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Car Talk / Re: My Corolla With Venza Engine Gulping Up Fuel Like Water (details Inside) by Coldplay007(f): 3:39am On Sep 20
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Education / Re: Does Anyone Remember This Video? by Coldplay007(f): 8:15am On Sep 07
Horrible music.. I'm sure Lagbaja can pay money to ensure nobody ever sees the video again...
Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With This Girl? by Coldplay007(f): 4:18am On Aug 21
Have you called her on phone since after you met? Or you just jumped straight to WhatsApp like a randy teenager

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Romance / Re: Palm Pay Gave Me Loan Without My Consent by Coldplay007(f): 4:55am On Aug 18
Why would you even install a loan shark's app to start with...

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Romance / Re: My First STD Experience (18+ Graphic) by Coldplay007(f): 4:49am On Aug 18
ChizzyBuna:
My first time catching STD in 8 years sad shocked
Staphylococcus Aureus

The infection started as a boil under armpit
It takes 2 to 3 weeks to heal with Antibiotics

Today it finally bursted on its own
I don block the bitch that gave me this infection cry

Lol.. it's not an STD, no STD is a boil under the armpit.

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Romance / Re: Wayward Lifestyle: I Am Sure I Have Damaged My Liver And Kidney by Coldplay007(f): 5:59am On Jul 26
The medications are your problem.. stop taking the antibiotics and other medications they will hurt you more..
Then stop soda... but the medications are your problem
Family / Re: I Felt Dehumanised At Lasuth Dental Clinic by Coldplay007(f): 8:51am On Jul 07
Quiteparrot:
I was at LASUTH yesterday for a dental checkup, there was a long list of people to see doctor as usual being a general hospital and I patiently waited for my turn.

The student doctor kept pounding my throat with their instruments even while she was carried away gisting and giggling with her colleague, she would say to me open your mouth wider, bend your tongue to the left because I can't see anything then out of frustration I asked don't you guys have the proper instruments like a mouth gag or something to make this easier, she then called for a mirror but wasn't given any.

The diagnosis was taking forever, eventually I was asked to go for an x-ray (located at the same wing of the clinic). I thought I've seen it all until I got to the x-ray room, immediately I stepped in the supposed radiologist that ought to work on my case told me that she needed to take a break and walked out of the room not minding my plea that I've not eaten a thing since morning and it was around 3pm, then her assistant asked me to sit down muttered the world: oju lonroju Shanu, I said thank you not knowing I was about to be dehumanised.

She put a poly bag rapped up small rectangular shaped camera under my tongue, she didn't get me prepared for the pain that could come with it, she kept sweeping the underneath of my tongue with the camera using her fingers looking for the right angle to place the camera , yelling at me to be still and calling me unprinted names. Words can't explain the pain I was going through during this procedure, she said this pain isn't up to child bearing nah be still or else I will leave. After placing the camera at the supposed right angle underneath my tongue, she would start to look for a staff who will take the shot for her, by the time she comes back, camera don shake, she would start all over again. I shed tears and started drooling.

Eventually she was able to take the shot after unbearable back and forth and asked for my phone to take the pics on the pc so as to show the docs, how about my phone camera quality isn't good enough, mind you this is their usual practice after the x-ray, you will have to snap the results with your phone. I showed the Doc the pictures, them say they can't see anything that the x-ray isn't visible enough that I needed to do another one, I wept inside, went back to the x-ray room met the other lady that walked out for a break initially then the procedures continued with severe and unbearable pains but this time with some encouraging words from the radiologist.

A fight broke out among the nurses because of the gloves used during the procedure, it was just so messy. Eventually I had to get a toothbrush and toothpaste and brush thoroughly before I could eat something at a restaurant, I went to complain of a tooth but I came back with bruises all over my mouth. Shey na so dentist visit dey be ABI na dem no get the right tools?, it's my first time though

Post this on twitter, Instagram, etc.. tag LSMOH, Governor Sanwoolu, instablog and celebrities

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Autos / Re: KYB Shock Absorber by Coldplay007(f): 11:51pm On Apr 07
i need complete 4 for 2013/2014 Lexus GS350. Not sure if the rear ones have sensors, please what is the cost for the rear one with sensors and without sensors.
Family / Re: A Call For Help (please) by Coldplay007(f): 11:19am On Feb 25
SpillTheBeans:


Thanks for re-motivating me ma'am.

I already have a small job.
By God's grace I'm also learning coding and UI/UX slowly.
I have access to a farm where I work and I'm still widening my frontiers.

If I can pull through to 200level, I know of some scholarship programs I can apply for.

But I think every journey begins with a step.

