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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 2:09pm On Oct 27, 2011
chamotex:
Then he should stay with the reserves team and help them win the league there.
If Diouf cannot cut it at this stage in his career in the reserves . . . then he should be sold to Aldershot to further his football education.
Quincy Owusu-Abeyie, Arturo Lupoli, Sylvan Ebanks-Blake, Jeremie Alliadiere all did very well in the reserves too.
technically, mame biram diouf is better than welbeck!

i don't think you watch diouf often. i remember when welbeck used to play on the flanks.
he looked shyte but i have been told that fergie does that as in-house training for his players. every united player must learn to play in at least 2 different positions. . . . . . .we might see de gea pairing with evra in the attack one day soon.

meanwhile, carling cup will be huge this season.
all the big teams are still in it. i am silently praying we get man city in the semis.
i cannot wait till fuckin may to play those w@nkers - that particular game might be a dead rubber cos it's matchday 36. i want to meet city now and beat them skybluish-blackish.
Romance › Re: His Spoken English Is Giving Her Serious Problems by coogar: 2:02pm On Oct 27, 2011
slimyem:
is she your sister?u sound like you know her,
i don't know her neither is she my sister but i understand exactly how these stories play out.
Celebrities › Re: Interested In Moderating This Section? by coogar: 2:00pm On Oct 27, 2011
mukina2:
Hello There,

Are you interested in Moderating this section?

You must be an active member of this section of the forum.
Passion for this section as in Do you post here?
Spending enough time online every day to keep the section clean.
Knows, respects and Enforces The Rules of Nairaland.
ready to work with the other co-mods.
Someone who is consistent and if for any reason(s) they will not be available will let us know or makes necessary arrangements to keep the board going.

If you are interested please say so on this thread.

Thanks
Mukina
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Business › Re: Firm Demands N200m From OAU For 1982 Building Contract by coogar: 1:57pm On Oct 27, 2011
i have been to ife several times even though i wasn't their student.

the uni is the best in nigeria in terms of architectural beauty and academic excellence.
i have about 4 cousins that went there and i always visited on the regular.

i had several flings there as well.
new buka - spices, flavours, there's another chicken joint near to the car park and b2(a la carte) in the afternoon.

admin basement/law basement is where the poaching commences during the day.
mozambique/moremi hall is where the pick up is. . . . .it was too easy back then. wonder what it is right now.
Romance › Re: Revenge From An Ex by coogar: 1:20pm On Oct 27, 2011
kokoye:
On the radio this morning, a woman who just went thru a bitter divorce sent n[i]ud[/i]e photos of her ex-husband not only to the wife, but also to the neighbours and all over his workplace.

Another lady said she literarily ran down her ex and his new babe over with her car and they almost died.

The funny thing is these two ladies have no regrets about it and would do it all over again.

I'm sure this is not one-sided: some men too do this.

Just crazy to me.

So . .would you, or have you gone taken revenge on an ex . . . an why?
only losers take revenge on an ex.
people meet to part every time. . . . .deal with it and move on!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:20pm On Oct 27, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9428620#msg9428620 date=1319714042]I think you're looking at it the wrong way round. It is racism if you insult someone based on their race which is what Terry is alleged to have done.
He is alleged to have described Anton as a "f**king Black c**t". which is wholly unacceptable. If they can prove it then the book should be thrown at his. Alas, we all know the spineless FA will find a way to sweep this under the rug.[/quote]will deborah lose his marbles if i refer to him as a fuckin black c[i]u[/i]nt?
knowing debo - he will laugh out loud in my face cos he knows he's a c[i]u[/i]nt of the highest order.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:55am On Oct 27, 2011
debosky:
Terry has committed virtually every crime in the book - from selling tours of SB to folks paying him under the table to sleeping-with a teammates gal. He being racist isn't something I'd find surprising, neither will the lack of punishment be a surprise seeing how he's gotten away with murder in the past.
i will eat my hat if anything comes out of the case.
nor be english f.a.? they will not say nada. they will probably pull anton ferdinand aside and pay some dough into his lloyds account.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:47am On Oct 27, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9428428#msg9428428 date=1319712191]To be fair, it is pretty difficult to prove as its basically one word against another unless they can find a witness atleast from the QPR players.[/quote]the ferdinands should forget the ish jare and let's concentrate on football.

