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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 9:17pm On Apr 15, 2015
afrodoc2:
Boa-TANK is surely the best defender in the world cheesy
he's not better than smalling.
this is worse than school-boy defending.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by coogar: 9:14pm On Apr 15, 2015
raumdeuter:
Can we just hang on and wait for the return leg?
you mean we should suspend party till the next leg? really? dayo, spread your ašs cheeks and receive the portuguese ramming - take it like a man. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:12pm On Apr 15, 2015
MrTA:
I'm really not a fan of Cavani.
he's not better than hernandez!
his conversion rate is horrible - lacazette is our best bet or reus. now that klopp would leave dortmund in the summer, we should close in.
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 9:04pm On Apr 15, 2015
Stillfire:
Wow you really would like to feel superior, don't you? grin
In mathematics there is something called Vertical Opposite Angles or congruent angles. The angles turn out to be opposite and equal! cheesy So yes two different things can be equal. cheesy
opposite angles are the same.
if it's 30 on one side, it's 30 on the other side too. no cheating.

2 different things can never be the same. the example you cited are 2 same things placed in opposite directions. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Genuine Ad, Seeking A Date Or Something More - Woman Seeking Man by coogar: 9:02pm On Apr 15, 2015
Ishilove:
Nah, I disagree. My area of expertise is ego massaging, so a PHD is definitely not a barrier.

I speak for a lot of women smiley
ishiloff, have you done a comprehensive fertility test for the OP? she's a bit old but i can do if you can confirm she's ok.....
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 8:59pm On Apr 15, 2015
Stillfire:
Here's a man full of logic and wisdom! cool cool
that was how that homicidal akolade arowolo started too. legend has it that he was a fantastic cook. a beta-type husband who would stop at nothing to do every house chore until......... grin cheesy
Family › Re: A Love Affair To (not) Remember by coogar: 8:57pm On Apr 15, 2015
Wedon:
Singing . . "Some people jealous me . . . "
jealous of a woman pretending to be a man? wedon, your identity crisis is a turn off.

kaboninc:
Hahahaha cheesy
You're generous.
I thought between 0 - 1.
Maybe something like 0.09 or so.
hehe!
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 8:53pm On Apr 15, 2015
Stillfire:
Lol, possibly, hahaha.
Superiority is now a thing of who was made from sand and who wasn't? grin
not necessarily....
it's just to buttress my point that there's no equality between the two. the source is different for the male & the female.

2 different things cannot be equal.
now that we have established adam wasn't equal to eve then we should analyse which of them was superior to the other....agreed?

Stillfire:
It has everything to do with my theory. When was the last time you went to plant yam?
there are hundreds of millions of christians in villages all over the world who still plant yams to make a living. what have you gotta say to that?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:48pm On Apr 15, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ You have to understand that I don't like all these back and forth ... its time wasting and childish. You started insulting first ...
grin cheesy grin

Look.. Don't mention me again ..
stay on your lane and I stay on mine.. case closed
perfecto!
exactly what i wanted.
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 8:46pm On Apr 15, 2015
Stillfire:
For a man, you seem to know more about pregnancy pains. Seems you have given birth before to know, rotflmao!
i am fully-aware of the things around me.

Yes we all must work to eat, but you cannot compare the way we work now to how it was in the past. Most of us don't do any strenuous activity, we live a more sedentary lifestyle that is why you all get fat.
it's the same!
i can even argue it's worse now. office work has turned some people into relics. people jump off high rise buildings everyday cos they cannot deal with the stress these days

In the past only emperors were fat, today over 1 billion people are fat. So indeed this curse is almost irrelevant.
the foods are no longer fresh.
everything is now processed - this builds up fats and stuff & thus obesity. grin nothing to do with your theory.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:43pm On Apr 15, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ You must be really sstupid

I only battled teddybiyasi twice ...
disgusting bastard
the fool is getting emotional again.
if i start with you now, you would start crying. fact remains you let a woman beat you more than one time.

you are pathetic!

