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Dual Core:
Coogar, kindly leave the thread alone. I put it to you that you have no practical idea about issues discussed on this thread. Leave in peace or watch silently and learn. Disclaimer: I this is not an endorsement of the OP.

i don't say this often: dual core is a tool!

bros1234:
Cooga

Take it easy. I know how it works. Its not really a serious issue. The VCC cannot be reloaded. Its meant to be a one time use. Let the poor guy sell his goods.

Problem is that most of the time, these accounts gets limited and then its of no use

i guess your not so eagle eyes missed this

coogar:
you can fool the others though. . . .so i'll let you scam some idiotic nigerians.

[quote author=verified.p link=topic=747504.msg9047849#msg9047849 date=1314800925]Dear Account will be on your own name,
And credit card detail will be exhausted,
No one can take a single penny by your account, Its my guarantee.[/quote]and you expect me to trust you my card details will be deleted?
you want me to trust you without me being there you will delete my card details?

nice attempt but no cigar!
you can fool the others though. . . .so i'll let you scam some idiotic nigerians.

[quote author=verified.p link=topic=747504.msg9047794#msg9047794 date=1314800491]Dear friends i take a online virtual credit card,
i have no acccess to your account at all.
take a single account
if you satisfy
then continue
otherwise stop[/quote]even if it's a virtual account. . . .
you can use the card details to make purchases over the phone/via the internet.
the billing address is yours and the delivery address can be anywhere cos the account has been fully-verified.

i don't see how this works for people in nigeria.
you are just looking for mugus to scam. . . . . .mugus who would deposit money into their paypal accounts only for you to use the funds.
nigerians, don't pay attention to this dude.

if you have a relative abroad, let them open a paypal account for you.
it costs nothing to open and it's easier.
relatives can be trusted more than a faceless stranger.

[quote author=verified.p link=topic=747504.msg9047714#msg9047714 date=1314799900]Bank account or credit card will be only consist on 2$,
SO i m not worry at all.
These two dollars will be gift of mine to my all friends.[/quote]so lemme understand this. . . .

you get a pre-loaded debit card in their name.
you attach a bank account with it(how you intend to do this, i dunno)
then you charge your customers $12 per account.

now if these customers decide to fund their accounts from nigeria,
it means you have 100% access to their money which you can remove via atm cos the card/pin is physically present with you
if this isn't a scam to rob struggling nigerians, then mercy johnson is a virgin!

[quote author=verified.p link=topic=747504.msg9047690#msg9047690 date=1314799658]Dear we attach a bank account or a Credit card for verifying your account,
We take much less profit,[/quote]which doesn't even make sense.
now what happens if your customers move money from the bank account(yours) into their paypal account to make purchases?
how do you stop them from doing so?

[quote author=verified.p link=topic=747504.msg9036272#msg9036272 date=1314643274]Hello.
Friends how are you ? i hope you will be good all.
This post is for those peoples only who want to use paypal account but they dont have,
I can give you a full verified paypal account at very cheapest rates.
Account will be created on your own name
Account will be created on your own email address.
Account will be activated in 24 hours.

You have to pay us half money in advance and half after taking login,
Payment method is LIberty reserve ,, ALertpay , paypal
For more detail add me in your yahoo messenger list
yahoo : umar_faruq786@yahoo.com
skype : residualcashblasternetwork

Price is only 12$ for full verified paypal account,
if you pay whole amount in advance then there is 1$ concession

For more information contact me,
Live chat is available,[/quote]the question is why charge $12 for fully verified paypal account?
last time i checked, paypal don't charge people for their accounts to be verified.

verification is paypal taking small amount from the deposit and asking you to confirm the exact amount that was taken!
it's just a mechanism to show you actually own the card details entered. no biggie!
now, you want to murder your own people in nigeria by charging $12 per account?
you should be nailed to a thorny cross!

manmustwank, you signed scott parker?
and you are keeping luka modric?

harry should be knighted!
i tip you dudes to finish above arsenal this season.

now, sign a decent striker.
crouch and pavlyuchenko are too useless to be playing in a team that has got lennon, bale and van der vaart supplying the ammo.

r231:
for all you guys leaving your email add and phone numbers. . . . . .

why do you want dis woman to call you

red is more attractive than green, don't you think?

tkb417:
@CoogarNothing is happening bro

we should be looking at Goetze next season. This season is done for us

i dont see Inter releasing Wesley 12hours to transfer deadline

who will replace Wesley if they release him to us? They got Forlan for eto'o

i dont think we should worry about Wesley at all. We'll be fine and if we go bare before January, i trust SAF to get a good one in January

sneijder himself said his transfer doesn't take long to complete.
he said the last one took just 8hrs. the bids, the offer, the acceptance, the signature. . . .everything 8 hrs.
van der vaart to spurs was for about 2 hours.

if united match sneijder's offer, it will happen.
the medicals don't have to be today. only his signature and the registration by the fa matters before 11pm today.
other formalities can be concluded later.

paris10:
Just had a meeting with me family and have accepted to go on with the wedding. Although they all agreed I can do anything after the wedding if the need be, they however pointed out that it will be suicidal if I call off or postpone the wedding. My fiancee father is a clergy and has already announced to his congregation about the wedding. Calling off the wedding according to my family and friends would shame both families.

