₦airaland Forum

Dtrader1:
Throw Backs can be interesting at times.
Who knows the twitter handle of the popular throwback handle on twitter.. quote me please

@seemeseenigeria i think

1 billion naira bribe,war crimes,ICC. Who takes this reťard seriously? A female governor wouldn't have been such a bad idea. Anyways,we'll wait for the official announcement from INEC.

Emmalot121:
Long time. Aw is life?

Life's been good. I thank God

Emmalot121:
A lot of things are mere superstitions brought into the Christian faith from the former pagan traditions and culture.

The tone atheists use when referring to God tickles me, what wrong has He done to you? Stole your gf? Stole your cash? Set your house ablaze? Seized your Green Card? Learn to live and let live. To me God exists, to you HE doesn't, let the end judge.

Loool..ok bro i read you

I would ask him..my guy why did you allow yourself to be the fall guy? Why did you allow yourself to be used in such an evil and crafty manner? God did all the killings recorded in the bible and heaped the blame on you,yet you took it with a smile.
Or could it be that you and god are just two sides of a coin complimenting each other's strengths and weaknesses?

Hmmm..the irony of these issues that Christians keep harping on about..marine spirits,spirit husbands/wives etc is that they also claim there is an all knowing and all powerful god who apparently seems helpless to prevent these evil beings from taking over his human creations.
My question goes thus,if this omnipresent,omniscience,omniblablabla god is incapable of stopping these demons from multiplying and tormenting his followers,what exactly is his use? What purpose does he serve? Because from all indications,in spite of the incessant prayers from millions of prayer warriors these so called demons are showing no signs of abating. If anything,they have quadrupled in size. So what exactly is god doing about it?

Very noble indeed

They've been married traditionally for over 10 years with 4 kids to boot. They just decided to go white over the weekend,i guess they caved in to pressure from their so called god of man

It all depends on you. If you think you can give one more chance,fine. If you can't,walk away bro. In any event,the trust is broken and can never be mended. How are you even sure the baby is yours? Think man,think. By the way there's no such thing as a spirit husband or spirit wife. It's just a load of croc. You know what they say,you can't turn a hoe into a house wife

Is this what she wanted or is it a case of implants gone awry?

The oba must have been throwing people into the lagoon to issue such threats. He should be dethroned & thoroughly investigated. This is definitely not his first time.He is a disgrace to royalty. He doesn't deserve respect from anyone. The oba is proof wisdom does not necessarily come with age. See him mouth like 'i picked Ambode myself for the tam being'. Idìot!

Sick...sick..sick!

At least Oby Ezekwesili is APC. Let's see if she'll get the same level of insults directed at other Igbos

Totally irresponsible. The oba of lagos is a disgrace to royalty. His hesitation to come out and refute these comments allegedly made by him is proof that he made them. Let's see how he plans to drown all the Igbos in Lagos

Even if he joins the APC,fat chance they'll ever let him lead the senate and he knows that. Better he remains in the PDP as a minority leader,if he can't because his ego won't let him then he can opt out of the Senate and take a leading role in the party. In any event,i never really liked that David bloke anyway,i'm glad he won't be heading the senate in the 4th Republic

omonnakoda:
Simple stuff from a simple mind. Oil is important but not as important as many think. Without any of your "dynamite" global forces have "HALVED" revenues from oil and Nigeria has not collapsed. There are many who think foreign exchange is good for its own sake but this is untrue. Much of what Nigeria imports it can make. By the way we are making about $20-40 billion from oil now and in a so called $500 billion economy it is no great shakes. It will hurt to lose it suddenly but in reality the lives of Nigerians are no better than any othe African country without oil. Most definitely not in the North

@ $50 a barrel and 2 million barrels a day X 365 =$37.5 billion . How much of that figure is PROFIT and how much of that profit do the oil companies take.
A major problem with the current government is entrenching our dependence on imports and thus selling us the lie that exports are necessary to be weathy.This is not true for ALL nations especially one as resource rich as Nigeria. Nigeria does "Not have the capacity" but the rag tag jokers in the delta do? This time there will be no "WAR" if necessary the AMALEK solution would be applied only this time it would be EVACUATE and not KILL. Every single man,woman goat or fish will be removed from hotspots and relocated elsewhere. We will REPOPULATE the area with Kanuris Ask the Palestinians who are no begging for two states. We will repopulate the area with Kanuris and we will have New Gwoza,New Baga and New Chibok.Thankfully Kanuris ar fishermen.The Ijaws can fish the Lake Chad in Peace. By the time we establish new FACTS on the Ground the Ijaws will know that they are minority.At any rate I do not see Itsekiris or Urhobos joining them in their madness.

Intelligent stuff from an intelligent mind. Intelligence must have a new definition...sigh

Gbawe:
You little kids and losers take yourselves and Nairaland too seriously. Who, in the real world, gives a damn about you or what you think of Gbawe? Are empty barrels like you going to deliver Lagos for Agbaje or not? That is what matters here not your obsession with a poster who does not even know who you are.

Abeg go siddon. Another spoilt brat who loves to flatter himself. If you didn't take Nairaland seriously,you wouldn't be here spewing so much fuckery. I've seen your type before,all tough on the outside,hollow on the inside. Idgaf what you think of me,at the end of the day,you're just another statistic,a needle in a haystack. You don't count in the larger scheme of things. But you can rest assured i'll always continue to call your sorry aŕse out and treat your fućk ups

Gbawe:
You are a lunatic. Where is the "tribal inclination" in my post? The problem is that intellectual level is different hence some of you guys are way below others intellectually and thus unable to comprehend nuanced utterances. If you do not get it, I am taunting the bigots who, rather than seek to live peacefully with others, always claim they have the numbers to actualise the hostile takeover they desire. I am taunting them to now make it happen or remain disgraced. In any case, I don't care what you or any Nairalander think. I have gotten what I worked and prayed for which is a removal of the PDP at the centre. Everything else, including winding up excitable mofos like you, is a bonus .

