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teddybiyasi, you are a goat!

thunder faya your armpit.....

GIYAZZ:
Chilling with Krone

how come most of you guys here on the rap section look like armed robbers?

mikuz:
' I keep a 40 Cal on my side, stepping with the mind state of a mobster.'

40 cal is understandable. the .40 modifies the noun and we know you are talking about a gun. however, your bar says cal. which cal? and how does .40 calibre have something to do with a football stadium?

you are a disgrace to battle rap! yet you wonder no one rates you here. you just put down stüpid bars thinking you are in your village. when they sleep on mats like ignoring hummels.

Keky:
Manchester United nil, Southampton one

the same team mauled you 2-0 few days ago and the last time i checked, you are below united on the table.

the nerve of a fan whose club haven't won a league title in 11 seasons. how do you sleep at night seeing other clubs win the league year in year out?

is failure your birth mark?

exhibit b:

united broke and rooney was in possession of the ball. van persie offered himself for a through ball from rooney but how did rooney execute the pass?

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even a slow coach like mikel obi would have treaded an accurate pass in this situation but rooney miscued a simple short pass yet again........and people keep blaming 3-5-2.

3-5-2 isn't the problem, rooney is....

elampiro:
One more thing Coogar doesn't understand football tactics.

idïocy at his best....

1. Coogar thinks Mata and Rooney functioned as two CMs. No, despite both played in front of Carrick, Rooney was the CM while Mata was the AM. Rooney was to cover up any defensive lapses for Carrick, while Mata was meant to. Play higher. Formation is different from tactics.

we played 3-1-4-2. the four behind the front 2 included valencia shaw mata and rooney. mata wasn't anymore advanced than rooney in the game - and he played the game of his life even when the formation was tweaked and rooney moved into top striker position. mata wasn't any AM, stop lying.

2. If Mata is credited for making Valencia function (even though Val had always functioned without Mata),

(A) should we not also credit Rooney for making Young function all the while? Is it only negativities that should be ascribed to Rooney.

(B) should we not blame Mata for failing Rafael in the wing back in the previous league game?

we are talking about yesterday's game - don't dig up the past. rooney lost us the game was the statement you are trying to rebut. don't bring up games that was played in 1985 that had a different circumstance or personnel in the team.

rooney was uber-useless.

3. RVP played 60 about mins and did not score, Rooney who had exhausted his energy in midfiield should be blamed for not scoring in about 30 mins?

I have always said some people don't know ball.

how would RVP score when rooney kept making idiotïc passes all game. everytime we broke, RVP made intelligent runs and rooney the cow offered an idiötic through ball. RVP at least had an attempt that was blocked - rooney did not make a single attempt in 90 mins at old trafford - what a shame!


let's look at rooney's performance.....

exhibit a:

LVG decided to tweak the formation & moved blind to the wingback position, this was a chess move to allow accurate passing from the left channel to the strikers. blind supplied heavenly crosses into the box but what did rooney do with them?

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from the position rooney made the first touch, you would expect a world class player earning £300,000 per week to destroy the defender and make the goalie work. rooney thought otherwise and ran into traffic......and then lost the ball foolishly.

where's the football intelligence?

di maria made FIFPRO11....

what an achievement!

mikuz:
Hahaha . . Simple question. Cooger does it play both ways? Yes or no?

if your double entrede doesn't make sense both ways, it's a shyte bar. - Cooger

it plays both ways.
Sid's value is poor, value of the cedis is poor. compare it to "when they see my Cal, they run"

biko, what is cal?

mikuz:
Cooger you said this :

Yet you did a double entendre - Sid is/ Cedi that doesn't make sense both ways. So you've been spitting shyte bars since sliced bread hahaha.

"if your double entrede doesn't make sense both ways, it's a shyte bar." - Cooger

^^ Cooger how does 'but everyone pukes at the kinda value the Cedis' make any grammatical meaning? Are you an iidiot?

cedis = sid is.
everyone laughs at the kinda value the sid is. everyone laughs at sid's value. very easy bar to follow.

You just confused/ that trash you rapping have shown/ you'd get dismantled and stoned/
but in this battle . . If I catch 'Air dissing' ask . . 'Cavani' . . Ill break more than half of his bones!/

NL's textcee community all joined hands to say it shall not be well with you for this stupid reach.

so Edison is air dissing?

darkrebel, where are you?

We cant be compared . . ya life worth no more than two cents/ you and ya whole fam are ffucking useless/
cos while I crash in a nice and well furnished dublex/
. . Y'll live in a self con . . and sleep on 'Mats' . . like Ignoring 'Hummels'!!/

how's kim even rated at all with this level of stüpidity. so when you sleep on mats - you are ignoring hummels?

mikuz's corny bars

I slam your @ss for ranting/ cos yo spits worthless . . you should be banned from rapping. ./but my raps are costlier than an Aston Martin/so quit claiming that your lyrics are fat . cos we all know like 'Marco Van' . . Your 'Bars thin'!/

What you writes lacking/ so Im giving you a nice spanking/ till you look more malnurished than niggas on dry fasting/
Im too ruthless for you . . so Ima 'keep it straight and narrow' . . and beat you with a wide margin!/

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mikuz:
Shut up!

