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Family › Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by coogar: 6:16pm On Oct 19, 2011
Pennywise:
This is incredible. But it is also typically Nigerian.

Someone comes with an issue to discuss on what is essentially a fun internet medium. All that is reqd is that u give an opinion on the issue and move on. But others whether its a desperate bid to seek relevance or for some other obscure reason have left the message for the messenger. There may even be some resentment of the OP's social status. That too is in our nature.

For the diasporans who toil night and day thereby aging prematurely, what the OP has done is abominable, infact a capital crime. Nevermind a young girl has been given a chance for education and an opportunity to extricate her family and herself from the twin inevitable fate of prostitution and poverty. Nevermind that she has been saved from early death from readily treatable diseases the cost of which her parents cannot afford. In the UK and the US she is no body's business but the social welfare's. In Nigeria that is just another foreign concept.

Who talked abt slavery for someone who is free to get up and leave.
And why is it that some pple are prepared to undo their panties bc d girl is being made fun of like she is on NL?
OP you brought an interesting issue for discussion pls dont be discouraged by NL resident nonetities. Even though I have no contribution at this time
so ridiculing her housemaid by calling her suegbe is the way to discuss issues?
how about wording the title of the thread more appropriately? if this little girl is your sister, would you let anyone refer to her as suegbe on a public forum? i don't care about the number of louis vuitton bags she has bought for the poor girl but calling a 14-yr old suegbe reeks of the slave-driver mentality.

i am afraid, the op is an utter mor[i]o[/i]n!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 6:07pm On Oct 19, 2011
nateevs:
The problem is YOU jumped into a topic you don't know anything about. Dayo was asking for the sources of my stats not because he challenging the source but because he wanted to know. After numerous pleas, I gave him the source. THen you come with your garbage which at that time is utterly irrelevant ad out of place.

Why should I not ask what purpose your post serves then?
nateevs, stop feeding the troll for fu[i]c[/i]k's sake!

dayokanu:
And AVB suddenly became competent, Sturridge and Mata suddenly found their groove and all the stars miraculously aligned when one player left the team
of course, yes.
statistically, united were better off without van nistelrooy and roy keane.
if we believe the crap you keep spewing, ruud and keane were useless for united, right?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 5:54pm On Oct 19, 2011
Emperoh:
^^^^
I know u don't give up easily!
As for me, i didn't get convinced, i just moved up to a higher status!!! grin
which serves every purpose. I stopped being a supported but remained a Man U fan!
How's that?
well - i am a fan too.
i criticized fergie's selection/tactics on sunday - it's not like i have always been satisfied with everything man utd do.
but i cannot fault the performance of any player last night - they were magnificent, otelul were just too resilent with their method of parking a van!


Emperoh:

As for your argument with Starboard, pls keep ahead, i am watching the battle!!
I wish it was easy to denounce man u!!! grin
man utd is my dna.
i breathe, eat, drink, sleep man utd.
against city, i am predicting another land-slide victory. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 5:15pm On Oct 19, 2011
StarBoard:
That's why you shouldn't have made that bogus prediction.
Anybody CAN get sent off on any given day.Or am I wrong on that one as well?
2-nil against a team no one knew about is hardly anything to crow about.
i did not make predictions - this must be a figment of your wet dreams.
concentrate:

coogar:
i will be watching another match. i can't be arsed to see this one.
all i just want to see after 90 mins is otelul 0-5 man utd.

this [b]should [/b]be a shooting practice for our forward players.
so how is that a prediction?

Oga coogar,so you finally agreed Evra was culpable for that goal.
evra wasn't directly culpable. he thought xavi would find messi and evra got attracted to messi but xavi's a master of disguise passes.
this is why he's the best midfielder in europe. had evra stayed with pedro, xavi would have found messi who was unmarked.

Anyway,if Otelul were smarter,they'd have killed us wiith that limp display yesterday.
that was why i wanted to see united winning it by 5-0.
i knew otelul were not smart.