Winding me up? I laugh in pekinese.You got jokes fool. A 100 of you couldn't possibly rile me up. I'm made of sterner stuff,sleeker than your average. From your diatribe we can easily tell who is wound up. I just had to call you out. I've always known you to be a closet bigot,all it took was a little scratch on the surface to unearth the putrid stench buried underneath. You are just another Igbo hating Yoruba. No different from the others. For the record i'm a bona fide Igbo boy. No time to hate,there's money to be made.

Lmaoo..somebody actually typed all that? Dayum! Christianity and madness should be used interchangeably.

This idioť again. Always taking advantage of people's misfortune to further his agenda of milking the sheeples. Mr Joshua,you still haven't told us how you missed the collapse of your fraudulent structure and invariably cost over a 100 people their lives in spite of your so called clairvoyance. Oh well i can't blame you. In the land of the blind,the one eyed man is king

Gbawe:
Losers wasting their own time and resources. Ambode would have won comfortably even if Buhari lost. Now that Buhari is President-elect Agbaje will be disgraced. The guy who bragged that Igbos are 40% of Lagos better urge every single one of those 40% to go and vote for Agbaje because he will need all the votes he can get to even muster 20% of total votes polled. ACN, now APC, has always had excellent grassroot mobilisation and influence in Lagos the PDP can simply not match. Did people not learn from how Buhari won Lagos when it mattered and when the APC (Lagos arm) actually bothered to sensitise the grassroot? If Buhari could take Lagos what do people expect the fate of Agbaje to be next Saturday? Anyway, PDP fans and TANdroids love deceiving themselves. Not long to wait.

Lol..even Gbawe has gotten in on the act. You can't be active in the political section of Nairaland for a year without exhibiting the tribal and hate thing no matter how closeted you are of your tribal inclinations. Good thing you've finally come out of the closet. You can now drop all that nonsensical intellectual garb of yours. I see through you

Fayose's days in office are numbered. That is certain

20 billion dollars traced to Zenith bank. Please @op where is your source?

This whole scenario isn't looking good at all. I hope Buhari can steer this Nigerian vessel through these murky waters without sinking it...shudders

WAJW:
Even as the president gets ready for his final trip to Otuoke, the last trip that would have his presidential conveyance give him the final salute then turn away to serve another commander-in-chief, retrospective observations are in order.

Will the president be getting a hero's welcome in Otuoke? Dele Sobowale says no. For the people of Otuoke, Jonathan's return would be deemed premature, as it is an unhappy turn of events that has dictated his return in 2015 - four years early.

However, home is home, and when we are done with our worldly dealings, we must return home, and home - as is characteristic of it - must accept us in, irrespective of its misgivings.

Dele Sobowale describes the incumbent as a 'political undertaker,' one determined to go down with as many people from his party as possible.

He [Jonathan] has been quoted as saying, in 2011: "You have given me your assurances of support but some of you are secretly campaigning for Atiku Abubakar. I can’t stand to be humiliated by you. I am the Captain of this boat. I am not going down alone. I am going to sink this boat and go down with all that are in it." He reportedly said this in 2011, at the 55th National Executive Committee Meeting of the PDP. (Quote cited from: http://saharareporters.com/2010/12/20/pdp-primaries-atiku-jonathan’s-politics-smear)

In 2015, he makes good his promise. President Jonathan will not go down alone. "Afenifere is now in the graveyard for sure; so is OPC… Niger Delta Militants, as well as their “god-father”, Chief Edwin Clark, have a new battle on their hands," writes Sobowale.

Source: #Vanguard

Bullshìt of epic proportions

Hmm

Flets:
This is the only way to ensure relative peace and continued revenue.

The children littered all over this forum have been shouting 'the fear of Buhari' like the creeks care. The only way option on this Issue is seeking peace for a start.

Even when Buhari assumes office, he must be careful as well to carry every group along. If he misfires, things will get ugly so quickly.

We'll be walking on egg shells for a long time.

That is what these arm chair generals don't get. They just keep screaming war like they have any idea what they're talking about. All it takes is one dynamite,one pipeline and Nigeria's economy would be set back by several barrels. How many people will Buhari kill before he realises it's a lost cause. Obasanjo tried it and failed. Yar adua came up with a better plan and Nigeria's economy was better for it.
I know Buhari is sagacious enough to thread the path of peace and not make loose statements that could further inflame strained nerves. The atmosphere in the ND is tenuous at best. If Buhari truly wants to transform Nigeria he must carry everyone along and keep this peace we have so far enjoyed.
In any event,the Nigerian military does not have the capability to fight wars on two fronts so it will be ill advised to try. I'm sure Buhari's new army chiefs would thoroughly debrief him on the consequences of opening another front in the ND with the army still coming to grips with the insurgency in the north east

Hmm..he even drove Hondas before they were cool but never bragged about it. Such a cool dude

whitecat1:
All of you pdp cowards who are hiding under new monikers and shouting Tinubu can't be taking seriously cos you are still groaning from your loss and looking for ways to get back at Apc. Sorry you won't be heard. We know your antics and nothing this administration would do will be good enough for you guys, Buhari and his handlers know this and will ignore all your staged inputs.

'Can't be taken seriously' not 'taking' seriously. Hope this helps

Lala247:
Lol u'll b surprised

But u can get stretch marks even if ur not that big .

True. But about men having stretch marks...hmmm

titsqueez:
No wonder they are called thunder thighs lol

very apt

Lala247:
Lol is dat ur butt

Hehe..males don't have stretch marks na