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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:00pm On Apr 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ Its an Eminem Fan page and the guy that said that is an Eminem fan..majority of em' are Eminem fans...

Look at the flow... especially the summa lumma domma part...
The gay looking boy part- look at the transitions and smooth flow...

See the Rakim ..part.. The multies there..
See the numerous wordplays in it...

See the WELL THOUGHT OUT Rhymes about the Columbine ish ....

He said he freestyled this and recorded in one take and you totally believed it.. If It was warribloood I won't be surprised but I'm really surprised someone like you would ...

Because he said it in the cypher too doesn't mean its true... He's just catching fun
yes, he's catching fun!
fun in a studio booth with himself - deadpan humour. the fact that they are on his page doesn't mean they are eminem fans. i mean, you are taking facebook comments seriously? it's the largest assembly of laboratory rëtards in the world. he has said numerous times that he freestyled it. i believe him, you don't. it's not something to argue about. nothing would convince me.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:41pm On Apr 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ Its not the interview i want you to see. Its the comments on the Facebook page concerning the rap god freestyle
its an American page not Nigerian so read the comments..

one guy even said - Any one that believes Eminem really meant what he said about the freestyle thingy is the most gullible person on earth.. grin

Coogar don't you know what they call deadpan humor..and don't you know slim shady is a master at that. Look at his face in that movie - the interview where he was talking to Seth and James, when he said he was gay. Couldn't you see how he looked serious yet he was joking?

I just couldn't believe you actually believed it and that's why I'm always hammering on the issue. you even said its because English is his native language and that's why he can do complex rhyme scheme and multies in an off the top freestyle or spit multes off the dome for 30 mins.. smh

is yelawolf or MGK not white..why can't they freestyle since its there native language ? accept baba..you are a stan grin
the comments on the facebook page concerning that interview would be interpreted to mean so many things. first & foremost, not everyone on that page is a fan of eminem. even if he had freestyled, they would say it's prewritten.

furthermore, your line of thought becomes flawed when eminem repeated his claim again in other rap lyrics that he actually freestyled rap god. so even if your claim that he was being sarcastic here rings true, was he also rapping in sarcasm when he mentioned it again?

let it go - eminem freestyled rap god. if he's repeating it over and over again then it has to be true. it's not a difficult thing to do cos the whole rap god track looked freestyle. there's no concept or a linear thought to it. it's just a track about the master of the art exercising his lyrical ability.


ShadyXV CYPHER lyrics
[Verse 6: Eminem]
(My name is Marshall
I'm repping that motherfucking Motor City, bitch)

I just turned Slaughterhouse to a quintet
Began to trend-set, murdered the friend's pet
Made shit as ill as it can get went in depth
Like a fucking vignette and two bars skins wet
I'm already covered in sweat
I wasn't even ready to come in yet
AHH, let me set this drink down
Beat up a gal, start beef with a pal
Probably be wild 'til I'm wrinkled and senile

And "Rap God" was a freestyle
Off the top of the dome piece while I was sleep on the couch
And I'm freestyling now

I need a towel, sweat leaks from my brow

________________________

darkrebel, i guess this was also a deadpan humour. grin

if eminem insists rap god was a freestyle, i believe him. the lyricism had no pattern or a clear thought. it's just words after words that rhyme. there's no concept about the track. it's exactly what eminem would do on a radio station.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2015
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:28pm On Apr 10, 2015
Darkrebel666:
~ coogar

https://www.facebook.com/RapGenius/posts/10152025378028259 ..
that interview is almost 2 years old! grin
Family › Re: My 2 Months Old Marriage Is Crashing - HELP ME by coogar: 8:48pm On Apr 09, 2015
•forming
•storming
•norming
•performing

you are at the storming stage in your marriage. endure it, persevere it and you would soon get past this phase. at least, she's decent enough to apologise whenever she says things that are bang out of order.

there's light at the end of the tunnel.
Romance › Re: Ever Had A Date With A Nairalander?? ( Share Your Experience).. by coogar: 8:36pm On Apr 09, 2015
Idowuogbo:
So na here gist dey? grin

