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slimyem:
what kinda dance/display is this?swaggerlanta?and why are you doing it in a market place?

slimyem, relax yourself!
i am exactly what you need. . . . . . .read between the lines.

freecocoa:
Don't worry princess,your fine boy maga is waiting downstairs in his range sport.

freecocoa, let her know it's the new range rover evoque

Idowuogbo:
Mawninnnn galssssss

All appointment wiv Mr cougar is cancelled gals ,apparently na Lady boy from Malaysia

Mr/Miss cougar come for refund o , we dont offer services for your kain specimen oo 

i think sexkillz should fire you straight-away
you are bad for his business. i am one of his richest clients. if i withdraw my membership, his company will go belly up.
apologize now before you make sexkillz bankrupt!

StarBoard:
No it is not a prediction.
You expect a certain scoreline,but you don't want it to be termed a prediction.
Pray,tell us,what the difference is,since you're smarter than the rest of us all.

yes, i expected united to beat otelul!
with all things being equal, they were there for the taking.
scoring the first goal was always going to be hard but once we got that, they were forced to come out and play - which suited united perfectly!
without vidic's sending off, it would have been a rout for the romanian side.

Stop making these rubbish excuses jor.
Evra was Way out of place to begin with.Those your watery argument/excuses don't count for anything.
What's the major complaint against Evra from most United fans?

evra had to make a decision. track messi and hope xavi threads the ball to messi or stay put with pedro.
the truth is united's defence found themselves in a tight situation and a goal was bound to happen whatever decision patrice might have taken.
we are talking about the best team in the world - if they didn't score from that incident, they would have scored from another.

Funny you could call Roma an elite team in Europe.
But I'll overlook that.

what were they doing in the quarter-finals in elite europe if the team is not elite.
they had beaten united 2-1 in the first leg - i hope you remember that.

It so happens that the earliest of these teams we faced was 2009.That said,that Inter team is markedly different fromthe one that won it all in 2010.So I wouldn't agree with you,never mind Joe Mourinho was boss.

says who?
the inter team we beat had zlatan, cambiasso, zanetti, ceasar, etc in their books.
they were very good - they were the italian champions, weren't they?

Carrick didn't boss Barcelona in 2008.It boiled down to tactics that we were able to keep them scoreless.Otherwise Barca had the lions share of possession over the two legs.

go and watch that first leg again at nou camp!

And the team that beat otelul scraped a victory via two penalties.And we should celebrate.Priceless.

scraped a victory? scraped?
otelul were beaten hands down. what's there to scrape.
10-man united side beat otelul by a 2-goal margin and you call it scraping the barrel?

Speak for yourself as well.
Yeah,Hernandez would have scored when the ball never got to him.
Like Torres would have scored after beating DDG at OT.
Keep on assuming for all of us.You talk like you see into the future.Are you Nostradamus?

hernandez is more clinical than torres. in that situation, my money is on hernandez scoring.
he would have been put through one on one with the goalie. 2 world class goalkeepers wouldn't have stopped him.
if you don't believe me - ask petr cech!

Yeah,it took 70 minutes to open up a team who were cared of us from the get-go.That's how good we were on the night.
Why weren't United in their "pomp" as you put it?
Now we're explaining away a depressing outing with a sending off (something that has good chance of happening when you're on the road) as if we were ever really convincing at any point before then.

we were too convincing. one of the best away games i have seen us play in europe.
carrick had 94% pass completion rate. his passes kept finding united's forwards. valencia was shyte though and nani on the left wasn't the same as the nani on the right. we could have done better but i am still satisfied with the performance.

By the way,you ain't no soccer guru.Hiding behind anonimity in a public forum on the web doesn't bestow you that title,no matter how smart you (may think you) are.

this isn't worth debating over.
i let my class speak for itself.

even a donkey like deborah knows how gurutic i am.

Hear ye,hear ye.
When a wide margin doesn't surface,technicalities and grammar take over.
Then we'll hear he never made any precise prediction.

with all things being equal. . . . it will be a wide margin.

all things being equal(the preferred team selection, the preferred personnel in each position, a sunny day, constant atmospheric pressure, fergie wearing grey suit and ibime going for his s[i]e[/i]x-change to become ibidun before sunday).
if all these conditions are satisfied, united 3-0 citeh!

seedord247:
I don't understand you!. . . You mean you are a tyranny??

what's a tyranny?

I'v been looking for way to meet people like you . . . how do you feel having 2 opposite sex?

you are confused!
someone get seedord his steroids, he's cracking up.
tranny and tyranny are not the same thing. read a book!

seedord247:
It not Offensive Broo . .  I'm trying to let you know how you look on your Profile.

