₦airaland Forum

StarBoard:
Proof.
I need proof,not just word of mouth.
Publications,DVDs,You-tube clips. . .the works. . .
You have to justify being played as top-9. . .

StarBoard:
Oga,
Scoring 400 goals on your FIFA 2012 doesn't count.

tboy1:
SIRI Male voice is so boring, First thing i did was change the language to English(US) - Female Voice

So far - Siri can play music - e.g "Play Drake " The only problem is it does not start from the 1st track of the album, instead it will default to shuffling all music by drake. Also used it to send email to my brother & Mum,weather,text messages etc

The only bugger with SIRI is that it does not have UK business location so i can't ask to find restaurants or nearest stores etc. Hopefully this will be resolved soon but i have to say i'm enjoying SIRI so much

StarBoard:
But wait o.
How did coogar become top nine?
Even you with your Gulder belly,na right back dem put you
This sounds like FErgie's line-up on Sunday.
Who is even the coach sef?

AlminaMia:
Hello there,
I'm a White woman married to a Nigerian man, we have kids together. I found out a few months ago that my husband has cheated on me with an Ibo girl in her late 40S (she's single, no kids). She stayed at mine while I was away on holidays with my kids for several weeks. She left loads of "symbolisms" cruxes like shapes in a "clear, almost invisible type of oil greasy liquid" on all my Walls, furniture, etc and also some ready made meals in my fridge. I felt I was going to die, I passed out for a moment and went through hell. I was completely devastated and heartbroken. I'm not very familiar with the Ibo culture. Can anybody tell me what those symbols mean and why were there for? My husband told her he doesn't want to hear from her anymore, yet she kept trying. I just hope her evil witchcraft doesn't cause us any harm.
Thank you very much for your time and thanks in advance.
Regards

dayokanu:
Since when? @ the bolded?

doyin13:
Na wa. . .
So we have stats for sideways and backward passes too.

Mulumbu and Scharner played better than Anderson and Cleverley. Many agree Albion shoulda got a point from that game and that was in no small part to the way these two played.

But seriously, its a shame Cleverley got injured so soon. I am of the opinion United's start was by and large the fruits of a far rigorous pre-season. They looked fitter and were mentally up for the season than everyone else. Chelsea and City have better teams and this will become evident as the season proceeds.

lefulefu:
Even though i dey drive BRT buses i still hammar money pass u wey dey siddon for desk dey do clerk job

manmustwac:
Was coming home from an event. Got on the overground train at shoreditch. And guess what? It was full of red and white gooners coming from the bolton game. See as one pre them just dey stare at me because I was wearing my tottenham cap. BLOODY GOONERS!!!

doyin13:
Goodness me. . .Are we talking football here or Baseball.

When did Stat-Nerds start watching football.

If number of passes made has become the defining quality of the better player, then Mikel is one of the greatest footballers that ever lived.

lefulefu:
one of my very close pally just break up with im babe and call off the wedding plans.i ask the bobo wetin be the reason and im tell me say the babe confess to am say her papa na native doctor.now the bobo say im babe na very good girl and strong christian like him but na the native doctor business wey her papa dey engage in na im dey fear am.i tell my friend say if the girl na good girl dem im no need to fear about marrying her but my friend no wan hear ooo.the main the main thing wey dey worry my friend be say what of if im come provoke the babe wen dem don dey married and the babe go meet her papa for strong medicine juju wey she go come use on am no be that one go come worse pass?.i come assure my pally say since the babe na strong christian she no go wan involve in any diabolical wahala and besides no weapon fashioned against god"s annionted shall ever prosper.but the bobo no wan listen to me.im say im just wan protect himself against any juju wahala.my fellow nairalanders if na una dey dis my pally shoe wetin una for do?

Bawss1:
Your siri is a man?

r231:
the guy is good

debosky:
Why must you mention King Gervais in your asinine rants about phat phool phelan? Get a life Sharon.  

Those shorts are going to be auctioned at Sothebys next week. . . .you better go get your piece of history.