Right guys, my date with coogar was terrible mehn...very local breed! He just pick hin anyhow. angry
you dey craze! grin
you better don't let me expose how you couldn't use cutleries that night. you even attempted to use your left hand to scoop the pasta into your mouth when the fork nor gree you.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2015
teddybiyasi:
I'm not in for any miss NL issh
the one way textrap do me still dey affect my gp
teddy, what's your CGPA?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:03pm On Apr 09, 2015
TheDarkRebel:
~ Sure I will
But still one is supposed to bring Top-notch stuff to a cypher..That's why a rapper is tested lyrically mainly and not in tracks. Yelawolf just bored me, I couldn't wait till he was done spitting...
So Crooked I vs Royce ....in all their cyphers and joints works..who's the hardest
crooked I is the better rapper but royce makes better songs.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:56pm On Apr 08, 2015
TheDarkRebel:
~ Coogar ..
who do you think had a better verse on Shady XV cypher

Crooked I vs Royce 5'9

Me think King Crooked's Punchlines, delivery and flow was really tight though plus he got this fresh and mad hip-hop swag.. but Royce said some really ill and funny sshit too..
So who do you think had the better verse? and I have been meaning to ask, why did yelawolf ffuck up? he was tighter than that and his flow was rapid and fire before especially in Shady 2.0...but now he's rapping some lame crap about his house and who's coming for dinner..plus his rhyming was very weak and unappealing.. wetin happen ?..because I know you have all the phone numbers of the members of slaughter house tongue ....
you need to cop the album. 12 songs by various artistes. eminem, slaughterhouse & co. don't use the acapella freestyle as the yardstick. yelawolf spazzed seriously on that album. eminem was on a different level too.
Family › Re: Re; My Wife Fought With My Mum Following A Quarrel. My Own Opinion. by coogar: 7:08pm On Apr 08, 2015
maclatunji:
A wife slapped her Mother-In-Law? Abomination, that wife has to go o.
it's not that simple....
what about the kids?
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 6:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
Stillfire:
Ese Walters does not have her ass on video. She can be excused.
Lol, no I will not shake my ikebe for lynnx. But my point is you cannot put a black woman to shake her ikebe in your song, but when it comes to love songs this same woman is not worthy of it.
perhaps the bulk of the black women available for such music videos are not feminine enough. grin

It is counterproductive to tell black women to be natural to themselves, but when it is time to show that you mean what you say, you do the opposite. grin grin
there are few one size fits all.
some women are suited more for the romantic stuff in music videos while some are just perfect for the ikebe-shaking. the face of the babe with the big bütt on lynx video barely showed her face - the selling point is the big bütt! cheesy
Family › Re: My Wife Demands Money From Me Before Sex – Husband Tells Judge by coogar: 6:51pm On Apr 08, 2015
She urged the court not to grant her husband’s plea because she was still in love.
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Family › Re: Please Is It Right For Ones Hubby To Start A Business With His Younger Brother by coogar: 5:26pm On Apr 08, 2015
duduyem:
He wants to start a new business in the UK and instead he want his younger brother to work there.. However, his wife his not working at the moment, but beacuse his brother just came from Naija he believes is an opportunity for him to get something doing whilst staying here
what's the big deal, here?
what if the wife is not good at doing business? what if the wife was the one that even said he should do the business with his kid brother?

stop crying more than the bereaved.
Family › Re: Shocking: Mother & Daughter Give Birth Same Week, For The Same Man by coogar: 5:20pm On Apr 08, 2015
damiso:
Who would say she was s.exually abused? I would also think she was disgusting for sleeping and having babies with father and son. That's just gross.
that would be the public opinion.
they must have groomed her, threatened her, coerced her or forced her into it.

2 men vs 1 woman - she was abused
1 man vs 2 women - he's an oloshious fellow
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 5:10pm On Apr 08, 2015
Stillfire:
I'm sorry there is a pattern and tendency to leave black women with black bastards. The black man is hypersexual. If this is what it takes to not bring a bastard into the world, I will forever frown my face cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. A black man would want to sleep with you and not take responsibility for the consequences. If you are light though and you have slutty ways he will make excuses for you. Ask Kim kardashian. Can a black woman have a sex video out there and marry a top black star? Hahaha. grin grin grin grin grin Black men demand a saintly semblance from the black woman but will excuse it in lighter females. grin grin grin tongue
is ese walters not married? grin who married her? white man? how's her case different from kim k. she made a church confession that she was rammed by a pastor for 7 days consecutively.

kim kardashian slept with her boyfriend. it's what everyone does behind closed doors. it's not like people didn't expect her to be sleeping with her boyf.

