₦airaland Forum

Skoopy:
I accept with you, you're surely not a human being...

adeekiti:
yes cos u spark same engloosh as yours we both school in same Toronto

holysaint1:
It is finished

adeekiti:
mr English sir

holysaint1:
#no insult intended... Buh have u written any exam at all

blessingdickson:
what is he even saying?can you pls speak english? Are you still in kindergarten?

ilotriouzAY:
Creating a guest list is notoriously one of the most fraught parts of the wedding planning process. To make this task a bit easier on you — and your relaionship — here are seven types of people you can consider leaving off your list, in no particular order.
1. The “B” Listers:
When you start making your guest list, separate the people you must have at your wedding (the “A” list) from those you’d enjoy having there but don’t feel like their presence is crucial (the “B” list). Just because you were close with someone in college, or were invited to their wedding five years go, that doesn’t mean you are required to invite them to your own nuptials, especially if you’ve lost touch. A wedding is not a reunion — it’s about celebrating your union with your partner.
2. Exes:
Unless your ex is your best friend and your partner has no qualms whatsoever about your close relationship, there is absolutely no reason to invite former lovers to your wedding. It’s not so much the fact that they are a part of your past, but how will your new spouse react if your former flame pulls you onto the dance floor? (Or if his did the same to him?)
3. Plus-Ones:
Etiquette experts have a number of opinions on who gets a plus one: Some say any single person over the age of 18 (others go as low as 16), while some say that you’re only required to give a guest a plus one if he or she is cohabiting with a partner. When it comes to your unattached guests, however, I say let the singles mingle, unless you have very few singles invited and you run the risk of just a few loners.
4. Your Boss:
Although it may seem awkward not to invite your boss, it may be even more awkward to invite him or her, especially if no one else from work is on your guest list. While etiquette once dictated that your boss was a must-invite, I say it depends on your office culture, the size of your team, and how comfortable you feel around your boss in general. Your wedding is intimate, no matter how many guests you have, and you want to feel at ease.
5. Relatives or Friends Famous for Behaving Badly at Parties:
Your wedding day should be a stress-free as possible–you shouldn’t have to worry about Uncle Mort drinking too much and causing a scene, or your sorority friend starting drama with your bridesmaids. Anyone with a track record of causing major problems at parties should be carefully considered before you send him or her an invite.
6. Distant Relatives:
While blood might be thicker than water, your friends likely know you, and your spouse-to-be, better than your second cousin removed on your mother’s side. Family doesn’t automatically make the guest list, especially if you don’t have a relationship besides sharing a last name. If you are questioning inviting an estranged relative over a friend…invite the friend.
7. Neighbors:
Just because you share a morning greeting doesn’t mean you should feel guilty not inviting the people who live next door. While it might have been customary to invite the neighbors to your nuptials at one time, now it’s far less common — unless of course you’re legitimately friends with your neighbors and get together socially. If not, don’t feel bad about leaving them off the list.
Source
http://kolawolesamuel..co.uk/2015/03/davidos-ex-nish-kards-ice-princes.html

loomer:
I be translate for me, cos I no sure say na English or even pigin be this

HSinclair:
Homeage U wants me to cum leave in dat you small dusbin in ikeja
I beta leave hear in ikoyi big dusbin than go bank homeage wear plenty moskintose will klin my live

HSinclair:
Are u parstors or netive doktors

beta seet down on dusbin n stop goning roundabout luking for trobul

ObiomaA:

HSinclair:
late lass naite one Big big moskinto distrubing my sleeping at mine dustbin dat I sleeps...

It stated doing weeeeeeeee up and downs roundabout everywears and e byte me I vessing loook for it

And I carrys big fried pan dat one peepo drop in dusbin for me and bit it and e fall flat on the floor..

And I snap it camera to sow u mine peepo

Be happy for me is a good tins no moskinto in my dustbin agains

Rejoice wheat me prepos

blessingdickson:
eem cokacola or fanta as the case may be I think you are getting it all wrong cus I never said he slept with me rather I said he showed me to confirm his fears btwn am not suprised by ur conduct cus ur bio says it all.
Note:I like ur energy but pls try and channel it to ur brain next time you want to address me,before I forget thunder does not fire it strikes and only those who incures its wrath.
Have an Excellent day mr

