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OladimejiRufai:
While there are some celebrities that display their unclothedness and [b]parts of the body that should be seen by their husbands [/b]to the general public; causing men to suffer strong and uncontrollable konji, causing masturbation to be rampant in the soceity, causing vaseline companies to flourish, causing illicit sex to be predominant and consequentially causing STDs to spread.


Example if those celebrities: Khloe


You can fùck with me in the comments if you want to

So a woman exists only to please the husband.
She owns her body and can do whatever she likes with it you stup.id Arrow.

Africans.
Never seen a race so moronic like these idiots
Smh

Just look at the stupid "blogger" and what they called "news"

They even watermarked the freely available comments.

Smh.

Jiang:
Oga it matters woh, This dude is older than 40.

I have seen several men get married around 40-50, Their biggest regret was not marrying early enough. infact an accomplished businesses man & a lecturer told us, what he regrets most in life marrying late, He said " despite all d white hairs on my head, my first born is only 3 years old, in my age am supposed to have a child about ur age but I was too busy chasing knowledge, wealth & perfection, don't be like me, if you have enough to take care of two, just marry in ur 20s to early 30s don't wait till white hair shows up on ur head

Africans. Gosh you lot are very annoying.
What the fu.c..k is the difference if you are 59yr old and your kid is 3?

Is there any award you get for marrying early?
Go to the streets, campaign for better leaders that would lead you, that's the most important thing, not someone's marital status.

The funny thing is, if he gets married because of your stupid advice and later faces problems in his marriage,

Morons like you will be nowhere to be found, he would be the only one to bear it.

If you are absolutely ready, go for it, don't get married because morons like these keep advising you.

Remember they are faceless, only looking for people to join them in their miserable institution or why else would a faceless goon advise someone he/she doesn't even know nor care about - to go get married?
Whats with Africans and kids anyways? They just keep producing like its some achievement especially the poor ones.

Smh.

Look at "leaders of tomorrow" above

These morons find reading cumbersome, how then do you lot better your miserable lives if you can't read?

Smh

Only broke people console themselves with sentence like " money cannot buy happiness"

Money may not buy happiness
But poverty cannot buy anything.

AutoReportNG:
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Too much hype, i wonder when Nigerians that were unable to elect competent leaders - turned asians.

Common toothpick, you lot still import
Keep hyping nonsense there.

Smh

Imagine being in class, and see that your classmates are looking at your "mum" on their various phones like this, reading how she's saying suck her pucci


Just imagine.

Smh

People criticizing youth governorship because of the failure of this boy shows why most people fail in life.
No patience, always ready to easily give up and run back to mediocre at the slightest chance after venturing into a new territory.

You've had thousands of old men ruled you, no change.
A youth was given a chance and failed, you goats are shouting "look oh, people saying vote for youth - see oh, its bad oh" which shows they are already planning to run back to the old guards, cmon, the phones you lot are using to type your comments wasn't perfected at the first trial.

Because this goat has failed doesn't mean youth leaders are bad, you just have to keep testing till you find the right one.

It doesn't really matter though, there's no guarantee that either youth or ancestors will work but give everyone a level playing field and stop castigating youth leadership just because of the failure of one moro.n.

Smh

Someone said after election, those pro-apc lads would dissapear, that they were just agents of disinformation for the purpose of the presidents re-election.

Now i see its true.

Before, on threads like this, you would have seen the lot consisting sarki cleverly and that bbqguy defending the indefensible but where are they now though?

Smh

Mannnnnn


This guy can talkkkk
Damn.

Smh

All the soldiers are in ss and se guarding oil installations and doing rattle snake dance on the innocent citizens.


Smh

There is no virgin guy you bloody scammer.

The word "virgin" is for a female with intact hymen.
Any other use of the word is just a word play.

One might argue that if one hasn't done something before, it makes one a "virgin" but this will onlt bastardize the word as we will find that almost everyone is a virgin at something.

So a dude should stop calling himself a virgin, you've not had sex - we know but virgin is for female, no one can prove your fraudulent ass hasn't had sex before, stop scamming innocent girls.

Lol just look at the joke of a ballot box, something they use to sell puff puff and bottled water, they even labelled it with bloody pen.

And they budgeted 234 billion. My god.

