₦airaland Forum

r231:
you are kidding right

KLM is as expensive as Arik and others apart from BA or Virgin Atlantic

amykelly:
I wish! the ticket cost 670pounds! Thats the equivalent I paid in Naira. This is summer and tickets are pretty expensive!! All the direct flights were annonying high!

amykelly:
It looks like it is gonna be a long boring layover!!! I was checking the internet, and I noticed that EU nationals and USA passport holders dont need a transit to leave the airport during stopovers!!! Well I guess that doesnt apply to the Nigerian passport

Freesia:
Why get married if these men intend to live like bachelors

REALITY101:
Mrs. Chima I may have to wash it first.

pinkrex:
Seconded!

I just ddint want to spoil the fun or derail.

tony ayo:
The story of Chidinma has been circulating round social networks and blackberries since days ago. The story below:

I am Chidinma from one of the Eastern States, If You are reading this, then I would have given up the Ghost by now and this is my story.

Please don't judge me but pass on this confession. It may save lives of innocent young girls like me & help better our wicked economy that steals even from the poor. Myself and six (6) of my friends are into modern day prostitution popularly called RUNZ. We service top politicians, Musicians and Businessmen for a very good pay (#350,000)-- Politicians fee pay outing. These men don't use condom on us(of course with such money you don't have a say) they draw our blood with syringe and test in their private lab to check our HIV status before sleeping with us. I had dealings with the doctor who was paid #2million  per- show. He reliably asked me to quit that our blood was being taken(after the tests) to their occultic coven to enslave and use us for rituals.


Of Course, I had no cause to argue when 4 out of 7 of us died mysteriously, 1 raving mad, and I am in the hospital with an illness that has no name or cure, the last of us is still missing till date. pls this is not a game or story, Check your sisters and friends those whom needle holes are in their hands are into it. At a point, we became so many (Runz girls) that we have to embark on diabolical/juju means to be amongst the chosen ones that will be selected when there is a party. For 350,000k who wouldn't? I don't repeat clothes, I have 7 phones, 16 different lines some of which I chew the sim after using, Cars, 3 houses in Lagos and 12 million naira in my account, etc, None of which can cure me. Vanity upon vanity, I pray to God for my soul, Pls pass this on to save  a girls life, You dont see your family everyday, Your family member of friend may be a victim, God Forbid. Send and spread this message to save someone today. God guide You, This is Chidinma's Story.


Phew, This was the content of a BB broadcast message that was widely spread today and became a major talking point, Most pple joked about it but Methinks, trate of intimate immorality i n this country is alarming, Fuelled by the harsh Economic times, Our Girls sell theemselves at every opportunity to willing men, Something has to be done

medjai:
Yes! Fergie didn't do enough to get the best out of Forlan. Forlan has been a beast since leaving United. He went to the world cup and he was the best player. Rooney was at the same tournament and couldn't do jack. Kanoute since leaving Spurs have won more trophies than Spurs+West Ham. He won African Player of the Year. Pique is one of the best centre-backs in the world. He's a current member of FIF PRO XI. Rossi after being groomed by Pellegrini(same coach that groomed Forlan) and Garrido is now a very good striker.

Beck's award was another media and FIFA and PFA conspiracy. . . Bravo! Mourinho would be so proud.
Van der Vaart scored 15 goals in all last season and had 9 assits in the league. He was voted best signing last season by EPL managers. The same van der Vaart was a super flop at Real Madrid.
http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2011/03/31/2419482/premier-league-managers-rate-rafael-van-der-vaart-as-best-summer-
EPL managers are daft too?

Yes! The same Pennant, you daft ewe! The same Pennant that played for Arsenal, Brum and Liverpool, went to Zaragoza and was an extraordinary flop. He's back in Stoke now and he's enjoying himself. He could hardly make it to Zaragoza's bench.

medjai:
The same Nasri and Bale made the PFA team of the year, you cretinous cockchafer. Of what essence is their creativity if they couldn't win anything? Daft question from someone whose brain is as good as Heidi Montag's body Of what use are Ronaldo's goals if they couldn't win Madrid anything tangible?
I brought up Nasri and Bale to explain something.
Nasri created 58 chances last season, the third highest in the EPL, how's that not creative? If you were a footballer, you'd be the captain of  Deportivo mor0n of Argentina

medjai:
Saying Fabregas never cut it or is not worth his onions because he never won a league title is an incredibly stup!dd thing to say. His stats speaks for itself.

Fabregas vs Ronaldo? Ronaldo wan die? Ronaldo is only relevant because of goals, he is shyte without them. No wonder the pro-Madrid Marca that gives the Pichichi award had to gift him a controversial goal at the start of last season when he wasn't scoring to boost his confidence.
The fact that you don't agree with the award changes nothing.

Hernandez and Berbatov outplayed Rooney in every game last season yet Rooney started in the CL final and Berbatov couldn't even make the bench. Berbatov could have played in Rooney's place in the CL final. Rooney had a slow start but once he got going he was fire.

medjai:
F^k whoever opened your cage. . . You're only buttresing my point. In South America all the teams face off in a league format. Argentina will have to play Brazil, Uruguay, Chile, et al. In Europe, because of the seedings, most groups are stockpiled with shyte teams with one or two good teams. Italy, for instance, will face Denmark, Czech, Bulgaria, Armenia and Malta to qualify for Brazil 2014 compared to Argentina that will play Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, etc. Which qualification looks easier?