You are chatting bollocks. The punch is still nonsense to me, flat and basic as hell.

According to your sstupid lines of argument, there are so many faults in this bar, but allow me highlight one of them.

You said 'have the news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro Wiwa.'

Are you an iidiot? In 1995, Ken was killed by hanging - the last time I checked, during execution, the noose is not wrapped around the persons' head, its rather wrapped around his neck. How do you hang someone by putting the rope around the person's head? Are you rretarded?

you are a stark illiterate.....
noose is the rope hanging around the head of a death row prisoner. put a head in a noose has always been a perfect grammatical statement. take your mgbeke team mar ya and cal they run out of here.

Now lets even assume that this pun plays both ways. What about this?

•Sid's gone soft...With ease, I'll win this/I'm swift, he's slow...He can't last the distance/lyrically, it's the fitness or the illness/ Even in business...../I epitomise Pounds and Dollars but everyone pukes at the kinda value the Sid is


Hahaha . . .
Cooger says if a pun doesn't play both ways it should be regarded as wack. You played Cedis/ Sid is. So you are indirectly saying you're wack cos this pun does not play both ways. '. . . but everyone pukes at the kinda value the cedis'. Does this make any logical meaning? This is like saying ' . . . but everyone pukes at the kinda value the naira'.

you are a disgrace to the placenta that fed you for several months. everyone pukes at the kinda value the Sid is. are you a nonentity? how is that not making sense compared to your cal they run? there's no word known as cal in 25 different versions of the dictionary.

Haha . . Cooger you have been exposed as a complete devil's advocate!! How does this play both ways? Are you an iidiot?

no wonder you died in the battle against me. cheap bars like fabrice muamba & fadeyi oloro murdered you. not a single voter thought you won. you are a disgrace to the people of edo state......little wonder your picture looked like a recovering mental patient of a bar beach spiritualist.

liveLongNprospa:

so moyes had already lost 6 points at this stage last season & he was the 7th best team? LVG is still much better. position is the key, not the points accrued.

ElFenomeno1:
Hahaha. I have been travelling dude.
Stable now.

i bet you were travelling to the most uncivilised parts of the planet. no internet & no electricity. anytime arsenal win their games, you reappear again.

ElFenomeno1:
Your Rooney witch hunt is waxing stronger by the minute.....

Rooney lost you the game and is the most useless player in a red shirt? Amazing!

go and sit down!
you always disappear any time arsënal lose games.......only to reappear when they win. you are a fair weather fan.

Odunharry:
Coogar what do u have to say concerning Falcao's absence...

Coleman or Clyne??who do u prefer??

falcao's absence cost us....big time!
he would have added to our attacking threat towards the end of the game where rooney became anonymous and we had to send fellaini up top.

what was LVG thinking? falcao is fit but he dropped him for blackett, wilson, evans, paddy mcnair? it doesn't make any sense especially when he knew RVP/di maria weren't going to complete 90 mins.

ChristineC:
I don't agree with your last statement. Word on the street is that fans are not happy with the 3-5-2 Louis van Gaal has employed for recent games. I agree with that too but closer observation shows the number of goals conceded has been reduced; yet the attack has been really poor. Earlier, the blame was on Mouroane Fellaini not been skillful with the ball enough, but recently he has not been around and the attack is still very blunt.

3-5-2 isn't the problem. carrick sat in front of the back 3 - he was more or less a defender, it's just that his position was a little bit more ahead of the back 3. 3-5-2 isn't responsible for di maria's shïtstorm or mata's inability to score at least 2 of his 3 decent chances he got!

The analysts after the game yesterday talked about how the players lined up for yesterday's game was perfect for a 4-3-3 formation or a 4-4-2 attacking formation; and also highlighted the deployment of players out of position that berates optimum output, and also the presence of more defenders on the bench because the manager is insisting on the 3-5-2.

4-4-2/4-4-3 wouldn't have helped us break down that resolute southampton defence. we had too many passengers in the team. valencia's game play was 100% but his final ball was a disgrace throughout. he got into good positions but chose the wrong option each time.

If really the current group of players at his disposal are no good fit for the 3-5-2 cum 5-3-2 formation, why then is he trying?
The most glaring flaw from Louis van Gaal are his substitutions. The are always so poor

LVG has made a rod for his own back when he declared rooney is undroppable even when he keeps on producing shïtstorm after shïtstorm. no one knows rooney's best position. he can play anywhere but he's not particularly the best at any position.

