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Ha!
Our policemen need training and retraining .
Why evils?
And it is as a result of godfatherism ,that's why people who should be behind bars would be prancing about as law enforcement agents

KimnanaTweety:
why Raheema? endtime person ni e

Lol end time poster

Nope especially in Nigeria classroom education is overrated, that's why lecturers turn to Tin Gods

Couldn't think of a Hausa name

TruthHurts1:
Remove the Raheema. She might be mistaken for a Boko Haram suicide trainee.

austine4real:
i b beat pikin. Even pastors dey fvck,dey do style 69,70,71 etc.
Na my profile send ur gf 2 confam am

90 nko a beg clear road make better people help us take microscope look the matter

It's a problem with our education ,we learn only about careers not life skills ,cultures like Igbo and Calabar that have in a way maintained their tradition hardly have marital problems .....
The Igbo woman is in charge of her husband but if you see how she relates with him? He is her Igwe and she treats him likewise

oyetunder:
thank you! You are so right! I've met many women who thought thay are 'smart'...but in truth, they are not! It is one thing to be smart, yet another to be wisely smart. Most of these ladies claiming to be smart are just trying to photocopy others. Many of such they see on tv as far as people like Ophrah in america. To me, to be smart is to actually know how to properly relate and do things. It is not about going about showcasing principles which are good theories but useless practicals. Even in churches you will find them messing things up and claiming to be smart. But the moment the resultant effect manifest...you will them recoiling like an ant eater.

Awwww so sweet. I hereby christen her Abimbola Oriaku Raheema

Issokay for all those hoping to buy shares in bringing her up ,start with purchasing Aso-ebi for her christening from moi

Congrats to the new parents

sMH person wey see you signature go think say you be better pikin ooh abi u dey impersonate the owner of the profile ni

austine4real:
u dat u'r lookin 4 toto wan help abi?

Send ur gf 2my place

austine4real:
We need 7litres of sp3rm.

4cartons of goldcircle


21strongmen with 12inch d1cks

21days of marathon s3x

Lol don't be silly Joor if your Hot jus say so we know how to hep u

Where are the Itsekiri fathers ooh

if I was the Registrar I would believe with this post that you really do not deserve the admission what in heavens name is Mouau and Pume ? When you abbreviate you do so with capital letters and when you are in the danger of being misunderstood you write whatever you want to write in full.

kozmokaz:
and I write this letter with pain in my heart!!

Actually wrote my pume with high hopes and expectations...After given it all I could ... And came out quite high though it was below what I expected ...

Mouau ; it really saddens my heart seeing people with lower scores are now in lecture hall while many with quite high score are still waiting for admission.

Was that the foundation this school was laid on?
Were is your pride Mouau ?
Or is it because we don't want to apply through the back door?

I would gladly appreciate if my message is replied

Until then;
Shalom.

No offense taken

Cutehector:
am sorry abt that,... My mistake.. And apologies

And who says am a babe ?

Cutehector:
oh it has now entered spiritual... Lwkmd... Babe, i am very much healthy... And clean

Friend Research the spiritual importance of hair ,dont accept something because people say so ,do a little research and you'd understand what i mean

Cutehector:
erm outright shaving once in a while is hygienic abeg... People just come up in the internet and post wadeva dey like...


If u can shave very welll den there wont be any after effects

Periodic trimming is hygienic outright shaving isnt good for many reasons including the fact that if you look at the Chakra points they are mostly covered by hair to protect them when we shave it hair outrightly including the one on the head we expose that particular chakra ,little wonder Christ is usually depicted with long hair (The hair is like an antenna it helps to receive from the spiritual)
Trimming is fine but outright shaving isnt

If you have a stubborn child shave his head often and you will see that in time he will be docile ,that's what they use to do to slaves
ok before i derail am out

Actually true.
See a smart woman thinks she knows too much and finds it difficult to put her smartness aside to be submissive and there cant be two captains in a ship
Modified
There is a difference btw smart ,smarter and smartest they are gradations of the same word,no one is asking for a dunce,smart women can be submissive ,smarter women may try probably read up on how to be in a relationship and not be sandpaper to your partner but very smart women? They believe they know it all and want to play the what a man can do a woman can do better card.....

I'm which case they forget that their roles male female roles are different and the power of a woman lies in her being a woman not in struggling for head with a man , no be where neck turn head go go ?

Meanwhile Oga Seun when are we converting our Nairaland likes and shares to Nairaland shares ooh less than a month old with this moniker and am running on 680 likes
Jus kiddn
Salute Boss

Thanks !
You are a true son of the soil , I told her Nairaland won't disappoint
Will be expecting your response.

onuwaje:
I will ask questions and gt back to u

Bros a beg na beg I beg you read the story ,,de don waka their separate ways say dem know do again ,
But 6yrs down the line she come realize say nah her soulmate be that

The man too never remarry ,she sef still dey single.

Any remedy still dey ? Whether nah sacrifice abi cleansing ritual and which format he go take

onuwaje:
when a woman is caught cheating automatically d marriage is dey on activation regardless of tribe or race

So she shouldn't consider going back to the guy

onuwaje:
yea u r correct

Small causes great effects

The spiritual controls the physical

Modified
Djicemob hope u saw my response I don't want to be quoted

Djicemob:
Before you have my head and portray me as a hater as expected, hear me out.I love Linda,i admire/respect her hustle and most importantly,i'd love to marry her...lol.So My question is not born out of hatred,envy or jealousy but just plain curiousity of a complete novice in the blogging sphere...And maybe even draw some kind of genuine inspiration through feedbacks of intelligent nairalanders in-the-know of these things.

MY CURIOSITY
How is Linda Ikeji able to rack up so much money from a niche that is not unique to only her.We have over thousands of bloggers doing what she does? I mean! Gossip and entertainment news! really?