He couldn't pay his school fees till Ando joined United so he was taking one course per year. Now Ando is playing again he can even afford liposuction to stop people calling him a phat phool.

dayokanu:
OP,

I can introduce you to tpia

Confirmed Team
Amos; Fabio, Jones, Vidic, Fryers; Valencia, Cleverley, Park, Diouf; Owen, Berbatov

Subs: De Gea, Vermijl, M. Keane, Pogba, W. Keane, Morrison, Cole

lindabon:
I don't blame the parents, i blame the little child, who didn't know when it was high time for him to stop suckling on his mothers b.r.e.a.s.t !
How will he agree to his parents choosing a life partner for him?!


OP, how about divorce? Instead of running away like a sissy that you've always been. why not do the legal and right thing and get a proper divorce? That way, you can still see your son, and be a father figure while seeing to it that you pay for his "child support".

You've run away from your real lover, now you want to run away from you wife and and innocent child?
You keep running running running. Just man up for once and do things like a mature man. Grow some balls and do the right thing!

femmy2010:
I feel that if a couple lives together before they get married, it shows how truly compatible they are and makes them understand more what they are getting into.
Lets here your views.

dayokanu:
Which kind of goal were you scoring on all those manchester Single mothers?

StarBoard:
Even this brainless baboon decides to use Biblical references for humor.
Apparently he wants to prophesy again,but is afraid he'll goof like the last time.

chamotex:
498 games? Coogar, how many years did you spend in uni?

montelik:
Ole is now doing good things with Molde in Norway. René Meulensteen is quality, SAF and d players have often spoken very promisingly off his contribution as skills development coach as well as his training techniques. He could soon jump above Phelan as 1st assistant.

Will put coogar and his solid football brain in d engine room like his beloved Anderson  , you can partner him. Ruudie will play upfront like his beloved Berba, tkb will partner him. Starboard to boss d central defence with his stubborness like Vidic , ably assisted by chamotex, Effiko and Cristalz as d full backs. With Mr TA and Mbulela flying down d wings. With me in goal Aldershot go hear am. 

swallu:
I am very unhappy in my marriage right now because i dont have any fond felling to the woman i am married to.She was recommended to me as a wife by my parents after they told me to breakup and do away with my ex on the ground that she"s frm a different tribe and too modern for their taste.My wife is obedient but then i dont have any felling for her.I have tried all my best to be attracted to her but the felling is just not there.Everyday i close from work i go home with an empty feeling in my stomach wondering if this is what marriage is all about.My marriage is just too dull and worse of it all my wife is steadily getting fatter and fatter by the day.Of recent my ex called on me to know how marriage life is with me and all the fond feelings i had for her flooded back to me.Right now i am thinking of running away from my wife and kid because my marriage is killing me with boredom.I wish i hadnt gotten into this marriage.I wish i never listened to my parents and got married to my ex.This is my price for being the obedient son i guess.

montelik:
Before you get things wrong I am huge Quieroz fan. Since his second coming at O.T, I was hoping he would remain at O.T learn enough under SAF and then eventually retire him. I still would favour giving him SAF's seat than hiring some of d top names being linked to job. But you just proved my point with your post. Quieroz's biggest impact was his introduction of new training methods, his wonderful attention to details and solid preparatory skills. There were also other benefits he brought. But d fact is he was never animated in technical area on match days. Brian Kidd is d only assistant I have ever seen during SAF reign that was active from d bench beyond simple stuff like telling certain players to warm up, or passing certain messages back to SAF. After him Mclaren would be next, before Carlos.

Emperoh:
. . . . . .and what does Fergie get for messing up his tactics on a day and MP for being a water melon, yes man assistant gaffer!!

I lost confidence in the man during Fergie's five match ban when SAF has to use a phone to make decisions
What has the man been doing since? I do feel better seeing OGS doing his role than at the reserve team.
MP should swap places with Ole and go back to the reserves. . . .else, get me CQ back!!

BlueDiva:
Wharrrever
Ain't we all?

Why did Barca dispose of Eto? Why did Barca dispose of Ronaldinho?
The football world has a short memory. Only word that matters is NOW.

BTW, the Drog statement was outta anger.
He's still and will always be a hero at the Bridge.

chamotex:
Just looking at some of the pictures from the bench on Sunday and I couldn't help but notice a certain Mike Phelan just sitting there clueless, scratching his shiny bald head. Na assistant manager be this?

montelik:
^^ wettin him suppose do, start a mass brawl and poke someone's eye. From Quieroz to Smith to Mclaren, assistants have never been that active on d united bench. Only Brian Kidd was very active on sidelines during his tenure.