₦airaland Forum

omowumee:
your crase cant be cured

omowumee:
or k plasea what your lika drank o what does your thinking that we help you engrish bitter??

once night stand wet your wills cure my crase formever

alberto2k:
Coka af come again... Troll on the Roll

almostFamous:
Lol...dunno why I always laugh at this guy's bullsheet

HSinclair:
dat rokietu weres yansh foam, dnt be desivd n fall on lof in her foam yansh!
Dis is urgents pleas!

omowumee:
Abeg stop the coke, take orijin to corlect yaw engrish beko!

sinaj:
wot did diz one type

Acekidc4:
Na trouble you enter so oh!! You better beg her before she do you strong ting!!!

Women are Devil oh shebi you know!!!

rokiatu:
Lemme call Mr cork to come help you.

HSinclair:
matafukas u seen urs live? I sai u shud nor wooed dat gel dat she's juju jazz bot u too stuburns to lisen to mie
Betas go n seen T.v joshuans b4 chorch closed by 12am

oloyolo:
My iq just jumped from 300 point to 450. After I solved this puzzle
Understanding ur post was very stressful

Acekidc4:
And ow you take knw say she Charm you!!


Something is Fishy!!!

Shezhawt:
Lmao!! What's the essence of going to school if at the end of the day, one can't even secure a good job.... Its try your luck man!

am wowed, camt believen these is coming outta form a womans mouth

diddydiva:
so true

your mine all these walks form females girl likes your Ok ok, lent me goes bark am read

Rexhenrex:
this guys english is better wait till u meet one guy called cokacola or so his english is like latin if u aint careful u will get knocked with migranes

tammmy:
hope uv taken your drugs this morning

tammmy:
As for me, i have escaped sexual advances severally from different girls. Dont get me wrong i am not gay but sex is not really my thing.

go on and share your experiences...ya all

Msquare220:
Abeg take it easy on her, she no mean am!

mods plasea loakup these topick thriad

klik20:
Sirlaw2 I b around 5 yrs old das hw far my brain can calculate
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go an learm how go spake simpar an correst an pure bratian english landguages grammar beform your updates these topick agains

Tandullceblog:
After reading this, I was like WTF... what is he saying. Then I went to ur profile and I realised.... The problem is from DEEP WITHIN.

these boy why did your went to blame me noun? It is my fault your camt undastoad correst an pure an simpar english landguages grammar?

ronald4lif:
My manchi, how market

umukorophillip:
Is this not ignorance: what is the reason why some girls are found of ignoring their male cunterpart on social networks like whatsapp, bbm, badoo, facebook, 2go etc. yet they pray and fast for husbands to come and marry them? Guys please i need your opinions.

why wont she ingroed your where your sent her up go 10messages with in a second of time

barristerMDGs:
While returning from a supermarket after an emergency shopping this evening, I noticed this two love birds are still standing by the road side having what I may call a romantic discussion. I had passed them earlier on my way to the supermarket.

Their voice were so calm that you could notice the giggles as they converse on some funny issues. I thought in my mind, "This guy must be romantic to get this gentle and soft giggles from the sweet toned invisible faced sister"

As I approach to were they are, (the road is a path way) I learned they just finished discussing about the lady ahead of me. To confirm my suspicion, I decided to sing a line of a song I will never sing on a good day - " and then a hero comes along with the strenght to carry on" and hum as I passed them. All of a sudden, the short pause discussion played with me at the Scene.

Ahhhhhhh! So this is what I was falling for! I was even hoping to get madam out on the street so we can discuss some sweet nonsense but my disappointment was too much for me to consider a second alternative. I am not taking her to the street to discuss someone else. Why would I spend my time discussing someone else at romance time when I have spent almost all of the day discussing Nigeria, PDP, Goodluck and others.

Why is romance so lame nowadays.

stop smoking weeds your refese, ok if your smokes it dot comes close go nairilaind your refese Now loku there nonsenses topick your crated

Smartjeezy:
Sex is considered holy between a husband and wife.that's why the
bible said that the two flesh will become one.so what of sex between
a male and female that are not legally married?.that is what we call
unholy sex,and its an abomination before God.sex is more of spiritual
than physical.but alot of people are carried away by the physical
pleasure of sex and thereby neglecting the spiritual consenquencies to
their own detriments.duri ng sex,your soul is connected to that of your
mate by an invisible spiritual cord.that is what people know as SOUL-
TIE.so each time you engage in unholy sex,be aware that you are
creating what we call evil soul-tie.and once that evil soul tie is
created,the demons or evil spirit inside your mate will readily move into
your body by reason of soul-tie.that is how alot of people get posses
by demons today.this is known as tranferance of spirit.thats not all,alots
do take place during sex.the generation curse,failure,p roblem etc in
operation in the life of your partner or mate will also be transfered into
your life by reason of the evil soul tie between the two of you. You get
spiritual STD through sex, when i say STD i mean "sexually transmitted
DEMONS." demons have no respect for condoms. Any sexual act you
commit, you must collect all the spiritual properties of your mate.
Imagine a man has slept with 22 girls before he met you, and each of
the girls has atleast 12 evil spirits. Lets now calculate how many
demons you as a girl has now because that man has also slept with
you, he is going to pour all the demon properties into an innocent you,if
you are a good mathematician you will arrive that you have nothing
less than 264 evil properties of demons now...Oh! You don't believe?
Why do you think you find it hard to do the things of God? Do you
think it is you that don't want to do away with sin, pleasure and
worldliness, my friend, it is demons troubling you. That is why i pity
girls who don't care about their body...You think you are enjoying life,
you will reap the harsh benefit if you don't change your ways.. Some
even young boys and girls are sleeping with so many people, they
have scattered and distributed their soul all over the campus and all
over the country. You don't wonder why you always have sex regularly
in the dream? Most of the people you have slept with are demonic,you
may not know, she loves you, so you think she will tell you she has
come to destroy your life, don't be deceived, there is no love anywhere
in the world...I can say that again...Anyone that practise the world
system of love will be cast into hell fire. You need to really stop and
ask God for mercy, really repent, so that you can be set free... What
you stand to loose is worth more than a 10minutes of enjoyment... You
will loose your destiny on earth and loose your eternity with God in
Heaven, and then you will dwell with the devil in hell fire. So my
friend, when next you are about to engage in sex,take a second and
ask yourself "does this 10 minutes pleasure really worth the spiritual
Danger"?

where your when abeging you garlfriand for slex, you dids kwen or these, now that she gaves your an you coud not still reach 10seconds an your come hear go rant

EroticAngelina:
I don't know what to do... should I tell my boyfriend and destroy the relationship he and his father have or keep quiet and continue putting up with this shameful thing??!?
Its disgusting considering I'm like 40years younger that this old man!! doesn't he have an atom of respect? I'm his son's girlfriend for Pete's sake!

I've tried talking to him(the father) but I always get scared and end up saying something else.. maybe I misinterpreted his actions.... but if a guy hugs u tight, touches ur asss, looks at u lustfully, makes nasty dirty comments about u... what wud u think of that person?
I'm not exaggerating! I just want this to end.

it is sun marriage two your? NO, is have engages two your? NO plasea dot destrol the familys happines curse the sun is fucking your and the guymans dad went go enjoy whot they son is enjoying plasea