Focus on the UI/UX for now.. you will earn more here than a degree will ever give you.... degrees are overrated...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Job Vacancy: Public Health Researcher by Coldplay007(f): 7:13am On Jan 19
Public Health researcher needed. You must have a good mastery of English, good knowledge of Research methods, Fair knowledge of The HIV AIDs program. Renumeration is good, job is flexible.
Location: preferably Makurdi, but any location is fine.
Send a mail to dphiedpiper@yahoo.com
Career / Public Health Researcher by Coldplay007(f): 4:35am On Jan 19
Public Health researcher needed. You must have a good mastery of English, good knowledge of Research methods, passable knowledge of The HIV AIDs program. Renumeration is good, job is flexible.
Location: preferably Makurdi, but any location is fine.
Send a mail to dphiedpiper@yahoo.com
Family / Re: 4 Benefits Of Interior Painting To Know by Coldplay007(f): 4:32am On Jan 03
ChatGPT
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Warship Alborz Enters The Red Sea by Coldplay007(f): 3:15am On Jan 02
Righteousness2:
Any being or nation who puts himself against the Apple of God's eye will sink in the red sea like pharoah and all his hosts.

You missed it! We are the apple of God's eyes.
Family / Re: LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE AND AVOID MOGs THAT ARE POLITICAL IN NATURE by Coldplay007(f): 11:54am On Dec 28, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:


Me regret?
Ok

I don't know how to convince or argue with narrow minded people. So stick to your opinion.

This is exactly the problem. Regrets would mean you already identified the reason why you have such disappointments and you are ready to make amends.

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Family / Re: LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE AND AVOID MOGs THAT ARE POLITICAL IN NATURE by Coldplay007(f): 12:58am On Dec 26, 2023
garriAndsugar:
Politics is played everywhere and the church is not an exception.
At least you followed your heart

Lol.. the heart is overrated in matters of choosing a life partner.. always use your brains, not the heart..
She would be married now if she had used her brain, not her heart.
These story seems like the theme is "regret" and not "church politics" as she earlier said..

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Health / Re: What Could Be This , Growing On My Cousin's Scrotum? (graphic Picture) by Coldplay007(f): 3:16am On Dec 05, 2023
Genital warts

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Family / Re: My Life Sucks by Coldplay007(f): 5:40am On Oct 16, 2023
Hideaki:
I'm always in room all day busy with programming, I have no friends, I'm just a skinny dude, currently 22yr in my finals ( computer engineering)
I spent most of my life as a shut in, but now I don't really want to anymore, virgin and never had a girlfriend, socially and emotionally stunted
what do I do, I don't like to interact with people and I lack motivation to move around.

Your life doesn't suck, you are just depressed. Just put in more and more time into that your programming, and you will be successful.. when you are successful, people will look for you, not the other way round

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Will You Accept This Job Offer Or Turn It Down To Travel Abroad by Coldplay007(f): 5:35am On Oct 16, 2023
MegaBozz:
You have been searching for a job for long but nothing came up. Then you decided to travel to Canada for a master's degree and then Japa all the way to hustle in Canada.

You were granted a visa and the day you are suppose to travel you get a call from an oil company you had dropped your CV to inform you that you have been given a job with a salary of N350k per month, an official car, private accommodation for 5 years and free medical care as a staff of the company.

Will you accept this job offer and turn down your travel to Canada or will you still travel and turn down the job offer.

You cant compare the two... 350k is nothing.. do you know how much a 2006 corolla is now 4.2M..
How long before you can buy a 2006 corolla...., if you don't eat or do anything else or even buy clothes, 12 months...now imagine how long it will take to build a house..

We never talk family oo... marriage, children school fees etc...My apologies for saying this, its your current status that is making you thing 350k is plenty money...its not..

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Travel / Re: My Uk Visa Was Rejected, What Did I Do Wrong by Coldplay007(f): 9:07am On Oct 14, 2023
Saviourplease:


He did, this is the letter from the Group Head, HR

Exactly.. this is the problem.. the letter is so poorly written, it is obvious it's arrangee..
Family / Re: 6 Seater Corner Sofa Question by Coldplay007(f): 12:44am On Oct 11, 2023
Baffi is the best
Travel / Re: U.S $80m F-35 Fighter Jet Vanishes From Air (Photos) by Coldplay007(f): 11:36pm On Sep 18, 2023
APOPTOSIS:

Yeahhhh, but
That's not the World's most expensive fighter jet. The most expensive is called the United States
NORTHROP GRUMMAN B-21 supersonic invisible fighter which was commissioned in California last year.
It roughly costs...$720million per jet.
It's a stealth nuclear bomber with unpredictable maneuvers. Its speed of attack and sting can be likened to that of the Peregrine Falcon bird, which happens to be the fastest bird & most precise bird in the world.


Technically, the B21 Raider is not a jet, its a Strategic intercontinental bomber..
The most expensive jet still remains the F22 Raptor, it costs about $334M..
Family / Re: How Do I Set Clearer Boundaries With Friends by Coldplay007(f): 11:00am On Aug 26, 2023
What is the disrespect here? You read too much meaning into stuff that is not important

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Health / Re: I Need Help With My Daughter (photos) by Coldplay007(f): 3:26pm On Aug 09, 2023
franchasofficia:
If a paediatrician recommended surgery, with the things you described, she will most likely need surgery to correct those issues.


But make sure the hospital or surgeon that will handle it is a competent consultant with years of experience. Federal government owned facility would have been the best place cos they do have a lot of competent consultants, you can then talk to the consultant personally and make promise of appreciation if all goes well, of which I believe it will.



