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Guess he was wiring elements of the holy spirit into her

Hmmm..you need to take Okafor's Law of Congodynamics into consideration here. For the record, let me just state what the law states...

[b]Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞

It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."
Just like we say "water finds its level"
Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation.
In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. However, there is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.

In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is that.
A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever'
if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc[/b]..

Hmmm...later they'll accuse Atheists of demeaning the Christian faith. On the contrary, Christians are doing a very fine job of that all on their own. Let me just relax here and enjoy the mental gymnastics. How he's not a true man of god all that other stuff they tend to churn out. Na the work wey dem dey do be dat.

The other day it was Malaysia. Today it's Ghana. Issokai make una kontinu

Interesting

Another day, another pastor. Same shìt, different day. I just tire for these Christians jare

Dayum! Impoverishment, militarisation and the recession have hardwired Nigerians to violence and unecessary aggression. I feel for these people

Any way na way my brother. Do what you gotta do to get out of that hellhole they call Nigeria

Ejize:
I'm I the only one seeing there's nothing special about the dress

In this context, am will be appropriate. I know how Nigerians are constantly knocked for beginning sentences with 'Am' instead of 'I'm'. And i noticed you were trying to avoid that. But you ended up saying..'I am i the only one.......' Anyhoo, just saying.

That was deep. Top notch!

How much lower can these charlatans sink? They know all too well how pliable and gullible Nigerians can be. These folks will believe anything sha

Sigh...funny how these Christians keep subjecting themselves to ridicule. Yet, have the audacity to criticise Atheists for not being equally stùpid. Not a day goes by we don't read about the shenanigans of these charlatans who tag themselves men and women of god..mtcheew

Donvilo:
The problem didn't come from God, bro. Never has & never will. The real problem came from us, right from the beginning of creation. We are the ones who are mis-interpreting & mis-quoting Him just as you are mis-interpreting & mis-quoting Him right now.......

Yeah keep defending god, since he can't do it himself

Babysho:
That's COLD. How is he imperfect?

...'God regretted that he had made men on earth, and his heart was saddened'. Genesis 6:6
So god makes mistakes after all...sigh

An imperfect god cannot create perfect beings

Well CAN insists Nigeria withdraws from a football tournament on the grounds that it was organised by Muslims for Moslems.
Saudi cleric writes Fifa to bar players from making a sign of the cross.
Do you see a pattern here? These persian religions trying to ruin the beautiful game for the rest of us..sigh

CuddleMe:
You can't stop them from worshiping. That's their right

You would think Christians are supposed to be considerate. And empathise with those around them. Alas this is not the case. Sigh

obonujoker:
Marriage is supposed to be the greatest achievement of a man.....

Yes we all know, marriage is a beautiful thing. But man's greatest achievement? C'mon bruv!

kingreign:
Na 2003/2007 model XJ X350. Unlike some Africans who'd buy maybach and Rolls Royce phantom limo when they've not achieved a quarter of what her Royal Majesty has.

Please enlighten us. What has she achieved?

Nice

Ignore it. Don't go stir up something that isn't there. Even if she's trying to pass a subtle message across, ignore it. You might go say something that'll be taken out of context and kick off a neighbours quarrel. You can rest assured such quarrells never end well.

Hmmm..e no dey hard dem. At the slightest opportunity Nigerians will scream 'pray for this', 'pray for that'. Yet, the country is at the worst point it's ever been and will only get worse. There are no indices indicating these millions of prayer going up to heaven are working. Still Nigerians pray even harder and fast for longer. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Seriously, what should we call these set of people? I'm refraining from using vulgar language here.

Name these agencies. Anybody can put up stuff on the internet. Not saying these things don't happen but without calling these agencies how can we say with any degree of certainty the story is true?

Nice..they're indeed beautiful

So sad

The death sentence may be commuted to life. But granting a pardon after 3 years is a no no!

President Buhari is an incontrovertible proof of how bad things have become in this administration. One look at him and you can see what millions of Nigerians are going through...sigh

I'm happy for you but please go shed some of that weight. You can be plus sized without being fat

MrBONE2:
That is what she got while worshipping Money instead of GREAT ONE.

Domestic violence is not an exclusively rich thing. It could happen in any home; rich, poor, Christian, Muslim and even Atheist homes. So stop blaming the victim for being a so called 'gold digger', 'slay queen', or being too stubborn and take a stand against it.

Aww this is so sad. I'm grief stricken

Dayum!