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fntekim:
Population control

I wonda wat u find so amusing in the story?Cld u b so kind as to share it wit us.

tyor:
obia ma fum!
my heart dey skip!

wetin b al did talk about legs, nna, LEGS! ok

alright, it'll be d most romantic thing to do to a lady, but, NAIJA babes?

they've not gotten to that level of romance, them go tell u say

, SHEY NA KISS I GO CHOP,

even to give them Roses, u be mummy's boy.

my brodas, i feel our plight. we want to go to a new realm of rom-ance but our babes wants another level of
FIN-ANCE.

as for me B4 i make a pass to a lady i check-out their feets, then if she's wearing shoes, i look at what kind and what make. because a woman feet (shoes) say so much about who she is.

from a woman's feet (shoes), i'll kno if she speaks Good English.

believe it or not, they've never proved me wrong!

Spot on!! But hope say afta chekin out the feet u don't go ahead to kiss them

grafikdon:
Ahh. . . just imagine an elementary school kid who's always hounded by a hopeless imbecilic bully on his way to school. . . if this slowpoke of a bully goes on strike. . . the elementary school kid will surely dance in the market square for 48 hrs per day out of overwhelming joy. . .

I concur

Man u guyz are doin great,kip it up.

Are u goin to dat village wit no cybercafe again?Anyway safe trip,my regards to granny.

grafikdon:
Police and 'NEPA' on strike. . . nothing can be more hilarious than that. . .

Haba! Y na

Okay my dear swit dreams

It's okay but i'll b watchin u closely 4rm now on

onyinye2:
Yal are some characters. No one goes near my feet unless you want a dent in your face.

U're my superwoman,y wld i want to lick ur feet wen there are a dozen other places i can lick & get u to cloud 12

So where do u want to fil my wrath?

Another police strike is in the offing.


The National Association of Police Specialist Officers has threatened to embark on indefinite strike if the police authorities fail to responding to its request for promotion of its members. A statement signed by the National President of the Association, Chief Superintendent of Police Moday James and National Secretary; Superintendent of Police Musa Emmanuel said the police authorities have refused to promote any of the members of the Association since 2003 while the General Duty officers received their promotions regularly throughout the period.



The statement said if the Police Service Commission and the Inspector General Police remained indifferent in the matter, the Association has no other option that to embark on an indefinite strike. “Since 2003 when we were last promoted, no officer (specialist) was promoted again, while within this period, the General Duty officers were promoted in 2005, 2006, and now 2008. We have been stagnant in one rank since 2003, while we watch the GD officers, who are our counterpart in 2003 now promoted in 2006. This means our mates in GD are now our seniors by 2 years, and yet the police have already excluded us from the recent promotion exercise without any tangible reason as if we are not policemen,” the statement said. The Association said its members have not been receiving the necessary motivations they deserve from the police authorities in spite of handling technical activities within the Police Force. “The Police Specialist includes Medical Doctors, Telecomm Engineers, Civil Engineers, Transport, Forensic Scientist, Computer Scientist etc. We left other better companies and agencies to join the Force, but to our dismay, we were made to suffer. We have also been attending one course or the other to keep ourselves up to date in our various fields sometimes at our own expense and yet the Force is busy promoting illiterates in GD who join the Force with primary school certificates, secondary school certificate etc. The Police leadership is killing the Specialist Sections, and professionals will no longer be interested in joining the Force. The Force also risk losing the current Specialist. One day they will wake up and realize that they don’t have a single Medical Doctor, or Engineer left in the service. In the last two years, a good number of specialists resigned and joined other establishment out of frustration,” the statement said.

Which other forums are u active in bsides the joke & romance section.

U dont hav any joke somebody else havn't posted, but i'd let this pass this one tym since this is supposd to be a fun thread,wen we meet on the romance forum we'll sort our selves out.

But y do i hav to kiss any girls feet.What is that supposd to prove?

I wonda whether ple wld still b runnin their mouths recklessly if it turnd out it was their mom,sister or daughter that was treated in such a despicable mana all in the name of cavity search.Som pple rilly know how to talk crap wen they're not d ones affected by an incident.

gaby,i'd rilly luv to read one of ur jokes b4 i post anything further.And plz maq it quik,i don't hav all day.

Why yawnin,if u nid more all u hav to do is ask.
TRUE CONFESSION

A fellow went to visit his dying partner.Suddenly the dyin man began to spik."John,"he said,"b4 i go i must confess som things.I know i am goin to die.I want u to know dat i robd d firm of 100,000naira several yrs ago.I sold our secret formula to our competitors,& also,John,i'm d fellow who supplied ur wife with the evidence dat got her a divorce & cost u a small fortune."John murmured,"That's okay,old man.I'm d guy who poisond u."