Jonny1:
Like how many round can you go when having sex

blessingdickson:
I have a male friend who is not proud of himself sexually.
now from my own findings after he confided in me about his problem is this:
1. He feels his sex organ is not big enough to satisfy a lady
2. He is shy to approach a lady for a serious courtship

so as a result of these two reasons he cant keep a serious relationship with the opposite sex or even have a healthy sexual life,
he either masturbate or patronize sex hawkers which does not even pay him cause he does not last more than 2sec on them.

meanwhile, i was able to check out his organ and believe me when i say it is okay to my own taste but i cant speak for other ladies though,even after i told him that his organ is not as petit as he feels it is he still feels otherwise.

please what do you advise he do because he is the only son and age is no longer on his side there is pressure on him to get married.

justmag:
Someone please tell me why? The only reason I see why someone will do this is if you are gay, a stalker, pathetic or hmmmmm! Still thinking. ...Did I miss an era when it became okay for guys to pose as girls online and they claim to be straight or whatever? What exactly is cool about this? Is this a new way for guys to get girls or GUY?? I just want to know what goes through a guys mind when he does this. ...THERE ARE TOOO MANY OF THEM HERE.

naijaboiy:
Either 2 or 4.

Na mostly girls dey do 5

I wonder why

StealthIdeals:
U wil do so much well in comedy.

400billionman:
How do you expect somebody to read this ?

pwerrymansion:
. Your writing skill is horrible!

pwerrymansion:
. Your writing skill is horrible!

profojah:
..Can someone interprete this gibberish for me..This guy is dyslexic...

profojah:
She always tell me she's seeing her period whenever she comes to my house and I'll tell her to remove her panties to check whether its true or Not...But Today, God catch her papa, she told me the same story and she removed her pant as usual for me to check..As I was checking, Lo and Behold, guess what I saw?.She used a CloseUp toothpaste to rub her pad! ..If I hear say I gree!!.you should know what happened next!

scribble:


I know a young man whose wedding to his heartthrob was just a few weeks away. A very reserved young man he was; keeps to himself a lot in the office. But just from nowhere, a lady colleague of his simply said "hi with a smile" at the car park and that was it! He had forgotten his wedding, everything he thought about was this lady; a lady he was never close to. His fiancee was at a loss as to what was happening. The "planned wedding was not only a disaster waiting to happen". But then, he had a brother who knew the Lord that saves. This brother wasn't in the country at the time but the moment he heard it; began to fast; daily fast morning till evening. By the 7th day, the dude woke up in the lady's house and wondered how he landed there in the first place. The lady could not explain herself; dude ran out as it from a cobra. First thing he did was to look for his fiancee but the girl did not want to see him. Then his brother called him and told him what happened. Eventually, the wedding did not hold and never held. This dude lost a very promising relationship but then, he gained something. He listened to the brother and found Christ. The lady colleague that did that eventually confessed what she did . . . she "tied him for marriage".

saw this in the comments section of Stella's Blog

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/03/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narrative_15.html#more


Naija Girls Are Not Smiling.

Shine Ya Eye On A Kentro Levelz!

Kirinwa:
I have a question I wish to ask Nairaland ladies and I would appreciate honest and sincere answers.

The question is why do girls get jealous when a guy they are friend zoning is going out with another girl. Its quite disturbing when you ask a girl out and she tells you that she has aa boyfriend. After sticking around to see if status quo would change yielded no fruits. Then finally you found a girl you really like and starts going out with her only to notice that the girl friend zoning you is acting like you dumped her.

Why is it so? Answer starts now...

RollySexy:
I think dis aspect of sagging trouser has become popular among Nigerian guys, even a matured man now sag As for me I think it's kinda childish. Most girls don't take such guys serious no matter how responsible dey present themselves. It's awkward. I call such guys chewing gum boiz

you these headworld, you mine we shall start puting on biger troushe and talk in to our waist curse you loaking for a cerious goyfriad Childrens of now are days salf

buygala:
And why should we take a girl who calls herself 'Rollysexy' seriously? ... Name sounds like that of a porn star


*checks her pishure


why is your forehead looking as if a vulcanizer inflated it? ... Your wig doesn't have enough colors too.. please add purple, green, indigo, and yellow to complete the rainbow look

Ndissle:
Since that 5yrs, I have not had sex. My sperm will be very thick now. Lol

wet these you drys line it will toak you ann order ten year to found a galafriad

richard870:
I have always wondered why people (courting & married) act like they don't kiss in public. Could it be culture? or just shyness of lovers.My question-Is public display of affection(PDA) an immoral act

displaying of love in paulibic place is a sin