Although they've succeeded in talking me to doing the wedding, I however told everyone that I'm only doing the wedding for them and not for me. They all seem to be fine by it. Wedding cannot tie me down. After wedding, there's divorce. Money has already been spent and most arrangement made, do I care, I don't think so. I'm footing these bills.

My mum keeps crying every now and then saying she's scared for my life. She said someone somewhere would just do me harm if I call off the wedding.  Although I'm a Christian and do not believe in jazz, I do think some times one need to listen to advice and act later.

I'm in love with someone else but getting married in december with another woman. But after then, I'll get married to the person whom my heart goes with. God will do it. I'm I being forced into getting married, I don't know, but people are scaring me damn to much.

if i were you, i wouldn't go ahead with the wedding if my heart says no.
the families can feck off. it's your life and this has to be the biggest decision you will have to make in your lifetime.
don't let anyone or sentiments box you into marrying someone you don't truly love.

granted, she's been with you for six years and people might say it's unfair. . . . .but your six years were wasted as well.
marriage is a complex web. better i disappoint her family now than get a divorce few years after marriage. you won't be the first man to walk out of a relationship and you won't be the last.

if your heart is somewhere else, go with your heart.
let people say you are selfish, but who isn't. if the roles are reversed, the woman would leave you without thinking of bringing shame to whatever family. get a grip of yourself and act smart. when the marriage hit the rocks, the people egging you on to marry her won't be there to listen to your tales of woe.

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9046951#msg9046951 date=1314792510]The rumour about big news at old trafford was a prank by MUTV.[/quote]@M16_0RA RG
Sky aren't bluffing, they're awaiting confirmation. #mufc

@coogar - You didnt receive the plate of mama put via DHL?

which dhl?
abeg, send my mtcn.
and a plate of mama put here + gulder is £200 + vat!

naijababe:
^ I no fit shout o!!!!!

shout!
shout!!
shout!!!

naijababe:
Believe she's a witch ke? Read again, your obsession is clouding your reading

obsession with who?
naijababe, mind yourself o!

naijababe:
Insane obsession to ***** a schizophrenic. SMH!!!

just twisting iya witch's nipplê
you actually think i believe iya witch is a real witch?
she's just a bookworm who came across a witch book and brainwashed by what she's read.

iya witch sells bread and akara at opebi junction.

iya witch,

kneel down. . . .
open your mouth and fellate on me!
suck and tell me what it tastes like.

if you throw up, you are a fake witch
if it tastes good, you are authentic.

Fickle:
I am older than the op with 2 or 3 years. I have a hubby. My first child is 19. Wow, now I have to be appreciative to God. I have cousins in the UK but you are so 40 so don't know if they would want. Put your picture on your profile, you never can tell. But at 40, hope you have not reached menopause because that is another issue entirely. Go run a test on yourself, upload your pix now and lets pray about it. Do you mind a divorcee or widow? Is Yoruba tribe convenient for you?

I see a lot of matured men here like Lord reed, high chief, coogar, ogaga, roland, buff, segamite and dave. don't know if they can accomodate your age or if they are older but they sound matured.

fickle, you are 43?
nooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9045615#msg9045615 date=1314778440]I was another not particularly impressed with Ashley Young's signing and although he was fantastic against Arsenal I still need abit more convincing about him. I'm certainly willing to give him a chance though.[/quote]the following members must apologize to us for doubting our summer signings.
in no particular order, mr-ta, starboard, mbuela. . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-567773.2688.html#msg8485881

StarBoard:
@montelik,
Nice one.I agree with your assessment.

Sky Sports News claims a "certain exciting" news is imminent from OT. . . Keeping tabs. .

the arrival of wes sneijder, of course.
it has to be. . . . . .if it's something else, i would bite fergie's ears off like tyson.

Mr TA: Im willing a bet a plate of mama put that all of Rio/Vidic/oshea will not only be at man utd next season but also be prominent first 11 players. Wes I cant say about.

errrrr, where's ma plate of mama put?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550099]I don't think you have sisters.
You bald cretin[/color]

don't take it personal. . . .i was just trying to twist your nippl[i]e[/i].

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I am not that smart.

