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ritchboy:
Ordinary Miyaichi will destroy Smalling at RB let alone the flying Dutchman!

not only miyaichi, it's issey miyaiki.
watch as phil jones eat arsenal strikers for lunch on sunday!

dayokanu:
^^ Watch how someone would justify the purchase of Chamberlain for 15m and still in the same breath say Wenger doesnt have money for transfers

the last time i checked, it wasn't as if there was a hot pursuit of chamberlain. . . .so what's the rush for? paying £15m for a teenager who is not even ready yet to mix with the big boys is a daft acquisition especially when arsenal's defence resembles one of frank spencer's jokes.
gary cahill is an english defender. . . .by my estimation, he's worth at least £18m. . . . . . .every team must prepare for the '6 + 5' rule but wenger is still living in the past. . . . . . . .the theo walcott he got almost 6 yrs ago is still learning to acquire football brains.

okooyinbo:
I am not hard to get at all. The only problem is, my wife wont like it at all. And some German women dey wiikeeed o.

you are married to a german?
can you find me a german wife? i am fascinated with that aggressive language.

okooyinbo:
@cougar! I am very much sure, the harder the girl play, the harder you try to get her. It is mostly about the EGO of a man really. What happens when you finally get her is another thing entirely.

not at all. . . .
she's only got 2 trials to tell me her decision.
after the second attempt, if she still fronts. . . .then it's au revoir.  i detest time-wasters!

merge:
Go start your own thread on Why Nigerian males play hard to get? then.

i don't play hard to get and i have not complained about any woman playing hard to get.
it's a matter of value or buying/selling. if i value the babe highly, i will understand her reasons for playing hard to get.
if i value her cheaply, i will flip her a bird if she plays hard to get and move on to the next target. . .

plenty of fishes in the ocean, dear!

proudly9ja:
^^^
If you be media man, would you carry that story? Maybe if you change the headline to - "'Manchester City and Chelsea to go bust in a few years' - Platini", maybe dat would work . But seriously, who wants to read about Platini's thoughts?

@Arsene looking for a striker, good news for me and many others who believe RVP needs help upfront. Although, Im sure by now we all know what Arsene wants to do does not usually correlate with what he will do eventually. case study - We've been looking for a CB since last season .

my thoughts exactly. . . . .arsene wenger is a scammer, a deceiver, a rogue!
the signings of cahill and samba should have been done long time ago. he squandered £15m for an untested teenager in the lower league and he really expects bolton to flog gary cahill for £6m? are you guys sure arsene is mentally balanced?

gestapo:
This is my first comment on the over 100 odd topics about this saga. I come ya side complain say the cross dey too heavy for me to carry, abi i come borrow panadol from you to relieve me of my backache Vamoose from my side before i open my eyes, she is a celebrity and "our Mercy" as depicted in the topic, so can be discussed and debated and dissected and dismembered to our hearts content

it appears you reach org[b]a[/b]sms with mercy's topics. . . .leave her alone.
i won't even give you panadol to relieve your back-ache if you attempted. . . . .so clear that idea in your fat head.

chamotex:
Ferdinand might just make the Arsenal game . . . seems hes been back in training for a while now

Rio on twitter "Training done, short + sharp session today! Its sofa, TV, limitless amount of juice + a duvet to wrap up in for the whole afternoon!"

we don't need him. . . .he should stay at home! we will need him in those european away nights.
phil jones and smalling will eat van persie alive.

merge:
I know only a few fit what i want. I know that for a fact.

doesn't that apply to everyone?
i can only date 200 nigerian chics(only 200 of them fit my bill). . . .i have dated 130, there are 70 more to go.
out of the remaining 70, i shall pick one to marry.

okooyinbo:
Nne m'! How far?

nne? i am no woman, mate!

merge:
I born in the USA of Nigerian origins. Its really does not matter though. Its really the mindset of the person that is important.

maybe, maybe not. . . . .
i dunno the type of nigerian males you have been meeting. . . . .but i suggest you step out of that domain of yours and travel to countries with large nigerian communities before generalizing. . . . .i used to have some reservations about some nigerian females residing in certain countries as well until i saw the light!

merge:
Where are you from?

a full-blooded nigerian. . . . .born n bred in a village near anambra.

merge:
I'm the few normal ones. Most are abnormal.

where are you from then?

merge:
They run from Africa to other Continents.  Africa is blessed. What you running from?   Allow other race and culture to change their culture. A Coward Mentality.

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you have a peculiar problem!

gestapo:
Forget marriage certificate for now.

The dude's first story was that he only had one child with the lady and they divorced. The ex-wife refuted this with proof.