WARNING!

An old farmer with an ill temper,married.Soon after the weddin they visited a nearby town.Suddenly the mule pullin the wagon stoppd,& d farmer angrily pointed to the mule:"Now that's one!"Later d mule stoppd again & rared up.:Now that's two!" exclaimed the farmer in a loud voice.Soon the old mule stoppd again & the farmer angrily cried,"Now that's three!"& shot d mule btw the eyes.
The new bride said,"now,honey that wasn't neccessary.The mule was doin the best it cld,i don't think u're fair."
The old farmer quickly pointed to his new bride & said:"Now that's one!"

Vanzekiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Wonderful save

Osazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

doyin13:
I pity the belgian side. . . .Its kind of overwhelming playing against
chaps old enough to be your Uncle  

What kind of rubbish is this.Wat angle are u tryin to introduce to dis discussion,beta kip ur handsmouth shut.

the Belgians are goin to try long range shots.Vanzekin had beta watch it

U guys can now taq a break 4 15 mins at least

Na wa o the flurry of posts comin in is ovawelmin,can't even get a post across.

We nid dis gold,whether its 1 or 23,its still 23 gold medal to me

POINT OF VIEW

A woman was bein congratulated by a frnd after her son & daughter were married within a month of each other.
"What kind of boy did ur daughter marry?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh,he's wonderful"gushed the mother."He maqs her sleep late,wants her to go to d beauty parlor every day,won't let her cook,insists upon taqin her out to dinner evry nite."
"That's nice"'said the neighbor."And ur son?What kind of girl did he marry?

"The mother sighed, "Oh i'm not so happy there.She's lazy.Slips late evry mornin,spends all her tym at the beauty parlor,won't cook & maqs them taq all their meals out".

Pls i nid som clarification here.In places such as Turkey,Jordan,Dubai & other modern Islamic countries,do they still adduce to this doctrine & practice it,or is this just a Nigerian version of the quran?By the way how many wives does the custodian of the two holy mosqs hav.

This was written by a northerner not me.Anybody claiming the north can do well without the south is only living in a fools' paradise.

NARTO wants North to acquire Chevron 

  Written by Yunus Abdulhamid, on 18-08-2008 01:07
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There is a growing support    for the acquisition of    Chevron Oil Nigeria Plc by any company from the Northern extraction following plans by owners of the foreign oil firm to relinquish their holdings.

Three out of the six oil major companies in the country, namely: Conoil, African Petroleum and Oando, are owned by companies from one geopolitical zone

Recently, a Northern group had launched a campaign in support of a company from the North to express desire to acquire the major oil conglomerate.

It even took the campaign to the presidency to assist any company from the geopolitical zone that has managerial, technical and financial capacity to acquire the oil giant.

The group’s insistence on a company from the North was hinged on the fact that the three out of the six oil major companies in the country, namely: Conoil, African Petroleum and Oando, are owned by companies from one geopolitical zone.

The national Operations Coordinator of the National Association of Road Transport Owners (NARTO), Alhaji Lawan Isa threw his weight behind the plan.

According to him, it is a thing of pride to the region, urging all well meaning individuals to support and encourage the move as it has tremendous benefits.

Speaking to Daily Trust weekend Isa appealed to the presidency, members of NARTO and other stakeholders to support the bid. He also urged Northern business men to rise up to the challenge to invest in oil and gas business as the world’s attention is still very focused on the sector beside establishing industries that would speed up development of the vast region.[b]

“The North is still backward, and we have to change the situation for the better. The time of hiding wealth or money in the house is over. It is now time to invest such wealth in key sector of the economy for the betterment of all,” he said.[/b]He said at least each region should have owned a major oil company, saying the South West alone owned three out of the six major oil companies in the country.

The NARTO boss said more than 80% of the country’s fuel transportation vehicles were owned by business men from the North and it was only fair for the North to have one of the major oil firms.

Isa also added that the south east ought to have one to balance the ‘equation’.

He said every region has capable companies that could buy any major oil company that plans to relinquish their holdings in it.

Let's face it.The north is to Nigeria what Africa is to the rest of the world.While runnin several paces the south wld hav to stop & retrogress several steps bakwards to allow the north catch up.this has rilly stunted the growth of this country.before anybody accuses me of being discriminatory pls read
[url=http://north's vicious circle of poverty]north's vicious circle of poverty[/url] or [url=http://kano a city of beggars]kano a city of beggars[/url]

Futhermore,taq a look at Soludo's/CBN findings which put the northern region in the stone age of human development.Taq oil out of the equation,the north can still not do without the south on so many grounds.