₦airaland Forum

doggedfighter:
I even need the golf 3, sef

It’s understandable. The vehicle is very rugged.

Shebi you now see why the op himself is searching for the 2000 model Toyota Camry which is also a very sturdy vehicle for transportation.

Don’t mind sultaan, oyibo life has spoiled him silly and even over there they buy and treat 1970’s vehicles as ‘classics’ and sell them for outrageous amounts of cash notwithstanding that they are usually garbage in maintenance and have zero safety ratings

doggedfighter:
There's nothing like ITK in his statement.

Even if you don't have money, you need a car that will help you not a car you will be helping.


So chill !

I don’t understand you, are you trying to say that people in Nigeria no longer purchase and use Volkswagen Golf 2/3 or Nissan micra for taxi services?

How old is that golf again?

Kanoski:
Car wahala don start, discovered that it has ac issues.

1.Ac leaks after a like 2weeks of refill, i have checked for licks in the pipes around the engine bay and non is leaking, i was adviced to drop the dashboard .

2. Ac compressor doesn't pick until i set it to the highest fan speed.
Issue now is it will be blowing too cold n high and noisy.

Please is there any skilled honda ac technician that can be of help.

Car is a honda fit 2010

Current location is abuja

Many things can cause this problem. You’d need to take it to a professional ac technical engineer with a vacuum machine to diagnose your exact problem

Asquare84:
i want take a try and buy a fairly used honda accord with bad engine. i know that i will buy a new engine to replace the old one. the car is accord 2009/2010. experience hands please is it good to buy a honda car that have engine issues with my intention of buying a new engine since most Nigerian used cars have one fault or the other, but buying a new engine will it give me rest of mind.

It’s a nice buy. Just make sure it’s actually only the engine that needs replacing and the price is right.

dollytino4real:
Dino is not 4 tinubu but Atiku

To me they are one and the same birds of a feather

dollytino4real:
Who Dano milk thinks he is sef?? Sell ur candidate and leave other's candidate alone

Well the problem is that nobody can convincingly sell tinubu

Hahaha see the the urchins with swollen faces

You want to do rally for emilokan abi? Oya come and rally na if dem born una papa well

See how pdp mikanos and their babalawos were looking at bat urchins in kogi today below lol

kanuisagoat:
Okay

Let me know when you sell one unit on this thread

Wetin konsign me when I already have my own. I’m always selling to people from this forum and they don’t usually tell me what thread they saw my advert on. I just post and make my sales, Simple. It might even surprise you to find out that some people from here have already purchased some units if we decide to throw the question to the open

However this is the first time I’m even showing it to you guys here and I’m sure many of you are interested in it but the price is what is turning you off (which I perfectly understand) after all, I’ve always said that ‘all fingers are not equal’.

If you believe you don’t need the product then swerve and allow others that need it to see the advert and buy their own. Afterall, apart from vehicle ‘third-party’ it’s not by force to have comprehensive insurance for your properties or life, it’s just something very few sensible people do

Gentlelife50:
Bros no mind am, make e dey here dey argue how every driver into transportation should have it.
The highest an ehailing driving can do is to buy jumpstarting cable, with that it's easier to get help.
Anyways 100k should be nothing to drivers on ehailing, after all they make money.
Some make 1 million minus offline, bonus and ...

Chai! for a whole old driver like you . . . who has been driving on Uber and bolt for years and must have seen and been involved in such emergencies at one time or the other to make this particular statement above . . . In fact, I I’m wowed

So gentlelife, after driving for all these years you still can’t bring yourself to see reason enough to cough out N100k to pay for a gadget that can act as an insurance for your hustle which gives you your daily bread?

But if your engine knock you fit buy new one abi? Or your gearbox nko? That one no go hard you ba? Even if lastma tow your vehicle and charge you N50k for ‘obstruction of traffic’ no wahala or if your tyre less for night and robbers surround you no yawa so you are contented to be holding your jumper cables and be running around on the road begging other road users to stop and assist you while taking in all the rejections and embarrassments until your luck shines?

You and Mohammed are real case studies I swear lol

mrvitalis:
Na them urchins ...

They always one account they use to pretend they are neutral ...then they tend to support candidate with little or no chance of winning

Na Tinubu paid urchin be this but this one is amateur

See, anytime you see such posts like the op just laugh like this and post this picture below for the werey wey dey disguise

Muhammadson2020:
The SAD thing about this your CAT gadget is that No Uber driver will pay you 100k. That's d confam truth. Like someone said take ad to the Auto section.

