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CelebritiesRe: Sandra Achums Celebrates Her 47th Birthday by ContractKiller: 5:12pm On Jun 18, 2020
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PhonesTwitter Set To Introduce Audio Tweeting by ContractKiller(op):
Twitter is introducing a new voice tweet feature, allowing users to share 140 seconds of audio with each other.

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The new feature has already begun rolling out on iOS devices and is available today for "a limited group of people" said Twitter, although everyone using an iPhone should be able to access the feature in the coming weeks.

It is not clear if and when it will be available for users of the Twitter app on Android devices.

"There's a lot that can be left unsaid or uninterpreted using text, so we hope voice Tweeting will create a more human experience for listeners and storytellers alike," the company said in a blog post introducing the feature.

Those who have access to it can find it by tapping the waveform icon in the app when composing a tweet.


This will take them to a new screen where they can record 140 seconds of audio. If they run over this time then Twitter will automatically create a second chained tweet to post the rest in.


Voice tweets will appear in the timelines of users' followers just like normal tweets, but they are only available as original tweets, the company has said - so they won't appear in replies or as comments in a retweet.

https://news.sky.com/story/twitter-introduces-voice-tweets-for-audio-messaging-12009457?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

OAM4J Lalasticlala Mynd44
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PoliticsRe: US Authorities Open Investigations Into Financial Crimes Of Buhari's Cabal by ContractKiller: 1:51pm On Jun 18, 2020
Where is Helinues, , Simplyleo etc?
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You Enjoy Romatic Moment With Fat Ladies? by ContractKiller: 2:07am On Jun 18, 2020
Look who is talking, someone with gutter taste in women, someone who is attracted to fat ugly shapeless baboons. Who knows? You may actually be looking for someone who resembles your mother.


Oluromantic:
It's like you escaped attempted abortion in pregnancy, but the d&c scraped some part of his brain that's why your sense is not complete.
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You Enjoy Romatic Moment With Fat Ladies? by ContractKiller: 12:49am On Jun 18, 2020
Typical razz, local African bush man who lacks taste and refinement. You should marry a hippopotamus to complete the empty space in your life.


Oluromantic:
Wetin small pikin know than to chop indomie and bobo drink. Real men eat eba and step it down with Gulder.

Not the shapeless fatties though but I like thick, chubby and shapy girls like ronke odusanya. Thats what fit men like us endowed downstairs. The kind of girls that when you pound them through any position, you'll hear KPA KPA KPA KPA! That sound is motivating, tantalizing and makes you enjoy what you do and not want to stop.

The sight of their bulgy pusssy, the puffy V-grave with the pusssyline buried within their locked up thighs for you to explore out by yourself...chai. So sweet let alone their boobs and ass. Unlike those ur skinny bone that on standing alone, the space between their thin thighs can contain another leg with their flabby pusssy whose pusssyline is almost reaching their abdomen and flat yansh. You no Sabi better thing. Maybe you're short sha and endowment pass endowment too
RomanceRe: Top 10 Adult Movie Watching Countries Rated By Google by ContractKiller: 6:09pm On Jun 17, 2020
If you can't speak Arabic you won't be able to communicate with the 72 virgins in paradise grin They only speak Arabic grin
For your own good, you'd better go for Arabic tutorials grin


Heistman:
you must be a dullard bro, what's Arabic language tutorial?, u obviously bored
RomanceRe: Top 10 Adult Movie Watching Countries Rated By Google by ContractKiller: 5:19pm On Jun 17, 2020
Have you gone for Arabic language tutorial? grin
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Heistman:
hypocrite have u paid your tithes?
RomanceRe: Top 10 Adult Movie Watching Countries Rated By Google by ContractKiller: 4:20pm On Jun 17, 2020
Go and read your Hadiths and stop embarrassing yourself grin


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Heistman:
who b dis one...Goan read ur Bible well and swerve abeg
RomanceRe: Top 10 Adult Movie Watching Countries Rated By Google by ContractKiller: 3:43pm On Jun 17, 2020
Lot is not a prophet and the Bible merely shows Lot's behaviour as a way of proving that he was not a prophet but a sinner.

But What about the peophile fake "prophet" Sex Award Winner (SAW) who married his daughter in law Zainab?
Then later married a 6 year old girl and fúcked her when she was 9 years old?


Heistman:
that's the hypocrisy I'm talking about right there...evil people will always be evil people when it's about Christianity...btw ,show us with proofs how many Muslim u Kno personally in your area married to a child...lol I'll advice u to direct your spits to ur religion that permits incest..how about that?

Lot and his daughters , Abraham and Sarah,
Moses’ father Amram who married his aunt Joche

Need more examples? Hypocrite!
RomanceRe: Top 10 Adult Movie Watching Countries Rated By Google by ContractKiller: 3:39pm On Jun 17, 2020
Don't you mean YOUR people?


fati2001:
the Muslimiiiiiiiiiiii.
the Prophet Muhammad people.
PhonesRe: Check Out The Phone I Got For My Would-be Virgin Wife by ContractKiller: 1:21pm On Jun 17, 2020
There are many fools in this fúcked up shíthole country.
Imagine a country with rampant armed banditry, rape, child abuse, murder, terrorism, poverty, rapid Covid-19 spread, and one low IQ micro brain dimwit is looking for redemption in a woman's hymen. What a shame.


