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iz2much:
Kirikiri Maximum Prison thats what we call it,
why cant we just have a new intake about that and change our mode of keeping bad guys behind bar CORRECTION instead of been locked up. Prison sound more like torture

obasanjo promised that in 1999.

the obnoxious swine did nothing for 8 years. direct your queries to him in ota.
when you see him, tell him he owes me a dozen slaps.

annawhite:
goodevening house!
Reality gudafternun!
Goldie aw far?

annawhite, are you related to cuddlemii?

russellino:
@ coogar-the fact that we have won our openng games against teams like arsenal and tottenham (who are getting their butts whipped all over the place) does not guarantee sustained battles against the likes of liverpool who have stocked up their already monstrous midfield or even the same arsenal who overnight acquired two maestros in benayoun and arteta.

we will take 6 points from liverpool this season.
they are easily the most overrated team in the league. the arsenal they struggled to beat until frimpong got sent off was the same squad united humiliated massively.

Our boys have talent but there's no big personality to drag the team up on a bad day

rooney? evra? the twins? anderson?
what are those? you underestimate your team.

I can bet my behind that if we had a sneijder or even a charlie adam, barcelona wouldn't have had it easy with us last season

charlie adam wouldn't have started for man utd.
sneijder? hmmmmmm. . . . . maybe.
we beat barcelona with anderson/cleverley. let's see how it goes.
the youths have come of age.

debosky:
Maybe we need to start rationing the posts by non-gooners on this thread. . . . sharon has more posts here than in his own backyard.

Now GIT.

gaynners provide the best entertainment on nairaland.
it's a haven of the deluded lost souls - and you know how people just to love r[i]e[/i]tards perform. . .

lari03:
Its so sad that some people lack the manners that positively build the sport, I challenge you already challenged Man u fans to go look elsewhere for whom to hurl insults with,dig into the archives rather than displaying your insecurity online,mark my words ManU will not find their way this season,see you at the end of May 2012.

maybe your seniors on this thread have not shown you how we roll here, but here goes. . . .
we have a way of making people look like fools with the kind of balderdash you spewed up there. "man utd will not find their way this season". nearly all the douche-bag arsenal fans on this thread have made one dud prediction or the other and they have all been burnt. . . . .you will only add to the statistics.
tread carefully. . . .

sexkillz:
Nice SCRIPT! But in this movie, NEXT time the ACTOR develops a stomach ache, he should run to a PHARMACY!

Apart from that little flaw i noticed in BOLD, this movie would really really SELL!

so pharmacy shops open till 10pm in nigeria? huh?
i am not saying the original poster is saying the truth but the flaw you noticed is no flaw. . . . .it's the perfect scenario in nigeria.
most shops close before 6pm. . . .on a sunday, they probably don't open at all.

[quote author=Ricky_Ross link=topic=750652.msg9071749#msg9071749 date=1315078816]Oh poo i thought you knew Jazzy well Needless to waste my time. Jazzy is rich i mean very rich in African standards though, Ask people why he is called DON>>> He has diversified enterprises, Mo Hits is just one of his companies. He makes money through many avenues. Now that he is popular there are many things he cant do, Go figure[/quote]stop talking like an idiotic twerp.
i know don jazzie like the back of ma hand. he's a keyboard expert. . . . .he makes beats for solek(a juju artiste in london). then he gets peanuts from what party-goers spray solek after their shows. then there was a disagreement between solek and don jazzie. . . . .and solek fired him. don jazzie was jobless. feeding on scraps and crumbles and the uk tax credit system became his manna. . . .

they made quite a lot from the fraud and they went straight to nigeria to invest it in the music industry - a nice move i must add.
the reason they were so successful was they were independent from the word go. . . . .unlike 2face that first started under kennis music and was sucked to his marrow before he became independent. d'banj/don jazzie did not pay a single dime of their income to any record label or music producer. they ate everything they made.

debosky:
Even the wisest man will appear simple to outside observers when surrounded with a preponderance of idiocy generated by you and your ilk.

and yet i remain the voice of wisdom on this thread. . . .
a thread filled with laboratory simpletons like yourself. . . a haven of social reprobates, lunkheads, moronic fiends, etc.
i am thankful for a tool like yourself cos without you, some of us wouldn't be this successful.