@elymax,
i am zeus in this rap game.
when you slaves were being whipped under the regime of mikuz aka pharoah. i was the moses that delivered you from strife.
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 8:34pm On Apr 15, 2015
Stillfire:
God also gave humans the wisdom to make life easy for us through modern technology. It has made it possible that what we want to eat is just a click away, all of us don't have to do the farming and tilling of soil, going by the curses to the man.
the tilling of the soil is a figurative speech - we all must work to eat. people are out there doing 9-5. it's the equivalent of tilling the soil.

however, the labour pain is as real as it gets.
500,000 women die in nigeria every year as a result of pregnancy complications according to
WHO. surely, no curse has been lifted.

So also modern technology have provided me with epidural and anesthetics. Yeah, I will indeed send you a video where I will be lounging and sipping cocktails while giving birth. Curse has been liftedddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boohoo. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
sipping cocktails? grin
the only thing you would be sipping is oxygen gas to reduce the pains. you dunno what you are dealing with. cheesy

Stillfire:
So you agree there was NO hierarchy in the garden prior to the curse? Because to curse someone means to take away privileges.
That means the husband was NOT SUPPOSED TO RULE OVER THE WOMAN! Bulls eye! cool
possibly....
however, one could argue adam would always be superior as he was made from sand while eve was made from adam. they did not come from the same source.

there are too many things that weren't in God's plan. we are not supposed to wear clothes too.....that curse still remains. Jesus only managed to bargain paradise for us. he couldn't remove the original curse, no one can.

until the curse, a man only needed to reach for the fruits and eat. after the curse, he must till the soil to eat. if the curse had been truly removed, why is everyone still working their assës off to pay bills? shouldn't there be manna falling freely somewhere for christians? grin
Family › Re: A Love Affair To (not) Remember by coogar: 8:29pm On Apr 15, 2015
kaboninc:
Chai!

Single digit IQ?

What's the range? 0 - 1?
5! cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:29pm On Apr 15, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ I only battled teddy twice ...what are you saying?
it was thrice!

Emotional my ass .. there's no point arguing to me. battle or get lost ..
you are too light weight to face me. find someone superior.

I'm a battle rapper not someone who talks all day
battle rapper?
you have lost close to 90% of your battles here. how are you a battle rapper?

you asked me to bring someone(a Nigerian) who freestyles better than you and I challenged you..
you are not in my category, i'm afraid.
you said you know plenty people home & abroad who can challenge me. biko, find one of them. you cannot even beat teddy, na me you go beat? grin

I study and have responsibilities too
studying isn't responsibility.
i got bills to pay, my friend.
Family › Re: A Love Affair To (not) Remember by coogar: 8:23pm On Apr 15, 2015
kaboninc:
Lool. Seeing hands when everyone sees legs.

You guys are funny.

Well, everyone has the freedom to type. Just that it exposes our thoughts.
and it has also exposed wedon's single-digit IQ. grin
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 8:22pm On Apr 15, 2015
Stillfire:
Rubbish! In your spare time, go and shoot those female pastors running churches for daring to preach, you hear. grin
The need for superiority in you men is a devilish attitude that christianity needs to deal with.
If God's original intention was to create hierarchy on earth, why then did He make this a curse to the woman

Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.
so you actually agree God cursed the woman to serve her husband? at no point was this curse removed by Jesus. even mary went through excruciating pangs of pain in a donkey stable. her screams was heard by the 3 wise men from the middle east. that was how they were able to locate her. grin
Family › Re: A Love Affair To (not) Remember by coogar: 8:18pm On Apr 15, 2015
kaboninc:
huh

High on groundnuts?

Coogar, you're damn hilarious! cheesy grin
don't mind that wedon with her brainless advice. when everyone sees legs, she sees hands.
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 8:16pm On Apr 15, 2015
Vickybee:
^^
Fight just dey hungry this one.
Frustrated men grin
thunder fire your weave on! grin
aproka!

Stillfire:
When did you start caring about women? Fraudulent sympathy is all I smell here. grin
sister sara is a woman & i care a lot for her.

Huh, even Cain negotiated with God on his punishment, how much more today that we have Jesus Christ. We are in a dispensation of grace, mercy, forgiveness and repentance, and we are NO MORE responsible for the sins of our fathers. Coogar better go back to bible class. grin
cain the vagabond negotiated what?
the only good deal we are getting is the promise of paradise. the suffering during childbirth on earth remains constant for every woman. there's no escaping it!

