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dayokanu:
^^ Werent you the same person talking trash about Dzeko last season?

This has now buttressed how useless Torres is or whats Fernandos excuse now?

dzeko is shyte!
with the number of creativity in the city team, any top striker would score bazillion of goals.

david silva + aguero + nasri + tevez. . . .i am not sure barcelona can match this creativity.
hugo rodallega will score 60 goals per season leading this city team.

and dzeko bags his hatrick
game over!

Ibime:
Bosingwas problem is always when he's forced to defend. It would be interesting to see how AVB would use him going forth.
I still need one more winger, one DM and one CM before the transfer window shuts. AVB, please bring Lass Diarra back to the Bridge!

he said he's too big to play for chelsea.
it's a step down. y'all should buy m'villa.

he's the next makelele. . . . .whoever signs that player in the big four is the next english team to win champions league.

Kobojunkie:
Back to discussion before the many attempts to introduce the ridiculous  . . . .

indolent twit!
you are a lost cause.

Kobojunkie:
That your father/mother probably called you a (insert above highlighted), does not then mean everyone else is like you
Like I had on here earlier

they did not call me such. . . .cos i don't roll on the floor laughing. . . .

. . .  make sure you function with a brain yourself before you go checking if others do.

if you make a poll, majority will agree my brain cells are functional .
the same people would pronounce you brain dead.

So because you are in MOURNING(not like you are not one of those who continue to ALLOW all this continue in the first place) does not mean we should all be in pretend gloomy mode with you. See mor-onic reasoning for pete's sake!!!  Now run along and go fix yourself up a brain before you loose what you have there holding you up temporarily!

the fact that you are repeating yourself subconsciously proves you are suffering from creeping neurosis.
no one is asking you to be gloomy, and neither should you laugh hysterically. do people's deaths give you org[i]a[/i]sm? are you by chance necrophiliac?

P.S: At least 20 people die somewhere around the world each second . . . . . unless you are going to tell me next that you exist in a constant state of gloominess as a result, I suggest again, you go go get your brain wherever you dropped it!

this kobojunkie is a tool. . . . . .so because 20 people die in the world per second now means you should laugh?
dang it. . . . . certain pills musta been prescribed when you were feeding via placenta. you are mentally unstable. look at her argument - we all know people die every second but the least you could do is to be sober your own countrymen have died in a natural hazard. a rare occurrence in that part of the world - and all you could do is to laugh?

you are a disgrace to the hamlet that bore you. shame on your lineage!

Kobojunkie:
You know what . . .  make sure you function with a brain yourself before you go checking if others do.

you are a consummate tool.

So because you are in MOURNING(not like you are not one of those who continue to ALLOW all this continue in the first place) does not mean we should all be in pretend gloomy mode with you. See mor-onic reasoning for pete's sake!!!  Now run along and go fix yourself up a brain before you loose what you have there holding you up temporarily!

you have not addressed my hypothesis. . . .
if your father was among the victims washed away by the flood, would you not be in a gloomy mode as we speak?
you obdurate w@nker? why do you always roll on the floor laughing? are you spineless?
as old as you are - all you do is roll on the floor like a cretinous vermin high on opiates. . . . .if you marry a tool like you, you will produce airheads.

Kobojunkie:
This from a major (see highlighted) whose family must be full of them (see highlighted) for you to think you everyone else is like em(see highlighted).

Yes, don't focus on those who voted the man in -- attack me . . . I am the one RESPONSIBLE for the dead you PRETEND to be concerned about . . . ROFLMAO!!! And you are meant to be one of the so-called educated youths of that country. ROFLMAO!!

kobojunkie, that laugh was uncalled for.
if any member of your family was washed away by the flood, i doubt you would be here rolling on the floor at the expense of other people's miseries.
sometimes i think you don't function with a brain at all. laughing at the death of young children is a new depth of idiocy from you.

keep it up!