Where is the money?

Haa. Smh

They will be back few years later and become politicians and you idiots would vote for them.

Smh

Anago50000:
. I agree with you on this one

May you become the source of bad news and dissapointment to your generations.

Your parents should be hanged for bringing such a calamity like you into this world

Lol, you could tell how useless the country is when you see how these bet scammers are bold enough to put faces and numbers on their scams.

What would it cost the necessary agencies to track down these bet scammers using the number displayed? Their phone network can be pinged in minutes, after which arrests would be made but no one really cares.

Same with the mtn gifty scammer, he has a host, and number which can be tracked but hey, anything goes.

Then to the owners of Nairaland, i think you are just lazy or don't care about these bet scammers because if you do, you would have done something about it instead of banning them, which has proven ineffective as they sign up for a new ID few minutes later.

I could write a simple line of code that would permanently rid of these miscreants and i know the owner of this forum can as well, as he has been coding for more than a decade, so whats his excuse?

Smh.

Iiiiiiiisakabaaaaaaaaa

I'm expecting to see the yekini Olympic scorer guy here soon

There is vat in interbank transfer as well
How does this help the poor?

The thing is, vat will be raised and all you lot would do is to complain online for a few days and thats it.

Smh

And that senatordave boy was foaming in the mouth yesterday that a new judgement was made.

People should learn how to ignore all these cretins.

Smh

Smh
And the minister of power is not saying a word about this.

What is all these mess?

No one should blame her, i mean just look at the thing.
Does any of her rant make any sense? Share pain?
Smh

Majority don't think.
See the docile citizens, they still didn't get it.


The quest to package el rufai as a "reformed" tolerant progressive for a presidential candidate soon, has just been put into motion.

Smh.

Anago50000:
Sen.Godswill Akpabio was the brain behind Onoghen's suspension

The deal was that, immediately akpabio wins his senatorial reelection, he will become the Senate president

In such arrangement, onoghen being a south south man and also occupying the number 3 seat of power has to make way for akpabio to become the Senate president

But posterity caught up with akpabio

Ononghen is a victim of hard politics

The Senate president is number 3 not the CJN
You mor.on.

Look at the numerous morons on this page, facts were presented, no one could come up with a rebuttal, some are even saying their forefathers took it, do you lot know common cold and malaria killed millions of your forefathers before scientists introduced medicines to them?


I don't understand how people could be this stupid, you all went to school, many of you even have phds, yet you drink shiiits that an old woman living in a house with no good drinking water or clean toilet - prepared, your education is a waste.

Drink on, life expectancy in your region is 50 something i believe, i wonder why that is.

You stupi.d lot.
Smh

What about ponmo?

Billion dollars leather industry being eaten away by morons.


I always wonder why people with phds and sophisticated level of education still eat that thing and most of them knows it has not a single nutrient, how does one explain such stupidity? Lets excuse the ignorance of the less educated.

It takes weeks for your stomach to properly clean up food that have nutrients and vitamins from the stomach, then you add useless stuff like ponmo to it, giving your digestive systems more unnecessary pressure, no wonder many Africans look way older than their age.

Truly weird continent, that Africa.

Smh

Wigs wigs wigs everywhere.

Nobody walks around with their natural hair again.

Smh.

deji17:
What is happening in Delta state, Rivers, Akwa Ibom and Bayelsa state with all the allocation from FG?

Unfortunately they have too many kings, too many 'traditional rulers' etc, they all take their own slice of the budget every month, then the militants, etc.
If the Governor fail to dance, they'll support someone else and round and round it goes.

Unlike Kano, after the governor, its the emir, no other rubbish or infighting amongst "chiefs" because of shares.

The unity in the north is impeccable.
Take a look at Ghana as well, Only one king is recognized.

You have too many selfish interest to cater for in the south.

Lagos is another example.
People expect Lagos to be much more developed than it is, but after you settle Tinubu, Oba akiolu, opc, mc oluomo and other chiefs every month, service loans etc, what else do you have?

Smh.

Ok, but why can't pvc registration and collection starts in june so that many people would be prepared?

I'm sure you won't hear anything from inec again till 2022 after which they would then disenfranchise people.

The kardashians will keep anointing leaders for the south forever.

Smh.