Obainoman6:


Bros no kee me abeg

😂

Sprinkle your early morning urine on top of your breakfast and thank me later. Do it three times in a week.

Athena6:
So my half brother sold a piece of my father property and I received my share which was 5M, my intention was to use the money to relocate out of naija but seeing as how things are very expensive I decided to pause and wait till next year so as to be able to add to it.
I am working so I dont need to touch the money but I need to invest the money because it sitting in my account will probably just devalue it.
So is there any business I can do and mind you I am planning on something I can easily just withdraw the money when it is time for me to relocate.
Please advice needed

Got a good plan.

Stephen2324:
PLACES YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK A WOMAN FOR YOURSELF TO MARRY

1. Church

2. Club

3. Parties

4. School

5. Gym

Stay away from poverty, poor op

Weretuntun:
i have started finding that i feel no emotional, it started 5 yrs back, emotion like happiness,love,and all good and bad feeling, i am forceing my self to feel normal, all my faking feeling is not more natural.this has been within my self,my emotion is not more real.if anything happen either good or bad i didn't react naturally like before.

Na wetin poverty dey cause, try get money

SPAMBOX7:
I came across this particular nairalander and I believe she's set a record no one can ever be able to break on this site.
See picture below.

Because even as I type I wonder how it's possible for someone who registered on 4th of July this year is able to spend 23 days online and has almost 5k comments in less than 2 months.
I have been on this site for 2 years and counting and I come online almost every day yet I haven't been able to spend up to 23 days online.
That leaves me wondering this person either works on nairaland or their lives depends solely on this site. Cos damn!

You're 2 years old here ranting as if you're 13years. Go and sit down simp, allow people to express their selves here.
People like you spent your whole lives watching xx.... Videos.
GO TO court if you don't like my comment

Notorioustroll:
The girl I promised and wish to spend the rest of my life with has broken my heart. She started complaining few months ago that I wasn't performing like a man; that I am not satisfying her sexually. This lady advised me to get some medication for myself. She even went on research on how to build back a man to perform sexually. She always cooked and made sure I was well fed. But all she did was fruitless. I didn't take frantic step to curb that. I was reckless because my girlfriend was doing everything possible to ensure I perform.
Last week my girlfriend surprised me by saying we should break up, I asked her why and she said she's not enjoying the relationship because I'm not sexually satisfying her and the worst is that I don't make effort to change the situation. She stressed that she doesn't want to cheat on me and that's why she just have to leave and get satisfaction elsewhere. I pleaded but she said staying back in the relationship will only hurt us both because she's tired and really need good sex. I was thinking she was joking but up till today she's not showed up in my house, I called and she told me that I should move on.
Please what am I supposed to take? What medication do I need? Do I need to see the Doctor? Please help me as I'm desperately in need of valuable information. I don't want to loose this lady as she's done much for me.

Mynd44 dominique

Just a call will bring your woman back. The product is 100% NATURAL. Many have captured there territory back...

petesunday:
I am newly married and our sex life has been great. My wife told me initially she has had only one boyfriend in the past. A few months ago she came when we were having sex and couldn't stop talking about it. She later told me this is her first time of coming. The problem is that she is so obsessed with orgasm now that if she doesn't have it she feels frustrated whenever we have sex. I always feel so guilty anytime I come before her.

A call will save your sex life. 💯 % organic. No additives, pure natural

Mttttccchhheeewwwwww

OloYeOfEgbE:
Did we attend. ?

How did the USA belittle Russia like Iraq,libya,Syria and Co...?..Like what happened..? Who gave them that advice.

I'm disappointed

US was on Colos, ON Colos, On COlOs

mamagee3:
I had a flash of me being in the labor room/ giving birth and I’m not even pregnant.

What could this mean?

You're about to get answers to your heart desires. Keep it as a secret to yourself.
Would have say more but based on online experience.
Keep being positive.

Na now hook up business start, let her resume back to work....

Hook up and hook out your life

tonywonder:
There's one story I always wanted to share... In this small Akwa Ibom, 2021 I was in dire need of money. E bin choke. I met my friend who was capable. Baba said I'll have to knack him for 300k. He'll gimme cash. He promised 15k for a massage, that's for starters...

The idea was Scary at first. But when I went home, my LGBT mind analysed it till I saw almost nothing wrong with it. I know how I battled with the thoughts for days. After like 5 days, I told him I'll do it. We fixed a date, a Monday.


On Sunday while in church my mind was racing. Omo I've never been in such a dilemma before. I told myself, nothing dey here, run am with CD (which he agreed), collect your money and go, nobody will know.