Michael Carrick couldn't shine when Bayern came calling,gifting them a goal at OT.
Michael Carrick has been dogged twice when we met Barca.
Yet Michael Carrick becomes the master of European nights when we play non-descript teams.
inter milan vs man utd(carrick bossed mourinho's team)
man utd vs barcelona, barcelona vs man utd(both legs in the semis 2008)
man utd vs roma(2008)
and so on and so forth. it's not like carrick doesn't boss grade-a teams.

Beating Otelul Galatico (according to Daniel Amokachi) isn't something to beat one's chest about.
except that the team that beat otelul galactico have already beaten man city, chelsea, arsenal, tottenham, etc already this season.
i am sure daniel amokachie is a r[i]e[/i]tard - my pet tortoise understands football principles than daniel. it's one thing to know how to kick the ball, it's another thing to be able to analyse!

As for the opening penalty,I'm pretty sure we won't know whether Hernandez would have scored if presented with that chance from Rooney.There's a probability that he could have missed that.
don't speak for everyone, speak for yourself.
i know hernanddez would have scored from that chance. the defender knew too - his reason for handling the ball deliberately.

I'll go one better:
Tottenham 1-0 Wigan (1st Half)
Tottenham 9-1 Wigan (Full time).
now you know!

You crowed that United would win by 5-nil.When that didn't happen,you blamed Vidic's dismissal.If United won 5-nil as you predicted,whether or not Vidic was sent off,you'd be thinking you were some kind of soccer guru.
3 points is 3 points.But 2-nil isn't 5-nil.
i am a soccer guru.
whether united were able to beat otelul 5-0 or not does not remove that.
it was a game united bossed. had more possession, made more passes and opened up after the 70th minute.

united team in their full pomp after getting the first goal could have scored 5 - but playing a man down away from home is difficult. they did not stop there. they kept a clean sheet and were still able to tuck another goal in.
i am entirely satisfied with their performance.


Unless your prediction was made with the second game in a fortnight in mind.
Maybe United can make up for the remaining goals you predicted.
we shall cross that bridge when we get there!
Family › Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by coogar: 5:01pm On Oct 19, 2011
jennykadry:
kiss kiss I am single and available  wink grin
the last time i proposed, you said i was too poor because of my village bicycle and a bad year of cocoa production. embarassed embarassed embarassed
i can't let you break my heart again. i am an ordinary farmer and my most prized possession is my local dog(bingo)!
Romance › Re: Okafor's Law by coogar: 4:55pm On Oct 19, 2011
mbatuku1:
Pls who is this Mr. Okafor? Anyone has any info on him? Nice law. Extremely true.
mr okafor is the don juan of nigeria, hugh hefner of africa.
in his bedroom, 3500 nigerian women of all spheres of life were slaughtered.
Family › Re: Is Your Ọmọ-ọ̀dọ̀ (House Girl) More Su Ẹ̀gbẹ̀ Than Mine? Prove It by coogar: 4:48pm On Oct 19, 2011
Owu gal:
I was a little taken aback by many of the Comments on here.  but maybe I should make it clear.

Her mother has  7 kids and occasionally works in the sex trade

She abandoned her at the home of the friend of a relative

  I put her in private school

She has her own room which I am 100% sure is bigger and better than most people on heres master bedroom

She has more clothes and jewelry than most other 14 year old Her age

She goes on vacation with me abroad

She doesnt cook

she sweeps with a vacuum cleaner

  I still wash the bathrooms

She doesnt even wash her own clothes cos I wash them with the familys in our washing machine

She has more pocket money than most of you make in salary.

I help her with her Home work everyday and attend all her PTA Meetings

For her end of term party in school she had a big Bottom cake that she shared with all the pupils in her class and from what I hear the teachers and staff too

She has a better life with me than anyone of you here had in your childhoods and I know it.

