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Jokes EtcRe: Funny Photos To Spice Up Your Saturday by ColourTv:
lalasticlala:
Can u just add a link to the source?
Dont you think this is frontpage worthy, its a saturday after all? And I doubt if memes have source, they are gotten from everywhere.

Cc
Ishilove
Seun
RomanceRe: Guys Your Sincere Advise Needed Please by ColourTv: 7:44am On Jan 26, 2015
skelefish:
She needs your counsel, not correction.

The young lady is muddled & all u could do was to denigrate her with your unsolicited comment. Everyone must not be perfect in english before going into a relationship, going into a relationship is an alienable right, it has nothing to do with one's education.

Learn how to make constructive criticism.
Ok!
But I highly doubt she would give you her contacts after this defense, Mr. White Knight.
RomanceRe: Guys Your Sincere Advise Needed Please by ColourTv: 12:46am On Jan 26, 2015
Na this fine girl dey scatter all this grammatical errors for here?
No punctuations, using am instead of I'm, poor sentence construction etc......
Leave all these boys and go back to school.
CelebritiesRe: HIV+ Kehinde Bademosi Is Gay, Was Married For 6 Years by ColourTv: 8:35pm On Jan 08, 2015
FrancisTony:
Lol! And someone guessed he never got the HIV from having sex with a woman.

Well, happy for him- whatever makes him feel good. smiley

P.S- No homophobes should quote me. Thanks
Stoopid foooool.
Brainwashed pig coming here to form cerebral
CelebritiesRe: HIV+ Kehinde Bademosi Is Gay, Was Married For 6 Years by ColourTv: 8:33pm On Jan 08, 2015
CyrusXandria:
Why are you hurt?Am not to blame for husband scarcity,am not the witches in your village holding your marriage destiny,neither am I the one who turned your boyfriend gay.

stop wasting your time on those hot blokes,leave them if they don't chase you,don't add your problem to their compounded problems.

F.Y.I:RUBBISH STRAIGHT.
LOL!
Too bad you cannot go out and say what you truly feel outside.
As long as you remain in your dirty closet, its all good.
What a sad excuse for a life.
FashionRe: Photos: Would You Rock Actress Dayo Amusa's Simbi Hairstyle? by ColourTv: 4:26pm On Jan 04, 2015
Michaelpark:
It seems you're not all serious on this nairaland a Whole General is looking for his Certificate and
you are all here talking about Dayo Amusa's Hairstyle. You
better Join the search before u see the wrath of
General.

#OperationFindGeneralBuhariCertificate
Very dry joke.
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Church Posters by ColourTv: 1:49pm On Jan 04, 2015
Atmmachine:
Pa. Buhari's Waec Result Finally Released (PHOTOS)
Goodthing you stay in chicago. We have no need for your stoopidity here.
Christianity EtcRe: Shocked! My Cousin Bro Died Of Motor Accident But His Spirit Is Disturbing by ColourTv: 1:20pm On Jan 04, 2015
teufelein:
op, if every other things failed to solve your ghost haunting problem then you need to talk to bokoharam of buhari's apc, with their bombs the haunting ghost would stop disturbing your peace. trust me i know what i'm talking. i had live experience.
Kai! You stoopid gan
CrimeRe: Father Christmas Arrested For Defiling 5-year-old Schoolgirl by ColourTv: 11:48am On Jan 04, 2015
Psychedelia:
Fred: Good work, gang! We captured the Evil Santa at last.

Velma: Now let's see who the Evil Santa really is...
*takes off mask*
*gasp* MR. YERIMA!!!

You better not moan
you better not cry
you better just bone, I'm telling you why...
YERIMA IS COMING, TO TOWWWN

You better not shout
you better not fight
you better not whine, I'm telling you why...
YERIMA IS COMING, TO TOWWWN

He sees you when you're 16
He knows you're underage
He knows you are just 5 years old, so be TIGHT for goodness sake

Sooo you better not cry
you better not fight
you better not whine, I'm telling you why...
YERIMA IS COMING, TO TOWWWN!
grin You are so wrong for this. LMFAO!
EventsRe: My Traditional And White Wedding With Pics by ColourTv: 2:37pm On Jan 03, 2015
naijaboiy:
Oya die on top the matter na grin
They are quick to direct everything to poverty when people speak the truth grin
Let me tell you...real rich people don't need to flaunt their wealth for everyone to see undecided
Na only person wey don suffer poverty finish naim dey carry wetin em manage acquire to oppress the people who were in his calibre before.
Stop typing gibberish grin
You are only defending something you know deep down you is the truth cheesy
People like you are just materialistic in nature...is this not the same lady who was complaining about her "Boy Friend" not buying a car for her? grin
Madam go and sit down...you have nothing to offer other than total balderdash undecided
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EventsRe: My Traditional And White Wedding With Pics by ColourTv: 4:15pm On Jan 02, 2015
E carry belle.
E still wear white wedding gown.
HML.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Housewarming And Birthday Celebration (pictures) by ColourTv: 12:17pm On Dec 31, 2014
donmalcolm21:
the day u will see death you will change this ur *i m a Buhari die hard supporter*
Mumu!
Go show am death na.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Housewarming And Birthday Celebration (pictures) by ColourTv: 12:12pm On Dec 31, 2014
acidtalk:
Being a Fashionister, I can obviously identify original from imitation (china) and imitation of imitation (Aba). Unfortunately, you are "kacking" Aba from head to toe.