[quote author=Ricky_Ross link=topic=750652.msg9071670#msg9071670 date=1315078151]Which one is the dirty lie? That Jazzy is rich or what By the way, you failed to tell us how Jazzy and d-banj made money through uk tax system and went to Nigeria to launder their loot? Maybe you know more than you are telling us? Were you part of their gang?[/quote]go and read about the uk tax credit system that was compromised in 2004 and 2005.
hmrc lost £15 million to nigerian/polish fraudsters. d'banj and don jazzie benefited from the nationwide crime and the rest they say is history.
i commend them for investing their loot in something worthwhile though. . . . .but never ever say it anywhere don jazzie owns mansions in the united kingdom. . . . . . . . .it reeks of sheer ignorance. a flat can cost £5 million. . . . a mansion is something else. . . . .when you then say mansions, you are just taking the piss.

[quote author=Ricky_Ross link=topic=750652.msg9071616#msg9071616 date=1315077510]Don Jazzy is already a Multi Millionaire, he owns mansions all over the UK before he ventured into Music. Ask your brothers in England who Don Jazzy is. Don Jazzy will remain a multi millionaire with or without dbanj. If you dont know, it was Don Jazzy who initiated and paid Snoop. Remember not so long ago Glo sacked dbanj bc of his dumb ugly yoyoba face.

Talking about illiteracy, we all know an Igbo school drop is by far wiser and smarter than a yoyoba degree holder. In one village in Osun state there are about 5 professors but they have nothing to show other than fail students who refuse to settle them during examinations. But come to Igbo cities like Nnewi you will see intelligent Igbo school drop outs who are manufacturing simple things that yoyoba professors can only dream of.

The Igbos have successfully built cars in Nigeria  (Google Innosson Vehicle Manufacturing Company and Izuogu Motors), tell us what your very fat, very dumb, very ugly and extremely DIRTY yoyoba professors have invented in Nigeria? All you know is buy/forge certificates to look good on the outside and nothing to show inside,[/quote]that is a dirty lie.
don jazzie was a promoter. . . .solek's promoter. . . . .
made money through uk's tax system, cojoined with d-banj and went to nigeria to launder their loot.
up until 2005, don jazzie was a one-room tenant.

don jazzie owns mansions in the uk?
all his ancestors put together plus d'banj's ancestors cannot afford a mansion in the uk.
mo-hits is worth just £3 million, abdul mutallab's flat is £2 million. . . .use your common sense to figure out what a mansion cost in the united kingdom.

Jcob:
He's yet to recover from the shock.

Nairalanders help him out.

nairalanders should help him out? how?
we should donate 450k and give it to your friend so he can give it to another hood rat all over again?

debosky:
I agree - you two simpletons make it so difficult to engage in coherent conversation without interjecting with your insidious stupidity.

you are still a blunt tool!
i will never understand what happened to the football knowledge you once possessed.
it must be said arsenal's form is directly proportional to your knowledge pool. . . . when arsenal play shyte, debosky's brain-cells hibernate!

debosky:
You were about to type the obvious. . . .with two spare neurones can perceive that the unlimited U-21 players are excluded, but then again, when we are dealing with the two epitomes of stupidity in Sharon and Donkeykanu, that is far too much to ask for.

shut your filthy mouth, deborah!
you are not allowed to speak freely on this thread any more.
your intelligence keeps diminishing exponentially.

[quote author=Kay-Dee link=topic=743413.msg9071247#msg9071247 date=1315073337]Those names are just there to make up the 25-man squad since other players like Wilshere, Miguel and Szceszny still fall under the category of "unlimited no. of younger-age players" that are elligible to play and can be omitted.[/quote]i was about to type that. . . . .wilshere, djourou and gibbs are free to play cos they grew in the academy.
debosky is probably high on shekpe as usual

russellino:
As much as I have faith in SAF I know that he hasn't gotten his midfield right. Right now I can safely say that our midfield is operating at 60% strength. we have good ballers and scary wingers but the heartbeat in the centre of the park still lacks a big personality like keane or scholes.

anderson would grow into keane and cleverley would assume the role of scholes.

let's get something straight here. some players are too good to be replaced. the manager just have to find someone who delivers in his own way and contribute immensely to the team. when ronaldo left, there was panic everywhere cos we all wondered who could replace him. fergie bought valencia - a player who is miles below ronaldo's talent pool. however, valencia delivered the way he knows and he soon became a cult hero at old trafford.