If you think Your child is better cared for than mY  OMO ODO, , then PROVE IT
you are a disgrace to the nigerian women with this bucket of crap.
"omo odo" and "suegbe" - that's supposed to make you macho, isn't it.
sorry o - stepmother of "suegbe omo-odo"

you are so ignorant!
whatever attitude that little girl has got, you are fully responsible for it. she's a child.
if you keep a dog that's spiteful and bites people every time - then you are a wicked owner.
if your omo odo is still daft(after 9 months of staying with you) - then it's a no brainer you are also daft.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 1:34pm On Oct 19, 2011
StarBoard:
Ok o. . .still waiting for the other goals,or do these take into consideration the return tie?
forgetting vidic was harshly sent off. . . .
if united could score with 10 men, imagine what they would have done with 11?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2011/2012 by coogar: 11:32am On Oct 19, 2011
Ibime:
Are you referring to his historical performance in FPL. . . . .or the picture on his profile. . . . cos I was starting to take it literal. . . . ninja look like the physical embodiment of dry bones! grin
debosky:
grin grin cheesy
I don't even know which one of those two cats Dudu is. grin
dayokanu:
The one on the right is dudu, The one on the left is a mascot. Looking at the eyes you can see its a lifeless mannequin
this is bullying.
duduface is the most handsome nairalander and he's held that award since 2006
so on behalf of mumuface. . . . . f[i]u[/i]ck all y'all.

take this. . . .
https://www.lolgifs.com/pictures/4b8a61b2115c382.gif
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opus_deii & Coogar (my Distinguished Match), Appear At The Panel Of Love. by coogar: 11:19am On Oct 19, 2011
Dyt:
hmmmmmm
mayb i ll v consult Denzel
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:07am On Oct 19, 2011
montelik:
Is it too premature to say d old Patrice Evra is back? He was as solid defensively as he used to be against Liverpool, and was probably d most effective player going forward against Otelu last night.

Also concerned with Valencia, when Nani playing on his less preferred left wing is putting in more crosses and looking 3 times more threatening than Valencia, I think it is safe to say he isn't play that well. Seen as we increasingly rely on our wing play, I hope he hits form quick.
i'd say michael carrick is our best player on the pitch!
he is the master of the european nights!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opus_deii & Coogar (my Distinguished Match), Appear At The Panel Of Love. by coogar: 10:52am On Oct 19, 2011
astonished how cuddlemii got this information. . .
is she a spiritualist?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opus_deii & Coogar (my Distinguished Match), Appear At The Panel Of Love. by coogar: 10:46am On Oct 19, 2011
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opus_deii & Coogar (my Distinguished Match), Appear At The Panel Of Love. by coogar: 10:39am On Oct 19, 2011
speechless!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Opus_deii & Coogar (my Distinguished Match), Appear At The Panel Of Love. by coogar: 10:31am On Oct 19, 2011
Cuddlemii:
My eyes definately don't lie

My heart tells me facts

My brain only confirms the signal

My lips are irrelevant on here

But my fingers can create a lovely match



Its not a soccer match

Its something divine, unpredicted, not pre-planned

But God obviously knew before time

I am just a messenger of love

My part is to bring two distinguished people together



Opus_deii & Coogar, lets meet here for a chat

Something tells me both of you are too shy

prove me wrong, get to know eachother

It may take weeks, months or years

Nairaland is still waxing strong & can accomodate a distinguish match made from heaven


This is just an introduction, its formal when Opus dearie & Coogar berrie appears in my panel of love.

Its concluded when you set the pace & take it to the very end. Best of luck
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Culture › Re: Help, My Happiness Is At Stake Because Of Tribal Issues by coogar: 11:42pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=782669.msg9369753#msg9369753 date=1318977619]theseeker is both igbo and yoruba.[/quote]how convenient!

no, not familiar with whitelexi.
now you know.

and is there a reason why you're jumping on my post while refusing to respond to the initial one.
maybe because you're unable to argue her point? huh
no need to feel important now. . . . .don't get it twisted!
Family › Re: Unknowingly Paying Rent To Your Wife (what Will You Do?) by coogar: 11:39pm On Oct 18, 2011
Flawless:
Emeka and his wife Ada have been living in a supposedly rented duplex in VI for the past ten years. He just recently discovered that for the past 10 yrs, the house they had been living in belonged to his wife and they had been paying rent to an agent with normal yearly increases and the money goes to Ada. What would u do if u were in Emeka's shoes?,
nothing!

