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amosisinsin: Well, it is a pitiable dismal bismal, it is regrettable lugubrious dat some of us are easily gullible. Talking about d Sure-P / Ferma, don't u tink it is a form of "papa Deceive Pikin" ( PDP) ways of securing d votes of unemployed Nigerian all in d name of giving dem job. If not, how on earth will d govt start collecting approximately #52,000 plus from applicant. #32,000 for uniform and #20,000 for one yeye form. Dem dey forbid to make am free ni? I get #52,000 naim I kon dey look for work ni? D most annoying part of it is dat dose dat hav already completed d training since last year are still at home waiting endlessly. Meanwhile, mr president came to TBS last saturday but didn't even talk about commissioning it for those already trained to resume work. But dey keep on collecting applicant money witout saying anyting on wen d work will actually commence abi na after election 2015 una won giv dem work ni? mehn!, make una wise up o. If not, dis one go worse pass Immigration season two...

You are confusing this with Natforce.. Natforce is the illegal body that charges for uniform and application form.. this is FERMA/Sure-P taskforce..

Bruno eats anything, semo and okro, rice and stew with fish.. anything... Sometimes Jojo mixed With rice or indomie.. eba and okro..
I recently bought indomie waste and fish meal.. I also bought a 10kg bag of one dog food like that.... costs 5,400..

How much did you get the 2002 C240 and the 2008 highlander for the clients?

mikkyangel: Unlocked Samsung Galaxy Note 8"...

-16gb momory
-Item in mint condition
-chargebeats headset
-Power Bank

Price?

I need a wireless keyboard and Wireless mouse...
Do you have a branch in ikeja?

letsdothis: Are you married? If no then you can't understand. But thank you anyway

Check my posts, bn married for some years now...

letsdothis: Thank you. Is because I go to work so I dont have time for feeding him. I now understand why but he betray me because I am the one that bought and take care of him when he small.

In this statement lies all the reason you guys have been arguing.. you are a very petty man.. just because the dog likes your wife more than you, it has betrayed you?
I suspect you will soon start a vendetta against your wife and the dog for 'betraying' you..
You need to grow up, this is not a competition between you and your wife, in fact the two of you are meant to be one...
It is not betrayal, it is normal for a dog to be closer to whoever feed it and this should not warrant jealousy against your wife...

2005 ??

stdennis: Alright! Thanks. So, you mean Z3 is better, since you have used both?

Comparing z10 to z3 is like comparing S4 to S4 mini..
Z3 is the mini.. compare both specs on gsmarena...

Tokunbo indeed....

It's obvious your wife feeds the dog...
The solution is very simple, stop raising your voice while speaking to your wife and stop arguing with her before you turn to jojo..

New tokunbo self is not 1.8.. PM me when it's 1M

Ymodulus: I am guilty of No2 and 3 and 4

I just realized why you said you are an atheist, I understand, I don't agree With you..
Just know God is not wicked, He has a reason for all He allows to happen...
Be strong....

coolsegun2002: I seriously doubt it...but u never can tell..if I can ship the ride to naija for free...nd pay half the price for clearing...I guess I can sell for 800k...u could consider a pencil light at least b4 the 35% increase in cost of clearing.....on the other hand...there's this place in ibadan where cars are sold cheap...just that u'll have to work on them...all lagos cleared...full custom papers...the owner of this business...ships in lots of cars into naija...but b4 shipping..the cars are cut into two halves...meaning like 25 cars can size a container...so he pays less for shipping...nd sells cheap...a friend of mine bought a pencil light camry for 400...the working cost like 200k...total 600k...I hear dealers go there a lot...by the time the workings are done nd sprayed....u won't even know the car was initially sliced into two halves...

. Is this true? Where in Ibadan?

Avalon 2010 reporting...
Readone!! Where at thou??
CityNG is doubting the existence of our powerful dodge...
Readone, it's been a While, in fact I've missed you..

Too many posts.. How much is it?

Obiagelli: I dumped their router a long time ago. Smile n swift are much more reliable and friendly

Don't see any difference between spectranet network and my glo network coupled with Spectranet's very terrible customer service..
All they care about is making you buy the modem, after that they start treating you anyhow...
If you want good broadband services buy swift or smile modem..

Meekpie, With your mastery of words, you are allowed to be 2nd....
We need to rescue thee cars on the rooftops, we can use your car to transport them to the clinic...
My car is a chics car, so no bloodstains...

Readonee35L: Lol
Mi oh ra ye eh

Driving home... had a bad day

Lol...
Eyah! Wetin do puny again?