we can never replace keane and scholes. . . . .
i am confident of the players we have got to fill the roles of that central midfield. cleverley seems fine and anderson has suddenly become a beast after continuous starts for the senior team. united still have fletcher, carrick, giggs and gibson who can come in and do a job when required. i am happy with the squad we have got and they have won every game since pre-season.

slimshay:
Ha, I forgot you were the ones telling us Messi was already juggling balls in his father's sac as a Fluid.

you would know that one.
chief s[i]e[/i]men slurper

Technical knowhow is how to finish a game off? And this nincompoop says Ibime reads too much british junk. I bet 'grit' and 'fighting spirit' is technical know how too.

you are a tool!

technical know how: the procedures one complete step by step to successfully finish a task.
talent: natural endowment or natural ability of a superior quality.

and yet you tell me the 2 are the same thing. . . . .you should donate your brains for the next lobotomy experiment in your city.
fabregas and his bunch of simpletons in arsenal all possess the natural ability to pass and move. . . .but they always fail to successfully finish the task of winning football games. they still try to dribble when keeping the ball or playing for time to end a match would win them the game. that is lack of technical know how.

man utd players don't have as much talents but they know when to pass, when to entertain and when to finish off games.
the evidence is the titles after titles they keep winning where the fanciful tools at arsenal gnash their teeth every season blaming everything from the bus driver, the pitch, the physicality of their opponents, etc.

lari03:
Chill out guy,a trophy is a trophy, its a competition and we won holding on defensively haha. . . . . . . .
So what else?

one of the few times arsenal have shown a bit of technical know how under wenger.
compare your performance of that fa cup final to the game against birmingham(the day eduardo lost his ankle) or the newcastle 4-4 game.

lari03:
if you say we lack consistency yes,but anything else we will never agree. Afterall,it was Arsenal that should have hired SAF,before the deal got sour and he joined ManUtd.

so this is the reason why arsenal have not won a dime in 7 years?
one thing we have to credit deborah and dr kit for is their determination to keep producing muppets on this thread. ever since this forum was formed, the number of muppets this never-ending thread has given us is the avalanche of military grade muppets. the list is endless

lari03:
Cesc won FA cup with Arsenal beating ManU on penalties

what an achievement!!!
except that fletcher did that the previous 12 months eliminating the invincibles in the semi finals.

what about league titles? carling cups? champions league titles?
surely, cesc fabregas didn't come to england to win fa cups? he came to win the big titles.

fa cup ma ass? john utaka won it for pompey in 2008.
no penalty shoot-out

edoyad:
Coming from you, dude it's a compliment. I don't even know what the diagnosis would be , but definitely a form of OCD.  And that would be with an overwhelming desire to prove your perceived superiority in the most banal of mundane topics

your ancestors would be happy with the amount of vast information you learn from me.
you unrepentant w@nker with poop for brains!
if you reduce the size of your nostrils, your problems are half-solved.

slimshay:
^^^Negro pleeeese. Talent is technical know-how. Ask Debo for pointers to phrase your words. He invented grammar.

talent is not technical know-how, you slowpoke.
talent is in-born. . . . you learn technical know-how. . . . .things like how to win games/finish off games.
that is the difference between fletcher and fabregas, difference between ferguson and wenger, difference between arsenal and man utd.

And while we are at it, Cesc packs more talent/technical know how in his beard than anybody in your present midfield bar Giggs.
This is where you say you 8-2 to be Arsenal.

cesc packs more talent but with nothing to show for it in eight years in the english league.
what a waste of talent!

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slimshay:
Less talented but with more technical know how'. . . .eloquent rubbish!

it's one of the reasons darren fletcher was more successful than cesc fabregas in the english league.
fabregas has more talent with the ball, fletcher has the technical know how to finish a match.
there's a difference between the two. rosicky is 1000 times as talented as ji sung park, but we all know who is more effective.

Outstrip:
Rolls eyes

i can't see your eyes rolled.

edoyad:
Cos we are The Arsenal.

the epitome of failure.