Stillfire:
Hahaha Coogar is slowly getting the drift. You all need to stop deceiving black women and admit color is an issue. cool
there seems to be a trend but i don't agree it's colour. the fact is nigerian women that are posh consider the job of a video vixen as a dirty job. how many women that have posted here would shake their ikebe for lynx?
Family › Re: Shocking: Mother & Daughter Give Birth Same Week, For The Same Man by coogar: 5:03pm On Apr 08, 2015
damiso:
If he thought that then he must be a tool(let me borrow one of your choice words grin).
or the two women connived to lure him into their beds. poor man! seduced & manipulated to sire kids for mother & daughter.

you can imagine the outcry if a woman made babies for father & son. grin everyone would be saying she was sëxually abused. in the name of gender equality, i think this man is a victim of sêxual abuse. grin
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 4:45pm On Apr 08, 2015
Stillfire:
@Coogar,
When it is time to shake yansh and show your women in the most degrading positions, the black man will exhibit the black woman in his videos.

[img]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCnwqkUP-j4[/img]
bloody hell, is that bütt real?

but you have to understand no one beats the black woman in twerking. it's a natural ability. grin

When it is about love and respect, guess who he picks... buhahaha

[img]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJMsA59o7Ws[/img]

And you men are still denying, there is no color issue hahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
this evidence is spine-chilling grin
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 4:41pm On Apr 08, 2015
Stillfire:
A white man will show off using his white woman, an Indian an indian woman etc, but a black man's symbol of 'I have arrived or I am now international' is everyone else but not the black woman. You have proved my point. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin End of discussion. cool
there's an economic aspect attached to it. don't we(african men, women & children) always believe imported things are better? grin

free d'banj, abeg cheesy

cococandy:
And they are mgbeke because they are black Nigerian.
they are mgbeke cos of the suffer-head looks.

you guys forget no pretty educated nigerian woman would do video honey. the ones who are readily available are mgbeke. the core beautiful girls in africa would never shake bare bütts for d'banj.....the posh nigerian woman is highly arrogant for such nonsense.

How many of those ladies (video vixens for that matter undecided) are more educated or even better than the nollywood babes? They don't even know squat.
that's the point - they look posh without being educated and they are willing to become a video honey. the posh nigerian women are mostly educated & rich. she would not do such a job for any amount of d'banj's money.

i am not saying there are no beautiful posh women in nigeria, i am saying the beautiful posh women in nigeria would never agree to appear in d'banj's video and shake their arsës. so what choice does d'banj have?

Just that they are lighter skinned tongue
It is a color thing coogar.
Accept it and have peace.
At least girls make no pretenses about preferring taller men. if only you people would be that open about your preference too.
there's nothing to accept. it goes deeper than colour.
Family › Re: How To Treat Your Mother Inlaw. by coogar: 4:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
jadelyn007:
my granny not going to visit doesn't stop her from getting all the love she needs from her sons, they visit her often enough, they give her all the stuff she wants. The fact that they appreciate their wives doesn't mean the bond between mother and son is broken.
i agree in principle - but let's not pretend there are no wifeys whose mission is to destroy that mother-son bond. in a nutshell, not all MILs are evil & not all DILs are saints.

And no, she doesn't throw slaps but she does belittle them. You have said time n time again that there is no difference between verbal n physical abuse so I don't know why you are contradicting yourself.
TIA - this is africa!
such things go with the norm in the society you have found yourself. try and adapt. grin

You are sick if you consider your wifey skinny legged at 30-something.

DIL doesn't go to MIL's matrimonial home to harass her, I still don't see why MIL should come disturbing the peace of her son's new home
that MIL made DIL's husband suitable to be married in most cases. if she didn't train him to be successful, he would have received a big no from the DIL during the wooing phase. grin

she(MIL) knows many young brides are devious & she's made it her duty to protect her investment. try & understand where these MILs are coming from. they just need assurance that all would be well, antagonising them in retaliation never ends well for all the parties involved.
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 4:20pm On Apr 08, 2015
Stillfire:
Yeah she has to be curvaceous and LIGHT! cheesy You guys can even excuse obesity as long as she's light to. grin Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!
some black men actually like thick women. however, i think majority are starting to see the underlying health issues beneath those thick flabs.

