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dayokanu:let's hope he passes his medicals then. ![]() |
[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9042221#msg9042221 date=1314726255]Verm has only one season under his belt as an arsenal player. Making him captain ahead of a RvP, i don't subscribe to. I like the fact that we are bringing in experienced players alas, plus we seem to have more genuine goal scorers now. Wouldnt be sheer optimism to expect 15 goals from RvP 12 goals from Gerv 10 goals from Walcott 10 from Park (This guy will come good,i am so sure) 5 from (PM + Verm) with this, the worst that can happen is that we remain stagnant in forth position which isn't a biggie to any realistic arsenal fan right now. Manure, Chelski and City have literally bought slots into the first 3 spots in the finishing table.[/quote]https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab343/LostSerenity12/wwe4.gif |
harakiri:https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab343/LostSerenity12/1233445870_ae19b02.gif |
lurkee:what's the big deal? if it bothers the bride so much, they can always do another church wedding later. |
i am amazed people still ask these questions. i am not sure anyone played more pro evolution soccer games than i did in the last decade. pes was the bomb in the era of playstation 2. konami dominated ea sports in those years but since the advent of playstation 3, fifa have taken over. the people thinking pes is better than fifa these days are still playing games on their old ps2 consoles. fifa on ps3 is the most realistic football game ever. on hdtv, the bliss is heavenly. talking about pes2012 vs fifa 2012, it's a no brainer. fifa 12 would win. fifa has something, konami would never have. that's the ultimate team feature(for gamers who can play online). if you have never played the ultimate team, you have never enjoyed your ps3 console. where gamers buy players online with either real money online via playstation network(credit/debit cards) or acquired coins(from winning hundreds of games). with your coins, you go into bidding wars with other gamers online. 5 star players like messi, ronaldo, etc cost about 1 million coins and they are rare, 4 star players cost less but the goal is to build an ultimate team with the coins you have got and compete with gamers online all over the world. bidding is 24 hours just like ebay. . . . .there's a happy hour slot every week on friday to get the rare opportunity of buying gold packs for cheaper prices. in a gold pack, you can get a messi or ronaldo if you are lucky and so on and forth. in a nutshell, fifa have taken football gaming to the next level. konami are miles behind, light years behind. if the op's agenda is to create a gaming event in nigeria, konami would be his best bet. most nigerians are conversant with konami's pes. most nigerians cannot play with manual game pads that fifa have restricted gamers to and most nigerians don't play online because of the slow internet connection. so, konami wins in nigeria, fifa wins overall. |
webprince2:this news is 48 hours ago. . . . . . [quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=716327.msg9036886#msg9036886 date=1314648583]hahahahahahahaha, wake up mate, Not happening.[/quote]#Sneijder "At this point I don't think I will move. But, on the other hand, my move to #Madrid was solved within 8 hours. Things can move fast" |
dayokanu:https://i878.photobucket.com/albums/ab343/LostSerenity12/1233445870_ae19b02.gif |
Ibime:naldo is the big man in werder bremen. . . . .naldo carries mertesacker in werder bremen and that was obvious when mertesacker became shyte without naldo last season. mertesacker will be too slow for the premier league considering the fact that wenger plays high line in the defence. samba or cahill should have been signed instead. mertesacker is shyte. . . . .but his shyteness should be good enough for what arsenal need him for. i am sure he will get those headed goals like brede hangleland and the fact that he's a no nonsense defender should help arsenal's defence as well. however, big teams in the premier league will make mockery of him - at his best, he's like robert huth. |
owen hargreaves on his way to man city? “@Ian_Ladyman_DM: #mcfc set to confirm Hargreaves negotiations soon. Remarkable.” |
RuuDie:cristiano ronaldo is the best player to have ever played in the premier league! |