Then he came to retell his story that they had two children.

Now Mercy's Mum's story is that they only have one child and that the father of the second child is dead.

WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH, WHO IS LYING? OBVIOUSLY THIS "CHURCH" IF IT CAN BE CALLED THAT, KNOWS MORE THAN THEY ARE LETTING ON, YET WOLVES IN SHEEPS CLOTHING PASTORS ARE STILL GOING AHEAD WITH THEIR PLAN TO OFFICIATE THE WEDDING.

nigerians should let her marry who she pleases.
this issue has been over-flogged. . . . .the only thing i have to say is mercy johnson is a disgrace to her home-town and if her mum is egging her on to go ahead, she's also a disgrace to womanhood.

it's her cross, let her carry it.

merge:
Its not just about class. Its more than that. Its not about standards. Most African men have a gay-got mentality.

but most nigerian men don't.
matter of fact, 90% nigerian males are straight. . . majority of the dodgy ones are in northern nigeria!

okooyinbo:
And whats that special requisite ye seek that could not be met by over 40 million men (conservative figure, could be more. It is hovever 25 % of Nigerian population and 50% of the Nigerian male population, assuming the male and female are in Nigerian equitably spread)?

are you sure i should have been quoted?

190smh:
^You dont have what most NIGERIAN MEN are looking for  

you don't know for certain.
i know a lot of ugly girls with a very high standard. . . they can only date quality men but they themselves are worwor. . . .
it's all about class. . . . . .

merge:
Most Nigerian men don't have what I'm looking for.

touche. . . .

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medjai:
Your idiocy has surpassed heights that even Edmund Hillary wouldn't dare. Of all metrics to judge how strong a league is, it's the golden boot. I'd be better of counting sheep than answering your foolish question Ronaldo would be disgusted to find out he has a spastic, unicellular amoeba like yourself for a fanboy.

you ignorant bastardo! you went about telling us la liga have more quality than the english league. i have asked you to produce a single la liga player who have dominated the premier league. . . you resorted to counting sheep as if you yourself ain't a sheep. man utd alone have produced pichichi winning players in ruud, ronaldo, forlan. mention one player fresh from la liga that has gotten near to winning the golden boot in the premier league. just one!

You ignorant schmuck, where did they say there was an award for best signing? van der Vaart was rated the best signing and not given an award as best signing. Managers were asked who they felt was the best signing and majority of them chose van der Vaart.
The fact remains that Pennant flopped at Zaragoza.

shut up you lunatic. that was a survey. . . . .nothing to do with any award. only 15 managers took part in the survey and the timing of that survey said wouldn't reveal who did better or who didn't. chicharito was by far the signing of last season but i don't expect a swine like you to understand.

retardo is telling us pennant flopped at zaragoza and he has excelled in the premier league?
ohh. . . .wait, pennant was the highest goal scorer last season and he copped the highest assists too.
how pennant's name came up in this argument worries me about the state of your mental health. . . . .you lack the nous to argue constructively.

That was actually a mistake. I meant Nasri with 58 chances was Arsenal's third highest creator.

who cares whether nasri was arsenal's 3rd creator or not. we are comparing nasri to nani and the tool is telling us nasri's rank in arsenal's list of goal makers? is that how to argue? like i said, you lack the intelligence in a debate to argue constructively. plaiting your nan's pubic hair would be a better venture for you than doing football arguments. you are a poof.

Look who's talking about facts. . . Are you not the poof that said Zlatan was signed for €49m and Beckham peaked in 99 even though he was second to Figo as world's best player in 2001. You might as well just pull a Desert E to your head, pull the trigger and blast your head off. . .you haven't got much use for it anyway.

stop talking like a goat in labour, you indolent twit.
beckham won the treble in 99. . . .came 2nd to rivaldo as the best player in europe. . . . .that was david beckham's peak.
he provided the 2 assists that sunk bayern munich in camp nou to win the champs league. . . . . .he scored the first goal that buried arsenal in the fiercely contested fa cup that buried arsenal and in the final league game of the season, with arsenal neck and neck with united. beckham scored the equaliser against tottenham and united went on to win the game. if they had drawn or lost, arsenal would have won the league.

that was beckham's peak.
2001 award was a farce like most awards on the back of beckham scoring an equaliser against greece at old trafford to take england to the world cup. united won the league but were dumped out of europe by leverkusen. there were better players than beckham in 2001.