The original plan stands firm in this discussion and it is an option. God has given us choices and I choose to return to the original plan of God! cool cool cool
you are still choosing to return?
when you have finally chosen to return...get pregnant & go to the village. when it's time for you to deliver, record a video of yourself and let's see how easy it is for you to pussssssh! grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:11pm On Apr 15, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ This is why I prefer Ibime to you..
your preference is not my business. i do not battle to be preferred by faceless beings.

Tell Teddybiyasi to accept my last call out.. If I lose I shut up forever . easy as ABC ....
she's given you 3 chances and you lost each opportunity. even if she wants to do it, i would prevent her from doing so.

I've beaten Giyazz four times and most people still consider him a doper emcee compared to teddybiyasi.. Mikuz is wayy better than her on paper but sounds like a frog on audio ... What does that tell you?
mikuz only just started doing audio - this is why he sounds like that. within a year, he can be become a beast. teddy already has vocal projection.....the rest is easy.

You say you've been freestyling since you were twelve yet when I asked you if you could freestyle using only multies for 10 minutes- You said you couldn't
when did i say i couldn't? grin
you would not find a better polysyllabic spitter than me on the planet. it's what i enjoy the most in rap......

You can't freestyle better than me..
I'm challenging you now ...
you kinda put everyone you meet on the internet to your student level. i have dropped anything audio in the last 8 years. there are responsibilities, my friend. you still have that time to faf around - you are a trust fund baby, i pay my own bills.

We battle this saturday ..
We Both come online at a specific time. 8pm for example then Kr0ne or whoever hosts the battle gives us 10 words to freestyle and rhyme with on the spot ..
it's not gonna happen!

We would be given 5 minutes to record and upload.. Anyone that spends even a minute more loses automatically
it cannot happen.

After that..people would judge who has the best freestyle ... ..we copy each others link so no one can go edit ..
that ship has sailed....
the level you are now was the level i was @ about 8 years ago. this rap thing is secondary to me - stop thinking it's what i do for a living.

I know you are all about mouth... I'm going to watch Barca now..
you are the one always yapping & your mouth never matches your action.

strike 1
strike 2
strike 3

and teddy killed you in all tries....

If you are ready for action Holla at me or Bbitch out like you always do
Good day
you are getting emotional again...stop it!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
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another FIFA team of the week card for smashley!

Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 7:54pm On Apr 15, 2015
BlackLeopard:
A-okay and thank you for letting me know, I entirely missed that point. I will get the glasses for closer reading I suggested to her for myself then, seems I'm in need of them. grin

Don't tend to edit posts, once said word stays, but here's apology to @Chillisauce for misreading you.
you are so daft.....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Genuine Ad, Seeking A Date Or Something More - Woman Seeking Man by coogar: 7:53pm On Apr 15, 2015
bolanlew:
Yoruba woman, 34, in good shape, plump but firm, very attractive and feminine. Long shiny hair, nice butt, legs, caramel complexion and big brown eyes.

Looking for a date to lead to something more perhaps?, I'm smart, articulate, well dressed, witty,no kids yet and easy going and friendly. Sensuous and tactile in the right hands.

You should be broadly similar, funny, open minded, easygoing, tall, black and attractive. I am open minded as to age, race, nationality etc.

BBM Pin - 55802294

smiley
you need to post a picture.....

Ishilove:
Calling on the Nairaland Association of Chronic Bachelors
Barcanista
Coogar
Truckpusher (this one na elderly man)
Justwise
Radoillo
Eyop
Tosyne2much
Oildichotomy
Etc
thanks for the heads up, ishilove. cool
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:49pm On Apr 15, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ Teddy beating me in a text battle doesn't make her a better emcee... even eminem could be killed in a text brawl
so what does that make her? a worse emcee?

she can't even flow on a beat and doesn't even do vocals. She told me this sometime ago on bbm.
the vocals is the easiest - any idïot can rap. go to the villages in nigeria & see people rapping in dialect. the content & the creativity are the key.

when you are ready to talk sensibly and straight I'd reply . since you said my judgement can't be trusted cos she beat me..then there's no point talking.
while you keep mum, start working on the challenge i threw at you. you have 30 days to produce any emcee born by a nigerian woman that would knock coogar out in a brawl.