proudly9ja:arsene is not making more money for arsenal than saf is doing for man utd and yet he gets paid more money than sir alex. that is the hypocrisy and why most french managers can't stand arsene wenger. . . . .he is in a position where he can help young french players to develop and become world class players. he picks them from france and he underpays them. . . .whilst wenger himself gets paid ridiculous amount. laurent blanc(france manager)personally told nasri to leave arsenal. . . .wenger underpays talented players and yet you make ridiculous amount for the club and himself. what is that about? besides, had arsenal won 2 or 3 titles in the last 6 years, maybe cesc and fabregas would have been more convinced to stay at the emirates. |
medjai:and his idiocy increases exponentially. . . . messi can never outscore ronaldo in a league of 38 games. there's nothing like ronaldo scored in dead rubber matches. even if the match is dead rubber to real madrid, it's not dead rubber to ronaldo's opponents who were either fighting to be in the europa league or fighting relegation. if you were jamaican, your name would be fool-ar ricardo, you rhesus monkey! Without penalties and goals in dead rubber matches, Messi would have scored 27 goals; Ronaldo, 20.keep telling yourself that. messi and ronaldo competed for the pichichi. ronaldo kept scoring, messi hit a brick wall. . . . . .retardos like you described the games after la liga have been won as dead rubber. . . . .whereas teams were still playing to stay out of relegation waters or get into european competitions. like i have said, the recipient and donor of your y-chromosomes have a profound influence on you. . . .they were spastics. medjai:forlan played in a good villareal side and that villareal side were better than man utd? what a simpleton! diego forlan flopped for man utd. he could not cut it in the premier league. he had about 3 seasons to prove himself and the longer he went, the more useless he got. he went to la liga where the most useless defenders ply their trades and he struck gold. end of story! we have asked you to produce a la liga player fresh from spain that dominated the scoring charts in england. . . . .the task has taken you longer time to finish than counting the strands of your louse-infested pubic hair. Kanoute played in a Sevilla team that won back to back UEFA cups and a European super cup and were just a few points from winning the league in 2007 compared to Tottenham and West Ham that were struggling to stay up. Of course, he was gonna score goals.kanoute was shyte in england but he found useless defenders in spain he could toy with. same as forlan and same as guiseppe rossi. that league is shyte. ex-man utd players have won the pichichi in 05, 07, 09 and 11 and you cannot find just one single player from la liga that has owned the premier league scoring charts in the history of association football - you are a disgrace! Besides, there haven't been many La Liga strikers that have played in the EPL. Torres had a great first and second season and started having injury problems and things haven't quite worked out for him at Chelsea. Luis Garcia was okay. Morientes was past his prime so was Patrick Kluivert and Albert Luque. Aguero has been on fire so far. 3 goals in 3 apps.torres had a great first season but he didn't outscore emmanuel adebayor. . . .ronaldo(winger) owned torres throughout. jose antonio reyes was a liability here. luis garcia was shyte for club and country. morientes was a bigger heap of shyte. kluivert and pique are irrelevant. aguero has been outscored by rooney and dzeko so far. You are deranged. Weren't you the goat that interpreted this to mean an award?chicharito ended up scoring 20 goals for man utd. how many did van der vaart score? if we take out the number of penalties he scored from his goals, the statistics even become more laughable. if you are not a prospective father of idiotic and autistic kids, you wouldn't even compare chicharito's debut season to van der vaart's. hernandez won that hands down! and your idiocy keeps defying the Law of Gravity. How did Rossi's name come up in this argument? Has he ever been highest goal scorer? How did Kanoute's name pop up? Has he ever won the Pichichi?You said Nasri was only great for half the season and I said he was Arsenal's third highest creator. Nasri created 58 chances. . . On another day that could have been 15-20 assits and you won't be saying he's shyte. He made three assits against Spurs from 11 chances created. He recorded 1 assist from 58 chances created last season. . .because rossi(an ex man utd player) scored 32 goals last season. . . . .kanoute who was also a dud