While heading back home on Monday from my father's house, in the couch, I randomly opened my Bible app and I stumbled on a portion in Hebrews 12:16; "That no one may become guilty of sexual vice, or become a profane (godless and sacrilegious) person as Esau did, who sold his own birthright for a single meal."

I read it more than once. Throughout that day, the verse was on my mind. Late in the afternoon, I was walking alone, someone asked me, in my head, "Bob are you worth N300k?" I paused and thought 🤔. No, I'm worth more than that I replied.

The voice asked again, "so you go knack that manchi collect 300k, after the money finish nko? Mean say you go dey knack people collect money" That was when I realised that I was about doing runs boy with a touch of LGBT. OMO, I carry phone tell my guy say I no dey do am again.

He asked Why? I said I didn't feel like it again. "what about the money?" I told him I didn't want his money anymore. He got mad

Long story cut short. 3 people decided to sponsor me, one sent 100k 4 days afterwards. I sorted the issue smoothly. They are still sponsoring me as we speak and I've spent more than 300k that's not my money since 2021.

Then I asked myself what if I had knack my guy, naso I for turn LGBT pikin overnight and them for use me cos I'll see money and become a slave to it.

NO AMOUNT OF MONEY CAN MAKE ME SLEEP WITH MY GENDER 🙏❤️

Credit: Bob Mfonmma

Connect me with the guy, I want to convert him to transgendered

sunnysunny:
Hello Nairalander. Pls i need ur advice.
There is girl i love so much. She claimed to love me same way too.

Her birthday was on May 9... i kept on talking about unitil the day came. I started wishing her birthday wishes n even prayed for her n gave her gift. We started talking about mine which is in June 5. when the day came. My babe has forgotten and did not wish me and birthday greetings.

I felt within me that she doesn't love me as she use to say becos if she do she was not suppose to forget.

Pls i need advice on what i should do with her. Should i tell her and let her go her way or i should tell her and forgive her.

My brother use TRIBUNAL and thank me later.

Borntosmoke:
I have this my nigga, I cant say the guy is kind, because I'm seeing it as stupidity. He doesn't care whether someone is lying, he help people anyhow, he doesn't want to know whether the person is lying. There was a time one of my guy use format collect money from him and that my guy is lying. How can I advise my friend to be smart with is behaviour, you can just be helping everybody that come with their problems. When you are not Jesus. I don't want him to learn the hardway

Please link me up with him and so convinced that God sent him to me..... Chaiiii he's so kind and gentle 😎😎😎😎🤓🤓🤓🤓🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jennyclay:
Biko connect me with this your friend.

I deeply love cheerful givers.

Thank you.

🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

Preciousgirl:
There is nothing currently between us though but we are on good terms. He is still pushing for a comeback but I told him No

Is it proper that I assist him financially for his music business?

He sent me the song below

Please listen and advise me if I should invest in his music, thanks

Below

https://audiomack.com/33fx2000/song/ghana-card-wa-block-me

Thanks

Argggghhh na me get that song ohhh

Instead of you to send the money to him kindly send the money to me cos I'm the real owner. I will feature you in the music video.

Thank me later

Akuko which friend? 😏 😏 😏
You’re the one be sincere.
Meanwhile Fling the baby in the next available room and make una have nice time.
But I'm having the feelings is only one room divided with cotton to form bedroom and sitting room🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

SultanOfAbia:

Mscheeeeeww very dry joke..

Stop weed

SultanOfAbia:
First of all, I want to thank God for creating beautiful women.
Today I didn't wear any boxers to church.
Plus I also took Viagra pill just to challenge mysrlf to go outside without boxers.
Of course I had series of erection in public but I use hand cover am

Anyways, as I enter my church Catholic
Oh my God!!! Na Igbo girls full the church
Fine fine Igbo girls everywhere
Catholic church in Lagos is more liberal
So they allow girls wear all types of design and short skirt.
Guy, I struggle to hide my erections in church as I was surrounded by beautiful Igbo girls
The Viagra I took wasn't helping matters
As my hands was always covering my erection.

Today church experience was amazing,
But there is something bothering me

How come all the fine igbo girls have left South East and moved to Lagos?
The ones we dey east na scrap
All the fine igbo girls are located in Lagos

Be like say I go relocate to this place.
Apart from the yeye traffic
All the girls I dey jam for Lagos over make sense.
Especially igbo Catholic girls
My prick just dey rise rigorously for church as I wasn't wearing boxxers and all around me were the most beautiful set of igbo girls I've ever seen.