Iceskidd:
I bet coogar believe eminem when he said "bitçh i could jump without my feet ever leaving the ground" cheesy
this is why i said you are from the village.
your IQ is lower than your shoe size. what has the nonsense you typed up there gotta do with rap god.

Darkrebel666:
~ Singing is different from Rapping ...
.Even you know that I'm better than you.. In a live brawl I'd eat your uterus raw grin
Even that cooger ranting can't beat me in a freestyle brawl .. smh
you would die quicker than a worm that collided with a pinch of salt. freestyling? accccchew! i have made more than £2000 this year writing spontaneous bars for folks who want them.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:24pm On Apr 15, 2015
Iceskidd:
nothing. But at least i know rap god was written
you know cos you were there?
all these village boys tend to liken their lack of common sense to everyone else.

Darkrebel666:
~ Are you sex-starved ? ... why do you keep mentioning teddydawhore or my battle with her. Does she have anything to do with the fact that Eminem did not freestyle rap god off the top?, or is my battle with her in any way related to the topic?
it is.....
i mean if you could get rapëd by a female rookie, why should we trust your judgement & intelligence when it concerns battle rap.

No one is starting an e-fight with you. You are the one fighting yourself because you're the one that started insulting first and cursing immaturely . ....
nah - you started the insult.
and that's what you do each time you are cornered - the bïtch in you takes over and you start acting up like a female going through menopausal syndrome.

~ You have killed 300 Cats in a freestyle battle before?
that's even a conservative estimate.

~The same way you accidentally deleted 50 bars that you wrote for last year's cypher?
it was very unfortunate....

~ or the same way you claim you have numerous tracks yet refused to post a link to even one?
all the rap sites that hosted those audio links have been broken.

Drop a link to one of your so called songs and maybe I'd believe that you've killed 4000 cats...
they are all lost!
this era was about 8-10 years ago.

Stop lying mister man... You can't freestyle to save your life ...
and yet i have a rebuttal for every attack thrown my way? think about it - where do you think that ability came from? when i was 17, i used to battle 6 cats at a time. no preparation, just straight creativity off the top.

Freestyle takes years to master and rigorous daily practicing which you obviously don't indulge in...
i have been freestyling since age 12. i graduated from that level since age 21. i would freestyle my way out of a billion piranha fishes.

And stop playing yourself, there are many Nigerian rappers (Home/Abroad) that would grill and cook you alive- freestyle or written. Stop deceiving yourself and the likes of warrimud
i dare you a trillion times to bring them here. home or abroad or outside the planet. if i don't send their heads to their mothers with 16 bars then i would deactivate.

there's no one on my level - no one born of a woman can face me and not die on the altar. i was handed the power of words by lucifer himself. so man up, take up the challenge - and watch me destroy your master cell by cell.
Family › Re: Please Help A Nairalanders Solve A Problem by coogar: 4:21pm On Apr 15, 2015
RobinHez:
The law!
Her guilty conscience made her commit suicide!
the law is to blame....
and the idiötic prosecutors that put an innocent man in prison. the wife is not a child, she took her own life with her own hands. why should the husband answer for the wife's stüpidity?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:44pm On Apr 15, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
https://i1.wp.com/www.talkingbaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Mata-Oscar.jpg?zoom=2&resize=770%2C470


Stats Show Jose Mourinho Got it Wrong by Selling Juan Mata to Replace Him With Oscar
of course, mata is better than oscar.
however, mourinho feels he doesn't need to have so many creative players in his team.......so he settled for a grafter with little or no creative bone in him.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:38pm On Apr 15, 2015
^^^

the same teddy whupped your arsë on 4 different occasions. there's no nigerian born of a woman that is better than me in freestyle. i have cooked well over 300 cats from street corner to the other in 3 continents.

this is why i laugh at you squares when you start e-fights with me. my breath alone is a rebuttal - i don't even have to think about it. it flies straight out of my mouth & it connects. peep the history of my posts. if rap battle is the holocaust, i am amon goeth!
Family › Re: A Love Affair To (not) Remember by coogar: 2:31pm On Apr 15, 2015
Wedon:
Shut up . . angry angry
Was I talking to you? Amebo! angry angry
you are high on groundnuts!
Family › Re: A Love Affair To (not) Remember by coogar: 11:02am On Apr 15, 2015
Wedon:
All I see is a man who likes to be in control . . . undecided

Domineering and dictatorial!!!