See Dbanj bring his foreign iyawo home and dark skinned girls serving her. What race on earth other than the black man does this and still want to pretend there's no colorism issue? cheesy
[img]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S4snQpZMvE[/img]
he's just showing off, abeg!
this does not mean dbanj would naturally prefer a white chic to a black chic. flexing with a white chic is own way of saying his brand is now international & not mgbeke nollywood chics. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:16pm On Apr 08, 2015
afrodoc2:
I agree with Hargreaves. i will take varane ahead of hummels.
hummels is appearing slower by the day already. if it was just about composure and leadership we would still have vida or rio in the team, we need someone who want be lacking for pace
i think smalling would compensate him. vidic was never quick too even in his prime. hummels is a wonderful ball playing central defender. smalling would sit & let hummels carry it forward.

however, if smalling improves his run from deep & doesn't panic when he crosses the half way line then we can overlook hummels & godin should be our target. smalling & jones would have improved massively had they gone to other clubs - SAF & moyes really stunted their growth playing them as RBs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:06pm On Apr 08, 2015
afrodoc2:
This is why i had to give up on Cleverley. The major problem was not that Cleverley was unable to pass the ball forward but that he appeared to be UNWILLING to pass it forward. He became too timid to take chances, and fortune favors the brave
perhaps the öbsession of modern managers to keep possession caused this for him. cleverley can pass the ball but i think as time wore on, he noticed the public started hating him for not really contributing much in the games we lost - his self confidence took a dent & he got worse and worse.

he's started every game for villa since he went there & he doesn't play badly at all. he's a facilitator. he just knit the passes, keep things tidy to preserve possession. the whole cleverley cannot solve calculus is laughable.
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 4:00pm On Apr 08, 2015
Stillfire:
You guys say black women are obese and you are still complaining about the slim ones. Kontinu. cheesy
too much of everything is bad
she can't be anorexic and she cannot be morbidly obese. grin
Family › Re: How To Treat Your Mother Inlaw. by coogar: 3:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
jadelyn007:
lol, am nt going to try to argue with you cos u have never been in the position,
Reasons range from her family are bad people, to not having children e.t.c.
i understand this bit some wives also hate their MILs for no reason. they have pre-conceived notions about her from the outset and they are all out to isolate the husband from his mother.

By taking control I mean, reducing visits to barest minimum, let the couples enjoy their marital life without her breathing down their necks constantly
very easy for you to say.....
you want to force the western mores on the stereotypical african families. the men in the western countries don't owe their parent's much. he started fending for himself at 18 - there's no intense emotional connection like you would find in africa.

the african man comes with a baggage - his mom. his mother probably invested her gratuity & pension on her son's education to become successful. some sold houses, jewelry, etc to train their sons. you then think she would sit back & let a skinny-legged wifey from nowhere ruin the bond that has been there for more than 30 years?

think again, my friend. grin

Again I don't have experience with mad people, maybe you should tell me about it
you are sick!
you have a nan that once oppressed your aunts. ask her if she throws slaps around for the ficklest of things. grin
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 3:50pm On Apr 08, 2015
Stillfire:
A study was done on self esteem among women, BLACK WOMEN WERE RATED HIGH despite all the issues and insults of being heavier. cheesy We cannot be intimidated. grin
like any black woman would say the truth concerning her self esteem. their stubbornness would not permit it. "i shall not gree" mentality is inborn in them. even a woman with no romantic partner sends valentine gifts to herself to deceive the world that her market is hot. grin

The criteria for black men attractiveness is not long hair. The criteria for black women and all women in general is long hair.
halle berry disagrees grin

No woman would refuse to date a guy because of hair.
they sometimes refuse bald men asking them out.

Rocking an afro and braided hairstyles will not get you a job in corporate America. You think Chimamanda adichie was stupid for writing americannah and talking about hair? We did not break ranks, woman must survive, so she adapted to the system because she has to feed herself.
she should have persevered a bit more grin

TV01:
Henceforth it shal be known as the "Skoda effect" no more, it shall be called the "Balsy Brothers" grin
TV
MINT!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:43pm On Apr 08, 2015
afrodoc2:
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lol, are you implying that Coogar has a case if Orubebeitis or Orubemyopia? cheesy :

Cleverley lost confidence and became more and more timid as the years progressed. Herrera has not show me yet that he is such a special passer of the ball, he is a good passer.....but thats just it,nothing special for now.