And also because. . . . . this syphillitic Cyborg believes  we actually "read" his psychopathic banter.
The two gunners who occasionally find time to rummage through his junk are slowly being affected negatively. Can you spot them ?  

and the onanist speaks. . . .
one of the most idiotic, gullible and the most brainless invertebrate mammal on this forum.

lari03:
Remember 2or3seasons ago liverpool almost won the EPL,where did they end last season?

liverpool don't make the same amount of money arsenal make.

lari03:
big 4 for 6 seasons and you say that they can't handle the game? Haba give credit where it is due,since Henry left and several seasons passed people kept saying all sorts of things but the young team remained up there mixing it with the best.Even Guadiola acknowledged that.

what's the meaning of big four?
what have they won in the last six seasons?

so you guys think arsenal achieve by finishing in the top four?
a club that racks £100m per season. . .a club that charges the highest champions league tickets/premier league tickets and yet they cannot win titles to save their skins?

guardiola acknowledged what? he only said there are hundreds of jack wilshere in his youth team.

lari03:
Why is this thread the most active in the sports section?

because the thread has the most pathetic set of fans in the world. . . . .
few of them are actually brilliant but majority are mehhhhhhhhhhh

duduspace:
RVP dey vex, both he and our resident Kung-fu expert should just bring that kinda form back to the emirates.
Anyone discussing Wilshere with Sharon would do better to start heading a wall, the muppet probably still believes Ravel Morrison is better, pure beef 

and there lies the crux of the matter. . . . .

reprobates have turned very fickle when they see a player with a lot of natural talent. at man united/chelsea etc. you're expected to be direct and have an end product all the time. we don't really do the arsenal midfield thing of playing people who haven't learnt what to do with the ball or how to fulfil a specific role yet, just because they have technical ability, otherwise pogba and ravel morrison would be starters at man utd already.

wilshere would be sat on the bench if he is a man utd player a lot of the time while someone most probably less talented but with more technical know how/cutting edge would be on the pitch in his place. this is the reason united keep winning and arsenal keep failing season after season. the double promotion your youth players get into the senior team is erroneous.

there's a reason you're the best team in the world at having control of the ball without having control of the game.

debosky:
Dunno why Dudu keeps bothering - I have consistently said that United CANNOT have financial problems given the strength of their brand. If they want to get rid of the entire debt tomorrow, just do a partial listing and it disappears. Even without that, their cash generation is prolific, while Arsenal's demand is going soft such that more red level members can attend first team games now.

Waiting for your rivals to collapse financially will never happen - the sooner Dudu realises this, the better.

let him keep waiting. . . . .
he will wait till his hair goes grey!!!

ritchboy:
^^ You were making sense by your standards, until you said "Jamie Carragher"

jamie carragher was a better defender than toure between 2002 and 2005.
but i guess you were not old enough to watch the premier league then - you belong to the generation of the "ballack in chelsea" era.

there are too many simpletons on this thread chatting rubbish . . .

if it's true the op has found pictures of his wife being sent to an ex-lover, then the wife has cheated.
i don't blame the wife. . . .i blame the poster. this woman cheated on you before but you still foolishly went ahead to marry her out of sentiments.
a girl that cheated in her teens will cheat in marriage. it's like cancer - it does not stop.

now that you have managed to get yourself a cheating wife, deal with it.
you forgave her before, you can forgive her again.
if i decide to buy a 3rd hand car, i should not complain when the engine gives me problems every now and then. . .

duduspace:
By the way, just noticed the references to Manure's financial situation and just to correct some misconceptions

Manure's debt has not been reduced by 20 percent, what has reduced is the Net debt which is simply subtracting the cash at hand from the gross debt. Manure's debt right now still stands at 458m (after they bought back roughly 60m of the 518m bonds they sold)  while they 'had' 150m free cash at the June End of Financial year. Like someone pointed out, they strategically made those results look so good for the purposes of their PO, I'm sure they no longer have that 150m in the bank cos they weren't generating money in the summer period and would have to pay wages while they also bought players over the summer.
Its a bit like someone printing off their bank statement on the first day of the month after the salary cheque clears but before the standing orders and direct debits start to take their toll. 

Having said that, they did have a stunning financial performance and their cash flow is stronger than it ever was, if the Glazers don't simply take all the money from the planned floatation (as there is still some concern as to how the 250m of PIK loans was paid off), they should get enough to pay off that debt (depending on uptake) and might even become profitable, their period of sustained success is definitely paying off from a business perspective but the fact that the Glazers are willing to give up part of the equity suggests to me that all is not as well as they have made it look. I would still place a big AVOID rating on that floatation, the Glazers are a smart lot.