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=746185.msg9023393#msg9023393 date=1314479711]what do you mean?[/quote]i meant exactly what i typed.
ibadan used to be the dirtiest city in the third world, no?

i trust tpia to fish something out. . . .

but is this ibadan?
when did ibadan become this neat and tidy?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=743848.msg9023126#msg9023126 date=1314477055]seriously though, are there no more handsome guys in nigeria.[/quote]look who's asking. . . .

gokuu:
Heavy downpour again in oyostate as floods sweep through oyo state, IB is almost submerged! Eleyele, poly road, apete, agbowo UI area, odo ona apata, oluyole industrial have all gone under water, countless number of people are dead and hundreds missing! Ajimobi is not in the country, he went to saudi arabia, deputy governor is calling on neighbouring states to come to the rescue! A helicopter has been deployed to rescue some people trapped in the flood! Please, ogun, osun, oyo, ekiti, lagos HELP!

post pictures so we can know how serious this looks. . . .
flood sacks ibadan? what exactly do you mean by that?

debosky:
^^
One of the truest statements you have made in ages. . . .since they are effectively competing for different things (titles vs being in the top 4) there is little reason for animosity or beef.

wenger will win a title this season. . . .
you heard it here first. . . . . .the only snag is city's reserve team at the early stage of these competitions is better than 18 premier league teams.
if arsenal get lucky and avoid city, wenger is bound to win at least one trophy.

MRbrownJAY:
i guess we have a different views of what a LIVE AND KICKING MARRIAGE is. in my world a live and kicking marriage is one where BOTH are happy, BOTH are respectful of their spouse, BOTH act right.

so who told you both aren't happy as we speak?
who told you the husband is not sweating it out on top of his wife as we speak?
you already know one of them is unhappy? people you have never met before?
can also predict the lottery numbers for me, please?

are you claiming that 10yrs is the benchmark for "never die from it"?
again, you are talking about an ILLUSION as most people with AIDS eventually die from it (or any illness related to it). . . . . . . . .just because a few have managed to live for more than 20yrs with the disease is irrelevant.(especially when you know that it's the result of EXPENSIVE ARV cocktails)

ten years or 100 years is irrelevant.
the crux of the matter is. . . . .what you don't know will not kill you.
that is set in stone. how do you know your current partner is not or has not cheated on you?

i guess in your world, its all about APPEARANCES, to hell with marriage vows and the aim is to stay married at all cost, right?!
as for what the husband is doing, again, it's IRRELEVANT here as cheating surely wont solve the problem at hand.

exactly.
it's an unfair world out there. . . .
she's made a mistake - and she wants to correct that mistake. . . .who are you to judge?

woah, another beautiful example of an ILLUSION of all being alive and kicking. they have a contract together and they are suppose to respect it, 
here is something for YOU to think about since you think all is well:
Mr A married Mrs B but he later discovered that he likes men and is actually g[b]a[/b]y, he now happily sleep around with men while pretending that all is well. do you also think that this marriage is ALIVE AND KICKING?!

i don't see how this instance is relevant to the problem here but i will answer you nonetheless.

very much alive and kicking as long as it's kept under wraps.
the marriage will blossom provided he can get the balance. . . .please his wife and please his [i]f[/i]aggot partner

better yet, MR A's wife is lacing his every day meal with rat poison, since he is still alive, and doesnt know what his wife is doing, then this marriage is considered by you as ALIVE AND KICKING?!

this analogy is rather idiotic.
lacing with rat poison will kill the husband. . . .something non-existent in the original poster's story.

i am only asking for what is RIGHT. we all know that to stay happily married aint easy but if one of the spouse decides that they have enough then they should ACT RIGHT rather that playing the fields. and if they truly need some gigolos then let her husband KNOW and DECIDE if he wants to be with such person.

she has not had enough, she got carried away.
she's now sober and she wants to correct her wrongs. . . . . . .she stopped the affair not because the husband suspected anything.
that is the key issue you are ignoring.

the important question here is: why should people stay married if they have no intention to RESPECT the marriage, RESPECT themselves and RESPECT their spouse?!

so you think she's always had the intention to sleep around before she got married?

yet you are happy to disrespect that r/ship by sleeping around?! what an irony!!!
to each their own, as i said earlier, some people live ALL THEIR LIVES as an illusion. everything about them/their life is fake and its all about keeping up with the "Adebowales". sad life indeed.

stop talking rubbish my friend.
where is the disrespect here. . . . . .here's a married woman that got carried away. something must have led her to cheat, no?
she got carried away, she cheated. . . . . .she realized her mistakes and she wants to make things right. . . .and your first impulse is for her to tell her husband. . . . .how will that help her? if your partner tells you she slept around several times, would you forgive her? huh?

