₦airaland Forum

...And some look like they've been struck by lightening

These morons who keep going on about the Gbagbo effect think it would have been easy to just pick Jonathan,throw him in a jail somewhere in the Hague and expect the country to remain as it were. Unless of course we have decided we no longer need the main artery of Nigeria's economy only then can such a warped & foolhardy stunt be conjured. Nigerians aren't that foolish just yet. GEJ conceded on his own volition despite the sycophants and hangers on around him that would have been prodding him to act otherwise. So mr Eziachi,don't let your dislike for the president cloud your sense of reasoning. Just saying

Words on marble..'my ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian' GEJ.
This has got to be one of the greatest quotes made by any Nigerian leader,dead or alive. And not only did he say it,he proved it. In spite of GEJ's many goofs & gaffes,he had good intentions for the country but he just wasn't presidential enough. Too soft on matters of grave importance. Herein was his greatest undoing,humility is not a trademark of Nigerians. We want it done and we want it done now!

nenergy:
You have an outstanding debt (owing for almost a year) and your creditor has been very understanding. Month end your employer pays a long overdue bonus.

Do you pay your tithe or settle your debt?

I ask because a certain guy boasted about paying more that 10% as tithe monthly, yet he is owing someone N20, 000 for almost a year.

What does the Bible say about this?

Your creditor have been very understanding like you said. Now you have the means to offset your debt,but rather than reciprocate the good gesture of your creditor,pay your debt,keep your credibility & remain in good stead for posterity sake. No you want to stretch his patience a little further,make some more excuses why you can't do it now because you want to make your pastor happy by dancing hypocritically to the front of the church with a sheepish grin on your face and dropping a fat envelope into the collection box/basin. How would your god even view such an act of brazen hypocrisy?
Assuming your creditor was in church too and sees you gyrating seriously to hand in your 10% protection money after you have sworn to him you haven't been paid and need more time,how is he supposed to feel? I leave that on your conscience.

These guys never hear say Buhari don win ni? What's their excuse now?

Jarus:
Not that easy doing two projects simultaneously except you're an already established big man

True to a large extent

Buhari,i wish you well. Hope you cleanse all sectors of the country and embassies outside the shores the country too. Only 8 weeks to inauguration. Let's see if you'll match all this talk with action. Until then....

Why not build both of em simultaneously

APC can't win in Plateau. Fat chance that is going to happen

Meanwhile i hear David is secretly warming his way into the APC in order to retain the leadership of the senate

Thumbs up to our troops. Onward ever

There's no sense in this write up

tunde4eva:
Wow, I dint know there were SS/SE people that still have sense

You were ignored the first time. So desperate for mentions you had to make another comment. Finally you've been noticed

If ever i wanted any government institution cleansed,it's that cesspit called NNPC.Buhari has to clean that augean stable from top to bottom. That structure reeks to the high heavens

Gbawe:
Indeed. Are we now supposed to forget the monumental and universally acclaimed misrule of GEJ because of one act he was bullied into by the likes of David Cameron, Obama et al? GEJ did not want to leave and was not prepared to leave hence the massive rigging - and we have even seen the video proof - conducted for him in Rivers, Delta, Akwa Ibom et al.

Whether people know it or not, the result, which showed Buhari had won despite the massive rigging of team GEJ, had been known since Sunday. Many moved behind the scene to convince GEJ not to try anything funny and subtle threats were deployed. GEJ, as expected of his self-serving nature, preferred not to piss-off this powerful lobby group. They never wanted to hand over and were willing to do anything to sit tight. Many simply showed GEJ he will be made to account for his action if chaos ensued because he did not want to accept the outcome of an election he clearly lost. GEJ was 'strong-armed' to accept defeat.

Stfu!I'm sure you were part of the lobby group to be privy to such meeting. If you weren't,don't come here spewing fuckery

rabimlomo:
But you were patient with gej for four years and wanted us to give him another four years to now start performing. What hypocrisy!
......And our lives is in God's hand, gmb's or gej's or whoever.

Well for starters,i don't believe in your god. GEJ's god,Buhari's god or any other god for that matter. So your argument is invalid,Buhari is not immortal or probably he is considering he seems to have a magical wand that would change Nigeria in a fleeting moment. On the other matter,GEJ lossed for the same reason i won't be giving Buhari any room to beg for time. We're very impatient and didn't think Jonathan was moving quick enough. Which in most cases i would agree with.
Let me reiterate,i wish Buhari well,we all want a greater and stronger Nigeria but i will never give him any opportunity to beg for time. His job of cleansing the country starts on the 29th of May 2015. At the risk of repitition,no ifs,buts or maybes

ZACHIE:
Mama Junior you did well.
Now,it's time turn the simmering Ogbono soup on the stove.
Biko,leave grammar alone.
Chai...where do you start to edit this one?

lmaooo..ol boy no be small tin o. To before harmed indeed

UrennaNkoli:
Urhobo Gbagbako wants to start nonsense in the Niger Delta. They are flies compared to boko haram. We'll wipe them out in seconds using bullets made from tissue paper.

To before warned is to before harmed. Just make sure you turn a new leaf on or before may 29 because the administration that awaits you won't be smiling at all. You can ask the animals you are copying and imitating from the north, they'll explain better.

'To be forewarned is to to be forearmed' Please. And to think you're a lady..smh

Oh oh..shít just hit the fan. Brace up folks,it's about to get ugly.

The minorities have had their say and the majority have had their way. Buhari,i hope you live up to expectation and please don't ask us to give you time because we won't. You must hit the ground running. No ifs,buts or maybes.We're a very impatient bunch.
On a different note i hope we don't end up with another Yar adua scenario. Just saying

Aww so sad

Nothing will happen but i guess it's a tad bit early to engage in sexual activities

Lol..nairaland arm chair generals are having eŕections at the thought of going to war with the ND militants. Buhari being older and wiser knows better than pulling a stùpid stunt like that with the boko haram menace still raging in the north. The issue of the Niger Delta would be settled with tact and wisdom. I believe the niger delta would have a top priority spot on the incoming government's agenda. Buhari can't afford to wreck Nigeria's already debilitated economy

Wish them Goodluck

If there truly is a god out there,then he is utterly uselesś in the larger scheme of things. What exactly is his use? What purpose does he serve? He is what we call in Nigerian parlance 'big for nothing'. Mtcheeew

GEJ was that kinda man that was going to concede defeat if he lossed. With or without pressure from any quarter. That was one of his good sides,humilty. At the same time it was his archilles heel,his greatest undoing. He didn't have a ruthless side

BecaciaBarbie:
Honestly I think for the interest of Nigerians and Gej himself, he has no choice but to accept defeat! I really don't get why y'all are hyping him over accepting the fact that he got voted out! What's the big deal please? The only person that deserves our hyping and praises is God Almighty!!! We prayed to Him for peace and unity during the election and He answered miraculously! So for me, I believe God shut the doors of everything that could have triggered violence in the country which includes Gej.

Did your god vote? Please take this imbecilic cŕap else where

Soooo?

Liar!

The business of governance must go on

Before nko. Abi you want make boys return to creeks? You no choice na,boys no get chill