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CareerPublic Health Researcher by Coldplay007(op): 4:35am On Jan 19, 2024
Public Health researcher needed. You must have a good mastery of English, good knowledge of Research methods, passable knowledge of The HIV AIDs program. Renumeration is good, job is flexible.
Location: preferably Makurdi, but any location is fine.
Send a mail to dphiedpiper@yahoo.com
FamilyRe: 4 Benefits Of Interior Painting To Know by Coldplay007(f): 4:32am On Jan 03, 2024
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Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Warship Alborz Enters The Red Sea by Coldplay007(f): 3:15am On Jan 02, 2024
Righteousness2:
Any being or nation who puts himself against the Apple of God's eye will sink in the red sea like pharoah and all his hosts.
You missed it! We are the apple of God's eyes.
FamilyRe: LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE AND AVOID MOGs THAT ARE POLITICAL IN NATURE by Coldplay007(f): 11:54am On Dec 28, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Me regret?
Ok

I don't know how to convince or argue with narrow minded people. So stick to your opinion.
This is exactly the problem. Regrets would mean you already identified the reason why you have such disappointments and you are ready to make amends.
FamilyRe: LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE AND AVOID MOGs THAT ARE POLITICAL IN NATURE by Coldplay007(f):
garriAndsugar:
Politics is played everywhere and the church is not an exception.
At least you followed your heart
Lol.. the heart is overrated in matters of choosing a life partner.. always use your brains, not the heart..
She would be married now if she had used her brain, not her heart.
These story seems like the theme is "regret" and not "church politics" as she earlier said..
HealthRe: What Could Be This , by Coldplay007(f): 3:16am On Dec 05, 2023
Genital warts
FamilyRe: My Life Sucks by Coldplay007(f): 5:40am On Oct 16, 2023
Hideaki:
I'm always in room all day busy with programming, I have no friends, I'm just a skinny dude, currently 22yr in my finals ( computer engineering)
I spent most of my life as a shut in, but now I don't really want to anymore, virgin and never had a girlfriend, socially and emotionally stunted
what do I do, I don't like to interact with people and I lack motivation to move around.
Your life doesn't suck, you are just depressed. Just put in more and more time into that your programming, and you will be successful.. when you are successful, people will look for you, not the other way round
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Will You Accept This Job Offer Or Turn It Down To Travel Abroad by Coldplay007(f): 5:35am On Oct 16, 2023
MegaBozz:
You have been searching for a job for long but nothing came up. Then you decided to travel to Canada for a master's degree and then Japa all the way to hustle in Canada.

You were granted a visa and the day you are suppose to travel you get a call from an oil company you had dropped your CV to inform you that you have been given a job with a salary of N350k per month, an official car, private accommodation for 5 years and free medical care as a staff of the company.

Will you accept this job offer and turn down your travel to Canada or will you still travel and turn down the job offer.
You cant compare the two... 350k is nothing.. do you know how much a 2006 corolla is now 4.2M..
How long before you can buy a 2006 corolla...., if you don't eat or do anything else or even buy clothes, 12 months...now imagine how long it will take to build a house..

We never talk family oo... marriage, children school fees etc...My apologies for saying this, its your current status that is making you thing 350k is plenty money...its not..
TravelRe: My Uk Visa Was Rejected, What Did I Do Wrong by Coldplay007(f): 9:07am On Oct 14, 2023
Saviourplease:
He did, this is the letter from the Group Head, HR
Exactly.. this is the problem.. the letter is so poorly written, it is obvious it's arrangee..
FamilyRe: 6 Seater Corner Sofa Question by Coldplay007(f): 12:44am On Oct 11, 2023
Baffi is the best
TravelRe: U.S $80m F-35 Fighter Jet Vanishes From Air (Photos) by Coldplay007(f): 11:36pm On Sep 18, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Yeahhhh, but
That's not the World's most expensive fighter jet. The most expensive is called the United States
NORTHROP GRUMMAN B-21 supersonic invisible fighter which was commissioned in California last year.
It roughly costs...$720million per jet.
It's a stealth nuclear bomber with unpredictable maneuvers. Its speed of attack and sting can be likened to that of the Peregrine Falcon bird, which happens to be the fastest bird & most precise bird in the world.
Technically, the B21 Raider is not a jet, its a Strategic intercontinental bomber..
The most expensive jet still remains the F22 Raptor, it costs about $334M..
FamilyRe: How Do I Set Clearer Boundaries With Friends by Coldplay007(f): 11:00am On Aug 26, 2023
What is the disrespect here? You read too much meaning into stuff that is not important
HealthRe: I Need Help With My Daughter (photos) by Coldplay007(f): 3:26pm On Aug 09, 2023
franchasofficia:
If a paediatrician recommended surgery, with the things you described, she will most likely need surgery to correct those issues.