i hope you feel the same way if/when your partner catches HIV/AIDS through her infidelity and decides to continue having unprotected se.x with you, jsince all is "ALIVE AND KICKING".
you are DEFINITELY no expert in risk management because, if you were, then you wouldnt have cheated to begin with, BWAAAAAAAAH!

of course, i will feel the same way.
what has happened has happened. i have come to realize it's an unfair world.
whatever situation you find yourself, dust yourself and move the feck on. . . . . . .

says who i ain't an expert in risk management? what is the risk then if i don't cheat?
i don't think you are the sharpest knife in the drawer. . . .

if this lady had done her "homework" properly then A) we would have never heard of this blackmail issues and B) she would never consider paying the guy. the guy asked for 1million Naira so he surely has something incriminating on her, the minute she pays then she will be hooked, just like most people scammed through 419, and will pay through her damn nose till she get busted. this lady may be a lot of think but smart SHE IS NOT!

she's done her homework. . . . .she has probably made up her mind on what to do before the original poster came here to seek opinions.
the lady in question has not called you or anyone here for help. you are the one pissing in the wind thinking she's in a whole lot of trouble.
you don't know if the lady in question is now on her 4th honeymoon with her husband in las vegas as we speak. all expenses covered by the errrrrrrrrrr husband of course.

go and drink water and breathe easy.
life is not as black and white as you think.
your partner will cheat on you and there's bloody nothing you can do about it but whine.
it's a sinful world - deal with it.

naijababe:
^ Oi, u wan disappear inside endless pit of snakes ?  . I thought I'd seen it all on NL, this definitely takes the cake. Una no go kill pesin.

i have 5 tonnes of serum with me.
snake bites don't harm me.

Goldieluks:
You want her to go to osun state,at the state of her skin,
can't you see she's neither fair nor dark,what would she look like under that nija scorching sun?
can't you see,she would be rejected even with her GREEN CARD,BRITISH PASSPORT AND AUSTRALIAN PASSPORT?
Plus she would scare the hell outta kids,with those looks?

danfo drivers will have to manage tilapia like that. . . .
she's a gateway to australia to whoever lucky tribal-marked danfo driver she hitches up with.

sir alex ferguson has backed arsene wenger. . . . .it means wenger must be getting it wrong.
united are happy with the state arsenal have suddenly found themselves. . . .

Iya Witch:
@ Tpia

hope you are not ignorant of the fact that men from EVERY cadre of society patronise commercial seex workers. In fact upper class men are among the most ardent patrons and this is all over the world.

iya witch, do you give fêllatio?
i am curious because your ability of sucking blood from the souls of humans should make you an expert oral sêx administrator. . .

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=743848.msg9022958#msg9022958 date=1314475415]nice try, but we all know its you.

so you agree you look like a gorilla.

i'm sure you get that a lot [/quote]your comprehension skills are zero.
where in ma comment did i agree that nonsense you spewed there?

no wonder you are bitter about most things in life.
your arse is stuck in australia looking like that? damnit, you must be one sex-starved woman.
better go back to osun state and get yourself a danfo driver to procreate.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=743848.msg9022904#msg9022904 date=1314475058]^well, your picture in your profile isnt too attractive, so i dont know why you're ranting here.

you look very much like a gorilla but i could be wrong since i dont have my contacts on at the time of typing.[/quote]but seriously, tpia - if this is your picture then you belong to the lower rung of naija babes.
with all your big mouth and criticisms you heap on people, you have to be the ugliest chic on this forum.

your hair is unkempt. your face has the same roughness of a freshly produced sandpaper.
and that smile? what's that about? unless you have something really special, you won't convince anyone with that look of yours.

as per the profile - that's my pet monkey.
i could persuade him to date you if don't mind. after all, the only difference is you are clothed and he loves it bare.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/513473_Ugly_Dog_Typia_JPG7d43bc517fdb2941d4dfa546bb219b7b

you mean this is tpia? i refuse to believe this.
and she has the chutzpah to say someone is unattractive? why are some girls so hateful when they themselves look hideous.

tpia looks like a cross of a donkey and a human mutt.