using the n-word or not, i really don't know why it's such a big issue.
black people refer to each other as nigga. but the moment a white guy says it, it's offensive!
isn't that hypocrisy on it's own? why am i allowed to call rio a nigger and rooney is not allowed to?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:39am On Oct 27, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9428371#msg9428371 date=1319711812]I dont really want to get into the Terry thing as the so called video evidence seems inconclusive.

The FA have launched an investigation into it and i expect if they find him guilty they will throw the book at him.

At the moment, they havent found him guilty because there was no clear evidence the cameras and mics didnt actually pick up what he said. I wont compare it to Rooney's case at all because Rooney's one was clear cut.[/quote]england captain? they won't find anything!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:34am On Oct 27, 2011
hannie:
Gbenga . . .u wan make I slap u from where I dey?
--this hannie na were o.

in fact, I would call Ando to stop paying your school fees, the weed is doing your head in . . .ode oshi tongue
are you jealous about ando's wages paying for my wild lifestyle?
you can try diaby too now. grin

u and Fergie . . .e gbadun rara! all of a sudden u are wanking over Cleverly, Morrison and fcukever names u just love to bandy . . .shameless u! u even dey talk say that ''brawns only'' player Diouf is Manure quality . . .am I surprised? YOU THINK WITH your ANUS!!! grin
all of a sudden?
i have been harping over this boy for the past 4 years - same as morrison.
mr hannie, you think with your scrotum.

u quick come back from Ipswich this time . . .praise GOD!!! cheesy
where the heck is ipswich?


StarBoard:
I thought it wasPuskas.
so you were lying as per who you were.
don't pay attention to dr. kit
few weeks ago - one of his patients bit him right on his neck. since then, the doctor has been exhibiting some characteristics of a mentally-eroded peasant. he sleeps during the day and he's hyperactive in the night.
Romance › Re: His Spoken English Is Giving Her Serious Problems by coogar: 12:36am On Oct 27, 2011
NaJa HaJe:
After 3yrs u suddenly realise his English is bad? Abeg commit dia! 3 whole years!!! Time waster! tongue
she had hoped his spoken english would improve within 3 years but she miscalculated. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:31am On Oct 27, 2011
hannie:
Morrison, Cleverley . .who else?
u no dey tire to dey goof huh grin
it seems you are high on snuff.

Fergie closed shop on Sneijder because of Morrison . . .na St.Morris Cigarette u dey smoke ni? undecided
concentrate! morrison is one of the reasons fergie closed shop on sneijder.
you have taken so much snuff you have dislocated your retina. grin
Romance › Re: Moving On from a broken relationship - opinions needed by coogar: 12:28am On Oct 27, 2011
iwemfoo:
what are the best ways to move on from a failed attempt at a relationship? How do you get what has happened out of your mind?

does anyone have any tried and tested methods?

all advice is appreciated. I don't hate the guy and would like to be his friend at some point,  but I wanna be over it first so I can do that without harboring feelings towards him  embarassed
get drunk
use drugs
have loads of s[i]e[/i]x.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 8:42pm On Oct 26, 2011
debosky:
SMH. . . . just because it can answer some stup!d questions. . . .my left nut can do better than that! grin
your left nut answers questions?
that is one talkative of a nut then. . . .how do you manage?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 8:22pm On Oct 26, 2011
vic4vi:
Make una d hia d talk nonsense.
Una don mourn una 6-1 apkako finish?
get the fuc[i]k[/i] out of here, you homoerotic centipede.
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chamotex:
Forget about position and lack of goals.
His overall game is poor . . . first touch is abysmal, technically he is shiite . . . only thing going for him is pace. His style fits Blackburn pretty well.
diouf is a very good striker. his problem is the lack of games.
he does very well in the reserves.

