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LooNat11kk:
Shut the phuck up bytch

i don't blame you!
i put this blame on the donor of your y-chromosomes. he shoulda put you, while you were in his testiclës, in the anüs of a buffalo.

Darkrebel: the tourney would take place once a year..
Am thinking we do it in June ...so everyone interested would be ready...
and it won't take long..
it would be a two weeks tourney..
and Very credible neutral unbiased judges would vote on each brawl to avoid cheating

the only problem is judging.
there are different factions & cliques on this NL. if you were to go against kim(PDP), his fellow MEND boys would rig the votes - money is involved. with the promise to share the loot, many of them would throw their credibility in the bin & vote the wacker verse as the winner.

Darkrebel:
Real recognize real...

didn't you see the mention?
.considering the staking and betting thing.??

it's more fun when there's money on it.....
i agree with you on that. however, who are the stakers?

Lagunna:
Lolzz.. habatically.. The crowd even booed hitman when he said verb is better than John. .I'm sure u saw that part..They all screamed no....

Verb actually lost to John too..

verb - st. louis
hitman - st. louis

JJDD - new york
URL crowd - new york.

so the crowd are always biased against outsiders coming around to beat up their boys.

ayeverb is too nice. he's a guru in battle rap especially when he switches to showtime & heighten his flow & potent bars. go on YouTube and search for ayeverb's showtime.

you go shout!

LooNat11kk:
WACK.

why are you such a hater though? i have never seen you encourage anyone's bars. i would have understood perfectly if you were a dopë writer yourself........but we don't see your scripts regularly & the ones we have seen are 3/10(at best).

you need to change this your negativity. darkrebel wrote a dopë bar. if you can't encourage the time put to script that bar then shut your fücking mouth. textcees deserve loads of credits for taking their time to drop bars and all you ever do is to knock them down.

it's 2015, you need to grow up.

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salute to everyone that has dropped bars here this year. battle rap will never die with you guys putting the work in.

parrotibaba:
no it doesn't ,sm1 can choose to subscribe for d DSTV mobile packages cos he wants to not necessarily cos he is rich ,a guy might be driving around with d latest range rover but can't afford a good house ,it's life but hey on d plus side ,if u hv it ,why d hell won't u enjoy it ,I know I do

yeah, i understand this angle of yours. you are talking about placing priorities but that's mostly a naija issue, not in the UK. everyone pays bills here, even the prime minister.

you can prioritise luxury stuff in naija cos you expect friends & family to sort out the basics(housing, food, bills, etc). it's a different issue here. no one sorts out shyte for the other. you need to get out there, make money before you can even get ordinary heat.

you have to be very comfortable to be paying close to £150 per month on sky channels + 4G connection on a smart phone......there are more pressing bills to pay & no one will pay them for you.

Lagunna:
I will put him on the same level with kshine, math hoffa, adverb, etc..And that's because of the biting accusations hanging on him.

hoffa & ayeverb on JJDD's level?
you are being disrespectful here. if ayeverb isnt always doing his effeminate ish, he would be on clips level. mr. showtime is who you are comparing to JJDD? come on now, that's a reach. ayeverb is too nice. he still holds the record of the biggest crowd reaction after a bar in the history of battle rap.....and that was against hitman that destroyed JJDD.

the crowd kept screaming for almost 15 mins.

You know what coog. ...John actually reminds me of you.. Here on Nl, gees will always accuse you of biting, but deep down they know you are good..

JJDD is a proven biter.
if you scour youtube, i am sure there must be videos of him getting caught on so many bars he stole or was disguising to flip. i doubt he writes anything at all. he's from yonkers - DMX must be ashamed of him.

I mean he has been in the game for long and as far as I'm concerned. .. John killed hitman...You need to watch some of his battles from grind time. .

i know john like the back of my mind. he looks intelligent but he's not. he won't be on my top 20 list. there are few females that will destroy JJDD. jaz the rapper & young gat as will murder JJDD. hell, if i succeed in polishing kim's diction, he will give JJDD a run for his money on a URL thread.

04kaa:
Okay, Deadline is now saturday... No excuses please, Dont tell me you are getting scared of O4ka the legend already.


DEADLINE SATURDAY!

this is going to be good.
i must not miss this tasty brawl. old school battler versus new school.

it has the feel of canibus vs dizaster. 04kaa, i hope you will not bring out a notepad. do the old school proud by beating the rookie.

who are the judges in this? nominated judges or public opinion?

parrotibaba:
@Coogar seriously ,steaming a live program on ur phone dos not pertain to being rich ,it doesn't really

it does....
read my comments again. this is not illegal live streaming that you see around. it's like having DSTV channels on your phone in naija with the complete package - all paid for.

ibime & other UK dwellers will understand better....