player in the epl won african player of the year because he found idiotic defenders like yourself in spain. an award he would never have won in england as there are better african players. i said nasri was only great for half the season, you said nasri was the 3rd highest creator in the league. i added nasri was 22nd highest creator, you quickly backed down by saying he was the 3rd highest. What I don't get is the perverse pleasure you derive from being a f00lvan nistelrooy was prolific for real madrid in 2007. he peaked at man utd between 2002 and 2004. it's a disgrace you don't even know the meaning of the word "peak". And you were right there when intelligence was being shared in heaven and God thought "why waste it?"in the punditry of hard currency, your football intelligence is worse than the zimbabwean dollars. you are a living proof of divine sense of humour - you post replies when you are sure i would have slept off to score cheap brownie points. pitiful coward. . . . . |
medjai:fabregas was below lampard, gerrard, essien, giggs, scholes, etc before he left. outassisting and outcreating is also a farce. cesc played plenty of games - more than 100 games as a teenager for arsenal and he's the chief set-piece taker in arsenal. Ronaldo's record for the Golden Boot reads 40 goals. His record for the Pichichi, 41 goals. Marca awards the Pichichi trophy. . . That's by the way. Ronaldo brings very little when he's not scoring. He's shyte without goals.40 goals or 41 goals. ronaldo outscored messi by 9 good goals. he scored 8 penalties, messi scored 4. 31-4 = 27 goals for messi 40-8 = 32 goals for cristiano. ronaldo still outscored messi. ronaldo brings very little when he's not scoring? what an indolent twunt.that's the way his manager wants him to play. the instruction he gets is to score goals for madrid. While Berbatov was barren in front of goal, Rooney's four goals and two assits helped United reach the CL final. Berbatov scored 20 goals last season. 15 of those goals came in 5 matches. He was a passenger for large spells of the season. He didn't make the bench for the CL final and played no part in the title deciding clash against Chelsea and still you think Berbatov outclassed Rooney in every game. . .Do us a favour and return to the zoo you broke out from, you ugly sow!your gene donors had a profound influence on you - they were lunatics. ![]() 15 of those goals came in 5 matches? yet another lie from the lips of an airhead. prove it berbatov scored 15 of his league goals in only five games. failing that, you are a lummox. it's either you have no ability to count well or you are just a pathological liar. berbatov was barren in front of goals and he was the highest goal scorer in the league. your wayne rooney did not score a goal from open play for man utd between march 2010 till jan 2011(a total of 9 months), you obdurate w@nker! Messi made his debut for Argentina in 2005. Between 94 and 2005, what had Argentina won? You must've been born autistic.what has this gotta do with messi being shyte for argentina. a player that scores 1 goal every 500 mins for country in tournaments is shyte. yes, he's the best club footballer but he's the shittiest star player for his national team. jay-jay okocha has done more for super eagles than messi has done for albicelestes. France weren't seeded. They've been poor for some time now. They couldn't get past the group stage in Euro 08 and at the world cup. They needed an Henry handball to qualify for the world cup. They lost to Belarus in one of their Euro 2012 qualifiers. France would have been seeded if they hadn't been poor of late though they're getting better under Blanc.who's talking about being seeded or not? we are talking about football giants playing in the same group where only of them would qualify automatically and 2nd placed might or might not featured in the play-offs that would take them to the world cup. if you are foolish enough to think european qualifiers are easier then you should shoot yourself in the head and spare us your idiocy. |
proudly9ja:[img]http://shechive.files./2010/05/1272348532_original-lol.gif?w=238&h=211[/img] but duduface told us armand traore and other arsenal youngsters are the best in the land and will rule the english league for decades. nasri gone cesc gone traore gone clichy gone the employee turnover of arsenal players is disappointing. as at 2008. . . . -------------almunia------------- sagna--gallas---toure----clichy ---eboue---flamini---cesc----hleb---- -------van persie----eduardo----- |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=239117.msg9037039#msg9037039 date=1314649858]^^ lol-- You suck.[/quote][img]http://chzgifs.files./2011/07/noreallyouareinterestingp1.gif[/img] |
