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Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by coogar: 1:14am On Oct 22, 2011
sleekch1c:
^^^i guess your mother is a sack of shyte.I feel so sorry for U̶̲̥̅̊.
and all the living things older than you in your entire lineage are all sacks of shyte.
you ignorant bastard!

ogugua88:
I wasn't being serious sir.
koolie!
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 1:12am On Oct 22, 2011
tumababa:
LAUGHING OUT LOUD grin grin grin grin
tumababa, you just disappeared from imessage, na wa o.
is that how busy you have been?
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by coogar: 1:06am On Oct 22, 2011
ogugua88:
Nigerian guys like girls with something to grab. If the slim girl is slim all around, chances are they won't get far lol.
don't generalize
i am a nigerian guy and i don't wanna grab something.

a fit/slim girl is better than a sack of fleshy shyte!
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 1:01am On Oct 22, 2011
toba:
i've told u i dont want to talk BS here. she lost the damn thing this year April/May and as at Oct 2010, she was still a virgin and that was how i confirmed. she lost it this year according to the BS messg i read in her FB inbox msg.
ohhhh, i see.
so you were a mugu throughout and a playa got there before you.
ouch! cheesy

l think it serves the id,,,iot right. the dude cant even stand me cos i saw his pixs as well. hes short and dark unlike me
which begs the question - why would a babe leave a hunk like yourself for a dark pygmy?
are you sure you are not half-blind or an albino? grin tongue

slimyem:
battery's dead!u got work to do if you wanna see stuff.
hmmm, i only get to work after seeing stuff.
not the other way round.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 12:51am On Oct 22, 2011
[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=774977.msg9392705#msg9392705 date=1319240881]You need proof right? Check here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=778479.msg9326614#msg9326614

Next time don't start what you can't finish. And talking about free, how[b] free[/b] are you with all those Apple's restriction?[/quote]what stupid restrictions are you talking about?
i buy all the apps i need in the app store. i don't need to jailbreak nada - i don't see any sense in it anyways.
you are asking me what i gain not jailbreaking - how about telling me what you gain from jailbreaking?
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 12:45am On Oct 22, 2011
toba:
well u know im a man of God and dont want to talk poo. I actually confirmed the virginity stuff myself
are you a medical doctor?
how the heck did you know she was telling the truth?

ok - you claimed you confirmed the virginity stuff but then she had lost it to another dude before then, isn't it?
it simply means your checks were not thorough - or you're just an amateur.
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 12:38am On Oct 22, 2011
toba:
i dont think i can ever forgive her. she was a virgin when were together, but i hacked into her fb messages and found that she lost her virginity to a guy in April 2011 and same guy later gilted her. Reading the message last month september made me feel bad and i had to delete her from my friends on FB. how old is she? 20 or 21
so she told you she was a virgin and you believed her?  grin cheesy grin you didn't even conduct your own examination on her? cheiiiii
mr. toba - morale of the story - never ever trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and does not die. grin
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 12:36am On Oct 22, 2011
[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=774977.msg9392634#msg9392634 date=1319239803]And who says I'm not on iOS 5? and what is your definition of 'get you free'?[/quote]this discourse is tedious. i can't continue with it.
i am sure by tomorrow, you would tell us you have ios8.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:33am On Oct 22, 2011
dayokanu:
Man Utd qualified Inter didnt.

Huge difference.
well - inter met a better side and they lost, big deal.
we all know what happened when barcelona met bayern munich in the early stages of the k.o some few seasons ago. . . .you lost woefully.
was it because bayern were weak or was it because they were unlucky with the draw?
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 12:31am On Oct 22, 2011
toba:
of course hes doing extraordinary work.

This girl called me couple of days go to ask for favour. cos i did it for her from yr one all seminar works, term papers etc. she came for help on her final year project. l declined big time
shaking my head!
she came to ask for your favour to make you feel important. grin cheesy grin
it's a ploy women sometimes use to help with your broken heart. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:28am On Oct 22, 2011
dayokanu:
How many games did man Utd lose in their group, How many did Inter lose?