Ibime:
Wetin pesin no go hear for Chelsea thread. Sky Sports on phone done turn to evidence of good living.

you need to have a subscription with sky to use skygo - something you(ibime) cannot afford as of yet. then you need a good phone to run it plus a good network to run the live streaming. all these things are evidence of good living.

£80 per month on sky + EE(pay monthly). you sef add am together and tell me if it's something you can afford. this is why it's awesome to read a good course & uni so you can floss. when i was hurting my brains to solve electric circuit using kirchoff's law in the uni, you were studying physical education & partying every night.

the end hath justified the means.

Lagunna:
Naaah coog..
Hitman lost that battle clearly.. That's why john is hated on url. First time on url and he destroyed one of the fans favorite.

hitman destroyed him.....
hitman's first round was fire. hitman is the king of remixes. JJDD then copied his remixes in the battle. JJDD lost that battle when fans later realised 99% of his bars were stolen.

You should go check out john's battles on grind time.. Coog that boy is good..
As a matter of fact.. I have never seen him lose a battle yet

how come he's not top tier?
can you stand JJDD next to charlie clips, tsu surf, math hoffa, DNA, t-rex, holla da don, mook, loaded lux, cortez or even b-magic?

wonlasewonimi:
Bro forget that thing...if coogar tells you good morning, you have to actually look outside to see if it's morning. The guy won heavyweight championship belt in lying.

that's the difference between coogar & a broke ašs wankër like yourself. coogar gets to spend £££ & enjoy the best things in life while mosque rats like you continue to wonder how he does it.

that's skysports live on my phone - check the time & the network. i hope my fabulous lifestyle doesn't give you nightmares. i have spent more money on FUT15 this month than your father spent throughout last year.

that's what's up.

Lagunna:
Oga take it easy na..
Destroy JJDD? No I don't think so..

Have you seen this battle?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uDum_bdHo4

JJDD is wack.
he's a proven ground nigga. 99% of the bars he used in this battle were bitten from fellow battlers. i have seen the battle and hitman washed the floor with him. no battler can cope with hitman's first rounds anyways.

JJDD is not top-tier jare. warriblood will kill him.

elampiro:
I am ashamed of you right now. You are disappointing and a disgrace.

Rooney had savings/surplus to draw from to over shoot his attempted passes.

Eto had no savings/surplus. He is in debt. So he undershot his attempted passes.

* When Rooney exhausted his inaccurate passes from what he received, he went further to make 4 more inaccurate passes from his duels won, and interceptions. Hence 54 attempted passes >50 passes received. Rooney 54/50.

Eto 26/30. ... 26 attempted passes < 30 passes received.
Eto received 30 passes from his team mates and he attempted 26. Deficit of 4. The deficit are not attempted passes.



Bottom line: Eto cannot have 13 inaccurate passes because he did not attempt all his passes. Some passes received were miscontrolled, hence he couldn't attempt to re-pass them.

you are a disgrace to homo sapiens.
did you not tell us missing passes are always included in inaccurate passes? i brought etoo up and now you are saying etoo had a deficit. who's even concerned about etoo's deficit?

the koko of the matter is - you lied rooney's 9 missing passes were in his 13 inaccurate passes and i have been able to prove that your theory is retardëd. rooney's missing passes were dispossession & mis-controlled passes.


rooney lost plenty of possession & thus was poor on sunday. it's easy to pick your brain apart. you know nothing about statistics. a player can have 100% pass accuracy and still lose possession in a truckloads.

if a player receives 100 passes.....he can lose 90 of them to dispossession and still make 100% pass accuracy. there's a difference between retaining the ball & making accurate passes. if all the passes he decides to give out are all accurate passes, he would get 100% even though he lost 90 while in possession of the ball.

#footballtutorial

elampiro:
Na wao! Rooney had surplus from 50 passes received while Eto had deficit from 30 passes received. Do I speak in Igbo or Yoruba?

* Rooney had one dispossession from the 50 passes he received.
* 9 of his passes were inaccurate from the remaining 49 he received .
* He made 5 passes from the duels and interceptions he won.
* 4 inaccurate passes from the duels and interception he won.

Total 54 passes, 13 inaccurate passes.