Fake A55, broke gangster wannabe talking of "worth"
grin Fear God na!
Chai! See finishing. shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by ColourTv: 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2014
You forgot the camera crew!
Their job is to take pix of the event for immediate uploading to their accounts.
#fightingModeActivated
CelebritiesRe: Aremu Afolayan Touches A Female Friend's Chest In Public (Photo) by ColourTv: 4:27pm On Dec 29, 2014
kennygee:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

But the Afolayans are handsome men sha.
As in! Gabriel, Kunle, Aremu all handsome. Their dad must be blessed
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Omobaba Proposed To His Girlfriend At His Friend's Wedding (photos) by ColourTv: 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2014
safarigirl:
Make God bless anybody wey go try upstage me on my wedding day.

It's not cool to propose on someone else's wedding day. The couple getting married is supposed to be the only one with the spotlight
God bless you. This is tacky and classless in all ramifications.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Genevieve Nnaji Gets Chieftaincy Title by ColourTv: 6:50pm On Dec 28, 2014
Ikengawo:
All of you illiterates asking her to marry have not even spoken to a woman as successful as she is. What has your own married mother received except your father's useless sparm? She dominates Nollywood, has ventured internationally in film, is an ambassador for her country's culture, is a multimillionaire, owns a magazine, owns a makeup line, owns properties all over the US and west africa, own a clothing line and now has a chieftancy title.

What does your married mother own except a cooking pot. Tomorrow we will say it's 'our leaders' that make us underdeveloped.
grin Knockout
CelebritiesRe: Mikel Obi & Boo Olga Diyachenko Secretly Engaged? (see Photos) by ColourTv: 8:38am On Dec 27, 2014
Chienyego:
nigerian men are created for nigerian women.
only nigerian women know how to handle them and their day-to-day stupidity.
LMAO @ "day-to-day stupidity"
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Popular Nigerian Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Shows Off His New Man. by ColourTv: 6:45am On Dec 25, 2014
SirShymex:
You better reject a cosign from that stark illiterate bush-baby from Calabar claiming NY.

Her folks were still killing twins in the late 20th century, before some white woman stopped them.

B1tch is as dumb as a rock.
grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Gay Guy Kills Self After He Was Attacked by ColourTv: 10:57pm On Dec 18, 2014
KoloOyinbo:
What a sad individual. Wonder who else he hates?

What will happen when some ignorant savage slowpoke decides to hate you for something?

I suppose there will be other fools who come to like the anti-you comments!
Go and kill yourself grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Gay Guy Kills Self After He Was Attacked by ColourTv: 10:49pm On Dec 18, 2014
I only came to like the anti-gay comments. cheesy
This young man actions should be emulated by his kind.
FamilyRe: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by ColourTv: 12:07pm On Nov 23, 2014
coogar:
you are a consummate rëtard.....

i just destroyed your life-long hypothesis that you were born gay. no, fâggot - you are a product of your environment. if you had been born in a different environment, you would probably be out there now licking the labïa of your girlfriend somewhere.

nigga - your life sucks!
i cannot imagine what my life would be without a beautiful woman to share my bed with. lookie, you can still get help. there are various conversion schools for faggöts like yourself. you are bent, i am straight - it's you that need help, not me.
grin grin Knockout!
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by ColourTv: 2:35pm On Nov 22, 2014
I vote Kulboy.
Cc Abumikey
FamilyRe: How To Tolerate Cheating Husband. by ColourTv: 3:27pm On Nov 18, 2014
rita25:
my dear i understand with you oh....my case is even worse,my husband barely regards me and wenever i say i want to quit the marriage he comes begging....i haVE seen txt msg,hotel reciepts and even aknowldgement of money deposits into bank accounts for other chicks oh.....am more tired than you....but trust me just keep strong someday it will all end in praise.....
This is the highest form of stewpidity I have ever seen. Jesus!
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Unfair! by ColourTv: 11:24pm On Dec 07, 2013
quivah: ^ my brother,can you imagine!
Repent! Stop blaspheming God, He cant be questioned.
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Unfair! by ColourTv: 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2013
quivah: Same deeds he couldn't do by himself?..

Don't picture God as a sadist!!... there is grace except if indeed he's a sadist.


Biko! 2.5billion of muslims who dont believe in Jesus are going to hell..
Enh?
Jesus is the only way, all others lead to hell.
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Unfair! by ColourTv: 8:32pm On Dec 07, 2013
aManFromMars: Rather, men claim that is God's standard.
No man claims that, its already attributed to him because He says so.
Isaiah 64:6 - For we have all become like one who is unclean and all our best deeds of rightness and justice is like filthy rags or a polluted garment before him.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Complaints Thread (sticky) by ColourTv: 8:21pm On Dec 07, 2013
[url]nairaland.com/1544891/god-unfair[/url]. I recommend d above thread 4 fp, it raises some serious albeit valid questions.
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Unfair! by ColourTv: 8:17pm On Dec 07, 2013
Uyi Iredia: Wikipedia states him as a Christian.
You should know better than to take wikipedia as a credible source.
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Unfair! by ColourTv: 8:15pm On Dec 07, 2013
quivah: ^ so you believe he's hell bound?

Hasn't Mandela done more good to humanity than your bible-fore fathers..?
He dint kill,r.ape,snatch people's wives..
He's far betterwink.

I thought it is our deeds that should count,yes?!!
God equates those deeds to filthy rags, the only thing that matters is one believing in his son.
While its sad, that is God's standard.
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Unfair! by ColourTv: 6:15pm On Dec 07, 2013
Logicboy03: Funny enough.....the ignorant christians forget that Mandela was a christian!!!
Well he died a buddhist and thats what counts in God's judgement book.

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