But make sure the hospital or surgeon that will handle it is a competent consultant with years of experience. Federal government owned facility would have been the best place cos they do have a lot of competent consultants, you can then talk to the consultant personally and make promise of appreciation if all goes well, of which I believe it will.



God will see her through cry
Federal government owned hospitals are the most useless ones, look for a good private hospital with Peadiatric Surgeons...
RomanceRe: Please I Need Your Help, Home On Fire by Coldplay007(f): 2:02am On Jul 20, 2023
Matrix414:
I just felt it's a credit card that we rarely use and the refund as a date, it's not like I dash them.
And since I told her I would be using the card.


All these doesn't matter.... I want to restore peace
Appease her like a god.. pour palm oil on her head.. maybe kill a dog at her feet...
CareerRe: Is It Possible To Get My Money Back? by Coldplay007(f): 7:41pm On Jul 12, 2023
Alexxx2000:
Good day, all. I am typing this with a lot of frustration and anger.

I was among the volunteers asked by this NGO (name withheld ) to serve as an ENUMERATOR. They told me it was a paid volunteer. We were trained in data collection using ODK and Kobotoolbox.

As a student, I had planned how I will use this stipend of 20k to provide my basic needs in school because I have no one sponsoring me.

My section does go out to collate these data on Fridays and Saturdays. Now to the issue!

Just yesterday made it a month and I was expecting the money to get foodstuffs and save like 5k for my next school fees. The program director for North Central told me that I am not entitled to a stipend because the role I am working on is just volunteering and not paid.

I was shocked because when I was told and made to sign a term of agreement it was clearly stated that I will receive a 20k monthly stipend. I then asked them to show me the document and I was surprised to see the term of the agreement was uttered.

What should I do nairalanders to get my money or should I continue without pay to get experience as an enumerator for the outside world?

Please Nlfpm.od help me get a wider view. I am in a state of dilemma.
What organisation, who is funding them.. report to their donor agency or the organisation's HQ... look for the email or LinkedIn account of their ogas on LinkedIn
RomanceRe: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by Coldplay007(f): 1:29pm On Jul 02, 2023
HSV
PhonesRe: Jumia Phones by Coldplay007(f): 7:05am On Jun 26, 2023
chigoziri2403:
How can I know the authentic official samsung store on jumia
Many thanks

FamilyRe: Story Of My Life And Lessons To Learn. by Coldplay007(f):
pstemma1990:
Thanks sir, I get your point, but I'm speaking from my personal experience... He's not the one asking u to pay directly, but those people are his workers...

One even said if we want us to see us early, thst we should lodge in thier own hotel, and a room there is 35k and above... The truth of the matter is if u don't have money and u don't have anyone to help u, u won't see these big men of God... Especially because of the crowd....

Just like the Apostle Selman I made mention of, they are not asking u to pay for anything, but u can be going there for 4 months without seeing u, either he traveled, or he's busy or tired.... It's difficult to explain
Please pray for yourself, dont put your faith in any man of god, dont let them use their own marine spirits to compound your problems...do fasting and prayers for 40 days... pray for 30 mins or 1hr every 3 hours... 9.00am 12pm, 3pm, 6pm, 9am, 12am...make the midnight prayer at least 1.30mins ... make sure you speak in tongues for at least 3 hours daily... and use Psalms to pray..
PhonesRe: Jumia Phones by Coldplay007(f): 3:02am On Jun 26, 2023
chigoziri2403:
Please I want to know if it's advisable to purchase phones from jumia
I need samsung A 54 5g
You can, but buy it from the official Samsung stores on Jumia
EducationRe: Why My Girlfriend Always Consciously Cover Her Breasts While Having Sex With Me? by Coldplay007(f): 10:33pm On May 22, 2023
Is she Edo? Answer me and I will tell you why she does that.
Car TalkRe: Help! My Car Is Always At The Mechanic by Coldplay007(f): 12:27pm On May 07, 2023
Labragadaya:
I bought a 2002 Toyota Camry as my first car in October and for the first 2-3 months the car performed pretty well.

However lately, from January it has been one problem to the other.

From overheating to coil problem to spark plug problem and others.

The recent issue with the car is that the car doesn’t hold slow anymore.

That is the car goes off at slow speeds. I’ve changed coil, changed spark plug, ringed engine twice all to no avail.

This has caused a huge hole in my pocket as I’ve even had to borrow to pay for some of these repairs.

Just yesterday in a bid to resolve this issue, I took the car to another mechanic and he told me my engine block had washed and that even if he grinded the valve the holding slow issue won’t stop. I inquired about the cost of replacing the block and purchase alone was close to a 100 thousand. I’m just tired and frustrated, I need advise, do I sell the car or do I repair this?