Uruguay finished 4th at the last world cup. They're ranked 6th in the world, the highest ranked South American side. Chile are ranked 11th. Did Brazil and Argentina have a disgusting tournament deliberately or these other teams matched them strength for strength?
Europe takes 14 or 15 teams to the world cup and they've won it 10 times. South America takes 5 teams to the world cup, they've won it 9 times.

medjai:
The same region where Pedro Pauleta has scored 47 goals in 88 apps, Klose, 61 in 110 apps. . . Ronaldo went 16 months without scoring a goal playing against the Denmarks and Hungarys of this world. Such shame.

You ordure-eating sewer-rat,Zlatan was bought for €49m + Eto'o(valued at €20m). He flopped and was shipped back to Milan for a cut-price of €25m.

With four matches to go, Barcelona were leading Madrid with 8 pts. Four points from their remaining matches will see them win the league. Messi knew it was job done and so he chilled out. At that point Messi had scored 33 goals in the league while Ronaldo had 29. Barca got four points from their next two matches without Messi scoring and Messi sat out the last two matches. Ronaldo embarked upon a whole new expedition to become La Liga's top scorer when he knew he couldn't win the league anymore. He scored 11 goals in his last 4 matches. He took of all Madrid's penalties when he was on the pitch. He took all of Madrid's direct freekicks when he was playing.
Without penalties and the goals he scored when there was nothing to play for, Ronaldo would have scored 20 goals. Messi, without penalties, would have scored 29 goals.
If [/b]Messi played to become top scorer, he would have taken of Barca's penalties. He allowed Villa and Bojan take pks when they were on a goal drought. He [b]would have taken take all of Barca's freekicks.

You must be the daftness blueprint.Messi playing in a better team is not enough reason for Ronaldo to be shyte during the classico. You can play in a bad team and still stand out and that's not to say Madrid are a bad team. Madrid will match Barca if Ronaldo brings his goals. Ronaldo was anonymous in all of the classicos last season including the super cup that was played some days back. Even in the cup final where he scored the winner, Di Maria was Madrid's standout player.

And what do Tevez, Aguero, Lavezzi and co bring to the table for Argentina? Only Higuain has a decent goal record for Argentina. Messi outshines every other Argentine player when he plays for country yet we expect him to singlehandedly bring down the walls of Jericho.
Ronaldo even does worse for country.

proudly9ja:
I can imagine the rumour mill going into hyperdrive from tomorrow as per possible transfers. I just read Real Madrid rejected a loan move for Kaka to Arsenal,

Arsène Wenger has made a bold statement of intent by offering £22m to Rennes for the holding midfielder Yann M'Vila.

The Arsenal manager has consistently promised to make signings during what has been a testing summer only to struggle to find value in the market. But he appears to have concluded that he must pay over the odds for the right player and M'Vila, who has established himself as a regular for France, fits the bill.

Wenger has already had a £15m bid rejected for the 21-year-old and his latest offer would shatter Arsenal's transfer record for an incoming player. M'Vila is under contract until 2015. Wenger needs to reinforce his midfield, following the sales of Cesc Fábregas and Samir Nasri, and he has also tracked Eden Hazard of Lille

naijababe:
Coogar! Dat your cheap reverse psychology no go work. U's previously alluded to the same scums sending us to Europa. Omo lo gan pa jo!!!  

mukina2:
he is trying to hide behind my skirt  
just get a stripping babe now he will comot sharp sharp  

Coogar and Roland17
not in here boys no nope no way

naijababe:
Mr Coogar na the likes of you dey make the Italo boys raise their noses at us the RED & WHITE army. We don show dem say their noses be plastic!!!!  

chamotex:
I also won on Udinese to win at half time.
I want to go too o . . . cop me a ticket

proudly9ja:
They are now suddenly shyte cos we beat them. I remember you predicting 3 - 1 in their favour earlier today

chamotex:
I dont know why I had the feeling he was going to miss that.
I knew Arsenal would still go through anyway.

chamotex:
Dayokanu don go rent instrument on credit
Gbese!!!

Roland17:
@coogar

I hope u are mature enough to keep quiet now and stick to your hating,

ritchboy:
Gervinho is going to make a lot of defenders wish they were never born this season.

chamotex:
Arsenal will still go through

dayokanu:
Abeg who knows where I can rent drum set and speakers on a week day

That won't require a deposit

nateevs:
Juan Mata officially signs.

dkc:
@ Coogar: I'll like to know how long you'll need to achieve this feat, possibly, how you think you can achieve it. i once listened to a tv program that said agriculture is more important(rather pressing) than power, can you prove that wrong?

selingel:
Http://www.tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/27138-imo-police-rescue-teenager-sold-by-his-brother-for-n500000.

dkc:
[color=#770077][/color][i][/i]Dear Nairalanders, we often castigate past and present governments/presidents, vis-a-vis corruption, weakness, tyrant, etc. I'm not commending them for whatever woes they've brought upon the country but as a nigerian who is honest with his/her self, if you had the opportunity to become the president of Nigeria, what will you to do develop the country to be named amongst the best in the world and how long will it take you to achieve this feats. Contributors should be those with reasonable knowledge of the country, have travelled through most of the geopolitical zones and have an idea of the myriads of problems we are facing now. Thank You.

Solozzo:
Most girls cheat before marriage, so consider her good qualities before dumping her. Have you being absolutely faithful yourself? The devil u know is better than the angel you do not know.