goodnight, pap-woman! ![]() |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=239117.msg9036920#msg9036920 date=1314648878]Yansh Fetish people, My bum is not that humongous, so--------yH. It happened like 3 yrs ago-- And I just got comfortable with myself narrating the story to people (or my freinds making fun of me with it) several months ago. [/quote]by chance, you don't have any picture of this incident or a video clip? if you put it on ebay, i will buy it for any amount. |
chaircover:i stopped taking pap when i was about 6. i sincerely believe it's for ill/sick people. something to take when the appetite is lacking or when the taste buds are not functional. apart from that, i don't see the purpose it serves. pap? mbaaaaaa let's stick to the yam/eggs, british breakfast and other varieties. pap is a bladder worrier. |
the pain is so intense! |
chaircover:2 paint buckets? huh? https://www.gogifs.com/gifs/wwe4.gif |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=239117.msg9036833#msg9036833 date=1314647996]I had to cry fam. hehehehe. I was the joke of the day. Those Juniors that hated me got their "revenge" that day.[/quote]what did the juniors see? i wish i have a time machine and rewind back to this fateful day. who wouldn't wanna see a bouncy butt break a zipper? ![]() |
Goldieluks:who cares what matters to you? i am talking about what matters to me. . . . jeeez, what's wrong with today's females with unnecessary aggression. have you got a pr1ck between your wet folds? |
Krayola:they had 8 players out. if we remove the equivalent in barcelona on a day they face madrid, una go chop 11-0. |
chaircover:pap is for ill/sick people. i don't like pap, i hate tea as well. |
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=239117.msg9036773#msg9036773 date=1314647519]Mine was in High-School (SS3). Who's wasn't? ![]() It was during our Founder's day. Founder's day was a really really really big deal in my school then. Big deal asin, Kings and governor(s) were present. March Past was one of the main events of the day. I was in front of my team's flag, (meaning, I had to call out the orders. "Left, Right, Left, Kick, stomp, front, back, Left, Right, Left" ). ![]() My team was about getting to the front of the judges, When my skirt suddenly popped (the zipper broke---the zipper is at the back of the skirt). My skirt was tight as 4uck, so yh, everything was showing. Though our shirts were tucked in, mine wasn't long enough to cover anything. I wanted to freeze. I had to keep shouting orders. It was super awkward. It was obvious there was something wrong with me, coz my voice started shaking and breaking. LMAO. The rest of the story is just unarratable. I cried o. Chei. Till this day, I thank God I wasn't wearing a thong----buhahahah. [/quote]you shouldn't have cried.like you said, your skirt was tight as 4k so it's obvious your yansh broke the zipper. ![]() |
Krayola:turboh, shut up and go and watch your game. cesc is no longer with arsenal, move on!!! madrid fans don't go on united threads whenever ronaldo scores. i think you deserve a ban. 24 months at least. |
Goldieluks:it matters if i have got a sudden interest in you, don't you think? |
chaircover:akara and pap? ![]() no way. . . . .british breakfast on saturday, yam and eggs on sunday. ![]() |
chaircover:awww, but too bad i don't eat any solids at all. how about some good ol' british breakfast? ![]() |
Goldieluks:just curious to know how goldie-d your look is. |
dayokanu:ashley young was probably too shocked to see how easy it was to sodomize arsenal. he kept pinging those curlers. . . . . .i have been told szczesny is the bomb but he was culpable for at least 6 of the goals he conceded last night. rooney's double freekicks. . . ashley young's curlers and j s park's low shot. all of the shots were taken outside the box. ![]() |
chaircover:you are so nigerian! |
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Figo didn't win the CL in 2001 either. . . Beckham helped United win the league and besides, he was more prolific in the 2001/2002 season than the 98/99 season you said he peaked.

Though our shirts were tucked in, mine wasn't long enough to cover anything. I wanted to freeze. I had to keep shouting orders. It was super awkward. It was obvious there was something wrong with me, coz my voice started shaking and breaking. LMAO. 