VirginSearcher:
Hello Guys,
I believe you all know I am a big fan of virgin girls and have made few threads in the past in search of a virgin wife. I made this decision because of the high rate of promiscuity in the land and as such I won't settle for less. After everything, I decided to go with the girl I found and in start of my appreciation to honor her virtuousness I just bought her a Samsung Galaxy A71. Please the vanity crew, the it will end in tears crew and Xiaomi users stay calm as Samsung is still the boss in mobile device. This is just the start and I sincerely hope to have a happy home. I know I'm on the right track and believe it will end in Joy. Thanks

Hope it's a good buy guys? huh
PoliticsRe: Shekau: Allah Said Boko Haram Should Kill. Invites Bandits To Join Group by ContractKiller: 1:10pm On Jun 17, 2020
It's the same Allah. The ones in Dubai are also terrorists, it's just that they're good at covering up their atrocities.

Gandollar:
Apparently grin
SportsCristiano Ronaldo Celebrates CR7 Junior As He Clocks 10 by ContractKiller(op): 10:09am On Jun 17, 2020
BusinessRe: I'm Not A Co-owner Of Execujet - Dangote by ContractKiller: 10:03am On Jun 17, 2020
grin Hungry Bloggers must chop, even if it means character assassination grin

Expect more nonsense like this, especially now that Hushpuppi (a.k.a Ramoni Abass Igbalode) and Mompha are no longer around to sponsor some of the hungry bloggers. grin

Meanwhile happy birthday to this young man:

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PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: 'Traditional Rulers In Katsina Are Aiding Bandits' by ContractKiller: 11:39am On Jun 15, 2020
Shine your eyes and stop allowing the dullard to insult our intelligence.

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RomanceRe: Drugs A Guy Should Keep At Home To Avoid Pregnancy? by ContractKiller: 2:58am On Jun 15, 2020
Wetin him do?


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Joycekkh:
May God forgive you.
RomanceRe: My 100 Days Masturbation Quitting Chronicle by ContractKiller: 2:54am On Jun 15, 2020
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai’s Email Saying Southern Women Youth Corpers Are Seen As Whores - Reno by ContractKiller: 2:40am On Jun 15, 2020
Promiscuity isn't just a problem with Southern girls. There are many Hausa Fulani runs girls too. They just do their runs in a coded fashion because of the hypocritical nature of the society they live in.
The problem with Hell Rufai is that he is trying to make it seem as if promiscuity is a cultural problem, peculiar to the South.

laiza:
How is that saying a lie? Sometimes I think we would rather crucify the messenger than listen to what he has to say. Would you lot who are calling for El-Rufai's head been happier if that statement came from a Southern governor? Women especially corps members are trash these days, education itself has lost its glory and significance. You wanna have a party, go get university girls, senator wants to do birthday, go bring corpers, president is travelling for 3 days visit to another state, go bring final year students for his aides. So unless you are a hypocrite and an unrepentant idiotic bigot you would realize the message in El-Rufai's words and let the idiot be.
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Oscar And Yohanah Kilus Executed By Boko Haram In Borno by ContractKiller: 12:40pm On Jun 12, 2020
44? No be 72 again? huh

AfroMighty:
Thats what we get when some lose ass idiots brainwashed bastards who thinks killing others is the pass ticket to Paradise with 44 virgins... Bleep y'all...
PoliticsRe: Twitter Exposes The Lies Of Nairaland BMC On Power Supply In Lagos by ContractKiller: 5:02pm On Jun 11, 2020
That CilicMarin and other BMCs have been running this scam ever since 2015.

They will put up a topic asking how power supply is in an area. Then they will organise themselves to make sure that BMC members fill the first 3 pages of the thread with all manner of lies about how they are enjoying 100 hours electricity everyday in their area.

As you said, they lack the brain power to make an honest living, so this is their area of expertise.

TheExecutioner:
Nairaland's BMC chapter has perfected the art of lying about Bubu's poor record in the power and energy sector.

Today, several BMC big-mouths like CilicMarin claimed that they enjoy nearly 24 hours of electricity in a day.


However, the falsehoods of the sponsored BMC liars have been exposed by Nigerian Twitter users. Maybe it's time these brainless LIAR MUHAMMAD trainees start thinking about getting real jobs for themselves.


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SportsRe: A Supercomputer Ended The Lionel Messi Or Cristiano Ronaldo Debate by ContractKiller: 2:17am On Jun 11, 2020
Chai!!! See as im finish my boy Pogba

myboy2111:
Will anyone ever be able to actually end the Lionel Messi vs Cristiano Ronaldo debate? Well we needn't worry because now a computer has done it all for us.

