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You caught them? Good!

Oya Where's their names, pictures and videos?

What police station are they at now?

Ayloaded04:
The number is incomplete

0708 048 7031

true there should be more buses. If there were enough brt busses many people would actually ditch their cars and take the bus to reach work early

Op if you're doing this for traffic to your blog then quickly put in the link in your first post

If you're doing it for fame then kindly wait for people to post on this thread till it gets to like 10 pages before you start the tutorial so like 200 nairalanders will start following you sharply

If you're doing it for money then post your account details or let us give you our email addresses and telephone numbers to close the deal

But

If you're genuinely trying to help and update willing members on nairaland then IMMEDIATELY START THE TUTORIAL without waiting for anyone to "lick your a**" because it's not right for someone to read one tutorial post from you and go through like 50 posts of other nairalanders before hitting the next tutorial post you will put up.

Don't let this thread reach 5 pages for someone to go through it and find out you posted just 5 times. It's not easy to follow up with the class if that happens because of "too much noise"

Modified : Okay, op has finally started and there’s already bad news from a disgruntled student/client of the op. See it below:

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He is doing it to scam those who will give him app job to do. I just lost N60k to him. Charged me for a project he knew he had no way of delivering. If I didn't smell a dead rat I would have lost more money to the thief.

This is a warning too to all those who plan on giving him work to do, he will eat your deposit and make all sorts of excuses for not delivering your project until you realise it was all a con.

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op try to attend to this ☝️ particular query so I can modify

#shineyoureyes �

cc EFOLK5, Jethtolite, dominique, puskin

it's a live crocodile

LIVE crocodile

L I V E crocodile


but the crocodile is playing with the boys LIFE

TheGrisha:
Please what's the agent's name?

pattybf

I don't notice anything off concerning the sitting arrangement in the covered one. It seems perfectly balanced to me

Both of them have different specific uses. Anyone looking to convey equipment needs the open truck but if it's for personnel then it's the usual covered one

there's just a man's picture, a woman's picture and + signs in that picture so the equation is like xx + y = ? which becomes 2x + y = ?

Partnerbiz2:
Who did for u bro.

If you're in lagos then contact pattybf on the car talk section

Reminds me of that Eminem & Dido's song "STAN"

can you imagine? so someone should apply and wait for Nigeria to allocate NIN to them from Abuja before going to apply for passport again?

me that applied for drivers license (the government way) on February last year and after waiting till September they never called me for capturing. I later secured my license (the 9ja way) via a wonderful agent here on NL in October under a week hassle free.

can you imagine that in January this year the yeye pipo started calling me from their office that I should now come and capture that the machine is working well once again. They've called me once a month since January asking me to come in that it's as if I'm not serious about doing my license and I want my money to waste.

Every time they call I just apologize to them and say I'm not in town but I will be back the next day so I will be there for the capturing and they then tell me to come along with N1,500 for "late" processing and I agree everytime.

Till today they've not seen me and I'm still expecting their call for this August.

I'm still thinking of a way of collecting my money back from those yeye pipo but Nigeria government no go gree do refund

Ayloaded04:
Can you please recommend the person that fixed yours?

I first tried fixing it in owerri by changing the atf but it still had issues then I went and tried again by changing the TPS and solenoid in warri but lie lie it still shifted roughly on all gears and the D light began blinking

I spent so much and managed it for over 5 months like that until I got to Lagos and scanned it before the problem was resolved.

Call Ahmed on 0708 048 703 and tell him you want to come to his workshop concerning your gear issue, there's one oga there who fixes only gear but I don't have that particular man's number so since Ahmed is his "boy" once you've met him you've met the man. His workshop is beside that gas plant at ALAKIJA (festac side)

when next you get to class and that your english teacher comes to teach just be brave, raise your hand, stand up and shout

TEACHER NA LIEEEEEEE

because there's a dot after every abbreviated word, if not we wouldn't know it's an abbreviation

Ayloaded04:
Yes the revving and jerking happens with all gears but its most prominent and roughest when switching from gear 1 to 2

Ive not tried coasting but taking my foot off d pedal just when the engine revs and the gear is about to change gives a smoother but not perfect change.

Please did your scan reveal the same codes as the one i posted?

My codes at that time were P0141 and P0848 but mine is a 4 cylinder model so maybe what worked for me may also work for you.

But first put in the atf dw-1 as recommended before doing anything else on that gearbox including a scan

You say it revs and jerks before changing gear? Does this happen with all the gears?

Have you tried "coasting" into the gears to see if the change will be smooth? If your gear only changes well if you're coasting then you may be lucky because mine was behaving exactly like yours and i tried everything without improvement until a scan revealed that I change the gear switch before the fault went away

the switch I'm talking about is that black stuff at the base of the gearbox behind the tyre on the driver side

but wait ohhhhhh

did they steal all those crates of beer too?

