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Jennimma:
Don't get me wrong, everybody is beautiful but fact still remains that some are more beautiful than others.

Well I believe most of the beautiful ladies would have a thing or two to say about males giving them special attention cos of their beauty.
However I've come to realize that not all men give attention to beauty and from my observations, these are my findings.

1.Crossing the road: You might want to run than catwalk while crossing the roads because those drivers ain't looking at your pretty face; because any delay in crossing can send you straight to the hospital.

2.Jumping the queue:No matter how beautiful you're can't jump a queue. Take for instance,the past election and at the various polling units, a ton of people are waiting their turns and you walk straight to the front? No, that won't work,chances is that you 'd be automatically "deployed" to the back.

3.In an exam hall: Swidy,most lecturers no dey look face. If he wants to embarrass you even with your fine face, he will. So you better prepare ahead for that exam.

4.Law court: You are often called "fine girl no pimple",yea but that won't reduce the number of years you'd serve jail time.

5. Tosyne2much

Savigne:
Uniben 2014/2015 admission guide thread

Savigne:
Happy new yr everyone
For those looking for Uniben students u'll find lots of them on the uniben thread....

Mzflexydeeva:
inside freezer

Mzflexydeeva:
same to U

kwencypresh:
All i see is one& half breast
He shud stop exposing his body

Mzflexydeeva:
my dear it is not ooo! Enjoy school days cos that's about the closest to free life.

ikombe:
99% dat dis dude is super poor and d gal in question na dangote pikin

Mzflexydeeva:
welcome

Kelvin0:
ABJ jez dey o...we are celebrating Xmas on a low key.

Kelvin0:
Check ma dp....am sure u'll recognize that room

mitchyy:
I left the year before you came then. But if you know Zee, there's no way you wont know me or at least have seen me. Lol

Kelvin0:
Guy....comport urself or u'll be comported.
Confistified how ur side na....na kelvino, Sundays friend

BenzEne1:
Hmmmm Ekosodin.......

I'm a final year student now at uniben. The place is cool now. Unlike my 100 level whr those lesbian girls whr flogged cele flogging and asked to do gory things. It was also when they entered the school hostel (hall3) to pick one notorious guy wey dey play ball dat year **names withheld **.
To my own experience sha, I entered school as a green guy. As in I no know anything about chaiking or even getting down to bleep. Was very young and I dey do those I don't want any babe tin **kai foolish me**. Na ball, class and my guys nai concern me then. Stayed first semester with my bro, a med student at iguosa. Until I told him I wanted to feel d hostel life in my second semester. Na so wahala take start o.
One morning while going to play ball at sport complex with my guys one yellow sisi called me over and asked directions to d main bowl. Humble boy na, I carry am reach dia. We talked for a while and she even collect my number and promised to call. She said she was staying at ekosodin and her name was Dumebi. A fresher too. My guyz urged me on then. She will ask me to come over often but d tin no dey my mind cos my bro don warn me not to near dia.
Na after my second to last paper chm 122 nai yawa gas. After all d urging dat na so I go die a virgin, I told her I was coming over. She came to pick me at ekosodin gate in d evening and we entered her hostel. Dat kin 9 o'clock and we couldn't help it any more, we started d fumbling and tearing our clothes. Until GBAM!!! like four guyz broke d door in. She ran to d kitchen while I got d beating of my life.
Na d next morning she managed to get me in a cab dat took me to d hostel. I had to be admitted at d health centre and I told my bro I fell on d steps. Terrible, I later got to know dat d girl was a botty who one top man Kabaka had been toasting.
Men I never near dat arena even till now wey tinz don't calm down small. Sweet tin is I recently met d babe again and dis time I made it count.
UNIBEN too sweet jor...... If u no like am go chest stray bullet.

mitchyy:
I moved in before Ovo. Ese and her sis Ufuoma are with me. If you can remember them, if you can remember Zee, then you'll know me

mitchyy:
Definitely, Mama and Murphy were always on their toes to ensure we are all safe. She gave us warning every now and then.

Kelvin0:
true talk, but cappa green is now a very peaceful hostel o, been staying there since 2011. If u can survive ekosodin for five years witout having problems with dem cult boys or been pressurised to join them then anyone else can as well

bliss11: abeg where I fit download TVD and TO dat has small MB cos dat oztvseries too big 74mb

ddippset: agreed. But the difference is- messi is hated for his successes, his balon dors, his guiness book of records, etc while ronaldo is hated for his perceived arrogance(note the word perceived)

ddippset: agreed. But the difference is- messi is hated for his successes, his balon dors, his guiness book of records, etc while ronaldo is hated for his perceived arrogance(note the word perceived)

Jamaticulus: Goals Scored Since January 2013:
Cristiano Ronaldo - 66 Liverpool - 61
Arsenal - 58 Man City - 56 Chelsea - 54
Man United - 54 Spurs - 39

gloriana: hmmmn, let me sleep over it.

gloriana: oh dear! U jst broke my heart. Sorry i dnt do child abuse.