In that season CL Inter won 2 games out of 8 played probably the worst results of all teams who made it to knockout stages
it's not about the games lost, it's about the points won.

in mathematics,
a team that draws all the games(unbeaten) will not qualify.
a team that won 3 and lost 3 might qualify.

yes, inter won 2 games out of 8 games they played that season.
man utd(champions league finalist) won just 3 games out of their first 8 games as well.

they must have been weak, isn't it? grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 12:20am On Oct 22, 2011
toba:
I'll pretend i didnt see this


coogar what do u mean by me not been man enough? i was the perfect guy she may never have again. i rem many life threatening risks i took cos of her and how i transformed her life.
trust me, the new guy is doing much more. if not, your babe wouldn't have left.
women are not daft. it's always about "comfort" for them.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 12:18am On Oct 22, 2011
[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=774977.msg9392583#msg9392583 date=1319238980]How? you don't jailbreak no wonder you don't know facetime is possible on 3G.[/quote]i don't jailbreak - i have never done so.
while every good user like us can conveniently download the iOS5, you jailbreakers are in the dark waiting for the next nansense software to get you free.

happy jailbreaking to you lots.
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 12:15am On Oct 22, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Product of Killz/Badosky Agency!cheesy cheesy cool

Ermm Coogar, you owe me some cowries!. . . . wink wink[/size]
[/color]
haha - i have not seen her brake-light yet.
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 12:12am On Oct 22, 2011
toba:
she left me for another guy
you were not man enough for her, i suppose. grin
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 12:07am On Oct 22, 2011
slimyem:
hey blanket!
hi slimyem!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:05am On Oct 22, 2011
dayokanu:
Inter played in the same group with Panathinaikos, Anarthosis Famagusta, and Bremen. In 6 games were only able to win 2. losing at home to Panathinaikos in the process

Nothing in that result shows they are strong
that same season, united won just 2 games and drew the rest in the group.
what importance are the group results - the main koko is to qualify and get into the knock out stage.

united finished with 10 points from 6 games and still got to the final.
using your logic, liverpool(14 points), sporting lisbon(12 points) roma(12 points), chelsea(11 points) athletico, bayern, lyon, porto, arsenal, juventus and real madrid were all better than man utd that season? cheesy grin

is that logical to you??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 11:54pm On Oct 21, 2011
[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=743413.msg9392483#msg9392483 date=1319237243]Happy Birthday Muki.

From twitter:
After Ramsey scored against Man U,Osam died.He scored against Marseille and Ghadaffi died.Who's Ramsey's next victim?[/quote]the dictator @ the emirates - arsene wenger! grin
he has caused much more pain to the emirates faithful than hitler did in the holocaust! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:52pm On Oct 21, 2011
dayokanu:
The 2009 Inter team was weak

In the whole CL they managed 2 victories in 8 games

Playing in a group that had Panathinaikos, Bremen and twente (I think) they were even second in the groups
weak because they lost to man utd, shey?
which english team could have stopped that inter milan side in the knock-out stage?

they were just unlucky to have met man utd that season -
there's no weak jose mourinho team. a bayern munich fan like yourself should know that. jose have dealt with your team wella.
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by coogar: 11:32pm On Oct 21, 2011
michelin89:
I love my shape. . .correct figure 8! Men generally find me attractive because I have the slimness and the thickness they want at the right places!
you don't need to utter any word. your picture speaks louder than words. cheesy
Romance › Re: Your Previous Relationship: Why Did You Break Up? by coogar: 11:22pm On Oct 21, 2011
squino:
mine was crazy, she lied a lot.
lied about what?
can you be more concise?
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by coogar: 11:15pm On Oct 21, 2011
freepeople:
he's average!
be a gentleman!
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Date Other Races And Why Can't Black Women Do The Same? by coogar: 11:13pm On Oct 21, 2011
stillwater:
Puerile outburst!!!
You can ask other men who they prefer. They prefer their own women. Black men would do anyone. An Arab would most likely prefer his woman, same as an Indian, Caucasian, etc. I can see it's hard for you to admit it. I understand. I would be if I am deemed as the most tasteless of my class. grin
they prefer their own women cos their own women are better. can you not see the point? why would brad pitt come to nigeria to marry ini edo?
think about it! but seal can go out there and find himself a delicious white woman, same as djimon hounsou. grin cheesy


A research that was debunked by people who can distinguish science from mere soliloquy that managed to be put into writing. grin You'd better be conversant with what's current. Life lesson 101. You scram. . .you are obviously not on my level. grin
you need deliverance!
a well-learned professor put himself the rigours of extensive research and came out with something we black men can relate with and you got him out of job for it. if his findings went the other way, i doubt the white folks would raise any eyebrow. another evidence that black people are full of drama. grin


stillwater:
Talking about nappy hair, as if the hair growing on his anvil shaped head are flowing blond locks. Buhaha. Onyeara. Roflmao.
See what colonization has reduced the black man to.  grin He insults his mother in the process [/b]buhahaha. grin grin grin Nwa mkpi.
ahhhh, the irony!