Do you really want to know what it means?even tho it was a private joke!

It means i know better than to live 40 whole years of my life without finding a companion, r u satisfied now?

By d way i am only 14+ so yu might want to start talking to me with some respect.[/color]

and mercy johnson is a virgin!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]I despise your guts coogshitzz[/color]

which is quite unfortunate. . . . . .
i am your biggest fan, if you drop your postal address in oshogbo, you will get a love letter from me by monday.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@Coogshitz your mad, go drink poison.[/color]

don't insult me, abeg. . . . .i am a complete gentleman. i don't have the energy to fight.
i only told 190 not to exaggerate your mental capacity. . . .
and you agreed here by saying. . ,

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Unfortunatly i am not that smart!! [/color]

claremont:
Yes, there are some exceptions, but It seems I tend to see a lot of mature Nigerian ladies overseas who are singletons these days. Most have been resigned to their fate, and the worst thing is that they now use feminism to justify their spinsterhood.

you are 100% correct!
well, what they do is akin to what deportees/people who were refused visas do: "nigeria is better than america/united kingdom".
"there's no place like home"

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=748317.msg9044523#msg9044523 date=1314752118]maybe this OP is pweety4me after all   [/quote]if pweety4me writes coherently like the original poster, i would eat my hat.

claremont:
The OP, if indeed she is real, typifies the life of the average Nigerian lady living overseas. They spend their younger days chasing men off them, get married to their jobs, spend the average weekend getting drunk with her lady friends, invite a gigolo over every now and then to keep body and soul together.
When they eventually get to their mid-30's to early 40's, they start asking why God made men so evil; and then obviously no one will want to marry them at that age, hence they become strong feminists, and they go about touting that they can achieve anything without men. What a shame! The only hope of the OP lies with her passport, I don't see what will make a sane young man marry a 40 year old lady; only God knows how many guys have exercised their loins within the confines of her inner laps!

that's harsh.
some of them are old and more decent than your average 20+ chic.
when i was doing my m.sc, there was this 26 yr old babe who has never been with a man. we were course mates and she actually invited me over so she can see what an adult male g[i]e[/i]nitals look like. seriously, these babes are too busy with books to play around with men.

Excelboi:
nun? Maybe she is the type that play hard to get during her youthful age, you knw those king girls that always have "high" class before they date any guy,always looking for mr. Too perfect before they cn even accept to go out with him,naw you don dey expire and you are now desperate, i hopw this serve as a deterrent to others.

hmmm. . . . .i don't see it that.

she's the career type. highly competitive in the male dominated industry.
i want this certificate and that certificate and the next one - forgetting settling down and starting a family life is more important and climbing the career ladder can wait. so they get sucked in, make all the money, get to that dream position and then it gets too late for them to start searching for men.
there are plenty of them in the engineering industry.

their university days were boring!  they were tom-boys. read too much to even bother about looking good and changing their hairstyle - so they are unattractive. their male classmates wouldn't even look at them when there are prettier chics in social sciences, law and admin faculties who have all the time in this world to do their grooming. ambitious women get trapped into this bottle and when care is not taken, they hit 40 before they understand there's more to life than certificates.

Excelboi:
I have a feeling this lady is just seeking attention! Nls have been screaming for you to drop your pix started since page 1 up to this page3 and you still didnt show us your pix? Hmm,are you ugly or just playing arnd cos 40yrs is nt a joke even that ugly Obasanjo of a man will think of a 40yr old lady before accepting talkless of young vibrant dude who are after young girls. Let see your pix and the problem is half solved!

she might be genuine.
if she really wanted to fool around, she would have posted a ready-made pic of someone else on facebook to dazzle you romance muppets.
she's honest enough to tell you she's 40. . . . . .most naija chics will say 31.

r231:
hmmmmmm. . . . . one question for the lady

since you don't have a boyfriend and

you hardly see black pple in the woods

how do you shine your congo

and pls dont tell me dat you are a virgin

cus dat will be double wahala for dead body

i thought she said she dated during those 18 yrs.
of course, she's got a s[i]e[/i]x life otherwise she's a practising nun but unconscious of it.

davidylan:
But what happens when menopause strikes?

women in their early 30s are experiencing that these days anyways.
the op is safe either way, and if everything else fails - adoption is not bad.

there are cute babies in mogadishu.

r231:
and make sure you dont tell them your real age

that age thang is a no-brainer.
adebisi should drop her british passport in a pool so her date of birth develops a smudge.

Adebisi33:
How do I fast-track??

a pic/e-mail is a good start

or get any of your friends to hook you up with available men who are ready to date!

r231:
wow

she might as well forget it

she needs an instant hookup!

"adebisi33, meet claremont, claremont meet adebisi33"
and the groove starts from there.