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Family / Re: Can You Survive On A 10,000 Weekly Pay? by Coldplay007(f): 3:48pm On Feb 19, 2023
Nemesis0147:
true sha but I feel like him seeing it in huge amount like that dy shark am…because of the 100k no dy do am.
We still have to send him tfare after each semester and he do call our mother too.

You are a wicked somebody.. the 100k per semester is less than the 30k you were collecting in 2017 ..
100k per semester is rubbish.. why would anybody pay a teenager once in a semester, when you know he can finish all the money in a week.. if you guys were collecting 30k per month in 2017.. it is fair he gets like 50 or 60k now..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help Me Decide On This Present Job Offer by Coldplay007(f): 7:41pm On Feb 04, 2023
Don't make the mistake of leaving your place of work for that rubbish place.. the money less 30% Is the actual salary. And it is lower than your current pay..

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Family / Re: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by Coldplay007(f): 8:09am On Jan 28, 2023
Acting.. dem even use mike

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Romance / Re: Hmm... by Coldplay007(f): 5:19pm On Dec 29, 2022
mynipple1:
I am such a pervert and an asshole in terms of sex matters. Like they said every man has a weak point and i think that's my weakest point in life. I've experimented/had so many sexcapedes/adventures out of curiosity and sometimes do so unknowingly.

From masturbating at age 14,
from almost trying anal with my finger to know how it feels as they probably hype on porn media at 17,
from trying cunnilingus and later got addicted to it,
from having a quicky with a random girl in a motor park that turns out to be a snake girl and almost cost me my life if not for one man of God that delivered me and so on.
In fact my very first sex was with an olosho at 15.

Yeah, as you can see right now after the long short ride I've taken you guys on my sex journey. It is obvious that I love sex and women obsessively. but the funny part is, i don't practice safe sex and I'm beginning to fear for my health. Though I've never contracted any form of an STD before sha. But the last time i checked my status is several months ago and since then I've being a mess doing rubbish (cunnilingus) with unclean babes.

To the main issue at hand right now, earlier this week I went to visit one of my regular brothel and tried to have fun with one of the girls and while at it I had cunnilingus with the girl. since that day my mouth has never been the same. My tongue is itching me with some likkle likkle bumps on it and my lower lips.

Bumps and itching on the tongue and on the lips is it a symptom of any STD that can be contracted thru oral?

Please as usual insults are welcome as well as advice and opinions.
Thanks.

Sounds like HSV... can be managed, but no cure for now.
Phones / Re: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by Coldplay007(f): 11:18pm On Dec 18, 2022
michlins:
This is extremely poor for the price it costs. MTN 4G is better. I don't want to talk about the 5G

This is 5G.. no way 4G can be 660mbps..

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Romance / Re: I'm In A Deep Shit by Coldplay007(f): 11:13pm On Dec 18, 2022
Manoftheyear:


Even if my woman sleep with another man, I will still tolerate it and act as if everything is fine, hoping that someday I can get my shit together and move on but it's seems I'm not getting out of this nightmare anytime soon

Lol.. definitely Kayanmata..
Nobody can help you, you need to help yourself...
We need more details, are you living together? Are you in the country? Is it an urban area or rural?
Travel / Re: Nairalander Escapes Death!!! (Pictures) by Coldplay007(f): 9:50am On Dec 17, 2022
It's just a stage, things will pick up.

Travel / Re: Nairalander Escapes Death!!! (Pictures) by Coldplay007(f): 9:43am On Dec 17, 2022
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Family / Re: I Just Find Out She's Cheating.. Caught Her by Coldplay007(f): 6:30am On Nov 21, 2022
Missionaire:


And you didn't see that he said he missed her pus*sy?
How can you kiss what you've never had or experienced?
Maybe an ex... it could have been before she met you... except if you met yer a virgin... this looks bad, but not enough evidence
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Citizens: Supporters of our archenemy will be in Qatar, keep low profi by Coldplay007(f): 1:34am On Nov 17, 2022
Quick note to anybody that is interested.
The Original Isrealites were black people. Archeology and history has shown that ancient Egyptians were black before Egypt was overrun by the current occupiers during the byzantine empire.. that is why most subsaharan africans have their original source as Egypt or Middle East.

Joseph's brothers came to buy grains in Egypt and couldn't tell him apart from the Egyptians and thought he was an Egyptian, this means Joseph and his brothers were black too... Do your research people.

Current occupier of Isreal got their in 1948, they were originally Europeans. Ashkenazi Jews were not originally Hebrew Isrealites, they took on the religion and learnt the Language. We are the Hebrew Isrealites.