Speak for yourself broah I can’t even imagine why you’d think in this way. It’s so pathetic. If I was an Uber driver on this thread I’d have surely castigated you for that statement above but who am I to judge

I already have adverts posted in the cartalk, autos and technology market sections of this forum. This is the 6th time we are stocking this particular type of product in our establishment and I have always posted advertisements for them here over the years.

I’m sure you already know my second account, I mean the one TheModerator (may his moniker Rest In Peace) spent sleepless nights digging out. You can go check it out if you like.

I have customers from this same nairaland who have been on back-order, restlessly anticipating when the next shipment of this particular product arrives so they can finally buy theirs. Those people are the ones who value QUALITY over QUANTITY unlike you and most Nigerians like you do the same amount you use to order 200 pieces of substandard products from aliexpress is what I use to order just 20 original products directly from the manufacturer. The difference is usually very clear.

See a particular one of them below, he has been buzzing me for months since our last sales and has finally purchased his own unit and is genuinely happy with his investment. He is also from nairaland here like you even though he’s very unlike you in numerous other ways

Muhammadson2020:
90 % of everything we use in Nigeria today are mass production of low quality. Get that into your dumb skull

And dem dey rush am on daily basis

Wrong

It’s people like YOU that rush those mass produced low quality products on a daily basis.

Or why do you think people like you always come back to complain or buy those same products again after the first one you bought gets broken or damaged?

It’s called daily basis for a reason dummy

Close your eye and order this my CAT product just once and see how you will enjoy its servitude for a lifetime

Open your eyes to the light my ignorant ’John Snow’ and know blissful peace of mind

Muhammadson2020:
You still don't get it.

I am talking about Bulk sales not mere 4 units

Ahhh you’re trying to shift the goal post now? lolz

Remember our initial argument was that ‘no Uber driver can pay such an amount of money for ONE of those units for him/herself to use’

So where is this your talk of ‘bulk sales’ coming from?

Please don’t allow me confuse you with my hard truths just agree that you’re too cheap to even secure your own self properly in times of emergencies and I will understand.

Remember that many Nigerians are exactly like you (according to your earlier post)

Muhammadson2020:
Why will I spend a 100k when I can get these cheap.


Our people like cheap things

Nigerians like cheap things

Must you be like all those other Nigerians who like cheap things? Especially things that matter in times of emergencies? Why shortchange yourself at the expense of your physical well-being? Does it make sense? That is ‘penny wise - pound foolish’ and it’s the same reason why you couldn’t make any headway in your failed Uber hustle


See the generic products you’re willing to use your money to buy . . . Do you know that if you buy 20 of those your preferred products off aliexpress and another person buys just only 1 of the CAT brand that all your 20 units will spoil one by one until they finish but the person who bought the CAT brand will still be flexing his own unit and even dash it to his children when they revoke his drivers license due to old age?

You’re not wise at all broah, you need proper reorientation

Muhammadson2020:
Baba go and rest. You re not a good business man at all. In this hardship of economy wey people no fit buy a Bag of rice of ₦50k put for house you expect them to count ₦100k and give u on this wack product when vulcanizer wey go pump your tyre for ₦200 full everywia.

This individual below has only one head on his shoulders exactly like you do . . . the only difference is the size of the brain matter that is contained within plus he’s on nairaland here like you too.

This is just a part of the sales for today. Yet I’m a terrible business man

As I said earlier hatred and jealousy. . .

Muhammadson2020:
Fake prices and fake products

lol Oya go and buy the original one nah just look at the generic products you brought out to show us on your screenshot lol you want to compare those ‘things’ to a CATerpillar product? Are you okay upstairs at all?

Have you ever paid for comprehensive insurance before in your short miserable life? Of course this product is not for people whose brain work like yours.

kanuisagoat:
Baba he's right. Leave all the dashboard wey people dey post here. There's not a single person on this thread who will buy it.

People toil dey and night to earn money driving on bolt. You think they will throw it on a N105,000 device that does nothing but pump tire that can be pumped with 200 naira or bail you out once in one year when your battery fails.

The people who can easily buy it are mostly salary earners who are buying cars from dealers. Especially those who are first time female car buyers. They should be your target audience.

If you think any bolt driver on this thread will buy this device then you are on a long thing.