Do they(google or whatever/whoever is responsible) pay her thousands of naira for each reader that visits her blog?

How is she able to buy houses,cars and other expensive stuffs racking over half a billion naira altogether?

Does it have something to do with the number of visitors in her blog?

Is the number of people visiting her blog even half the number of people on africa's largest forum -nairaland?

Is the number of people that visit her blog in a day even up to the number that visits nairaland in one hour?

If its what am thinking,is it not safe to say the owner of nairaland is hundred times richer than her? Why does it seem the other way round?

IN CONCLUSION
Is there something the public dont know? Is there a secret to her mind boggling success,that other bloggers are yet to know,is it luck or just good ol hardwork?

I would love to learn something new today

Thanks for your contribution,
So the sacrifice/cleansing will remedy the situation ?
What does it entail

Goodboiyy:
Couldn't read all the epistle u wrote but I got the message.. in this case, Adultery is adultery there is nothing like unintentionally.. the woman is likely to loose all his Children or the man might die if he sleeps with the said woman.. Itsekiri case is very similar to that of Urhobo own..still the same fate.

But lemme call on my OGa At the top for further clarification Cc : Djicemob, Onuwaje , wirinet

So what should happen ,they should be sent packing ? Dont forget that Lekki used to be Maroko and its wasnt exactly the high class that were living there

Ha! but in this case ,she thought they were done and dusted
Won't the cleansing abi nah sacrifice help

Or should she just forget about the guy and not think of going back to him at all

help

emmanok24:
As an Ijaw/Itsekiri born.

I've seen a mother lose 3 of her children cos of adultery.

I rest my case.

Erm em thanks for clarifying that no homom cos 14years is a long time man
Dont mind them ,and most of them cant take it even if they were in half the shoes of whom they are yakking about

Bamz:
n homo. LOL.

The other day, one Nairaland chick (username withheld) was slating a former world beauty unnecessarily ... such things infuriate me.

LOL maybe if she was even a Nairaland beauty, I won't be so infuriated. People seem to take freedom of speech for granted indeed.

lol even though she thought she was done with him

nickkylawve:
well there are three things involved,
either she dies nd go to hell
or she suffers the shame by walking unclad round d market square
or she is isolated by her love ones
Sorry i was unable to read due to d effect of

LMAO will you be performing the rites ?
Make una carry joke comot the babe don almost craze ooh she doesnt mind the cleansing just needs to know wassup

Holywizard:
u dont joke with de laws of the land (tradition)

Ur frnd will be thourougly washed naked @ River Nile by night fall.
Bathing Requirements;
Black powder

White pigeon

Green tortoise

Hen with 3 heads

A virgin Purple ant

A mushrum from mount Everest

A goat with feathers

A girl with 3 breasts

A cow

500 tubers of yam

29 kegs of palm wine &

a sum of #300000


I Eze mmuo (chief priest) has spoken!

What Karma ooh she will be reading this thread

obiorathesubtle:
they should go ahead naw. Karma hasn't retired.

Ps Mods please help cant type unintentionally completely ,why

A friend of mine is in a very bad shape right now ,She met this Itsekiri man and they had a great relationship till they decided to take it to the next level and family members of both parties got involved and they got married in court next thing people started propounding all sort of theories .
His family felt she was with him for his money and possibly because she wanted to relocate abroad
Her family said he was with her because he wanted a baby machine and a Nigerian wife.

Prior to meeting him she already had a child from somebody else ,so when she got pregnant for this other guy and he was acting funny cos he was also scared that what his family said maybe true.

She aborted their baby ,burnt the marriage certificate cut all contact from him,when he realised he was about to lose her ,he started begging and started reminding her of how their love started but by then it was too late her family had over taunted her about her being a mother of 2kids different fathers and non of their fathers being around.

She walked away ,had other relationships and non worked out ,she said when she met this guy she was jobless,he tried to set her up along the line she got a job and so many good things were happening for her ,she bought a car by herself within 6months of the marriage ,but he was based in the UK and she was living with her parents ,she said her siblings will always taunt her about being a single mother to 2kids with different fathers .

To cut a long story short ,about 6years had passed she said she was praying one day when the Holy-Spirit or her Guardian angel as she said said she should find the guy and apologise to him,which she did

And from the look of things and his Body/texting language says he wants her back but he says it is a taboo in Itsekiri land to sleep with a woman who is married(she didnt get a divorce ) to you and has had other sexual partners except sacrifice is made ,now she also wants him back because she realises he is her soulmate but doesnt know what sort of sacrifices he is talking about

Please can anyone from Itsekiri or Benin(his mum is Benin) throw more light on this before she runs out of her mind or her clothes


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You are an ill bred gay , you should have been washed away with your mother's menses because your birth was obviously the greatest mistake of your entire generation.......
You do not have a monopoly of madness....

Saudi Arabia is the capital of Islam they have their laid down rules nobody forces anyone to remain in their country , if he doesn't pray in his closet I doubt if anyone will come after him but to denounce the religion publicly is a slap in the face for them
And since he knows that why do it at all if he isn't looking to curry public sentiment and for your information I am not a Muslim.

Run along silly bastard

AKUNWATA1:
YOU ARE SENSELESS. SO AN ATHEIST SHOULD NOT PRACTICE HIS FAITH SIMPLY BECAUSE HE RESIDES IN A MUSLIM DOMINATED AREA ABI

Brilliant and classy reply

Why evils?
Why will you go to his page and say he looks unkempt where all his fans can see it ?
That is very inconsiderate to say the least, his hair is dreadlocked just not completely locked that's the only thing I see asides that it may be his style .
Put yourself in his shoes will you be happy if such is done to you