A lot of resources on youtube and Rumble on the issue. Search for Black Hebrew Isrealites...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Citizens: Supporters of our archenemy will be in Qatar, keep low profi by Coldplay007(f): 1:26am On Nov 17, 2022
koolaid87:


God wasn't talking about the ashkenazi Jewish, who had stolen the history and legacy of the real hebrew Israelites.

The ashkenazi are the ones from the synagogue of the devil that revelation was talking about.

Real Hebrews are dark and brown people of the world

Yay.. All glory to YHWH in the name of Yahushua.... the people of the book are finally getting to know their legacy.
Y

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Citizens: Supporters of our archenemy will be in Qatar, keep low profi by Coldplay007(f): 1:25am On Nov 17, 2022
Righteousness2:
Israel is a Covenant nation.
They are the apple of God's eye. HIS First born among the Nations.
You go against Israel, you are poking God's eye.
That only means nothing but Disatrous Disaster!

GOD ALMIGHTY Foreign Policy is Pretty Simple!
You Bless Israel , you will be blessed.
You Curse them, you are Cursed.

I Unapologetically Love Israel!
I Unapologetically Stand with the State of ISRAEL.


Lol.. Read what you just wrote.. the nation of Isreal with its LGBTQ community is the apple of God eyes?...
We are Isreal, and the apple of God's eyes, those people in the nation of Isreal are impostors...

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle This? Pls Advise by Coldplay007(f): 3:57am On Oct 14, 2022
Estrointrovert:



I will take No. 2
If we can, let’s do this

No 3, 4 , 5 and 6
Family / Re: Am I A Bad Person If I Do This? by Coldplay007(f): 11:55am On Sep 25, 2022
Blessedmercy8:


I didn't cheat them. I only sold at the current market price.


Loool. This is exactly the same thing he is doing nah. Why are you angry?
Family / Re: Money Keeps Missing Every Day From My Handbag by Coldplay007(f): 5:25am On Sep 16, 2022
princezzz:
I have sense,and more money has disappeared.it happens every conservative day.
Even this very morning,if not that I checked my purse before leaving the house this morning,I would have been left stranded as I wouldn't have seen what to pay the bike man with.
It might sound funny, unbelievable or totally impossible.
I have spoken to people who have also experienced such.its fine if you don't think it is possible for money to miss without someone stealing or taking it.with my experience just this morning, after been careful,calculative and even keeping the purse where only my hand dey reach,I just know something is very wrong.
Thanks for all the suggestions,banter and analysis.
Na person wey something dey bite know where e dey bite am.i really can't explain it to you guys.

loool.
stop keeping money in bags or wallets... hide them in a place only you know that people dont typically keep money, eg in between books, under the bed etc, do not discuss it with anybody in your home no matter how much you trust them...

if that money dissapears you can then buy spirit traps to trap the thieving demon... grin grin

Until you have done that, na your kith and kin dey steal your money...

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Family / Re: Money Keeps Missing Every Day From My Handbag by Coldplay007(f): 5:41am On Sep 13, 2022
Lol. The money only dissapears when you are home, or overnight...
It is nothing spiritual, somebody in your home is stealing your money...
Stop keeping money in a bag, get a wallet. Always keep the wallet on your body
If its not on your body keep it in a place only you know..

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Politics / Re: Meet The Jewish Billionaire Tranny That Wants To Make Gender Fluid. by Coldplay007(f): 7:44pm On Jun 22, 2022
Righteousness2:
Many of u lack knowledge of the word of GOD and the person of GOD. If you understand who your Creator is and you understand HIS words, you won't be saying these Gibberish

Open your eyes/and your mind.. Read the Word of God by yourself and interpret it yourself and dont just believe the interpretations of the fake men of god...

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Politics / Re: Meet The Jewish Billionaire Tranny That Wants To Make Gender Fluid. by Coldplay007(f): 6:30pm On Jun 22, 2022
Righteousness2:
They are not all Israel, which are of Israel
Not all Jews are Jews.
There are satanic and Demonic jews which are of the Synagogue of Satan.

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These ones are satanic jews from the synagogue of Satan.

Well.. the current state of Isreal is a making of the Illuminati and the babylonians.. they are not really Isrealites... the hebrew Isrealites are scattered all over Africa and Middle east..

Its not a mistake that most historical origins of african tribes claim they come from Middle east and Egypt...

They are all the lost tribes of Isreal...