Had same experience last 600 years ago, but I was in a wedding ceremony and I used my erected Pump as car gear changing the direction in my agbada. I changed from gear 2 to 6, I almost outburst the gear.

SultanOfAbia:
I saw a post on frontpage .
https://www.nairaland.com/7713086/single-untill-married-double-date


One bimpe Yoruba girl is yarning dust saying women should double date and NOT GIVE A GUY SEX!!
You see how unrealistic and dumb that girl sounds.

As an Igbo guy, a full blooded Igbo boy
If you use sex as reward or achievement
For chasing you or simping for you.
Then once I chop I will leave you!!

Girls listen!!!!
Your pussy is not special oooooo
We have 5 billion other pussy in the world. If you deny us pussy, we move into the next one.

And the fact this bimpe girl is Yoruba makes me angry, because all the Yoruba girls that i knacked were using me to satisfy their konji. Basically turned me into a sex slave. Fear Yoruba girls they can knack like rabbits behind doors and come outside to preach and form holiness.
This bimpe is busy collecting dick on regular and is here advici women not to give out pussy.
Is pussy now a world achievement??
I swear this babe just vex me this morning

Conjical man.

Billionaires are busy making more money, some people are busy wetting more pu**ies

Bride price that they will soon return 🤣🤣🤣

IbileIfe:
The confidence of an Alpha Male is not defined or determined by the size of his penis or bank account.
But by the dignity, integrity and nobility of his personality.

Having a big penis does not make any man an Alpha Male.

Majority of men continue to believe that the size of their penis means a lot in their relationship with women.
No.
What women really want is a man with confidence, healthy and can pay his bills with legitimate financial security.
If you cannot pay your bills and you cannot take care of a woman, it is best you keep your distance from her.

Now let us address the myth and might of the size of the penis and does the size really matter to women.
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For some perspective, an erect penis of 6.3 inches falls into the 95
percentileTrusted Source, according to 2014 research, meaning that only 5 out of 100 people would have a penis longer than 6.3 inches.

Likewise, an erect penis of 3.94 inches is in the 5 percentileTrusted Source, meaning that only 5 out of 100 would have a penis shorter than 3.94 inches.

Can you increase the size of your penis?
You can, but most of the methods available only offer a temporary, marginal increase in size. Beware of miracle methods advertised online, like pills and oils, that can do more harm than good to your penis and your pocketbook.
Does penis size matter?
When it comes to sex, penis size really doesn’t matter. It doesn’t affect desirability, function, or health.

A penis doesn’t need to be big to have sex, pee, or reproduce. Size only matters as much as you let it.

People with joysticks and people with vaginas report dissatisfactionTrusted Source with the appearance of their own genitals.

Worrying about having a smaller-than-average penis can drain your confidence and affect your ability to enjoy sex. Furthermore, stress and anxiety can make it more difficult to get an erection or climax.

Psychological factors, like stress, are common causes of erectile dysfunction.

https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/average-penis-size#size-and-sex

Story for the digital gods

All these is to suit your small fingerling Gbola.

Go and acquire big Gbola ohhh, leave all this talk.

Put your two hands on your head and scream " Odiegwu"

Now call him ODIEGWU

also call him DIMKPA BENIN

lastly call him KOTIMA EFULEFU.

Try these names and thank me later

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Just kidding Brother 🤣🤣

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If I may translate it........ You buy fuel from fuel station and add other solvent in it to increase the quantity.
That is to say, you buy 20 liters and after you additives you will have 30 litres...... Lol.
Mr Man you're ur under cyber arrest for false declaration and induced.......... Please make una help me complete am.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Watch your back because of agencies that procescute black marketers...

Just waiting for your next trend topic " I accidentally impregnanted a friend's sister please help"

taylor88:
Do you know the most difficult job on earth right now?

Imagine your job is to write Tinubu’s Biography?

Where you wan start?

How you wan get information of “15 things you should know about Tinubu”

Whoever that’s doing that Job now must be sweating heavily bcuz Omo

Writing Tinubu’s biography is like writing attributes of a ghost

Where you wan start from?

Date of birth
Education
Family
Growing up
Source of income
Cocaine and heroin etc

Guy you go faint looking for what doesn’t exist

Very simple to write, just give the job to Obidients. They will dig information even before his great great grandfather's were born.
Thank me later.

Long skirt for day, short for night.

Gottiii:



Why mention him mama, you can just ignore.

Nope, it's hightime we call them out. Besides I just asked a question?😏😏😏😏😏.