The bolded above is what they all say until the emergency situation catches them unawares then they will either pay the towing van/lastma/thieves heavy cash (sometimes far more than the price of this gadget) just to wiggle out of the chokehold.

I sell to many nairalanders anytime this product is in stock. Even right now a few have already purchased theirs from here or there on this same forum. I’m not advertising it on this thread to target people on rentals , it’s for people who value their property, life and time.

So just know that everyone doesn’t think or act like you and all fingers aren’t equal. If anybody feels that the gadget is a waste of money then let them jump and pass so others who have ‘foresight’ can see road

Muhammadson2020:
So many pilot that can't boast of 300k in their account, and the Cone head 44 thinks he can get Uber drivers to cough out 100k on this cheap wack chinko product. He must be high on a cheap weed.

Nah Greed dey kill Nigerian online sellers these days, this is a big rip off. I am very sure this product won't cost more than $50 on AliExpress,

Fake chinko? lol My brother, jealousy and hatred won’t kill you

Why are you downgrading Uber drivers? You think everyone of them is like you that ‘lule’ in the hustle day in day out and couldn’t save up or do anything meaningful with your wasted life on the job?

Or you think that when they see something that can help them they won’t consider investing their saved up funds on it?

See let me tell you, the only way you can purchase that product and import it in bulk is only if you have a distributor license with the manufacturer. If you like search eBay or aliexpress you will never see it being sold rampantly or cheap. In fact, we are the only suppliers of this product in the local market that I’m aware of.

After a quick search see your almighty aliexpress below and choke on your bile, remember those prices exclude shipping.

You’re just failure personified

MoonlightDrive:
All professional fleet managers are expected to have such devices in most of their vehicles. Reach out to jpworld, dru23 and co.

Every driver or vehicle owner should have such a device in their vehicle. It’s as important as a fire extinguisher or jack & wheel spanner. I know the price will scare people but that’s how Nigeria has become.

Last time this product was around it was sold at N85k, that was around June or so. Today just see how much it has become. Last week Thursday when it was brought out of the container each unit sold for N105k, today it’s N115k and anytime it’s around it always gets sold out within a week so I project that by this Friday it will be off the shelves.

Gentlelife50:
Na the same thing we dey talk, e go hard for Uber drivers to buy the gadget the price high.
Unless they will buy and resell which I doubt unless the person have the market for it, [s]go to car dealers if you want to sell it fast.[/s]

Nah . . . car dealerships are the last people who need such a product because they always have lots of spare batteries in their possession and a vulcanizer is usually stationed outside/near their lots.

The target market for this product are people involved in transportation business in one form or another hence my bringing it here to show you guys.

You just think back and remember how many times your battery had failed you in the past and how people did ‘shaKara’ for you with their own or how one of your tires always needed ‘topping up’ of air once every few days due to one small reason or another.

So far you’re involved in transportation business it must have happened to you once before and there’s a huge probability that it will happen to you again. If you were really frustrated and hopeless because of your battery or tyre at one time in the past you’d understand why it’s a good idea to invest in having this product somewhere in your vehicle as you hustle.

there’s this particular brand of PEACE OF MIND that it gives its owner while driving on the road

Gentlelife50:
If Uber drivers buy this gadget at this price make I bend, Bro I for suggest you advertise your stuff in a car dealers thread.
Na only few ehailing drivers fit buy this gadget for that amount.

I’m already advertising it there. Out of the 9 people units that we left in the shop on Saturday it’s only 5 remaining now. One guy just bought 4 units at once maybe for resale. That’s usually how fast this product moves off the shelves.

People who purchase this product don’t do so because they have excess money to waste, it’s a versatile utility product and can be used both in the home, office or vehicle. I just keep mine in my boot and only bring it out to recharge it’s battery if I didn’t use it for months or maybe when I need emergency power for my other gadgets.

It’s durable and its air compressor and battery pack are bulletproof.

People buy it as investment against emergencies

Flocky:
How much is it?

It’s N115,000. Location is Balogun Market Tradefair Lagos.

some of the stories we read on this thread sometimes. . .

1. I begged him to help me with his battery but he said if he removes it from his car his car will start having problems plus he was suspecting that my alternator will damage his battery

2. He said he will help me but I will pay him N3k, just to help me jumpstart my car oh

3. I was at a lonely stretch of road and nobody wanted to stop and listen to me because it was too late. I ended up sleeping there in my vehicle overnight.

4. My tire went flat on third mainland, I wanted to change the tire but those agberos did not allow me. I ended up paying them N2k to assist me to do what I could already have done by myself.