Hope say banana never finish for bush

oh, my pet monkey??
don't worry about him. he gets fed very well from west african banana.

surprise surprise, his name is seedorf.
almost identical with yours.

gohome:
Yoruba movie actor, Babatunde Omidina, aka Baba Suwe, is planning to file a N1 billion suit against NDLEA over his recent arrest & detention

i second that.

the humiliation was horrible.
if ndlea are going to pull a celebrity of baba suwe's status - they'd better be sure he's really guilty cos his face has been splashed all over the media that he was a drug mule. nobody will remember he wasn't guilty after all.

he should sue ndlea. the association of yoruba artistes should back him up.
1 billion is not enough. he should be suing them for an amount that would cripple ndlea.
useless rogues.

seedord247:
are you I j i m e re?

i dunno what that means - so back to the sender if it's offensive.

2buff:
admit wetin? The day police sees you proposing to babe is the day boyz go dey propose for your yansh in prison  

she is over 18. she's an adult and she's not deaf and dumb.
she's got the perfect frame. obviously she's still growing and she must reach that height before she starts filling her frame up!

dayokanu:
^^I remember Williams the Brazilian I think he scored a free kick against us in Chile 87.

nigga was dangerous. they kicked nigeria 4-0 on the night.

Its hard for me to pick my fave in Saudi 89. cos Chris Nwosu goal vs Czech had me cumming for weeks.

good goal, messi-esque. without that goal, we would have been kicked out.
won 2-1 against saudi, lost 0-1 to portugal. czech was supposed to be easy but they scored first and the nwosu magic equalizer saved the day

That Pinto in Saudi 89 final, was it Joao Pinto or Sa Pinto. In Saudi 89 who remebers Bismark Farias from Brazil?

bismark farias, i remember the dude. they hammered mali 5-0 or so and he got a brace.
he wears number 7 shirt.

Esin was shot by robbers some weeks to the tournament cruising his 505, IBB deployed the medical Arsenal to make him fit.

don't mind the party boy.

Kcjazz, I saw Kasey kellers last game last weekend. Walahi I still think he is better than most keepers right now. he made an incredible triple save in the second half.

In canada 87, I wont say Osondu was the best player for me, I was more enthralled by the wing plays of Dimeji and Emodofu. That Capellini or was it Capelilli cos We nicknamed one deadly striker in my school that name.

it's capellini(11 shirt for italy). the guy almost broke lemmy isa's spine.
he's either overaged or too talented at that level.

USSR or CCCP like on their red jersey, Do you remember Oleg Salenko being part of the team? and also in Saudi 89.

salenko - goal machine.
the guy ran riot in the first half against nigeria.

Maroc 88. I remember Humphrey Edobor. I think He played the game vs Angola where okwaraji died. But my fave laft winger was Friday "Elastic" ELAHORRR I always believed he would bring some magic.

elahor was fire. that guy is better than ryan giggs!
he doesn't stop dribbling until he gets to the corner flag.

I didnt watch China 85 I just remember NTA using some highlights from the game as adverts. Remember Fatai Atere

i saw the final - can't remember anything vividly but i get some flashes.
all i knew was nigeria won and everyone kept talking about a weird german striker that was fearsome.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=782445.msg9377880#msg9377880 date=1319066409]LMAO-- Chei.

You guys are having fun right? [/quote]don't let them wind you up. . . . .

they like what they see but they don't have the balls to admit it.

dayokanu:
Saudi 89, My favourite players were Mike Onyemachara(A name we adopted for fumbling players), Chris Ohenhen, Sam Elijah, Nduka Ugbade, Chris Nwosu, Mutiu. Osondu messed up in that tournament didnt live up to expectations

my favourite player was mutiu adepoju. favourite opponent was joao pinto.

Canada 87: Taiwo Enegwa, Dimeji Mohammed, Emodofu . Our wing play in that tournament was probably the best ever with Dimeji and Emodofu.

osondu was the mvp of the tournament - short, stocky and deadly
favourite opponent was cappellini(who i think was the best player in that tournament), moussa traore and russia's yuri nikiforov

Maroc 88. You remember Ndubusi Okosieme , Who ran 40 yards in the finals and still side netted the ball or Henry Nwosu perfect header which was disallowed, Sunday Eboigbe, I think Folorunsho Okenla or Oladunni Oyekale was there too.

nigeria vs algeria was the highlight. rabbah madjer and lakhdar belloumi.
cameroon with emmanuel kunde and roger milla. my favourite nigerian player then was humphrey edobor - a lethal left winger.