but i hope to the cross she's saved that money and she can account for every penny i have paid to her rogue agent
failing that - a civil war is imminent. i am leading my entire family to her father's house for some kicking n slapping practise.
Culture › Re: Help, My Happiness Is At Stake Because Of Tribal Issues by coogar: 11:27pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=782669.msg9369683#msg9369683 date=1318976565]^^how am i bashing yoruba men? huh[/quote]that yoruba men love sweet-talking. grin

i'm simply stating my observations and explaining to the poster in question the reason why it seems yoruba men are deliberately seeking out igbo girls.
but the art of sweet-talking isn't synonymous to a particular tribe.
men are men everywhere.

or did you miss her post in your hurry to jump on mine? huh
i come in peace!

and i specified yoruba males on nl.
so you haven't seen igbo males flirting on nl?
have you by any chance come across names like whitelexi and theseeker? cheesy
Culture › Re: Help, My Happiness Is At Stake Because Of Tribal Issues by coogar: 11:17pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=782669.msg9369650#msg9369650 date=1318976076]these must be nlers i guess.

but its true the yoruba men in question are that way towards any female, not only igbos.

the reason why it seems otherwise is because they are sweet talkers and make the woman or women feel special.

key word here is sweet talking.

check out any thread on nl where foreign [whether non-yoruba or non-nigerian] women are being praised- you'll find the chief praise singers are the yoruba males on nl.

they'll be the ones leading the attacks on any naysayer.

either openly or secretly.

also check any thread on inter-racial or inter-whatever relationships- yoruba guys will again be leading the pack and firmly reciting the i can date from anywhere mantra. I mean more than anyone else.

so, hope you get what i'm pointing out here.[/quote]tpia, quit the bashing of yoruba men - e don do!
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Rappers On BET Cypher (BET 2011 HipHop Awards) by coogar: 11:04pm On Oct 18, 2011
amblors:
i duno about yu, but i'll give the female cypher to blaise
n i hate that Eva's flow
i have to agree with you.
blaise nailed it - that word play on [b]whip[/b]ping a ram to koboko a-ram was pure s[i]e[/i]x!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 10:54pm On Oct 18, 2011
Ibime:
Dayokanu may not have access to stats, but he knows that Everton is not a bottom team like Bolton (who BTW are not a bottom team). 2 decent teams have been dispatched with minimum fuss now in the absence of Torres so DK's argument seems more valid by the day.
so this has nothing to do with chelsea getting their groove on finally - after the changing/shopping of a rookie manager? it has nothing to do with the growing influence of mata, sturridge, etc??
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Rappers On BET Cypher (BET 2011 HipHop Awards) by coogar: 10:51pm On Oct 18, 2011
rapjunkie:
[flash=400,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=335JXOS4ja0?version=3&hl=en_US" type=[/flash]

THE CLEAR BET VERSION  MALE & FEMALE

*Got this off www.notjustok.com
i think they did better than the men!
who is dj hazel eyes? muna and eva? - dem ladies spit better than mambas on crack!
Romance › Re: Second Chance At Love ; Possible? by coogar: 10:09pm On Oct 18, 2011
dupsy2:
HI GUYS, is it possible to have a second chance at love ?
i have two friends both seperated with kids, really lovely ladies who just happen to fall for the wrg guys. What beats me is im always on their case to hook up with someone new. Resently however, i got the shock of my life when they told me they havnt recieved any decent relationship proposal for the last year.

this got me thinking, CAN SEPERATED/DIVORCED WOMEN EVER GET A SECOND CHANCE AT LOVE huh
it's becoming increasingly difficult for them because there are so many women out there these days.
hell - single girls are struggling to get decent proposals, let alone divorcees and baby-mommas.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 9:57pm On Oct 18, 2011
nateevs:
Guardian Chalkboards!
are you sure dayokanu can navigate his way to the chalkboards?
you might have to translate to a german language. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 9:51pm On Oct 18, 2011
Emperoh:
Arsenal fan? I do feel better if i was cursed with poverty for the rest of my life than willingly becoming a Gaynner
Deborah, how's being a transvestite feeling? Hope good?