5. I was in the process of opening my booth to bring out my jack and wheel spanner before I heard one kind noise and before I could look up I saw Lastma clamp on my tires and a towing van reversing to position well in front of my bumper

6. My tire caught a nail, no vulcanizer for miles, my spare is not even very good plus my jack can fail me. How I wish there was a vulcanizer nearby I wouldn’t have rode on my rims damaging it totally

7. I wanted to call you but no nepa to recharge my phone

8. I wish there was light I would have sent you the file but it was on my laptop with a low battery

9. I couldn’t see well because I have no torch light to see what I was trying to replace in my engine bay

10. I woke up, took my bath, wore my clothes and stepped out of the house only to reach my vehicle and find out one of my tires went flat overnight. That’s why I came late to work.

And many many more excuses . . . there is one gadget that can avert all the scenarios above and it’s in the pictures below

Secure your TIME, VEHICLE and LIFE in times of emergency. Order your own unit today while stock lasts.

Chai see meat

Omenka, afamed, , benuejosh

Run come see una pipo oh, una darling daddy kinsmen dey butcher them on a per-second basis

Heeewu god warris dis again?

“they were searched and human hair and flesh full of maggots were found in their bag”

Why oh why . . . Do these people do these type of things?

Very dirty and stomach retching vices

I will rather carry drugs and sell on the road than kill my fellow human beings to use their body parts for rituals

price Lexus = Avalon > Camry
luxury Lexus > Avalon > Camry
maintenance Camry > Avalon > Lexus

RuneKingThor:
This will come in handy. I'm quoting this for when I will be able to buy.

That’s a great idea but you’d need to hurry and purchase one now because it’s selling out fast. In fact the price just went up yesterday due to demand and it’s now N115,000 per unit after factoring market forces. Last time it was around we sold each for N80k so the dollar issue added to the price bump.

We are the only ones that import this product into the Nigerian market in bulk for resale. If you miss buying from this batch then you’d have to wait for another 3-5 months for a fresh shipment to arrive.

YeyeGbami:
Happy sales.

If i get this kain machine na elegushi beach i go dey sleep. Charge 1K per car.

Na your hand e dey oh. If you have this kind of gadget you won’t fear anything apart from suspension issues on the road.

Plus na CAT product so you’re sure it will last so long that you’d dash it to your own kids when they grow up and start driving.

It’s limited quantity so if you need it hurry and place an order now oh.

The CATERPILLAR PROFESSIONAL POWER STATION is your all in one need for your electrical Emmergency while on the road or while in a secluded or lonely area, do you have a flat tyre that needs some air?


Price : N105,000 N115,000

Functions: 500 Amp Jump Starter,
Power Station and Air Compressor. 500 Amp instant & 1000 peak battery amp starting power. Helps to jump-start most 12V vehicles without the need for another vehicle

200 Watt Power Station: One 120 Volt AC outlet to power tool chargers, laptops and small personal electronic devices

120 PSI air compressor with heavy-duty brass tipped SureFit nozzle securely connects to tires, sports equipment and more.

4 separate spaces of 2 Amp USB Provides up to 2 Amps USB Charging Power for phones, tablets & electronic devices

12V DC Outlet: Alternate 12 Volt power source for on-site emergencies and charging needs for your laptops, Televisions etc.

ALSO FEATURES:

Rechargeable Built-in 120 Volt AC Charging adapter, to use with any electric extension cord

Reverse Polarity Alarm and LED Indicator:
Alerts the user when connected in reverse

Power Switch: Helps prevent power to the clamps until ready to jump-start.

Tough Rugged Housing:

Increased Durability

Built-In Area search Light: For increased visibility and safety

Location: Lagos (we can waybill to any location in Nigeria)

Place your order today.

Contact 09123875859 either on phone or watsapp to order a unit. Thank you.

Ogakaycce:
Are we not the leaders of tomorrow?

Technically tomorrow isn’t today

Tomorrow can never reach according to 9ja politics 101

Gentlechika:
he won't say anything now. Na him and one connor44 dey advise people to quit their jobs dey drive uber yet, e still dey e corner for office contemplating to piss on e boss bald head for months now.

Baba calm down na only Lagos Uber I been dey hype that year

Me I go piss this December unfailingly according to odogwu N1 million dashboard geng

But I thought emifiele already shut down abokiFX and he claimed that it’s closure would strengthen the naira to untold heights