Someone was supposed to spit, swallow or request a.n.al that fateful night or at least insisted on a condom. Eons later, look at the burden earth has been placed in because of your miserable existence.

the recipient of your own y-chromosomes should have used it as listerine. . . . .you are actually the spurted s[i]e[/i]men she should have used to seal her envelope to send christmas cards to her loved ones. she could have also used it to gum her weave to her dandruffed scalp. . . .you are poor in mind and poor in spirit with your illogical argument, flawed statistics and idiotic ramblings. when intelligence was being distributed in heaven, you were on leave of absence. . . .you missed out.

medjai:
The same Fabregas that has made the most assists in Europe for the past four or 5 seasons playing in the league that has the Giggs and Lampards of this world. The same Fabregas that twice made the PFA team of the year and won the PFA young player of the year. If this doesn't say he cut in the EPL, then it's either you're deliberately being an arse or you're just incredibly imbecilic.

the reasons fabregas left the shores of england was because he was consistently outplayed. . . .yes, he has got some talents but he has never been dominant in england like henry, ruud, ronaldo, cantona, etc. those are the big players. . . . .consistently making assists in a team of blind men is easy. charlie adam achieved that steadily last season. the structure of arsenal dictates cesc takes all the set pieces. freekicks(direct/indirect), penalties, corner kicks, etc. if you cannot understand that, then you hang yourself by 3rd mainland bridge.

Marca gifted Ronaldo a controversial goal when he was on a scoreless run at the start of the season to boost his confidence. All these rubbish you're spewing are just that - rubbish.

marca gifted ronaldo a controversial goal? so marca is now spanish football federation that gifts goal? how uneducated can a chap be? are you paid to be a lummox? it's like saying the sun newspapers gifted drogba a controversial goal and that spurred him on to score 50+ goals later. i have clearly underestimated your intelligence. . . . .you are nothing but a product of a cheap drunk fuc[i]k[/i].

Without Berbatov's goals, United wouldn't have reached the CL final? Which goals exactly? You mean the zero goals he scored in the CL? What a lying Arrow! Berbatov outclassed Rooney in every game and yet, without any injuries, didn't make the bench for the final of the CL. You lunacy just can't stop shinning through.

see the cretin. . . .it was berbatov at the firing line setting up goals and creating chances for teammates and beating tough teams in the group stage when rooney was haranguing a move out of man utd last autumn. rooney was completely out of form. . . .then he got injured and he was sent to america for several weeks to recondition himself. what do you know about man utd?

Brazil and Argentina aren't as dominant before and it didn't just start with the copa. Brazil have not gone beyond the q/final at the last two world cups and Argentina haven't made the semis since 1990. Uruguay are coming up. We saw that at the last copa. They finished fourth at the last world cup. They're about the same level as Brazil and Argentina, if not better. They're currently the highest ranked South American side. Chile are also coming up. At the last copa, the last four teams were Uruguay, Paraguay, Peru and Venezuela. Add Colombia and Ecuador to the mix and you see how tough the CONMEBOL region. 4 automatic tickets up for grabs between these teams that can match each other. The 5th placed team qualifies via a playoff.

what is this ruminant animal saying? brazil and argentina aren't as dominant before because of players like messi who are 100% club footballers but pathetic for their national teams. they are way overrated in clubs that have been doped up by huge amounts of money. when called to lead their countries, they disappoint in leaps and bounds.

you have to be a tool if you don't think the standard of football in brazil/argentina have dropped. the others didn't catch up with them, the giants went backwards. if not, germany won't sodomize argentina and holland wouldn't have outclassed brazil. when was the last time brazil had a player like fat ronaldo or romario in their team?

In Europe, the way the teams are grouped, the top teams will always qualify. There's no way Italy won't beat Malta and Czech and qualify automatically except they just don't wanna be there.

i am so sure you were born brain dead . . . .in the european qualifiers, france and spain are in the same group(only one of them might qualify), italy, denmark and czech republic are also in the same group. . . .germany sweden and ireland in the same group. . . .netherlands turkey romania in another group. . . . .and you believe qualifying in europe is easy? u need an emergency lobotomy.

Listen to yourself. . Weren't you the vegetable boring us with all manner of baseless conjectures?
Messi would struggle against Stoke City on a cold night at the Britannia. If Messi and Ronaldo swapped teams, Ronaldo would outshine Messi. You are a tool.
Ronaldo scored 9 penalties, Messi, 4.

40-9 = 31 goals
31-4 = 27 goals.

so messi would have outscored ronaldo without penalties?
you see why people say you are a cretinous gerbil? did you not say "Without penalties and the goals he scored when there was nothing to play for, Ronaldo would have scored 20 goals. Messi, without penalties, would have scored 29 goals??" like i have said, simple arithmetic is ambiguous for a child suffering down syndrome. . . . .the midwife should have dipped your head in a bowl of sulphuric acid the moment you came out. you are a waste of flesh!