stillwater:
Other races would likely stick to their kind, [b]but black men appear to do anyone, no taste in particular.
Not black women's fault.
Now for a black man to quote what a dude has assumed based on some cheesy research is quite foolish. Understand the dynamics of research before quoting.
Doesn't make you come across as smart.
who were you insulting in the emboldened words? your uncle? grin
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by coogar: 10:54pm On Oct 21, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=786371.msg9392262#msg9392262 date=1319233994]Candyness is not bad, but her vanity is a bit too much. Tone it down a bit  ma'am smiley[/quote]she's average! grin
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 10:51pm On Oct 21, 2011
tumababa:
lol. my jailbreak is far too precious to me than the imessage.
wrong move!
apple has cornered all you jail-breakers. . . . .
Romance › Re: Do Guys Actually Like Slim Girls? by coogar: 10:43pm On Oct 21, 2011
Candyness:
Cundi, cuddle or wotever your name is you fat belly dancer. B!tch you know am hot, I know am hot, you know I know am hot and B!tch guess what, I could take your man anyday although he probably be ugly. B!tch  my advise to you ugly gorrilla, instead of hatin of slim hot chicks like me, I suggest you go find ways to loose weight. B!tch you can always start my joggin from Lagos to NewYork. Cuddlemi is what you call yourself. If I had my way, I would help you with a dirty slap. Am hot, you dont like  it, stuff ya. Holla!
abomination!!

you are hot? i mean - did you really utter those words?
you are hot? with that housegirl face of yours?? grin grin grin
you won't understand the meaning of being hot if plastered on your face like a facial scrub!!!

the standard in nigeria must have hit the lowest in the past few years.
fuckin hell, what is going on down there these days? nigerian males in nigeria - shame on you all for lying to this babe she's hot.
what the feck - did your balls fall off?

hot babes don't blow their trumpets here and there.
they lie low!
go home, put your head in a freezer and lie down afterwards.
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Date Other Races And Why Can't Black Women Do The Same? by coogar: 10:38pm On Oct 21, 2011
stillwater:
Other races would likely stick to their kind, but black men appear to do anyone, no taste in particular. Not black women's fault.
unrepentant racist!
other races sticking to their kind my arse. so are the black men forcing the women they are marrying into marriage? if other races are sticking to their kind, then the women of the other races won't be with the black men, would they?

Now for a black man to quote what a dude has assumed based on some cheesy research is quite foolish. Understand the dynamics of research before quoting. Doesn't make you come across as smart.
he did not assume, the research was thorough and he came out with his findings which you black women disapprove because it pierced your [i]malu [/i]egos. it's a no brainer - black women are on the lower rung of the ladder. we black men just dey manage to date you folks with your nappy head with horrible knots and disgusting body odours. sheeesh!

now scram!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 10:34pm On Oct 21, 2011
debosky:
The evidence of your worsening delusions and increasing hallucinations is building. grin grin
you disgusting sack of shyte!
we shall meet again soon - evra has a gift for the fans at the emirates!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 10:25pm On Oct 21, 2011
debosky:
Nah - your delusions are getting stronger. . . .you need to visit Dr Kit to renew your non-hallucinogenics prescription. grin
you want to deny you had sex change few months ago?
come on, gaynner - we heard about it on wikileak.

debosky - deborah
dipo - dupe
slimshay - shayo
ritchboy - bitchboy
ibime - ibidun grin

the list is piling up!
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Date Other Races And Why Can't Black Women Do The Same? by coogar: 10:22pm On Oct 21, 2011
stillwater:
^^^That's a foolish assumption.
foolish assumption?
who assumed and what's foolish? oh - because you are a black woman?? grin cheesy
when was the last time a caucasian male walked up to you to check you out?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread (the Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn) by coogar: 10:10pm On Oct 21, 2011
debosky:
^^ Own goals? Amen grin
when have you ever seen delap attacking his own goal with his javelin-throws?
you are a pipe-dreamer, deborah!

still feeling pains of your sex change? cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Black Men Date Other Races And Why Can't Black Women Do The Same? by coogar: 10:07pm On Oct 21, 2011
[quote author=obo_man link=topic=786945.msg9391668#msg9391668 date=1319226616]I have been in UK for quite a few years and any time I see interracial kids of black ancestry, it's their dads that are usually black. When you look at Black football players and celebrities, their wives and girlfriends are usually white.
I have seen white men dating black women, but it's a rare occurrence. I have hardly seen a successful white man ( be it in Hollywood, sport or politics) that is engaged to a black woman. What could be the reasons?
I personally feel one reason could be because it is only a black man that can effectively handle a black woman or maybe white men find black women unattractive compared to their white women.

I'm just puzzled and I want comments and contribution. I have no qualms seeing black women date other races, in fact I'm happy seeing it. I only get jealous when she is super hot ( imagine the sight of Beyonce dating a white man), That is when I get jealous and angry, but still, it's cool by me.[/quote]it's a no brainer -
black men are more desirable and there is a huge demand for them by the women of the other races.
same cannot be said about black women. a certain oriental professor did some spastic research few months ago but he lost his job when he concluded black women are less attractive than their counterparts!

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