Chile 87 the ones I remembered were Adeolu Adekola, Etim Esin, John Ene Okon and Willy Okapara who was always picking tha ball out of the net

nosa osadolor(freekick specialist)
favourite opponent - alcindo, william oliveira(brazil), we couldn't even beat canada in that tournament, we drew 2-2.
naija don useless tay-tay.

but but. . . . . . .the best player i have seen in any age-grade tournament ever was marcel witeczek(german striker) - china 85
how he didn't make it in the seniors still puzzles me. he was a beast and better than everyone else in that kodak world cup.
dude was scoring goals for fun.

slimyem:
ugh??WTF!where is idowuogbo and freecocoa?
You no tell me say na lyk ds customer be nah,haba!*rushes off to puke*

just kidding. . . . . .wanted to test your patience.
this is me:

https://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1428745e6cc5d8e3c3.gif

cheiiii, see nostalgia. . . .

saudi 89 - osondu, ohenhen, jimoh balogun, dimeji mohammed lawal
canada 87 - tony emedofu, chris nwosu, peter ogaba, lemmy isa, etc
maroc 88, bright omokaro, henry nwosu, rasheed yekini, etc

abeggi, dayo na apprentice for oldies footie jor.

slimyem:
o fe ma show ara e abi?o mo pe mi o nice rara.
Wetin i tell you say i dey sell wey you dey carry customer give me??
Wey d customer sef make i size am whether he reach to dey carry my handbag,

here i am:

[img]http:///gallery/d/74874-4/Fattydance.gif[/img]

dayokanu:
I can describe the whole Canada 87 and Chile 87 for you if you like. Never mind Seoul 88, Maroc 88, 1989 wey we don dey watch Damman miracle

dayo, na lie
not even you can be this old enough to remember canada 87 and chile 87. . . .

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Gimme their names in symmetrical order, lemme get to work, and bill ya accordingly! [/size][/color]

any cute sexy diva would do.
you know them, choose for me. . . . .

milehigh06:
no mind them,4 goals in 3 games all under 200mins
their uncle fatkubu no know where box dey not to talk of net

some fans are just twankish!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Welcome!
If you ever feel bored and need someone to talk to, i'm available! I know a lot of people are lonely on here. Why not make friends here? My Yahoo id is on mi profile! Feel free to drop a mail, or drop your mail address here, and i'll contact you!


Not restricted to gender! [/size][/color]

if you can connect me to 4 nubian queens, i will be glad.
hell - i will pay your fees.

MeGaStReEt:
He should score more goals, thats all we ask for

if you can count, how many goals has torres scored in his last 3 games now?

nateevs:
Oh Please! Stop will you! Next you will be saying he should score more world cup goals.
Why can't you just see this as a sign of good things to come?

nateevs, where are the torres bashers?

list them while i get me ammo from the gunnery. . . . .
i am maiming them one by one.

-------
david luiz blessing torres(that's a first)
nateevs, abeg - where's luiz's address in central london? i need his blessing - friday's rollover is £30million.

Ibime:
Hahaha. Nateevs will get back at DK tonight after we slash Genk 5-0.

Guys, just watch the combinations in midfield between Fat Frank and Meireles. You would know that Ramires should not be smelling first team. This midfield is our first choice midfield with Mikel and Romeu fighting for DM. Would go with Mikel except against teams that like to counterattack

if nateevs goes after dayokanu. . . . .i am coming for your head, son!

debosky:
Just how ish?

is 2-1 an 8-2 ish score?

i mean a wide goal-margin.
4-1, 5-2, 3-0, 4-0.

debosky:
^^ Is a landslide getting 3 points or beating them by a large margin?

8-2 ish.

megacity:
thank God I married a virgin! Mr Okafor no concern me I hope

the fear of mr okafor is the beginning of wisdom.

naijasexy:
Not exactly. To me, every guy has an equal chance of bleeping a female. It depends on who is available. If he is the only one available when my intimate urge begins to bother me, then I would give him and that is because I want to. But if he comes up to me thinking that because he had me once, and also thinks he did an awesome job that I would let him have me another time he is kidding himself.  I would slap rejection at his face.

if he did an awesome job, you would be the one begging his friends for his number.
an inner devilish thought would be pushing you subconsciously just to see him again with the hope that shyte might happen!

Also: If he is as equally available as another guy when the urge stings, chances are that I might favor the other guy over him, even if the other guy has never bleeped me.

you won't favour 2 in the bush for a bird in hand.
not even you would be that obtuse.