Do u need to carry out me promise?
debosky's s[i]e[/i]x change is becoming a topic of discussion as the season wears on!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 9:43pm On Oct 18, 2011
olabukola:
I have asked this question before but nobody seems to answer me. Is Berbatov still a man united player?
berba is a united player!
bidding his time to play when one of the younger strikers get injured.

it's a squad game!

i hope fergie appeals the vidic red card
that was quite harsh!

but carrick and anderson were fantastic tonight after vidic got sent off.
that's how to keep possession with a man down!
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Rappers On BET Cypher (BET 2011 HipHop Awards) by coogar: 9:06pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=782677.msg9369088#msg9369088 date=1318968033]22 years ago . . i was 2 embarassed[/quote]so you never listened to the song since then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 9:00pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9368672#msg9368672 date=1318963370]Have u seen otelul play before?[/quote]parking the van!

in this kind of games, hernandez can be quite impotent.
no space to run into when the opposition are packing 11 men behind the ball.

but with the bulgarian magician, you have the guru with the master key - ready to unlock the defence with a smart flick!
bring the berb on if on the bench and spare us this misery!
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Rappers On BET Cypher (BET 2011 HipHop Awards) by coogar: 8:58pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=tosinaded@ link=topic=782677.msg9369065#msg9369065 date=1318967789]Bros u dan teeeeeeeeeeeeey! grin grin grin[/quote]u listened to afro-juju(that's 22 yrs ago). . . .
am i correct? grin
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Rappers On BET Cypher (BET 2011 HipHop Awards) by coogar: 8:50pm On Oct 18, 2011
DBR:
Cooger

ma argument was "Dagrin aint the king of flow" as sm1 dubbed it. And u kno that. Plus I only back off when there's superior point or d other xtreme; a blatant senseless point. That's day suaron, u were in latter mode.
I understand your deep seated unappreciation for Mode, so its ok. smiley no point sweatin this.

Back to d cypher, so in your assessment M.I did beta than M9. because of "flow". Rememba wat I always say, PPLE DON'T QUOTE FLOW/DELIVERY, they QUOTE LINES.
U say M.I, I say M9, even M.I said M9. At least we hav sth in common "M".

oNe
i have been listening to naija hip-hop for about 20 years now. i have heard the pioneers, the wannabes, the real o.gs and the fake Bottom wankstas.
but - but - but - if you know any naija rapper, scratch that. . . . . .if you know any african rapper in the last 20 years that fried the microphone like this in terms of flow, delivery, sick metaphors, multis, etc - then name him or show me a video clip. . . .

[flash=425,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85X9MZbOE0A?version=3"[/flash]

this is not da grin freestyling. . . . . this is da grin shitting on the whole naija rap industry. he was untouchable!
watch out for his breath-control! cool


[flash=425,400]http://www.youtube.com/embed/CNSVrM8kuSU" frameborder="0"[/flash]

that's your nucca stuttering to complete 16 bars. cheesy

[quote author=Mr. Globe link=topic=782677.msg9368103#msg9368103 date=1318958615]Whats that supposed to be? a rhyme? lmaooooff. get the f, ck out of here you this nitwit. i thought i said you should kill yourself for liking trash. get the mess out of here. You probably live in the gutter.[/quote]just like i thought, you have the brain power of an ascaris worm!

Don't expect anything flashy from me, just go feast on your lame mi's di'ck you fa-g-goty
I listen to hiphop 24/7 and I can't stand here and see you dimwits take it to the gutter or feed people rubbish
i blame the chief medical director of aromental hospital for allowing a dickhead spaz like you to have an unrestricted access to the internet.
you should be in strait-jacket, blindfolded with your Bottom shot with 50litres of vicodin to put you to sleep!

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