I've washed my hands off him. Lets give Macheda Diouf's chances to further aid his development.
That boy has regressed and I feel very sorry for him.
macheda injured his elbow or so.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 5:34pm On Oct 26, 2011
chamotex:
Enjoyed Morrison's lil cameo last night.
That boy look so confident on the ball with the way he was floating everywhere . . . and I love players that are not scared to take on defenders.
This kid could be something special.
morrison is the best young player in britain. that has been stamped for the last 2-3 seasons now.

he demands the ball. his skill set is silky. he never hides.
he was the best player on the pitch in the last 20 mins. maybe he's one of the reasons fergie closed shop on sneijder.

P.S - Lets be honest with ourselves though . . . Diouf is not really United quaity grin grin grin Football is not gra gra abeg
His chances should be given to Macheda.
you realize he played as a left winger last night?
that's the equivalent of putting berbatov/van nistelrooy on the wing.

berbatov absolutely murdered em last night.
the bulgarian is a waste @ man utd. a player of such quality should be starting every game. he's a waste in the english league with their kick and run methods.
Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by coogar: 5:18pm On Oct 26, 2011
Orikinla:
[size=18pt]Cheating girlfriends have smelling vaginas.

Having multiple sex partners can cause womanly infection resulting in womanly odor.[/size]
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Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by coogar: 5:10pm On Oct 26, 2011
totorimi:
Well my only message here is NEVER YOU EVER TRUST A WOMAN no matter who she may be. Do what you can and live your life dont poke nose into her life if you dont wanna die of heart attack. See, hear, but turn the other way for your dear life. Many have gone for been too nosy with girls. Give love as if you are a fool but please dont pry into their lifes' 'cos you will see plenty especially if you have attached so much confidence in the babe. Speaking from experience though.
don't poke-nose into her life so she can bring me a ba[i]s[/i]tard to raise as my child?
oh please. . . .every man has the right to check on his partner(not the frequent annoying checks but a rare random shakedown)

if she doesn't have anything to hide, there shouldn't be a problem.
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 5:04pm On Oct 26, 2011
musKeeto:
Very funny,
http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/

I'd still bet people will get bored of Siri before the end of the year.
apple will patch regular updates and siri will just get more in his tank to handle weird questions.
before you know it, siri will be a religion.
Romance › Re: How Close Can Ur Girlfriend Be 2 A Male Friend Of Hers B4 U Start Suspecting Them by coogar: 5:00pm On Oct 26, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]@ Coogar! Na true! But under the circumstances, wetin i for talk again na? The guy was waiting for some one to spell out  S H  E       I  S       C  H  E  A  T  I  N  G! . . .
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the day i have 0.00005% suspicion my woman could be cheating is the day the love dies.
before the suspicion gets to 1%, i would have found an alternative. the breakup is just a matter of when.
Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You by coogar: 4:47pm On Oct 26, 2011
[quote author=B.Rosewood link=topic=789320.msg9423558#msg9423558 date=1319643961]Well well well. What I'm about to say applies to reasonable men alone. My rule is this: if you suspect that she's cheating, then she is most definitely cheating. You don't need evidence; your intuition is more than enough.

They all have different styles to go about cheating but there is always one constant amongst all women all over the world: they exhibit the same pattern (symptoms). Eg: phone hiding, hiding their wall on facebook, sheepishly laughing when asked to clarify a suspicion, etc.

A man true to himself should always know when a woman that he is involved with lies to him. You don't have to challenge every lie but you should know when she's lying. And also, he should always know even before she cheats even in you are in different countries.

