₦airaland Forum

Axis313:
I don't have many encounter with rats, except during my NYSC service in Katsina state, my room then was always under visitation by this bandit of a rat, the thing never let me sleep in peace, all the rice and beans in my room were decimated, but thank God e never enter where my documents are, but my foods are never safe with this terror rat.

Na so I jejely by one fried fish, remove it's inside, rub am with rat poison, place am in one strategic position outside my room.

The rest is history, it's on the third day I saw the crazy idiot's remain in one side of our compound.
If you have any nasty experience with rats you can also share it.

Sprinkle concentrated DETTOL all over the area and they will flee.

You also cut a tomato in half pour a little DETTOL in it and cover it with geisha sauce mixed with sugar. The moment some Dettol touches the mouth they will die

Ooops.... He should have just kept quiet

KEVIND:
Former President of Liberia @MaEllenSirleaf know that Tinubu will still return the certificate that is why she deleted the post 😆

Her deleted tweet read:



Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/MaEllenSirleaf/status/1632796936381267970

CIA woman

BJanta:
You see that Feni Kuti is right to call obidients zombies. You claimed you confimed the calculation and even called me different names like agbado. Keep spreading fake news. Idiot like you.

This obidients movement has proven to me that nigerian youths are big fools.

Obi that is over 60 years, a grandfather is claiming to be a youth and you people agree.

A man that doctors were on 13 months strike when he was governor claims he is the best man for the job and you foools believe him.

A man that when he was governor for 8 years Akwazu Sars in Anambra killed hundreds of youths and threw their bodies in the river. He claims he would save us from bandits, and you Idiots believe him.

A man that is from PDP and you claim he is different. You insult atiku but forgot obi was his running mate.


Indeed there are no greater fools than obidients



Look at the

Please post this again and again.
I know they will do their best to avoid reading it.
The so called Messiah is just an extension of the PDAPC cartel.
But somehow I believe the SCourt will favour him.

Nigeria....sigh.

I realized recently that God has really blessed me and answered my prayers. However, when you're unequally yoked with contrary people you think God has abandoned you.

Thank you God for answering my prayers. I'm very grateful 🙏

BAZ001:
So some people might end up getting healed and realize they have Hbv or HIV ?

That depends on the sensitivity and specificity of the test kit.

BAZ001:
But I don’t think they have a regular blood banks in Nigeria , I’m not sure but don’t think so.
If they offer to pay they will get more than enough bloods in 2hrs.

How will they now screen during emergency

Screen ? Very quickly.. without confirmatory test.

BAZ001:
You better offer money for blood.
Citizen that don’t have cash to buy food and milk, you want them to be donating blood.

After spending billions to buy brand new , ambulances for Lasema and claim emergency response team. But no budget for blood bank.

God should have mercy on us in this country.
Imagine government asking for free blood donation during emergency.

There's nothing wrong in making a request to the public for help, it happened during 911 for instance. Another, is the recent Turkey earthquake.
That's the reality of any public administration.

BTW Most of the blood in blood banks worldwide are tainted with HIV, HBV , and many others due to poor screening. This info is usually kept off record.

Tboy222:
It is getting out of hand.

Don't worry, 9 more days to go and it would be over.

Hopefully

Tboy222:
I am afraid we have to run a petition against nairaland

Oh really....you guys are hilarious , as usual.

Winnersunited:
Is it the whole Yoruba race that owns Lagos or Lagos indigenes known as Lagosians. Nobody is talking about great cities as Ibadan again. It's Lagos Lagos every time.

You guys made so not yoruba ... Did you hear the Abia state LP chairman ?

GboyegaD:
How more foolish can you be? He is a Lagosian and I see no reason why you are creating a divide that doesn't exist.

You guys created your divide on your own.
Read the comments of GRV supporters on other GRV Threads.

It's unfortunate.

sukkot:
phenotype too ? facial features

Ok it's possible..

sukkot:
looking at fela and koye and bekos phenotype and skin color you think these are pure Yoruba men ? Gerrarahia 🤣

You obviously haven't heard of ijebu light skin.

Kaiser20:
When some Yoruba folks claim that they are civilized and educated you wonder why they can't manifest the education in their attitude
The value of education is in you and not on the certificate

Civilization and education doesn't make one a fool.
Lol you guys are hilarious !