Both men have their fanboys and each were level on five Ballon d'Or each until Messi went clear last year and won his sixth.

Whilst us mere mortals struggle to separate them a supercomputer has done the work for us.

Sporza report that professors at KU Leuven university and data experts at SciSports have come up with a formula to decide who is the best player. Professor Jesse Davis explained how their system works, saying, "The value of a soccer player is often determined by goals and assists. A goal is a rare event, however, because an average of 1,600 actions are estimated to occur in a match.

"Our model looks at each action - shots, passes, dribbles, tackles - and calculates its value."

Using data from the two players from the beginning of the 2013/14 season until Ronaldo left La Liga to join Juventus at the end of the 2017/18 season the computer decided the Barca man was the better player.

Messi ended with Valuing Actions by Estimating Probabilities, or VAEP, score of 1.21 per game with Ronaldo scoring just 0.61 per game.

Tom Decroos, a PhD student who was involved in the research, explained, "In the first seasons, Messi and Ronaldo's scores are very close to each other.


"From the 2015/16 season, Messi has stepped away from his eternal rival.
"We see a trade-off with most football players: either they make a lot of actions with a less high value - that's the case with Paul Pogba, for example.
"Or you have players who are less likely to hit the ball, but who have a big impact. That is typical of strikers like Harry Kane, Mohamed Salah and Ronaldo.

"Messi is exceptional in this area: the Argentinian has a very high number of actions and they also have a high value."

Interestingly Ronaldo's score for Real, during the same period he was compared with Messi, and Eden Hazard's score for Chelsea in that time are very similar.

The Belgian, who has since signed for Los Blancos, actually had a higher score of 0.64 and Lotte Bransen of SciSports explained why the nature of how they got their points means Hazard is a good replacement but not an exact one, "Ronaldo is a classic scorer. His value is mainly determined by his good shots. Hazard is more involved in the game. His value is more spread over passes, dribbles and shots."

So there you have it, Lionel Messi is the best player in the world. You can't argue with a computer, because you look pretty silly if you try.

https://www.sportbible.com/football/news-a-supercomputer-ended-the-lionel-messi-or-cristiano-ronaldo-debate-20200609
CrimeSerial Rapist Muhammad Zulfa Who Had Raped 40 Women, Arrested by ContractKiller(op): 8:33pm On Jun 10, 2020
Nigerian police say they have arrested a man after 40 people were raped in one town over the period of a year.

A mother in the northern town Dangora caught the man in her children's bedroom, according to police spokesman Abdullahi Haruna. The man ran away but neighbours gave chase and caught him, he added.


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The man was arrested on Tuesday.

The police say the spate of rapes included an attack on an 80-year-old and children as young as 10 years old.

There has been a recent wave of rapes and killing of women in Nigeria, which have led to a national outcry, with thousands signing a petition and using the hashtag #WeAreTired.

Dangora is a small town in Kano state about 85 kilometres (55 miles) south-west of Kano city, making it difficult for police to access, reports the BBC's Mansur Abubakar from Kano.

The chief of the town, Ahmadu Yau, said the arrest is a welcome development.

"People of Dangora are so happy at this time and we hope justice will be served appropriately."

Residents told the BBC that they had lived the last year in fear, even in their own homes, because they had heard that a serial rapist was climbing fences and raping women indoors.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-52994587

Mynd44 OAM4J Lalasticlala
PoliticsBoko Haram Terrorists Attack Borno Community, Kill 70 Persons by ContractKiller(op): 11:20am On Jun 10, 2020
At least 70 persons have been confirmed dead and many others injured after gunmen suspected to be Boko Haram terrorists attacked Faduma Koloram under Gubio Local Government Area of Borno State on Tuesday.

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A security source told SaharaReporters that the insurgents arrived in three vehicles and motorcycles, shooting sporadically, burning houses and stealing unspecified number of cattle and camels.

The source said the insurgents accused the people of the town of spying on them and vowed to teach them a lesson.


He said over 70 bodies were collected after the attack.

“The insurgents burnt around 250 homes and looted goods. They said the act was to punish residents whom they alleged were providing information on their movement to security agencies.

“Therefore, freeing the zone with presence of civilian would provide them the ease of access to attack the military formation at Gubio and others without being noticed,” he told Saharareporters.

http://saharareporters.com/2020/06/10/boko-haram-terrorists-attack-borno-community-kill-70-persons

Mynd44 OAM4J Lalasticlala
RomanceRe: I Just Took A Picture Of My Hand, Can We See Yours by ContractKiller: 7:17am On Jun 10, 2020
How do you know it's a young man? Could be an agbaya.

Ray360:
How will a full-fledged young man just sit down and create a thread like this?


smh.
CrimeHushpuppi Arrested & Charged With 13.6 Billion Naira Fraud by ContractKiller(op): 7:06am On Jun 10, 2020
Hushpuppi and some of his goons diverted 35 million dollars meant for buying ventilators.


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