As for what she 'defence' (what she said about the other guy having a different type of love for her), she's a lying NaughtyWoman. Excuse my language but it is the truth. She's two-timing you. All what she said is bullshit. I bet she was laughing in a funny way while she was saying it. And truly you don't have to ask anyway. You already read the text yourself. What further proof do you want? I say again, your intuition/instinct is all you truly need.

Also get this: no single girl sees any one man exclusively. She has atleast one other man somewhere that you may or may not know about. Of course they all claim otherwise, but it is A LIE. And I can't blame some of them because some guys are twerps.

Dump her before she dumps you.

Peace.[/quote]we both think alike!
Romance › Re: How Close Can Ur Girlfriend Be 2 A Male Friend Of Hers B4 U Start Suspecting Them by coogar: 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]My brother. Na this kain mumutology dem dey call "All Wheel Drive" Mumutology<<< Mugutology in HD(High Definition). Anyway sha, to Mumu no be crime. . .[/size][/color]
it will be a crime when i become the president of nigeria.
any nigerian mumu shall be slammed in jail. mandatory 15 years behind bars with hard labour.

he found them lying in bed all clothed up.
did it even occur to the op they just finished sh[i]a[/i]gging and they were recounting how good it felt?
Nairaland General › Re: Gadaffi B4 2005 Vs Nigeria Rulers. by coogar: 4:37pm On Oct 26, 2011
Builder:
Though i have never been to libya before, but i have friends not i, 2 ,3 4 or 5,  i have more than 10 friends that confirm what the poster said,  libya was a nanny state it gave its citizens good lifee, liberty, justice and equallity. the reason the imperialist got rid of gadaffi is simple. OIL and his relentless pan-africanism

In 1992, 45 African nations formed RASCOM (Regional African Satellite Communication Organisation) aimed at bringing down the cost of communications in the continent. Africa was paying some US$ 500 million a year as satellite fees to French and other European companies, and the call charges in the continent were the highest in the world. RASCOM had a plan to launch its own African satellite. The project would cost US$ 400 million. For 14 years, they went behind the World Bank, the International Monetary Fund and other donors. These imperialist-run institutions made borrowing difficult by placing tough conditions, unperturbed, the comrade offered US$ 300 million of his country's money. My Question to Anti-Gadaffi people on this thread is . Do you think if the only thing libya produces is lectuse and brocholi, do you think the NATO will invade libya? without going into much detail, try and google the gold dinar and african oil or perhap read this linked article "http://www.goldstockbull.com/articles/libya-invasion-gaddafi-plan-gold-dinar"

Gadaffi throughout his leadership have been against occupation of any sorts,  yes, he did supported the mandela campaign for freedom against the europeans, he was there for the IRA same as the USA, he was there for the black sudanese ,  he was also there for other oppressed people in the world.

Though its been documented that the great man was ousted because his people no longer needed him there, just 1% of his people dont want him againt the 99% that want him,unfortunately the NATO and the impreialist saw that ,  together with their media propaganda the end was near for the great man. As at oct 22, the obama administration rating is just a mere 42%, that means 50% of the american people dont wwant him, moreso, David Cameron's personal rating is now in negative territory While 42% say he is doing a good job, 47% say bad. with this statistics, does that means NATO should now invade and kill this head of states?

Gadaffi is no saint, during his reign,  some people did died,  directly or indirectly mostly radical islamic fundamentalist and he was supported by the west in taking care of this radical islamist. Nobody have killed thier citizens more than Geroge Bush and tony blair for sending the american and british innocent souls to an illegal war but you never read about this evil tyrants. Gsdaffi was called a dictator, tyrant, mad dog etc,  yet, the likes of Prince charles, tony blair, gorden brown, nicolas sackozy, belusconi, obama , hillary clinton and other western diplomats shook his hand, dined and wined with him within the last 3 years of his life,  what has change within now and then?

we have seen the asssinations of progressive african leaders from patrice lumumba to savimbi to mugabe and now gadaffi. isnt it time africans open their eyes and see the evil the white imperialist are and their determination to invade, enslave the people of africa,  the modis operandi is always the same, character assasinate them b4 u let his people finish the job.