God will see her through cry

Federal government owned hospitals are the most useless ones, look for a good private hospital with Peadiatric Surgeons...
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Help, Home On Fire by Coldplay007(f): 2:02am On Jul 20, 2023
Matrix414:


I just felt it's a credit card that we rarely use and the refund as a date, it's not like I dash them.
And since I told her I would be using the card.


All these doesn't matter.... I want to restore peace
Appease her like a god.. pour palm oil on her head.. maybe kill a dog at her feet...
Career / Re: Is It Possible To Get My Money Back? by Coldplay007(f): 7:41pm On Jul 12, 2023
Alexxx2000:
Good day, all. I am typing this with a lot of frustration and anger.

I was among the volunteers asked by this NGO (name withheld ) to serve as an ENUMERATOR. They told me it was a paid volunteer. We were trained in data collection using ODK and Kobotoolbox.

As a student, I had planned how I will use this stipend of 20k to provide my basic needs in school because I have no one sponsoring me.

My section does go out to collate these data on Fridays and Saturdays. Now to the issue!

Just yesterday made it a month and I was expecting the money to get foodstuffs and save like 5k for my next school fees. The program director for North Central told me that I am not entitled to a stipend because the role I am working on is just volunteering and not paid.

I was shocked because when I was told and made to sign a term of agreement it was clearly stated that I will receive a 20k monthly stipend. I then asked them to show me the document and I was surprised to see the term of the agreement was uttered.

What should I do nairalanders to get my money or should I continue without pay to get experience as an enumerator for the outside world?

Please Nlfpm.od help me get a wider view. I am in a state of dilemma.



What organisation, who is funding them.. report to their donor agency or the organisation's HQ... look for the email or LinkedIn account of their ogas on LinkedIn
Romance / Re: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by Coldplay007(f): 1:29pm On Jul 02, 2023
HSV
Phones / Re: Jumia Phones by Coldplay007(f): 7:05am On Jun 26, 2023
chigoziri2403:

How can I know the authentic official samsung store on jumia
Many thanks

Family / Re: Story Of My Life And Lessons To Learn. by Coldplay007(f): 3:32am On Jun 26, 2023
pstemma1990:
Thanks sir, I get your point, but I'm speaking from my personal experience... He's not the one asking u to pay directly, but those people are his workers...

One even said if we want us to see us early, thst we should lodge in thier own hotel, and a room there is 35k and above... The truth of the matter is if u don't have money and u don't have anyone to help u, u won't see these big men of God... Especially because of the crowd....

Just like the Apostle Selman I made mention of, they are not asking u to pay for anything, but u can be going there for 4 months without seeing u, either he traveled, or he's busy or tired.... It's difficult to explain

Please pray for yourself, dont put your faith in any man of god, dont let them use their own marine spirits to compound your problems...do fasting and prayers for 40 days... pray for 30 mins or 1hr every 3 hours... 9.00am 12pm, 3pm, 6pm, 9am, 12am...make the midnight prayer at least 1.30mins ... make sure you speak in tongues for at least 3 hours daily... and use Psalms to pray..

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Phones / Re: Jumia Phones by Coldplay007(f): 3:02am On Jun 26, 2023
chigoziri2403:
Please I want to know if it's advisable to purchase phones from jumia
I need samsung A 54 5g

You can, but buy it from the official Samsung stores on Jumia
Education / Re: Why My Girlfriend Always Consciously Cover Her Breasts While Having Sex With Me? by Coldplay007(f): 10:33pm On May 22, 2023
Is she Edo? Answer me and I will tell you why she does that.
Car Talk / Re: Help! My Car Is Always At The Mechanic by Coldplay007(f): 12:27pm On May 07, 2023
Labragadaya:
I bought a 2002 Toyota Camry as my first car in October and for the first 2-3 months the car performed pretty well.

However lately, from January it has been one problem to the other.

From overheating to coil problem to spark plug problem and others.

The recent issue with the car is that the car doesn’t hold slow anymore.

That is the car goes off at slow speeds. I’ve changed coil, changed spark plug, ringed engine twice all to no avail.

This has caused a huge hole in my pocket as I’ve even had to borrow to pay for some of these repairs.

Just yesterday in a bid to resolve this issue, I took the car to another mechanic and he told me my engine block had washed and that even if he grinded the valve the holding slow issue won’t stop. I inquired about the cost of replacing the block and purchase alone was close to a 100 thousand. I’m just tired and frustrated, I need advise, do I sell the car or do I repair this?

Is this mechanic trying to extort me. Experience car users please advise

You spoilt your car yourself, that overheating you just smoothly glossed over is what has caused the issues.
buy a new engine if you want to enjoy your car.

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Education / Re: Statistical Analysis Of INEC Result On IREV by Coldplay007(f): 6:06am On Mar 17, 2023
Rubbish methodology for an election.. the concept of an election forbids sampling... the fact that you sample means you cant be certain that whoever comes first from your sampling is the winner...
It is a moot point though, since somebody already tallied everything and posted it on SM

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