Fabregas shyte against the big teams? Against which big teams? He wrecked Chelsea last season. He always stands up to be counted.
Messi was nominated for the golden ball at the world cup. Higuain? Messi outshone Higuain at the last copa.

arsenal were everyone's whipping team in england.
the number of victories man utd, chelsea, man city and liverpool copped over arsenal when fabregas was on the pitch is unprecedented.
so i cannot see how fabregas wrecked chelsea when drogba's team put arsenal to sword bar one or few victories to chelsea's plenty wins.

higuain outplayed messi at the last world cup. . . . .higuain has played in less tournaments and has scored more goals than messi.
yet, if we look at their contributions for club, messi has scored more goals than higuain. one of the reasons why i said messi is only good in barcelona - and it's his achievements in barcelona that deceives people about his abilities. he is an excellent player but better than ronaldo? there's no proof!

AmeboAjela:
It is good to speak of what you know and not dismiss everything because it shows either you dey denial or truly no know wetin dey go on for Naija. The former governor of Edo State this na him expertise (I don't know about the rituals , but you cant rule it pass this people wey don sell their soul to Esu)

so the edo state governor pays 350k per pop to sleep with whor[i]e[/i]s?
there must be top quality gold buried deep in their labia.

the naija you claim to know is in your dreams, not reality!

MRbrownJAY:
what MARRIAGE will die if she confess?! you mean that marriage that has been dead a LONG TIME AGO?! the minute she cheated, that marriage was over and simply hanging on an ILLUSION.

marriage is still alive and kicking as long as the husband is not aware of the affair.
no man can truly forgive infidelity in marriage. any woman who feels her husband will understand is extremely idiotic. the man will even the scores either now or 10 years later. plenty of time to think it through. besides, the man can even send her packing after her confession.

as for changing her number and disappearing, thats only good if gigolo didn't know her name, address, place of work and they have no friends in common.

gigolo can feck off where the sun don't shine. . . . .name? address? place of work?
is there any proof they were screwing each other? it's her word against his.

debosky:
Window don close??

Dunno why una like to blow your load so prematurely.

Besides, Gervinho has already replaced Nasri and if you don't know he's quality, you berra go to specsavers.

the same gervinho gooners were having doubts about when he first signed?
wonders shall never end.

Macrophage:
I was just offered a brand new PS3 with inbuit Killzone 2 and inFAMOUS. Is this possible or has the game been hacked?

the ps3 is obviously not brand new but it doesn't matter.
you can buy games online and download it on the ps3 console. . . .

the original owner did this and this is why you have killzone 2 and infamous on your system.
normally, the games added to your console should come in hard copies, not soft!

although, the ps3 might be 2 days old before it's being offered to you. . .
so, be happy.

ebonyvibe:
I have a friend who has being keeping a lover outside; she has now decided to call it a day and he has threathened to tell her husband if she doesnt pay hime £5000.

Should she:

1)pay him and hope he doesnt come back?
2)to tell husband?
3)ignore him no proof anyway?

or will he keep coming back?

--never ever pay a blackmailer unless you intend to kill him afterwards. . . . .they always come back.
--she must never ever tell her husband. the trust he has in his wife disappears instantly and the marriage will eventually die a natural death.
--since there's no proof, no audio/video evidence, she should ignore completely. change her numbers and keep her fingers crossed.

khanye:
Lionel Messi is the UEFA Best Player in Europe 2010/2011

messi's team won the champions league. . . .messi scored 12 goals in the competition.
he deserves to win the award. . . . .that ronaldo was shortlisted at all in the top 3 in spite of his team getting eliminated in the semis shows he is the force to reckon with. . . . .

Emperoh:
Ok, where are them analysts?
I think we got a good UCL draw. How do we think this will go?

What are the likely scenarios?

Here we go;

MAN UTD, Benfica, Basle, Otelul Galati who be these ones?

if we don't pick 18 points in this group, fergie deserves crucifixion.
our group is easy peasy. . . . . .west ham would top our group.

arsenal and bayern are in soup though
the arses got dortmund. . . . .bayern got man city.

bayern munich
man city
villareal


dayokanu in trouble.
tevez, aguero and silva would make a mincemeat out of lahm and co.

justwise:
I paid £560 in Dec 29th 2008, direct flight with BA and i booked 3wks in advance.

you should have paid just before christmas na. . . . . .the amount would have been double what you paid.
i left on christmas eve! one of the most exciting flights ever.