Rooney accounted for his 50 passes received and even added 4 from personal hustle. But Eto cannot account for his 30 passes received.

you are incredibly stüpid.
rooney's 9 missing passes were in his 13 inaccurate passes(according to your logic) but etoo's 13 missing passes are in his 9 inaccurate passes?

can 13 be in 9?

cheiii - elampawa.
it's now painfully apparent that you are a charlatan when it comes to statistics. when you are clueless about something that is way out of your intellectual league, keep quiet and learn.

you are a disgrace to all man utd fans on this planet. go to bed, please. the objective was to humiliate you & the mission has been accomplished.

elampiro:
You are woeful with statistics. Rooney made more passes than he received while Eto made less passes than he received. Where is the correlation? Apples and oranges.

1. Eto received 30 passes.
2. He attempted 26 passes.
3This already meant there were 4 of passes received that he didn't control to the extent of trying to pass them.
4. Eto made 26 attempted passes. 9 were inaccurate.


Summary: 9 inaccurate passes + 4 unattempted passes + 17 accurate passes = 30 passes received.

Eto did not have 13 inaccurate passes.

i never said etoo had 13 inaccurate passes, i said he had 13 missing passes. is it possible you are the monkey that is yet to see obama @ the white house?

so we have 13 missing passes for etoo just like rooney's 9 missing passes. so how come rooney's 9 missing passes are included in his 13 inaccurate passes and the same formular didn't work for samuel etoo?

elampiro, you are a disgrace to edo state.

elampiro:
Coogar couldn't understand when I said '5 more passes'. Yet Coogar lives in UK.

you still dey talk like an illiterate. which stupïd 5 more passes? rooney received 50, he attempted 54 passes. he passed 41 accurately. 13 were inaccurate. you claim the 13 inaccurate passes also included the missing 9.

etoo received 30. he attempted 26 passes, 17 were accurate. 9 were inaccurate. if we go by your idïotic logic, 9 inaccurate passes included missing 13.

if 13 is greater than 9.....how can 13 passes be in 9?

elampiro, you are finished.

If monkey go stay with Obama for White House or with Queen for Buckingham Palace come back, na monkey e still be. Baboon Coolie-guy Tortoise.

your credibility just got torn faster than a pròstitute rips a packet of condom.

coogar: i will look for an example cos this is starting to look beyond your IQ.

samuel etoo last season against everton.

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samuel etoo received 30 passes from his team mates. he completed only 17 passes out of 26 he attempted. according to elampigoat's theory, the missing 13 passes are amongst the 9 inaccurate passes etoo made cos rooney's missing 9 passes are among the 13 inaccurate passes he made.

can 13 passes be in 9? dear oh dear.

this is why every mother of a newborn must ensure buying baby food that has meaningful nutrients in them. it's now clear that elampiro reasons with the sole of his feet. while in a standing position, elampawa's IQ is slightly below the IQ of a praying mantis.

elampiro:
The 9 passes here are part of his 13 inaccurate passes. The other four came from duels and interceptions he won.

you must be very stüpid....
after telling us rooney didn't receive up to 50 passes from his team mates & that some of them were from the passes he intercepted or duelled with southampton players, you are now talking nonsense.

You lack English comprehension. I said his interceptions and duels added up to his 50 passes he received to make his over 54 balls he received in the game, from which he made 54 passes.

you are a complete ïdiot!
rooney received 50 passes from his team mates, he attempted 54 passes but only 41 of them was accurate. 50-41 = 9.

rooney received 50 & only 41 found a team mate. that's the only important stat as far as keeping the ball is concerned. rooney didn't attempt any shot & he was only tackled once throughout the game. where are the remaining passes, dullard?

Is it only from passes received on get balls? Your lack of intelligence here is shocking!

you are plumbing the depths of idïocy.
rooney received 50 passes from his team mates. they passed the ball to him 50 times....how come rooney only passed it back 41 times if he's not wasteful in possession?

Rooney had 13 inaccurate passes. The 9 of them are from passes received

after lying to us rooney retained possession better than mata & RVP, you are now back tracking that rooney had 13 poor passes?

This is because their pass accuracy was high. It has nothing to do with dispossession.

nothing to do with pass accuracy.
pass accuracy hides loads of stuff. a player can receive 40 passes and only pass 15 of them to a team mate - it means most of the time he received the ball, the opponents bullied him & took the ball from him. his pass accuracy can be high.

i will look for an example cos this is starting to look beyond your IQ.