Donlittle:
wtf? silly question
are africans suppose to look white??  

don't mind 190. . . . .his head is far buried up his arse.

congrats to mercy johnson.
she pulled it off - she deserves to be happy.

merge:
There a time and place for everything. This is a forum.  A time for debate and discussion. Not a marriage sermon/courtship. How dumb do you really think I'm? lol Some women know how to play the game remember that.

thanks for proving me right then.
like i stated earlier, it's either you are a wum or you're suffering from identity crisis
probably a bit of both. . . .

i rest my case. . . .

merge:

All you can do is judge me. I don't care to be the nigerian standards. I will not marry 100 men. Only one. I can only be me and that is enough. Most Nigerian men want women that shout  out Jesus and wear weaves. I don't do any of that. If I voice my opinion that means I'm older than 30. Funny logic.

you can only marry one man?
and this man would be from where? nigeria?

if you meet any nigerian male that is ready to put up with this baggage of yours, be wary and flee from him.
he only needs you for the green card. no nigerian man would tolerate 1/100th of the crap you keep spewing.

merge:
What ever you say about me does not matter. I have my belief. Nothing can change that. Criticize me all you want I will remain the same. Its not going to change a DAMN thing.

we don't want you to change. . . .remaining this way forever would please us.

you dislike nigerian men and you are on a nigerian forum? what is it with you that is distorted?
maybe you need a psychiatric hospital to sort out your dementia.
you are probably one of those akata babes who has aged beyond marriageable age and you are looking for an avenue to pour out your frustrations.

i have met several girls like you in the states. one-tracked mind, mostly virgins, spent more years in school than in the outside world looking for the cure of hiv virus, kept themselves holy for mr right until they realized their market is now obsolete and so on and forth.

the bad news is. . . . .nigerian males don't care about your standards. . . . .nigeria is the most populous black nation in the world.
there are bazillions of better women like you in nigeria. . . . . .we have seen it all, so stiffen your middle finger and sit on it.

claremont:
Intelligent woman?

i have a better chance joining the b.n.p.

Princek12:
You would lick my feet if you met me in person, for I am the type of dude who will put you in your place. I am the guy you dream about all day. Trust me, I know.

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premechaz:
Still searching for a hubby?

Are you still menstruating?

Post a picture of yourself?

Who is hotter, you or BABE!?

she probably looks like whoopi goldberg

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=744765.msg9016883#msg9016883 date=1314397273]ha!--- Did I cockblock? I'm sorry if I did. [/quote]cockblock? i was never interested in the heifer, abeg.
she pussblocked herself talking balderdash. . . .

that post was for her, not for you.
you are a darling.

iyawitch is probably a human-goat calling herself a witch. . . .

merge:
Coogar don't even know anything about African religions. Juju is not a religion. haha Ignorant. You don't fit what I want now you attack.

get the phuck out of here, you greasy dickhead!

claremont:
^^^^
Merge is obviously looking for a perfect Nigeria man to "merge" with; unfortunately, perfect men only exist within the confines of her imagination!

nah. . . .this chic is looking for herbalists to merge with. . . .
she's so thick her head would stop a bullet.

merge:
What are you talking about? I was nice enough to share. You are so ignorant. No offense. Wow.

what has ignorance gotta do with the heap of balderdash you spewed there.
you want africans to go back to their sicko religious beliefs where twins get murdered? what a tyke!
by the powers vested on me by the admin and on behalf of 740,000 members of this forum, i declare you. . . a consummate simpleton.

martinosi:
Hello All,

Just going through some videos

I saw this guy in der UK, great thing about it is that its just normal people
living everyday life that are doing this in Jesus Name:AWESOME!!!

Watch close this is real!!!

[flash=200,200]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o_YuLoB-oI&feature=related[/flash]

you must be very gullible to believe this video. . . . .sometimes i think the average nigerian has part of it's brain missing.
this is a hoax miracle. the guys shoes is loose. . . .so the shoes slides up and down showing the socks.

derren brown(uk magician) have practised this trick in america to for his show "miracles for sale"
if they really wanna prove the leg grows out, they should remove the shoes and the socks and let's see the bare feet.

rubbish. . . . .i can believe you made me waste precious minutes watching this nonsense.