Is this mechanic trying to extort me. Experience car users please advise
You spoilt your car yourself, that overheating you just smoothly glossed over is what has caused the issues.
buy a new engine if you want to enjoy your car.
EducationRe: Statistical Analysis Of INEC Result On IREV by Coldplay007(f):
Rubbish methodology for an election.. the concept of an election forbids sampling... the fact that you sample means you cant be certain that whoever comes first from your sampling is the winner...
It is a moot point though, since somebody already tallied everything and posted it on SM
FamilyRe: Can You Survive On A 10,000 Weekly Pay? by Coldplay007(f): 3:32am On Feb 20, 2023
Nemesis0147:
who be this?
Did you read where I said we buy him foodstuffs and text books apart from the 100k?

How much do you earn in a month?
Lol.. I earn very very well..
Is he really your blood brother or a step brother? Cos it seems the reason you came online is to justify your poor treatment of the guy..

If he was your blood brother and you were collecting 30k per month in 2017, you will know what to do and won't need to bring this online..
FamilyRe: Can You Survive On A 10,000 Weekly Pay? by Coldplay007(f): 3:48pm On Feb 19, 2023
Nemesis0147:
true sha but I feel like him seeing it in huge amount like that dy shark am…because of the 100k no dy do am.
We still have to send him tfare after each semester and he do call our mother too.
You are a wicked somebody.. the 100k per semester is less than the 30k you were collecting in 2017 ..
100k per semester is rubbish.. why would anybody pay a teenager once in a semester, when you know he can finish all the money in a week.. if you guys were collecting 30k per month in 2017.. it is fair he gets like 50 or 60k now..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help Me Decide On This Present Job Offer by Coldplay007(f): 7:41pm On Feb 04, 2023
Don't make the mistake of leaving your place of work for that rubbish place.. the money less 30% Is the actual salary. And it is lower than your current pay..
FamilyRe: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by Coldplay007(f): 8:09am On Jan 28, 2023
Acting.. dem even use mike
RomanceRe: Hmm... by Coldplay007(f): 5:19pm On Dec 29, 2022
mynipple1:
I am such a pervert and an asshole in terms of sex matters. Like they said every man has a weak point and i think that's my weakest point in life. I've experimented/had so many sexcapedes/adventures out of curiosity and sometimes do so unknowingly.

From masturbating at age 14,
from almost trying anal with my finger to know how it feels as they probably hype on porn media at 17,
from trying cunnilingus and later got addicted to it,
from having a quicky with a random girl in a motor park that turns out to be a snake girl and almost cost me my life if not for one man of God that delivered me and so on.
In fact my very first sex was with an olosho at 15.

Yeah, as you can see right now after the long short ride I've taken you guys on my sex journey. It is obvious that I love sex and women obsessively. but the funny part is, i don't practice safe sex and I'm beginning to fear for my health. Though I've never contracted any form of an STD before sha. But the last time i checked my status is several months ago and since then I've being a mess doing rubbish (cunnilingus) with unclean babes.

To the main issue at hand right now, earlier this week I went to visit one of my regular brothel and tried to have fun with one of the girls and while at it I had cunnilingus with the girl. since that day my mouth has never been the same. My tongue is itching me with some likkle likkle bumps on it and my lower lips.

Bumps and itching on the tongue and on the lips is it a symptom of any STD that can be contracted thru oral?

Please as usual insults are welcome as well as advice and opinions.
Thanks.
Sounds like HSV... can be managed, but no cure for now.
PhonesRe: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by Coldplay007(f): 11:18pm On Dec 18, 2022
michlins:
This is extremely poor for the price it costs. MTN 4G is better. I don't want to talk about the 5G
This is 5G.. no way 4G can be 660mbps..
RomanceRe: I'm In A Deep Shit by Coldplay007(f): 11:13pm On Dec 18, 2022
Manoftheyear:
Even if my woman sleep with another man, I will still tolerate it and act as if everything is fine, hoping that someday I can get my shit together and move on but it's seems I'm not getting out of this nightmare anytime soon
Lol.. definitely Kayanmata..
Nobody can help you, you need to help yourself...
We need more details, are you living together? Are you in the country? Is it an urban area or rural?
TravelRe: Nairalander Escapes Death!!! (Pictures) by Coldplay007(f): 9:50am On Dec 17, 2022
It's just a stage, things will pick up.

TravelRe: Nairalander Escapes Death!!! (Pictures) by Coldplay007(f): 9:43am On Dec 17, 2022
GAZZUZZ:
My men come reason this matter small.... Deny some bottles this weekend.



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