I am beginning to think it would be easier for a snail to travel from Owo to Australia than for you Coogar to comprehend football tactics and even the statistics your so much proud to be the custodian. Your lack football tactics analysis is appalling. Pua!

says the fool that lied that rooney's interception is part of the 50 passes received. you are a disgrace to football punditry. whoscored is the zenith of your football intelligence.

tortoise has endurance - it might make the trip from owo to australia. it's a creature that can live up to 300 years. in your own case, it's humanly impossible for you to grasp football stats. pete Edochie will become the president of USA before you understand the concept of passes received.

moonraker - you wasted your 10,000 fifa points. a 25K megapack was released today - although the maximum one can buy is 2. i bought them and i found di maria, robben and cazorla.

the pack is 12 players(3 rare).

i'm the luckiest dude alive.

my killa squad!
i am so monstrous, reus & muller can't even get into the starting line up....gundogan, thiago & khedira couldn't make the bench.

who else can boast of 187 squad rating?

CaptainGeneral1:
Please scroll up and check my posts. I didnt demand for a battle. I was actually making fun with my word play when a clown told me we are here to battle. Ok, sorry guys. Lhood got me mad. #i_fear_no_one. Jst an apology

we are sorry for the mix-up too.
go to FFR thread and drop your bars. i am looking at putting a crew of 7 battlers together. i'm looking for fresh faces whose written are super-döpe.

i think it's time i start taking this ish serious. there's money to be made in battle rap.

CaptainGeneral1:
In all this I don't believe. Better be informed that Action speaks louder than words. First, do u know d guy was the first to call me a fool??. Secondly, do u know I wasn't referring to you??. Thirdly, please piss on my nostrils. IDIOT

see.....
this is a very organised setting. even if we snarl & growl at each other, there's still an order. you are a newbie. no one knows your level of skill. you can't just hop into the ring and demand a battle. you are not in the land of barbarians.

first & foremost - go to the FFR(flow for rank) thread. drop 3-5 verses and your level of skill would determine who you can spar with. if any of the oldies think you are nice, then a battle would be arranged at a certain time & date. if you show up, kudos to you. if you do a runner, you get a 2-month ban for a no show.

CaptainGeneral1:
So please tell me what's going on here. I dropped a word play, a fool told me we are here to battle, now I'm bringing battle now u are also telling me this aint a battle thread. Ok what is it??

who are you calling a fool?

what is wrong with you illegitimate children of vagabonds coming online without your home training? who's your mate here? are you mentally stable at all?

get the fück out of here before i pišs in your nostrils.

Odunharry:
Man utd considering a bid for Alex Song

bye bye fletcher.


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di maria!
di maria!!
di maria!!!


di maria needs deliverance. after a nice 1-2 exchange with RVP, he screwed up his shot. if he had looked up, dropped his shoulder & delayed the ball a bit, mata was through on goal.

for all the praises southampton got from gary neville, i think our profligacy in front of goal was the reason we didn't score. it's got little to do with the defence organsitation gary neville was wänking about. we created enough
dangerous moments - it's unfortunate the big players forgot their shooting boots at home.

elampiro:
You are confused:

Take for example
Passes received = 50
Interception = 2 (both resulting in attempted passes)
Duels won = 7,(4 shot into the open, 3 attempted passes.)

Total ball received = 59
Less Dispossessed = 1
Less Panic clearance = 4
59-1-4 = 54 balls for passing.
Less 13 inaccurate passes = 41 completed passes.

* The above has nothing to do with dispossession which is a separate event of its own. Rooney had 1, Mata 2. Chikena!

i think you have fluff in your brains.
rooney received 50 passes from his team mates. he didn't shoot on/off target. how come he was only able to give back 41 passes. rooney was fouled once in the game....rooney was fouled only one time in the game.....so what happened to the other passes he received? did he eat the ball?

see how your lies have been exposed - you told us the interceptions & duels rooney had added up to the 50 passes - OPTA has broken down how he received all the 50 passes from united players. if you need the image of each passes; i can also provide them. you see, my source of info is larger than what whoscored gets from opta.

tell us what rooney did to the missing 8 or 9 passes he received.

the passes of RVP & mata can be accounted for. RVP received 15 passes and gave back 14 to his team mates. mata received 52 passes and gave back 49 to his team mates.

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SIRcumalot:
DI Maria played complete rubbish yesterday and am reading about Rooney for almost two pages now ?
His fully fit so wetin be d excuse.

di maria was poor, no doubt about that......but when some pharisees think they can give rooney undeserved credits then a truth bearer like me wouldn't keep mum about it.

di maria was shytë but so was rooney. when mata kept popping about the box, showing up for the ball and taking inaccurate shots, i was like - this is what rooney should be doing. rooney is the striker & he was pushed down the field to score after van persie left the pitch.