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MUKINATU has sent me to her village TWICE!!!! Each lasting a week, because I declared my undying love for GARY!! she is SOo jealous about my relationship with GARY that she will do anything to keep me away from my love! Anyway they say distance makes the heart fonder! Her continuous interference only makes me LOVE GARRI ALL THA MORE

Robertomatteo: Of course it is not my real name Ma. This is a faceless forum and regardless of situation I don't think its wise to divulge personal information that easily. I have already sent out my CV to a few well meaning individuals that have tried to contact me and I will still do it again if you allow me to. Just send your email to that address and I will forward my CV to you. Thanks

OSIFRED member since 2008!!! ROBERTOMATTEO just registered today!!! Are you one and the same? I asked Robertomatteo to send me a mail but got one from Osifred instead!!!

Robertomatteo: Thank you sir. My email is Robertomatteo34@yahoo.com

Robertomatteo? is that your real name? You seriously want someone to give you a job and you are presenting an email ad you just created for the purpose of this thread?
IF INDEED YOU ARE SERIOUS SEND ME A MAIL WITH A SNAPSHOT OF YOUR CV AND PASSPORT ATTACHED!!!! Then will i do something for you.

Late Iya Modinat of Obalende comes to mind! You will have to wash your own plate before they sell food for you!
You will queue up to buy the food!!
If it gets to your turn and you complain that the quantity is small? Be prepared to have your plate flung away!!! And NEXT!!! Boom in your ears!!! Don't be surprised to hear someone tell you 'Go beg am na?'...
This is not hearsay!! IT HAPPEND LIVE IN OBALENDE!!!!!!!!

Nice story it is! But its a bit old!!! Its been floating around for a while now.

caseless: for weye? How does that question in igbo relate to name of garri? U can also tell me abachah is also a corruption of 'will u dance?' Na all of us get dat name, no jst monopolise am abeg.

Story is.... a long time ago during the slave era! Some traders who came to buy slaves were present when their host were having a meal of eba! They were looking at the then strange but now priceless food! In an odd manner which warranted the question iGA'eRRI? Since they didn't understand the language they thought they were being told the name of the food!!! Not knowing they were being invited to dinner!!!! If you think this is false pray tell us how the name came about!!!

It doesn't mean love at all!!! Its getting to know you better! And if she tells you to pick a location DON'T pick fastfood o! or any where cheap!! Take her to a decent restaurant! Even though you are not buoyant try to let her know she's special!

Good!!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]We will worship the Sun in all its Glory for sustaining us, our people and this planet for millenia since the creation of life iteself. .

ALL HAIL THE SUN! ALL HAIL SOL INVICTUS!

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Mango! Mango! Mango!!!!!!!!!!

Garri is IGBO!!! Corrupted version of Iga erri? Meaning will you eat?

The hotel room and the vavagina pics are my favs!! Really artistic.

Na wa o! That's why most people failed Jamb 3 times!! Simple question is Fashola! Mimiko! Okorocha! and Osiomhole! Who do you consider best? People are naming other gominors! If you feel your choice is not listed pls go and open another thread for them!











































Signed Owelle Rochas Okorocha
Executive Governor of Imo State+

[quote author=deejay_harry1]It has various meaning to different people...to me it means laughing out loud........lucifer can never be my saviour.....Jesus is my saviour[/quote]Really?? Even though your signature says smacking bitches smoking weed and fuuckiing hoes? Please wake up! Don't let the devil laugh at your ignorance. @Topic I use lol as LOTS OF LOVE!! And that's what it is to me!!

Uncle Yakub? God is keeping you alive so you can make amends o! You can see what is happening in your hometown abi? Aunty Vicky talk to him please! Let him set all things straight before 2013 ends o! It seems that will be the year......

Garriland is not repd? Sorry I meant Nairaland.

FIRST TO COMMENT!!!!! gburugburu should be allowed to rest biko nu! The will is the ORIGINAL take it from me or go soak G!!

Must be God fearing! Must have SIX pack!!! and loaded!! ( Upstairs! Between the legs!! And in the wallet!!!!!!!!)

Ikoyi prison take note

MOCKERY!!!! That's what this movie is going to be! The movie commission should better do something about this what rubbish! How will they even conclude the movie? The saga continues watch out for part 2!!!!!! Smh

Jybz: Dis is wat Nairaland shuld be all about...
May God Bless u Madame ColdFeet!!!!
Cheers...

Amen!!! But am no longer giving him a dime!! He story doesn't add up and if you read thru all his post you'll find a pattern that is consistent with a con man! For that's what I think he is!!

sweetcheecks: Other people are just amazingly cruel. Why not keep mum than saying horrible things to someone who is in trouble. Really?

@Op, please do not even think of doing anything crazy. Just work out a plan.
1. Postpone the wedding, if she loves you and supports you she will understand if not then what kind of wife was she going to be anyway? Back off when things are hard?

2. Either move in with a friend or family or get a temp or contract job even in call centre to keep your place.

3. Start looking for a job, you can negotiate your back payment terms with your landlord if you have somekind of a job.

Pray and God will make things happen sooner than you think.
All the best.

If you had taken time to read all the comments before yours am sure you won't be praying for the op to succeed! HE IS A FRAUD!!!! And to think that I actually wanted to help him? Good that his post came on this evening for had it been earlier when the banks were still open! I probably would have sent someone to the bank for him.

@Op send me your account number.

NUMBER 10 Eat your GARRI with lots of vegetables and don't ban people from expressing their love for GARRI!!! Accept the GARRI lovers on Nairaland they are your customers you know? Keep banning them and they may just leave you for another.
I hereby welcome myself back from Mukina2's village where I have been enjoying soaked ijebu garri with kulikuli and I look forward to going back there!! Hmm! GARRI FOREVER!!!!!!

sylve11: Mrs coldfeet now u see, an average budhist won't do such. Oya go back to the thread where u Sey Christianity na the ultimate.

hey nice to have you here! And I still maintain my Christian faith!! Come to think of it its only a genuine thing that people always like to imitate! Nobody wants to imitate an already fake item it just won't sell! I guess that's why we have so many fake Pastors, anyway God dey see them and Judgement will indeed start in the House of God.

Signs of end time

My governor!! You've done well!! For those saying they pay tax well Fashola banned okada and they too pay tax.

hardbody: The only outcome of this is that the strip clubs will be further driven underground, made a lot more expensive and only the bigger boys will be able to find where there are and go there to satisfy their desires. If you doubt this, ask Fashola and co, all teh strip clubs i ever knew in Lagos, particularly off and along Allen avenue are still functioning, a few changed their names and started charging higher, but all the trips are still there.

Okorocha is probably doing well ( i deliberately do not follow 9ja politrics) however i think he should do a lot more in those areas that will affect the citizenry positively.

If a young lady decides that is how best to live her life, i have no qualms about it, if a man (either young or old) decides to patronize an existing market, good for him. Its all perception.

ok let's say you are right! I hope when and if your daughter decides to live that way you won't dissuade her? Just saying.

[quote author=Area_boy]sheep following sheep.

Get a mind of your own my friend!!


@topic! I saw earlier an estimate of 90% born into their religion, I dare say that number could be 95% or more in Nigeria. We are all born into one religion or the other and are brought up to believe all the stupid stories they tell us. Most people don't really care to "seek the truth" they just follow the crowd and go about doing whatever it is they want (this explains why our country is the way it is).

Sad!![/quote] ye shall know the truth and the truth shall set YOU!!! Free.