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Romance / Re: Video: Pastor French Kisses Healing Into Lady by cold(m): 3:27am On May 26, 2017 |
Guess he was wiring elements of the holy spirit into her 1 Like |
Family / Re: Why Do Some Married Women Cheat? by cold(m): 10:32pm On May 25, 2017 |
Hmmm..you need to take Okafor's Law of Congodynamics into consideration here. For the record, let me just state what the law states... [b]Okafor's Law of Congodynamics C 1 P = C ∞ It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..." Just like we say "water finds its level" Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation. In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. However, there is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties. In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is that. A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever' if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc[/b].. 109 Likes 17 Shares |
Family / Re: Police Arrested Christ Embassy Pastor Over 4 Abortions Mess (photo) by cold(m): 10:15pm On May 25, 2017 |
Hmmm...later they'll accuse Atheists of demeaning the Christian faith. On the contrary, Christians are doing a very fine job of that all on their own. Let me just relax here and enjoy the mental gymnastics. How he's not a true man of god all that other stuff they tend to churn out. Na the work wey dem dey do be dat. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Cultist 'Gbaja Marine' Killed By Rival Cult Group In Ghana. Photos by cold(m): 5:51pm On May 25, 2017 |
The other day it was Malaysia. Today it's Ghana. Issokai make una kontinu 2 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: Abdulmunafi Sarina Rides A Motorcycle To His Farm In Kano. Photos by cold(m): 6:28pm On May 24, 2017 |
Interesting |
Religion / Re: Christ Embassy Pastor In 4 Abortions Mess With Maid by cold(m): 1:25pm On May 24, 2017 |
Another day, another pastor. Same shìt, different day. I just tire for these Christians jare 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Sheriff Ahlan, Hausa Actor, Attacked And Injured By Militants (Graphic Pics) by cold(m): 1:21pm On May 24, 2017 |
Dayum! Impoverishment, militarisation and the recession have hardwired Nigerians to violence and unecessary aggression. I feel for these people |
Romance / Re: A Nigerian Man & His Big Oyinbo Lady Got People Talking (Photos) by cold(m): 2:09pm On May 21, 2017 |
Any way na way my brother. Do what you gotta do to get out of that hellhole they call Nigeria |
Politics / Re: Deola Sagoe Designs Halima Babangida's Wedding Gown (Photos) by cold(m): 1:55pm On May 18, 2017 |
Ejize:In this context, am will be appropriate. I know how Nigerians are constantly knocked for beginning sentences with 'Am' instead of 'I'm'. And i noticed you were trying to avoid that. But you ended up saying..'I am i the only one.......' Anyhoo, just saying. 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: "Link Up" - Phyno Featuring Burna Boy & M.I (Audio, Video) by cold(m): 2:58pm On May 16, 2017 |
That was deep. Top notch! 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Man With Anal Cancer Healed By TB Joshua's Prayer (Viewers' Discretion) by cold(m): 8:09pm On May 14, 2017 |
How much lower can these charlatans sink? They know all too well how pliable and gullible Nigerians can be. These folks will believe anything sha 10 Likes |
Religion / Re: Prophet Shepherd Bushiri Welcomed In Warri, Nigeria (Photos) by cold(m): 7:06pm On May 14, 2017 |
Sigh...funny how these Christians keep subjecting themselves to ridicule. Yet, have the audacity to criticise Atheists for not being equally stùpid. Not a day goes by we don't read about the shenanigans of these charlatans who tag themselves men and women of god..mtcheew 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Is It Possible To Have A Perfect Life? by cold(m): 3:16pm On May 14, 2017 |
Donvilo:Yeah keep defending god, since he can't do it himself 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Is It Possible To Have A Perfect Life? by cold(m): 10:28am On May 14, 2017 |
Babysho:...'God regretted that he had made men on earth, and his heart was saddened'. Genesis 6:6 So god makes mistakes after all...sigh |
Religion / Re: Is It Possible To Have A Perfect Life? by cold(m): 8:03am On May 14, 2017 |
An imperfect god cannot create perfect beings 3 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Islamic Cleric Urged FIFA To Ban Christian Players From Making Sign Of The Cross by cold(m): 10:24am On May 13, 2017 |