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Religion / Re: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by Coldplay007(f): 3:17am On Jun 06, 2022
Righteousness2:
Christianity is not a bed of roses.
The way to Heaven is narrow way. And only few people are on it.
To follow JESUS you need to be ready to " Carry your cross" and follow him.
To Follow JESUS, you need to be Ready to deny yourself and anything or anyone and follow him.

To Genuiely follow JESUS, irrespective of whatever inconveniences and evil that men do to you, you look up to Christ and not to them. Men can fail at anytime! Your Dad, mom, twin or whoever can fail and frustrate you. But in all these you look up to GOD and Depend on him.

JESUS said if you look back from following him, you are not fit for the kingdom.

Christ and babalawo have nothing in common. That is an act of going back to the gods of your father's house

If you are following GOD and you get distracted because of Vanities, what to eat, what to drink, etc , you are not fit for Heaven.

Brother You have missed the track. You have left the narrow way to the broadway.

Don't let anyone Deceive you with gratifications. Eternity is a Personal Race. If you want to be with JESUS, then u need to return back quickly to HIM and ask for Mercy and Forgiveness.

And the Enemies Submitted Program of the Lords Chosen coming up June 11 and 12th in Lagos is an opportunity for you to return to Christ and make Peace with Him.
Do all u can to be there.


I agree with you.. But he said something very important..

I'm tempted to say that Christians practice something different from what the Bible taught me.


Christian practise right now is not what was taught in the bible.. before you criticise this man, we need to remove that big log of wood in the eye of Christianity...

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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 8:20am On May 22, 2022
Coldplay007:

Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black
Price: 610k

Mint phone only. 080.three.3.8.six.3. 41.nine

Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black
Price: 600k

Mint phone only. 080.three.3.8.six.3. 41.nine
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 8:43pm On May 20, 2022
Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black
Price: 600k

Mint phone only. 080.three.3.8.six.3. 41.nine
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 2:58pm On May 20, 2022
Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black.
Price: 610k now 600k

Mint phone only. 080.three.3.8.six.3. 41.nine
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 1:58pm On May 20, 2022
Coldplay007:


Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black.
Price: 610k now 600k

Mint phone only. 080.three.3.8.six.3. 41.nine
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 7:31am On May 20, 2022
Coldplay007:



Coldplay007:
2 pieces Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black
Price: 610k

Mint phone only. 080.three.3.8.six.3. 41.nine
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 12:40pm On May 18, 2022
Coldplay007:


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Coldplay007:
Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black
Price: 610k

Mint phone only. 080.three.3.8.six.3. 41.nine
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 1:25pm On May 17, 2022
Coldplay007:
Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black
Price: 620k

Mint phone only

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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Coldplay007(f): 12:04pm On May 17, 2022
Samsung Galaxy s22 ultra 12gb ram 256 gb
Color:Phantom black
Price: 620k

Mint phone only
Family / Re: My Son's Behavior Is Getting Out Of Hand (feedback) by Coldplay007(f): 3:24am On Apr 07, 2022
Nice. Better. Apologies for some of the harsh words we used.
Health / Re: Can Ampicillin Capsule Dry And Heal An Open Scar? (Graphic Photo) by Coldplay007(f): 3:13pm On Apr 05, 2022
Czario:


That must be because of the steroids, happy for you

So its even keloid and not hypertrophic scar.. it will reoccur if you fiddle with it

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Health / Re: Can Ampicillin Capsule Dry And Heal An Open Scar? (Graphic Photo) by Coldplay007(f): 3:12pm On Apr 05, 2022
Cakkie:



Thanks. I learnt it here.

However, I have been advised to use chloramphenicol capsule on the wound, and drink Ampiclox capsule.

What do you think?


Looool..
Health / Re: Can Ampicillin Capsule Dry And Heal An Open Scar? (Graphic Photo) by Coldplay007(f): 3:10pm On Apr 05, 2022
Cakkie:
Good morning all,


Pls doctors and nurses in the house, I need your suggestions.


Not so long ago, I had a wound on my arm that later formed a lil raised scar, though I've been on steroid injections (Tetramicinolone) for sometime now and it has shrinked to the barest minimum, but I had to peel it open, so I can be able to sprinkle powdered capsule (Ampicillin) on the surface — to fasten the healing process.

But I don't know if sprinkling the capsule on it would dry off the wound, thereby healing it.

I am open to any other suggestion that would prove effective.




Loool.. you had an hypertrophic scar which means you are predisposed to hypertrophic scars, after managing to use triamcinolone injection to reduce it, you still want to open it up and put amoxicillin....lol

And you dont think that will cause another raised scar... ? Leave the thing alone, go to the doctor that prescribed Tramcinolone to you if you need advice

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