Really?

So there are things one can do "BEFORE" a car accident

Op you failed to mention these things oh

Haha

This is funny

Although I've heard a particular tribe boast of having hand in more than 50% of the commercial activities in Lagos state

If this was true and they work together then maybe they could actually ground/shutdown Lagos

ChimaAdeoye:
It is very very dangerous to bring Anambra vs imo kind of talk into this discussion.

Nnamdi Kanu is an Igboman and has right to speak on Anambra issues.

I am from Anambra and Nnamdi Kanu is my leader. But i respectfully disagree that boycotting a local elections will bring referendum. It wont. Tragically the impact of enthroning a hostile APC stooge as a governor of a key Igbo state will create an Armageddon of battles among Anambrarians vs IPOB which our enemies love. Worst still is the collapse of the little basic services as schools, hospitals, security infrastructure etc which even make it possible for those displaced in the north to see a safe SE to relocate.

I totally reject the strAtegy to boycott local elections as dumb and self destructive. Boycott National elections and helping to stop oil flow from our land are better strategies. Hit their pocket they pay attention. Kill pensioners and civil servants livelihood through surrendering anambra to APC crooks and they continue business as usual.

But anambra pipo said that they do not care if the heaven falls after they boycott the election

Why not leave them be?

As for me I wish they boycott the election because I want to see what will happen afterwards with my eyes

There's only a bunch of things I haven't seen happening in this country and boycotting elections is one of them.

It's sad that anambra has to be the scapegoat but Ipob abeg help me satisfy my curiosity

yim:
I don't understand why many Igbo people on this forum assume that any opposing views on Biafra are from the Yorubas. In every struggle there are people of the same blood that won't be on the same side, and there are some igbos who don't support IPOB and probably the OP is one of them.
Focus on the write up and leave the Yorubas out of your Biafra.

The writeup is trash

We tried focusing on it but laugh no gree us

Kosilblack:
I saw military personnel riding the Truck yesterday in Lagos along boundary by Apapa . What I mean by truck is the one that has open back, that looks like Toyota Hilux

That's a "pick-up" not truck

In Nigeria truck is like 911 tipper

I got a text a while ago and thought it was play play but they are now available to troubleshoot as well as render their services on the watsapp platform. You can add their numbers to begin chatting with MTN

Their numbers are 09033000004 and 09033000006

Please share with your friends and family.

lalasticlala
mynd44

onuaafelix:
see as jail de hover around this one

Na only hover e go hover

No be the same efcc?

No be hausa?

Na today?

The upholstery is clean but that black stripe paint job is a turn-off for me

J0hnTrevolt:
Sorry this ur guy does he work on Toyota too?
U know anyone that is a professional like GAZZUZZ in owerri?

Yes he works on Toyota too. He may not be as "polished" as GAZZUZZ but he definitely knows his business.

Bizzyliss:
J32A3 for Honda Acura TL 2004 to 2008

Sorry I saw your post late. I have a good guy with his workshop at along MCC road that's terrific with honda engines. He's the only one I allow to do any internal work on my engine

2 years ago my engine was "pinging" and he dropped the bottom plate to change the "metals" and one other part like that and the noise went away till today. Early this year my oil started shorting and he told me to go to ZUBY at new market to buy the Rings and gaskets required for the job and he changed it and it's not disappearing my oil again.

If you have any other serious problem with your acura just call him

Call Omire on 08063722448

must you waste money?

I rather trek and use the money to flex on the 1 month journey

TemmyTee82:
Fixed.

my sister to trek to abj from lag is almost a month's journey. I will just pretend I'm on fully sponsored vacation

I can spend roughly N700k per day on that journey. Chop whatever, sleep in exquisite hotels, carry woman everyday e.t.c

what would i lack? Nothing

And don't forget the change I will keep

Meetleader you said you want to buy your NEXT ride but at the same time telling us you don't know much about cylinders?

Maybe it's keke or okada you had before sha because leggediz na follow come

ONYEUTALI:
See the hypocrisy in these Wasterners. If someone from Rivers State says IPOB should count Rivers out of Biafra, they say Igbos are going for ND Oyel. Now they're going for Oke-Ogun skulls.

Ahn Ahn bro, are skulls the raw materials you say oke ogun get?

didn't you read the op informing us about arable land up there?

Ermacc:
We would get there gradually. A lot has to be considered before availing such facilities. So many prerequisite.

Which kain yeye prerequisites are you talking about?

Is it the money? Personnel to handle the facilities? Location? VICTIMS