I can't categorically say one is a better passer than the other FOR NOW......I need to see more of Herrera
but cleverley did this.

https://i.minus.com/ibfkbkm6DcE9NO.gif

if he's a sideways & backwards passer like many are claiming here, he wouldn't have thought of this - he would have passed the ball back to joe hart.
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2015
Timbuktou:
Hehehe. my brother, dry boned chicks do nothing for me. They repulse me. I guess it's the Africanness in me.
life is all about choices.....
the flexibility of a svelte chic wows me more than the thicksos. grin
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 3:34pm On Apr 08, 2015
tpiadotcom:
your attack is not on lupita but on kenya.
stop faking.
shattap!
there are fair-skinned kenyans.
Family › Re: Shocking: Mother & Daughter Give Birth Same Week, For The Same Man by coogar: 3:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
damiso:
They both deserve blame. She for sleeping with her mums boyfriend and the guy for sleeping with his girlfriend's daughter.
he must have thought the offer came with a bonus. buy one get one free. grin
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 3:28pm On Apr 08, 2015
Timbuktou:
Ol boy, the mounds and lumps hold greater value for me.
hmmm, the apex predator himself.
okonrin meta. cheesy

The person who mentioned Victor Olaiya forgot to mention Fela's "Yellow Fever".

And like you said, it's a preference thing. This androphobic skank should go home already.
death! grin

damiso: That said one can't choose who another person will have a preference for. That's why it's called choice.
so you disagree with the androphobic skank like timbuktou puts

Stillfire:
If there were means to increase in height, men would. Men do everything within their power to increase pe.nis size to make themselves more attractive to their mates.
so why are men not attaching long hair to look like Jesus or brad pitt. if black women get the urge to wear hair that look like celine dion's, by the same token, black men should also get this urge.......but we don't.

Is it not you nigerian men I saw in one video changing the color of their lips to pink because Nigerian women like pink lips. Buhahaha. The thing about Victor Olaiya is that it would not have been ignored in the AA community instead Nigerian women shook their big butts to it and bleached. grin grin grin
you cannot compare this minority to skin bleaching & artificial hair business. the sad truth is - black women have serious confidence issues that stemmed from identity crisis.

a black man is a black man anywhere on the planet. he rocks his skin fade haircut & he is proud of his charcoal skin. that is the way he sees himself & the whole world has come to respect his natural features and accepted him.

if the black woman had kept faith with their natural features by rocking their afro or gorimapa & leaving their natural skin as it was, they would be getting their worldwide acceptance by now but they broke ranks along the line.

there was a time dogs had more acceptance than black men in several western countries but now, various researches show black men sit atop the totem pole of the most desirable men in the world. they kept faith with their brands & made the rest of the world accept them for what they are.
Family › Re: How To Treat Your Mother Inlaw. by coogar: 3:14pm On Apr 08, 2015
jadelyn007:
that means you have never really had an experience with some MIL's.
i couldn't have had if i tried. i remove myself from such pettiness.

Its not ok to assume cos you could be wrong. Take every information as it is presented to you.
i find it difficult to believe a slap just came out of nowhere because the wifey refused to hand over her pictures.

My granny was very oppressive of my 2 aunts which I consider very lovely women. She would use every opportunity to bully them cheesy tho she never went physical with any. I always felt sorry seeing them cower timidly when she starts with her fault finding.
did you ever bother to ask your granny why she used oppression to wear out your aunts?

When a MIL doesn't like you, it doesn't matter wether you are the sweetest thing on earth.
you can prove her wrong & change her opinion about you. you don't have to lick her arsë too. just keep being you & one day the penny would drop for her.

We had to take control of situation before things would escalate.
so if a mad woman gets into a fight with you in public, you would join her in the show of shame cos you are taking control before shyte escalates? grin
Family › Re: Black Woman Discriminating Against Light Skinned Women by coogar: 3:05pm On Apr 08, 2015
crackhaus:
I meant that black men don't care what shade of man MJB or Beyonce uses in their videos.

It's black women who care what shade of woman Trigga or Tyrese uses in theirs.
i don't even notice - my attention span is on the waxed thighs & the humongous bòobs. grin

Stillfire:
That is my sister. I was born with Lupita's skin, black shiny black. kiss I was not brought up to hate myself or limit who I date.
if your sister is that fair then i don't need to make any further guesses. you couldn't have been born with a lupita skin with a sister like yours.

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