Women also hate to be chooked, just like men.

You are right to walk away from the relationship. You are not doing her much good either . . . Let her find her path while you follow yours.

It doesn't always have to be about YOU!
shut up, wedon
were your boyfriends in uni not in control? pray tell, would you even date a man that doesn't like to be in control? what is wrong in being a man that is in control?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:51am On Apr 15, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
I just dey laugh...

Cooga like arguement sha. Choi.

See the way he's been twisting everything.

E be like sey Shady don give you efor chop. Efor riro.

This ur luv for him pass agape luv.
i just hate it when people don't give him any credits for his unique skills in rapping. he's the best rapper that has ever graced the planet. the only thing you can fault sometimes in his art is content and that is when he's kidding around.

Iceskidd:
Na wa o see arguement. Rap god was not a freestyle, and charron is the best freestyler of this era
go read em's 40 annotations in rap genius he even said the cxvpher was written
see this villager, what do you know about rap?
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 10:29am On Apr 15, 2015
Timbuktuo:
Well, TV, I don't know if FrancisTony will be receptive to mentorship at this stage in his life. He's probably friendzoned on so many levels. People like him need that life-altering experience to begin to see life for what it is. Then will he be able to appreciate the wisdom we distil so generously in this section.
he would likely end up a terrorist.
he has similar characteristics with farouk abdulmutallab. francistony is beyond redemption!


lezz:
And here it comes. i know this thread is going to lure out a horned she-devil, i just wasnt sure when. let the devil take your soul.
the only thing your type appears smart enough to do is lay on your back and spread your legs.
it is funny how your only contribution here is cheap vulgarity, depicting you as the resident lunatic.
your brain elasticity cant stretch beyond 2cm. and reading most of the post here is too much mental exertion for you, resulting in your mental fatigue. so you you resort to a cheap, courtessan's language to stay relevant.
you are as intellectually hollow and daft as a dumb, a-dime-a-dozen whorre, whose most sophisticated clientelle are buss-conductors and teenage street urchins .
your aggressive and raging approach to intelletual debate depicts you as a frustrated lovelorn.
you, my dumb ass feminist , are as worthless as the waste in a sewer pipe. you arent even smart enough to pull off this apalling feminist rubish. you are an embarrassment to the feminist, a huge 0 to womanhood. THAT SUMS YOU UP AS A WASTE OF HUMANITY.
You obviously swapped your school pen for a diick while in school, howelse could you be this classless and totally lacking in style.
If you aren't gifted by God with an UNCOMMON BEAUTY TO OFFSET YOUR UNCOMMON LACK OF GRACE and COUTH, you are going to end up as a thoroughly sucked out orange.
now, biitches like you do not bother me except if you want more.
now, that is how you send a mutt to the after life. cool
Family › Re: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by coogar: 11:30pm On Apr 14, 2015
TV01:
Cococandy knows fully well that not everything in the Bible is prescriptive for Christians. Coco is well aware of the the distinction between the moral and ceremonial laws of the OT, and the commandment to love God and neighbour in the new.

Coco also knows that loving God means keeping his commandments - as laid down by Christ and His apostles, and that loving your neighbour does not mean endorsing their every action.

But Cococandy, like many of the other soi-disant feminists around these parts, struggle to reconcile their progressive inclinations with their love for piety grin! And so like to form like they have equality in their relationships.

But as I've pointed out before

1. No human intimate relationship is ever egalitarian - note we touched on lesbians having the most violent relationships.
2. Women do not want men they can't look up to. Ultimately they won't respect them, cannot love them and won't be happy to stay with them.

So we either have lots of Femininists married to Betas or we have Coco wink!

TV
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