Well CAN insists Nigeria withdraws from a football tournament on the grounds that it was organised by Muslims for Moslems. Saudi cleric writes Fifa to bar players from making a sign of the cross. Do you see a pattern here? These persian religions trying to ruin the beautiful game for the rest of us..sigh |
Religion / Re: Estate Chairman Locks Out RCCG Members From Their Property At Osborn Estate(pic) by cold(m): 6:09pm On May 10, 2017 |
CuddleMe:You would think Christians are supposed to be considerate. And empathise with those around them. Alas this is not the case. Sigh 13 Likes 1 Share |
Events / Re: Thank God I'm Now Married..... Pictures by cold(m): 10:12am On May 09, 2017 |
obonujoker:Yes we all know, marriage is a beautiful thing. But man's greatest achievement? C'mon bruv! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: 91-Year-Old Queen Elizabeth Driving Herself In Her Jaguar (Photos) by cold(m): 10:10am On May 08, 2017 |
kingreign:Please enlighten us. What has she achieved? |
Literature / Re: Chidera Okolie Declares Her DM Open To Potential Suitors; Lists 10 Conditions by cold(m): 1:00pm On May 05, 2017 |
Nice |
Celebrities / Re: Banky W, His Parents And Adesua Etomi, His Wife To-Be Pictured Together by cold(m): 1:49pm On May 03, 2017 |
Nice |
Romance / Re: What Does My Neighbour's Wife Mean By This? by cold(m): 1:12pm On May 03, 2017 |
Ignore it. Don't go stir up something that isn't there. Even if she's trying to pass a subtle message across, ignore it. You might go say something that'll be taken out of context and kick off a neighbours quarrel. You can rest assured such quarrells never end well. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: APC Youths Blast Bisi Akande Over Comment On Buhari's Health by cold(m): 12:50pm On May 03, 2017 |
Hmmm..e no dey hard dem. At the slightest opportunity Nigerians will scream 'pray for this', 'pray for that'. Yet, the country is at the worst point it's ever been and will only get worse. There are no indices indicating these millions of prayer going up to heaven are working. Still Nigerians pray even harder and fast for longer. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Seriously, what should we call these set of people? I'm refraining from using vulgar language here. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Beware Of Fake Foreign Agencies That Promise Work Abroad. Disturbing Photos/Vid by cold(m): 10:06pm On May 02, 2017 |
Name these agencies. Anybody can put up stuff on the internet. Not saying these things don't happen but without calling these agencies how can we say with any degree of certainty the story is true? |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Welcomed By Beautiful Ladies At Chicago Airport(photo,video) by cold(m): 8:01pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
Nice..they're indeed beautiful |
Crime / Re: Baby In Celestial Church Garment Abandoned By A Refuse Dump In Lagos (Photos) by cold(m): 11:36am On Apr 27, 2017 |
So sad |
Crime / Re: RCCG Pastor Who Stabbed And Killed His Wife Begs Gov Ambode For Pardon(pictured) by cold(m): 9:31am On Apr 27, 2017 |
The death sentence may be commuted to life. But granting a pardon after 3 years is a no no! 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: PDP Asks Presidency To Stop Hiding Buhari From Nigerians. by cold(m): 9:23am On Apr 27, 2017 |
President Buhari is an incontrovertible proof of how bad things have become in this administration. One look at him and you can see what millions of Nigerians are going through...sigh 36 Likes 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: Adaora Ukoh Celebrates Her Birthday With Cleavage-Baring Photos by cold(m): 9:12am On Apr 27, 2017 |
I'm happy for you but please go shed some of that weight. You can be plus sized without being fat 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Lady Cries Out After Police Refused To Arrest Rich Boyfriend Who Battered Her... by cold(m): 8:42am On Apr 27, 2017 |
MrBONE2:Domestic violence is not an exclusively rich thing. It could happen in any home; rich, poor, Christian, Muslim and even Atheist homes. So stop blaming the victim for being a so called 'gold digger', 'slay queen', or being too stubborn and take a stand against it. 16 Likes |
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Police Officer Commits Suicide After She Was Dumped By Her Fiancé by cold(m): 10:34pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
Aww this is so sad. I'm grief stricken |
Politics / Re: Suspended SGF Lawal Sticks His Tongue Mocking Nigerians In Aso Rock - Kperogi by cold(m): 10:06pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
Dayum! 1 Like |
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