OneCandleAway:
When a governor is actively disrespecting and killing Christians, you go to meet him and start saying he has a good heart. And northern Christians that know him better are complaining that El Rufai is not protecting them. Of course it's yoruba behaviour. Not wanting to confront. Playing safe. Not wanting to cause trouble.

I've always said it RCCG is one of the problems we have. They brought buhari and sold him to christians and haven't apologised for that calamity. If Osinbajo had won you'd have seen how they will campaign for him. Now you had the opportunity to chose obi who is a better alternative. At least consider the lives of christians members in the north so they are protected because only a Christianpresident can effectively fight boko haram or whatever the northern insecurity is all about. Instead you chose to keep quiet.

But you are wise enough to keep this opinion to yourself if you're running for governor of Lagos State.
Unfortunately or fortunately the GRV kid isn't that wise. He might make an excellent governor elsewhere in future in another region.

Blupen:
If i marry i go use handcuff cuff me and my wife anywhere she goes i go with her and anywhere i go she goes with me i don tire to the hear stories online am not gonna take any chances again.....

How about saving yourself stress by remaining single ?

KanwuliaExtra:
Her PIDGIN juss be like music to my ears. . . . .
Very sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect babe!!!!

See better skin and figure.
Dis OBI nor 'stingy' with taste in wife oooooo


Unlike that dried up harmattan pepper-fruit called REMI TINUBU. . . .Wey nor old but look worse than TITI ABUBAKAR.
When ONE BAT-INUBU DON SUCK ALL HER BLOOD FINISH with im BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACK AND UGLY AGBADO. . . .wey resemble decayed and shriveled eggplant!

This kanwulia is a certified lunatic

kingthreat:
Sorry but if you are a Yoruba and you are not supporting political parties sponsored by non-Yorubas to take over Lagos, you are a big idiot.

Hahaha....is that all ?

Youd make a terrible marketer.

egopersonified:
Seems you guys are not still learning that the world is changing and the lesson LP is trying to teach. Gen Z and millinials don't care about your religion, tribe or sextual orientation. Our parents taught us to be divisive along these lines but the so called lazy youths and indomie generation looks at individuals and not these stereotypes.

True, I know PO would legslise LGBT in Nigeria if he were president. He's a globalist agent.

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Efisimilala:
Oh! Yes, it's my business as long as elections are concern in Nigeria, it's my business.

GRV is your governor, start getting use to it even your boss will hang he's portraits on his wall and he will send you like a boy that you are to clean it every morning.

Why are you a politician ?That's the only valid reason for meddling in the affairs of other people you don't really love or care about

Rest Oga rest...GRV can make a great governor elsewhere but not right here right now. In fact never.

Efisimilala:
If you are wise you will know that you can vote in Nigeria from anywhere you reside as long as your PU is in that state,

Don't just carry smart phones around for nothing put them into use by googling and learning your country's constitution...Ok boy.

Stop obsessing over what's not your business boy...that constitution is crap and you know it.

Efisimilala:
Can't speak Yoruba factor while your yoruba descendants are in UK, US and Canada's top government offices,

So, having a Yoruba blood running through your vains is not a criteria anymore abi? you must speak the language...Urchins kindly take a chill pill.

Wow you're really engrossed with Yoruba politics...So I'm guessing you're Yoruba too ?
Otherwise I don't understand the obesession with who Yoruba vote in a Yoruba state

If Uncle Jimi who is Yoruba to the core and meant well didn't win after 3 attempts then who is this guy

Asour:
Lose Lagos?

How?

Aren't all the candidates Yorubas?

Obviously not

He's confessing

gworldomer:
Yes . I am Yoruba . I support Peter Obi ( Labour Party). Educated Yoruba vote for Peter Obi ( Labour party). We are tied of APC and Lagos thugs ( Agbero ) .... Labour Party all the way

I feel you...but get someone else LP candidate for Lagos is very unelectable.

Houseofglam7:
Jeez
Wtf 😳

Exactly what I said...

BloomingDale:
Igbos have Esau skin color. Red. 👍🏼👍🏼

Then they're edomites not Jews...that's crazy

Cholls:
My brothers and sisters in other words Chinedu na bastard

I personally don't like that B word.

But the guys posts on Twitter are very suspicious...why does he have so much resentment for the Yoruba and want to rule their state at the same time ??

Nigeria isn't ready or ripe for Demola to rule IMO state. Likewise chinedu in Lagos State.

hamouston91:
His is a Sierra Leona from his father and Igbo from his mother. He is not a Yoruba by any inch!

Thanks for the info..lol !