Libyans seek democracy, i give them 42 months , lets wait and see.
brilliant post, sir.
Romance › Re: How Close Can Ur Girlfriend Be 2 A Male Friend Of Hers B4 U Start Suspecting Them by coogar: 4:28pm On Oct 26, 2011
sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]You want make pesin tell you say dem dey ride your intelligence like horse, before you know say something dey par, abi? SMH!. . . [/size][/color]
some geezers are funny sha. you caught your babe in bed with another guy and you couldn't pull her up and dish a dozen hot slaps to her right there and then. nonsense!

woe betides a chic that tries that with me.
i will do her haphazardly like a dentist fixing her appendix.
Romance › Re: How Close Can Ur Girlfriend Be 2 A Male Friend Of Hers B4 U Start Suspecting Them by coogar: 4:20pm On Oct 26, 2011
lecorn:
I have a girlfriend i ve been datin for a while now, jus of recent she found a guy of the same tribe and they were friends in no time, bt d level of friendship is gettin 2 an extent at which my gf dat do come 2 my plce almost evryday a week nw comes like 2x in a week, anytime i go 2 her place, d guy is alwys on bed with her, i mean lie togeda on bed more dan 3x now all in d name of talkin, even wit light off cos its disturbs as she said, bt stil claims 2 b like a broda 2 her,  So pls Nl, how long can u also bear dat, cos i ve stop seein her n she neva comes 2 c me again, she prefer stayin wit d guy nw cos i c her frequently. I hope i made d right decision,  Thx
my advice: forget the chic - she's sheisty.
find a friend of hers/her best friend or any of her dateable female relative and nail her.
Romance › Re: Why Must Ladies Keep Something From Their Husbands Before Marriage? by coogar: 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2011
Orikinla:
Women are full of secrets and no man can know everything about his woman.

To be honest, I sleep with them with C for caution sign beeping in my head.
deary me, there i was thinking you are a virgin!
Family › Re: I Am Very Unhappy In My Marriage by coogar: 3:47pm On Oct 26, 2011
buzugee:
Bros long time no see. Welcome back. Nah all am saying is that he should learn to love the one he is with as he cant get the one he loves (WITHOUT DAMAGING HIS CHILDS HEART AND FUTURE AS KIDS FROM DIVORCE PARENTS ALWAYS STRAY INTO THE WRONG PATH)
this is marriage for goodness sake.
i wouldn't want to be with a woman i don't really love for the rest of my life - the thought alone is scary.

mr buzugee, where have you been?
perhaps, a short vacation to bahamas or where?
Family › Re: I Am Very Unhappy In My Marriage by coogar: 3:39pm On Oct 26, 2011
buzugee:
a wise man once said ' IF YOU CANT GET THE ONE YOU LOVE, LOVE THE ONE YOU ARE WITH'. I believe his name was luther vandross cheesy
you gotta be kidding!

anyways,as the op can still get the chic he loves. . . .are you saying he should dump his fat wife and go after the old flame?
Phones › Re: Apple Launches The New Iphone 4s by coogar: 3:37pm On Oct 26, 2011
tboy1:
Whip your phone out once you get there and i'm sure SIRI might be able to negotiate a good price with the stripper
brilliant idea!
Family › Re: I Am Very Unhappy In My Marriage by coogar: 3:35pm On Oct 26, 2011
mummy3:
Why is it that majority of men complain about fat fat fat fat fat
So what do you people want the fat ladies to do? Go commit suicide?
What about if the fat lady is your own sister, would you tell a man not to marry her cos she’s fat?
Please you guys should spare me this fat stuff
Though am not fat o (moderate) cool, but I pity the fat ladies because of how people classify them.
i am 100% sure you are fat!

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