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 Family › Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do? by conscience(m): 9:49am On Dec 17, 2005 |
Inject some liquid into her rectum through the anus to cleans or stimulate evacuation of her bowels- [Enema] for 7days.  If this fails then  Bundle her to Nigeria to see Ayodele or Quincy. or tell her that you saw a vision for her to fast for 40 days without food, but water. If all these still fails to make her shape up, talk about one slim girl you saw every time you are with her and this may make her jealous and do something about her ''OROBO' shape.  |
| Jokes Etc › Pulling Dad and Coming Mum by conscience(op): 2:29am On Dec 17, 2005 |
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no bike!" |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Will You Pick as Your 'Soul Mate'? by conscience(m): 1:53am On Dec 17, 2005 |
QUEENZY GURL. I bow for you |
| Crime › Re: Can a Woman Rape a Man? by conscience(m): 1:48am On Dec 17, 2005 |
Please show me a woman who loves raping men and I will make her my best pal |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Will You Pick as Your 'Soul Mate'? by conscience(m): 1:16am On Dec 17, 2005 |
c0dec: c0dec:I am sure you heard him Loud and Clear. Read inbetween the lines or do you need to borrow my Hearing Aids? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Will You Pick as Your 'Soul Mate'? by conscience(m): 1:13am On Dec 17, 2005 |
WHERE DID I GO WRONG WES? This is what i said to Oh Boy: ''Don't you think you need to change you user name? WHILE: Bingo is served food on the bare floor Terry is served in plates But both are Dogs by different names. If I were her that name ''OH BOY'' can discourage me too. I will suggest you take a new name and send her another PM If she still ignores you, then don't go too far The problem could be from your enemies in your village. And you need to do dry fasting for one month. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Will You Pick as Your 'Soul Mate'? by conscience(m): 1:09am On Dec 17, 2005 |
WesleyanA: |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I Do Not Believe in God by conscience(m): 1:03am On Dec 17, 2005 |
Please do not use your tongue to count your teeth- Mysummeri and nferyn Do not say i did not tell you. If you bring the wrath of GOD upon you for saying that '' You Do Not Believe in God'' Na you sabi. |
| Romance › Re: Man or Woman, Who Should Pay on a Restaurant Date? by conscience(m): 12:47am On Dec 17, 2005 |
ocho:OCHO tell them, all the times we have been out, have I ever asked you to pay/contribute to the bill? I foot it always and will always do, as long as you remain my ............ |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Will You Pick as Your 'Soul Mate'? by conscience(m): 12:39am On Dec 17, 2005 |
Oh Boy:Don't you think you need to change you user name? WHILE: Bingo is served food on the bare floor Terry is served in plates But both are Dogs by different names. If I were her that name ''OH BOY'' can discourage me too. I will suggest you take a new name and send her another PM If she still ignores you, then don't go too far The problem could be from your enemies in your village. And you need to do dry fasting for one month. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Will You Pick as Your 'Soul Mate'? by conscience(m): 12:28am On Dec 17, 2005 |
Oh Boy:Oh Boy, Poor you, you sent her simple PM, she no nod/answer. And you still want her as soul mate. She will kill your body and soul if you no WAKA. Please run like Carl Lewis. |
| Romance › Re: Man or Woman, Who Should Pay on a Restaurant Date? by conscience(m): 12:22am On Dec 17, 2005 |
WHO PAYS?  It is not something that should be contested. The Bible says '' a man who cannot take care of his family [woman] is worst than an infidel'' Why do you want her to pay, when you know that nothing goes for nothing............and still expect her to pay in kind ......... We are not Oyinbos and must strive to take our rightful places before the table in the presence of our women. Except we are ready to accept the saying '' Gone are the days when Men were men, and women were won by those who deserve them'' The hand and body that gives must always be on top, or abi you want her on top..........? Me, I be African man original. |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Tell a Guy You Don't Like Him? by conscience(m): 12:03am On Dec 17, 2005 |
When next you sleep over in his house, pretend to be talking in your sleep and screaming and moaning another Guys name[ maybe your EX or his Best Friend] But make sure you notify an Ambulance and Paramedics to stand five yards from his house all night Incase you need revival ............. Goodluck |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Most Men Unfaithful? by conscience(m): 11:54pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
2_die_4:IF You expect me to throw the first stone...........na lie. Tell me how many of 'us' have not been unfaithful at one time or the other. I try to be very realistic in my approach to life. |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Most Men Unfaithful? by conscience(m): 11:43pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
2_die_4:What do you expect me to do? The worst is kill her or the man. God forbid, i can never kill FOR ANY REASON, TALK LESS FOR AN UNFAITHFUL WOMAN So what else do you think i can do to her '' Which Fidel Castro has not done'' according to Tony Montana in SCAREFACE. |