Bottom line is that Okafor's law does not hold for all. If it did--- I reserve my comment!!  

it does cos there's a clause . . . ."provided it was shined properly. . . ."

dayokanu:
I'm sure you are having a laugh at the nonsense you posted above.

laugh? i was weeping for your ignorance!

WOuld United even talk about a Nou Camp victory without Roy Keanes performance in Turin?

yes, i'd give him that.
one sterling performance in how many seasons in united?

Maybe if you have had Roy Keane grit in the middle you wouldnt have been overran by Barcelona both times.

where was keane's grit between 1993 -1998? what happened to his grit between 2000 -2005?
dayokanu, you often embarrass yourself on these pages.

Do you recognize that The Man Utd  EPL of 2003-2006 faced many challenges which the 2007-2011 didnt

what challenges?
the glazers didn't heap a ship of debt on man utd until 2005.
why was ruud unable to win more than a league title in his 5 yrs at man utd?

Arsenal at the peak of their powers vs Arsenal that has become a joke right now

how is this relevant to the debate. did roy keane ever play for arsenal?

A roman Abromovic neaveau riche Chelsea which took everyone by surprise vs this one?

for the umpteenth time, i ask again. . . .
how is this relevant to the discourse. roy keane did not play for chelsea.

One of Europes best managers Jose Mourinho in the league vs idiots in the 2007-2011 era like Daglish, Keegan, Mark Hughes, Mancini and a senile Wenger

crass! irrelevant! obtuse!

naijasexy:
I should be the one telling you to go the the cartoon section.

Oh. Okay. Whether he f[i]u[/i]cked my brains out or not,  it still wont make me go back to him. I would only do so if I feel the need to and not because he did a very good job the first time.

why would you feel the need to if he didn't do an excellent job the first time?

naijasexy:
lol. Keep laughing. It's the truth I told you. Why would I let another man bleep me  because he bleeped me once upon a time? What would be the rationale behind that? This law is absolute trash IMO.

not because he slept with you once upon a time but because he fu[i]c[/i]ked your brains out in the most pleasurable way you can ever dream of!
that is the crux of okafor's law.

Okafor's Law of Congodynamics

C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=784515.msg9375767#msg9375767 date=1319046515]Demystify ke? He's mystifying the "faux-law".  

"Okafor- so-called-law" is a simple concept; it shouldn't be hard to understand.

Check out what he/she typed:

   smh [/quote]https://i51.tinypic.com/2crrlfn.jpg

freecocoa:
My God will bless you brother,I couldn't agree with you more.

 Imagune the impetus the yeye Op has,saying the girl's allowance is more than the salary of most people here,Op is just a big M o ron and a miserable liar.I bet she doesn't even have a microwave sef,come here wanting to show off what you aint gat,Op taa go sleep for gutter,I feel like bluetoothing slap to you.ODE

i enjoyed that, nice one!
[img]http://shechive.files./2010/05/1272348532_original-lol.gif?w=238&h=211[/img]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=784515.msg9375700#msg9375700 date=1319046016]What are you saying/typing? [/quote]he's trying to demystify okafor's law to impress you!

dayokanu:
Can you show us the statistics which showed United were better off without Ruud and Keane?

with van nistelrooy:
man utd 2001/2 - 2005/6, 1 league title

without van nistelrooy:
man utd 2006/7 - 2010/11 4 league titles

i have ignored champions league victory and several appearances in the champions league finals.

roy keane:
how many times did roy keane play in the european final? 0
how many times has carrick played in  the european final? 3

this is exactly what you are doing for torres - your argument holds no water until torres gets back into the team.

naijasexy:
If it did, I would admit it.

[img]http://shechive.files./2010/05/1272348532_original-lol.gif?w=238&h=211[/img]

Pennywise:
The OP appears quite comfortable.

figment of her wet-dreams!

You can only fool some pple abt your social background and standing on this forum, certainly not every one.

i'm glad you know!

If the househelp leaves willingly there will be 100 others who will gladly take her place for the security and comfort her home provides. There is no reason she should feel bad bc she is doing humanity a lot of good.

i disagree with that. she's robbing peter to pay paul. no amount of material things can be greater than child-abuse. she gives her 60-carat gold rings but she's back here saying she's suegbe. what kind of village mentality is that?

There are threads on this forum where a lot of us discussed the awful thing we and siblings did as children. But this thread has taken on a special meaning bc the person in question is a house help. It seems to me that it is a very poor excuse to attack an innocent person. And bc there are so many 'malu' on NL it is easy for the herd mentality to take effect

the title of the thread is a bit depressing!

naijasexy:
Okafor's law does not apply to me in any way. It holds no water!!!

it's not like we expect any nigerian woman to admit the law applies/applied to them. . . . .