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I'm perhaps the only one who knows of Imes in the whole world. [/quote]Walahi.. U are really strange

@iamstrange. If I may ask, who is the real agent of imes between you and Therealprophet
Abi nah u get the two Monika?

MariahCarrey:
Is Imes a muslim messiah or what.
AntiChristian Iamstrange

Imes is an alien. And he is coming soon aunty mariahcarrey

IAmStrange:
Hmm! Hmm! Aunty Mariah! Okay let me give you benefit of doubt first.

From where did your friend learn about Imes? Why don't you ask her?

Oga tell us who or what the fvck imes is

ExoticPlanner:
We are to be our brother's keeper. Besides, it is him today, it may be your turn to cry tomorrow. Please, what can we do to stop this guy from crying?

Make him chief commander of amotekun

TheRealProphet:
Dear Nairalanders, depression have eaten deep into my soul and I want to call it quit...I don't wanna commit suicide but the pressure is high...I have sniper at home and I planned on mixing it with coke and drink but my gf is here with me so I can't drink it..I am lost...I hid my pain behind my smiles....this might b my last post here..Goodnight.. I enjoyed every fun and banter here.. Love you all,till we meet

Heya... i understand how you feel.. but i suggest you wait for the coming of IMEI before you take that sh!t

Btw. Imei, we are tired of waiting, even therealprophet cant wait any longer

You and this your imes hen

IAmStrange:
Hmm!

All of this stress for a system that contravenes the Divine law?

All of this stress for a system that deceives the masses, robs the people and intensify the grievances and sorrow of the poor and helpless?

All of this stress for a system that Imes will definitely frown upon?

it's alright Let em continue to wallow in their ignorance until the Prince of Change comes.

When Imes comes, Many things that are not making sense now will start making sense.

Imes, we await your coming.

Please note that my ONLY moniker is IAmStrange and I am free of any other moniker like the above talking about Imes.

I however would like to stress that he's doing a good job.

Imes don recruit another agent

TheRealProphet:
Nice move from the governor..
But the greatest move for mankind is if we all welcome Imes,a man to bring about peace and prosperity to any part of the world where he's accepted.

He will cleanse this earth of all atrocities

Imes, we await your coming

When exactly is imes coming gangan?

IAmStrange:
Hmm! Inventions! Makes me remember Imes.

Imes is a physical definition of invention.

I don't talk much. just wait for his coming

Enough is enough! IMES is here to mess you all up

Now that IMES is here..All these public display of indecency will finally come to an end.

Welcome IMES

Btw...somebody should please tell @iamstrange that imes has arived..i saw him at orile

Achive faya... i even conceded more goals than southampton against leicester

You are strange indeed

IAmStrange:
This present civilization just gets me irked!!!

Imes! We need you soon before this civilization destroys us.... May Allaah make your coming easy and fruitful

The present system and the too much chance it has given people are just turning people insane slowly. The devil has indeed made useless things very dear to humans and they become concerned with it that it distracts them from their major purpose on earth. The devil vowed to do this and he's doing it in subtle ways and humans are just falling for it in multitudes...

what's the benefit in all these?

Imes will never encourage nonsense like this... Never!!!!

The people influenced by Imes will frown up and refrain from getting into this mess... They are concerned about more important matters.. . They've got no time for idle amusements like this...

Imes, people think I'm crazy with all I'm saying but I'll continue to take it until you show up. You'll come to show them the sense that they've refused to see in everything I've been saying.

By then, you people will regret ever insulting me for saying the truth.

imes, we await your coming please The world is in danger

DAntivirus:
Drop your account number and like!

I'm giving 15 people N2k each...

Just 15 people o!

Good luck!

3042699639 polaris / sky sir

onwuakpachris:
bring back our tramadol abeg....something must kill a man...no one lives forever... I do rather die peacefully of tramadol in my sleep....than be crushed by dangote truck or shot dead by SARS...

im with you ma niqqa

Kaypower112:
Babes, me na mazamaza breed o, where d church dey.

i rep mz too

Lier !!!! Na dem dem...

SageTravels:
You can goto Dubai. my colleague in the office sent his brother to Dubai on 26th Feb and he has gotten a job already.

As i am reading this. I am crying and full of regrets... PLS DONT COME TO DUBAI.. I AM HERE IN FUJAIRAH PRESENTLY UAE... LIFE HERE IS NOTHING BUT SLAVERY..
IF U LIKE HEAR.. IF U LIKE COME

I was saving approximately 80k when i was in nigeria.. Staying in a very comfortable apartment.. But now my brother... Bed bug don finish me.. U cant save and no privacy.. Im staying in a room of 13 pipu.. My brother.. Stay back

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Horla at ur boi

Hey crownprince.. which record u don break since dem born u...? Jes asking noni..

crownprince102:
Yes their are record he hasn't broken.
1. Copa de rey all time highest goal scorer. Telmo zarra- 81 goals and Lionel Messi- 29 goals
2. World cup all time highest goal scorer. Miroslav Klose 16 goals and Lionel Messi- 5 goals.
3. Argentina all time highest goal scorer. Gabriel Batistuta 56 goal in 78 appearance and Lionel Messi 45 goals in 97 appearance.
4. Copa America all time highest goal scorer. Zizinho- 17 goals and Lionel Messi- 2 goals.
5. Confederations cup highest goal scorer. C. Blanco and Ronaldinho- 9 goals while Lionel Messi- 0 goal.
(6) World cup all time highest hat trick scorer. Gerd Muller and Gabriel Batistuta- 2 hat-tricks and Lionel Messi with none.
(7) World Cup highest goal in a single match. Oleg Salenkov- 5 goal in a match and Lionel Messi with 2 goals in a match.
( No world cup Golden boot and trophy.
(9) No copa america best player, golden boot and trophy.
(10) No confederations cup trophy , golden ball and Golden boot to his name.
(11) No fifa puskaz award yet.
But he remains best player ever liveth

Put am or fridge for sum hours.. den u can switch it bak on

See as dem beautifu

U guyz are saying shit bou infinix....
Leme be blunt here, infinix zero is far beta dan injoo wateva dey call it....bought injoo i2s for ma gal nd i got infinix... both still intact and working fine... but de infinix batery last longer dan injoo. ANd again, infinix has incredible features dan de injoo.. and many more stuff sha....
Jes one tin bou infinix.... it a fucking fragile.. dats all


Hell yah to all infinix haters

I love de both

Lol

My name is khan
Dancing jodi
Taram pam
Ghajini
Paa
Teri mei baniya
Forgoten de name jare.... dat movie dat sharuk khan has heart problem...mehn dat on nah crying tinz
Billu barber
Many more inshort... cnt jes rememba..


Sharuk khan is de world best emotional movie actor

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