| Family › Re: When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do? by conscience(m): 11:32pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
SIMPLE! Send her to Malaga in Spain. And start looking for an Agbani Darego.  |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Most Men Unfaithful? by conscience(m): 11:25pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
IAH:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOH Let her taste, so that she will know the difference between Banana and Plaintain. How will a child know the difference between a Worm and a Snake? OR between Breast Milk and Pus from a boil ,both on her mothers body? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun's Christmas Gift! - fROM ME: by conscience(m): 11:18pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
K2DaC:BOY KE? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Most Handsome Nigerian Actors by conscience(m): 11:16pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
AKI and PAWPAW are my first pick Followed by SEGUN ARINZE 2ND Runner up being NKEM OWO |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun's Christmas Gift! - fROM ME: by conscience(m): 11:10pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
K2DaC please put a personal touch and message by using your picture  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Will You Pick as Your 'Soul Mate'? by conscience(m): 10:59pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
ocho:ocho 4 me without blinking |
| Politics › Re: FG Disobedience of Court Orders Worrisome by conscience(op): 10:29pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Nobel Laureate, Prof.Wole Soyinka, on Thursday in Lagos, described President Olusegun Obasanjo's government as lawless. Soyinka, at the presentation of a book, “The Whole Truth," a compilation of selected editorials of The Guardian from 1983 to 2003, said that by disobeying court orders and engaging in human rights abuses, the Federal Government could provoke civil unrest. He cited the removal of Chief Diepreye Alamieyeseigha as Bayelsa State governor and the eviction of residents of Federal Government buildings in Lagos State as some of the latest instances of human rights abuses by the government. According to him, the two cases aptly demonstrate the tendency of the government to subvert the rule of law, and its inability to stick to due process. -THE PUNCH N/PAPER, 16th DEC. 2006 |
| Politics › Re: FG Disobedience of Court Orders Worrisome by conscience(op): 10:27pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Seun:My Able Administrator you have proved me wrong. When i posted this thread, i was looking forward to an opposing opinion from you on this issue, behold you upheld the truth and won my respect Thank you . |
| Politics › FG Disobedience of Court Orders Worrisome by conscience(op): 9:10pm On Dec 15, 2005 |
’CHIEF Justice of Nigeria (CJN), Justice Muhammad Lawal Uwais, recently in Abuja expressed worry over increasing cases of violation of court orders by the Federal Government, saying such conduct amounted to "an affront to the constitution and clear evidence of bad governance." Justice Uwais Protests Disobedience of Court Orders I am strongly of the opinion that this assertion reveals troubling perspectives on our democracy and the rule of Law and have worrisome implications for the doctrine of separation of powers between the three arms of Government. How ironic and pathetic is that? No other person than the chief justice could indict the Federal Government at a time when Nigeria’s commitment to due process of law is being closely scrutinized at home and abroad. This raises serious concerns and all lovers of our nation must demand from the Government strict compliance with court orders, and no less, if our democracy is to be taken more seriously than mere lip service of those in power. |
| Politics › Re: 10 Questions for President Obasanjo | Allegations of Gross Misconduct by conscience(m): 10:19am On Dec 15, 2005 |
kaylala:Oh my Gosh.........This picture tells the story. Nigeria as a chess board or Relay Race Kaylala, where did you get this from? BABA must see it too. Thank you. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bimbo Odukoya in Sosoliso Plane Crash by conscience(m): 3:30am On Dec 15, 2005 |
Please spare a moment to light a Candle in memory of Our sister -Pastor Bimbo O, Whom The Lord loved so much and has called to His Table. . http://www.pastor-bimbo-odukoya.memory-of.com/photos.aspx Leave a word here too. |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Sells Her Birthright in the Niger Delta by conscience(op): 3:13am On Dec 15, 2005 |
omon:Brother ...........Respect, Peace and Love to you. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Who Was At Canaanland For Shiloh? by conscience(m): 2:23am On Dec 15, 2005 |
Seun:'SHILOH' I guess is a Spiritual retreat, held annually by Winners Chapel in Ota, near, Lagos. Please if i am not right, could someone throw more light on the meaning of Shiloh. |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Sells Her Birthright in the Niger Delta by conscience(op): 9:34pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
omon:How much is N9billion in $ or £? Please convert it x 6years that Baba has been in power. You can't even build the Tokyo's Sony Building with this amount. Yet you got your figures wrong on how much each state receives monthly. Please check again sir.[quote][/quote] |
that's very deep! i'm still thinking