Well. At this juncture, We can all see that cash madam coldplay007 has won this game.. your awkward 4wdS With the high centre of gravity are not meant for racing..
The only competition I have so far is the dodge puny.. and with the puny's penchant for catching fire at speeds above 160km/hr (e no go better 4 Nigerian rewires) ...
It is obvious I'm the Winner..
So please take a bow for the queen....

Readonee35L: This Girl Can lie
I see UV been racing in ur dreams lately

Readone! Readone! E no dey tire you..
It's obvious I still intimidate you... so what's unbelievable? that a woman can hit 190km/hr or that I overtook someone... Have you ever traveled along the IleSha-Ife stretch of that road.. that road is a beaut.. it was recently renovated by ferma so it's so easy to hit 180/190 on that road...
Well at least my lie is believable, I dare you to post the pix of the dodge puny you said you fitted the SRT8 engine...
While you are at it you should also post engine shots of the SRT8...

Denn: 90 minutes is too much... Don't forget I am in the race.

40 minutes should be ideal.... And that is to allow the newbies joining me in the epic win.

All u guys bringing these funny cars for this race. I'm bringing the 2010 avalon...
That reminds me of a time I was racing while travelling from akure to Ibadan... I was driving the avalon and the guy was driving a 09/10 accord V6..I was steadily hitting 190km/hr.. I beat the guy hands down...
The car is tinted so the guy didn't know who he Was racing with..
I parked to buy akara at ife junction, When the guy saw he had been racing a woman he was so surprised, he parked and came to Shake me....
I still made it a point of duty to overtake him before we got to Ibadan....

Siena: Lol...this thread has digressed, that's for sure. The title needs to be changed to match the contents.

Dodge Charger Thread?

Oga sienna... I love that green hue of your hilux..
Not dodge charger, we still don't have proof anybody has a charger on this thread..
You need to see the picture of what he calls a charger.. so we renamed it puny...

Make a video of the car with the video running, upload on youtube and post it here..
Let's all hear the engine sound... but nobody Will pay for a car you said has a problem without knowing the nature of the problem...

Denn: You this sewing machine driver. You call my kia a car in cheap drugs?

I am boiling and if care is not taken, I will ensure your 1982 Toyota cressida does not get to redeemed camp before it overheats.

Lol.

Leave readone and his pepper grinding machine alone o.... Lol

Oya sorry now.. I meant your 4.8L engine kia rio is high on nitro....

nurey: As much as I like sports cars I don't mess with muscle cars, and I have actually seen the charger in action with its noise making engine and I respect them. Let's know what you are challenging the charger and possible the fire breathing challenger when it arrives.

And he dives in....
Have you seen readone's in action?
I don't claim to have a garage like you guys.. I only drive an 05 camry and sometimes my husband's 2010 avalon. We are 'chronically' toyota fans in my household.. thinking of upgrading to a 2014 avalon ( does that qualify as muscle )
As far as I'm concerned nobody has a challenger on this thread, in fact nobody has a dodger, Readone's puny does not qualify..
As for the race? Nobody is challenging a dodger, all we have is a rio, a sienna and a camry so far.. cos there is no charger...

GLO.. Get a Life OP...

Readone35L: Lols
Girls DT loves cars and video games are d Best

But this coldplay9
Na boy
If u want to prove me wrong just show ur face outta d nairaland wall
I'll give a spin
A chance to view my garage
And 50k
Ova to u

Lol... .
You are feisty!! Me likey....
I thought we are friends now..but I can see I still intimidate you..
Your Garage? you call a Dodge puny and a 2003 Honda pilot a garage? More like a taxi park.....
Don't have anything to prove to you, I'm used to intimidating most men I come across, It took years of marriage before my hubby stopped being intimidated by me and he's a military man
Have you heard of our race? A kia rio high on steroids, nitro and cheap drugs has challenged everybody to a race..
So you can come with your Dodge puny.. but you should not be racing in that contraption, any engine transplant done by a Nigerian mechanic is liable to catch fire...

Denn: Do you want to join the massacre?

Make-ups won't help here o..... Lol

I will use Mike Tyson's strategy for you.... He beats his opponent even before the the viewers have chance to but tickets at the gate.

There is no sex.ual discrimination in defeat... All are served equally.

Also get 'cry insurance' in addition to your comprehensive and life covers.

Lol

Hope you have not forgotten it's a kia rio you are talking about..
a kia rio starts disintegrating at any speed above 140k/hr, 1st the bonnet flies off, then the fenders break into two,, by the time you get to 160km/hr, it's only the steering wheel and the seats that are left...

Denn: Dear Madam,
Noted.
Won't call the sewing machine any other name.

Thanks

Sewing machine?
I rest my case..