I'm looking forward to the release of ours, it will also give a very true picture of our financial situation as there should be no exceptional items inflating our results this year and there wasn't much player sales in the period covered, the player trading for this summer will be in the results after that. If we get above 10m PAT, that would be a good result indeed.

you must be a consummate tool to have typed this nonsense.
if you dunno about corporate accounts, shut your gob on something you know nothing about.
in this summer alone, they secured sponsorship deals from dhl(£40m) and beeline(vietnamese mobile group). . . .

the contracts of wes brown, john o'shea, hargreaves, gary neville, paul scholes, etc were also torn to shreds. in mumuface's deluded world, what these players cop per week is more than what ashley young, phil jones and david de gea would be getting now. i think it's a let down that most gooners rant on something they know about. 12 months ago, your prediction was man utd would go under and yet they keep breaking turnover records and operating profit records.

ritchboy:
Vidic was still in obscurity when Kolo was already a top dog.

kolo toure was never a top dog defender in the premier league. . .he's never been in the pfa team in his 8 yrs in the premier league.
he was always behind rio ferdinand, sol campbell, john terry, jamie carragher.

y3mz1:
Hmmm, I'm a UK born Nigerian girl and I find it easy to connect to Nigerian males and females living in Nigeria.

Try a different approach or try talking to ones which have similar interests to you

how do you go about it?

ibime is a d1ckhead!
that's the long n short story of this.
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for feck's sake walcott is really shyte!
what exactly is the hype about walcott?

he's been playing shyte for england all day.
what a pass by rooney to send walcott through on goal. . . .walcott shot 25metres wide.

sleekdot:
Xavi doesnt mark, Cant tackle, limited in dribbles, no pace Yet he is better than 99% of midlfielders in Football. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Do we measure footballer by departments? Messi is average at heading, dead balls,, doesnt take Long range shots? doesnt do stepovers, Doesnt do bicycle kicks, Barele tackles, is lightweight Yet he has been the best player in the world for the past 3 years

The best play makers in the last decades were Xavi and Zidane tell me how many of these they could do mark, tackle, track players, dribble, no pace etc.

You have to differentiate when you are talking to GAYYners and to elite analysts like Dayokanu,

Show me any point in time where Xavi didnt have a DM behind him at Barca either in the mould of Petit, Cocu, Van Bommel, Busquets, Yaya toure, Edmilson etc

Think your response through else I wont be nice next time.

i dunno why you are responding to ibime.
his football knowledge has gone down the drain ever since yaradua died.

this was what christian eriksen's father said when chelsea wanted eriksen for a third trial.

The father of Ajax midfielder Christian Eriksen has hit out at English clubs, claiming their 'cold' way of dealing with young players is bad for their development.

Eriksen, 19, had a trial at Chelsea as a youth player but failed to impress enough to earn himself a contract and Eriksen Snr was unimpressed with the way his son was handled by the London club.

"Chelsea thought he was too weak and not that great," Thomas Eriksen told the Daily Mail. "They wanted him to have a third trial - but I said no to that. They had time to consider him.

"But it suited us just fine because it was not the right place for him. The English mentality does not work, they are completely cold with the way they deal with players.

"If there is one player from the youth team that goes to the first team they are happy. They are indifferent to all the rest. The training facilities are good - but kids should not go there."

The Danish midfielder impressed in the 2-1 loss to England in February and has been recently linked with a move to Liverpool, which he claimed he would turn down

now you see why english fans prefer micah richards, scott parker, lampard and other zombies instead of raw skills.
it's rubbish to see things that way.

the twins, hernandez, tevez, silva, scholes, messi, iniesta, xavi, casillas. they're too small now aren't they?
hmm, who's been struggling with the physicality of the league. chamakh,,bebe, kanoute did, dzeko did until recently. how tall and strong are these players in comparison?

Ibime:
Its the same thing with Eriksson.

Any playmaker that has attributes to do all jobs is PRICELESS.

You forgot Xavi started as a Defensive Midfielder. Who told you Busquets is even a typical DM? Busquets is a playmaker type who has the intelligence to play deep.

This is the difference between Boyz and Men.

it's eriksen not eriksson. perhaps you are talking about a different player.
have you seen christian eriksen in ajax at all? ever? a player that won the best young player in eredivisie is not as good as wilshere? if wilshere was french, would he win the same award that had chicharito and nani as nominees?

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the day wilshere r@pes his marker like this, i would give you $500.