LVG's substitutions were poor - they have been mostly awful and it's because his selection has been jekyll & hide. i will never understand why he pushed di maria upfront. if we were set to counterattack, then no wahala. however, we were against a team that sat deep and waited for us to make mistakes and punish us.

cos news is not related to ken and didn't really connect in the bar .. Assuming something related to news was included in that bar-journalists for example, it would have even been a harder punchline .
it is only people that know Ken saro wiwa died by hanging that could even figure out that news= noose .. am sure many people didn't get that news/noose ... and it's not their fault-- the set up didn't connect well
same thing with that Ajepaki/ obsessed with eminem--is not from -Pakistan- Paki+STAN ... - this line was great(hidden pun) but very few could have gotten it cos the set up to that line wasn't good thus connection was weak and couldn't be understood by the likes of warribloood and co.

ken saro wiwa's death was a shocking news. the set up was perfect......it's not my fault that half of NLers don't know who ken saro wiwa was or how his death came about. it's like south africans not knowing who mandela is.

NLers have to catch up with me, i can never go down to their level. so i won't dumb down my bars to suit the IQ of retärds like mikuz. coogar will never compromise the high standard of his written.

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with a berbatovesque first touch, this shoulda been a goal. what a pass from robin!

igbsam:
You all are ignoring the fact that Di Maria was piss poor today as well. How can a so called world class player played in such a way my 10yrs old niece was screaming his lungs out at the shyt Di Maria was displaying yesterday. Giving the ball away endlessly like he seems to him Southampton players looks like United Players to him. Weak Shot, Wrong passes, poor decisions, no pace, no stamina (easily bullied off the ball), no ball sense and nonsense crosses he made yesterday. Walahi, the only person that impressed me are valencia, blind, shaw and mata. The rest should be taken to the Barack and flogged.

he was one of the worst players.....
technically flawed all through. van persie delivered a glorious pass at a point and di maria's first touch was a disgrace for a player of his calibre.

LVG didn't help his cause playing him up top. his hold up play sucked. he got eaten up by fonte every time he had his back to their goal. his setplays were awful & he stunk the whole joint up. his best position was where rooney played.

dopeJemi:
I've said it countless times that I hate that blackett guy, he plays like he doesn't care, his problem is over confidence I think

too casual - another player woulda made a clearance in his position. he was trying to use his weak right foot to clear the ball of the line. all these one-footed players in our team need to be loaned out.

mikuz:
Mr Punchline recycler, are you denying that you did not play news with noose? Are you tryna shift the goal post?

Heir/ here wordplay pioneer!

are you an idiöt?

news wrap/noose wrap.
you have been an idïot since you were born. a bar that many people read and gave me props is what you are having örgasms about?

you will never catch me reaching - unless you are too rëtarded to decipher my lines & that won't be my fault. i pay attention to details so all my bars are 100% potent.

that's another lesson for you today - a lesson your 30 years of formal education failed to teach you. you are almost 40 & you have never heard of news wrap?

dopeJemi:
Our defenders are just dumb, it's the simple truth, they are so dumb football wise that I even begin to doubt them academic wise

up until then, smalling had completely nullified pelle's threat. the problem started when LVG needlessly brought on blackett. he was 100% at fault for the goal - his positioning was all wrong and he kept an opponent ONside with his horrible positioning.

mikuz:
Don't get it twisted, the line is ok. I dug it perfectly more than you even did! But then I said going by Cooger's line of argument, he says that a pun that doesn't make meaning if it is read both ways is wack. Hence, it makes sense if you read it this way : Wrap the noose around your neck like Ken Saro Wiwa. But it makes no grammatical meaning reading it this way : Wrap the news around ya neck like Ken Saro Wiwa.

^ This does not make any sense. You can't touch news, let alone wrap it on someones' neck. News is not tangible, can you even touch it?

This is a taste of Cooger's medicine. He claims that a pun must make sense if it is read both ways for it to be valid and not wack - but he wrote a pun that makes no meaning reading it both ways. This is is prove that Cooger is a wack hypocrite who speaks from the both sides of his mouth and hes a blatant devil's advocate. Period.

bloody illiterate.
the play is on news-wrap. google what it means. my vocab pool is too advanced for an 8th grade drop out like you.

if it's not team mar ya, it's cal-they-run. olodo word-player. you reach longer than dhalsim's foot on streetfighter.

use your common sense, village boy!

raumdeuter:
Is this the same Eljero Elia that has been a failure all over Europe especially in the bundesliga raping Phil Jones

the räping was embarrassing!
elia just moved to the PL on loan and he has already found a wife in phil jones. jones has no brains - he just uses pace & power to deceive everyone that he's busy.

Karleb:
You are right, 3-5-2 is not our problem and Rooney is better off in the midfield just imagine if he was available for those excellent crosses. Mata on the other hand did great but he was not clinical in front of goal.

the truth is - rooney seems to be able to do everything but he's not the best at anything. this is why he gets moved here and there all the time. LVG doesn't trust him as a striker nor as the man in the hole, so he shoe-horns him in the central midfield. why should rooney be playing as a CM when we have blind, carrick, fellaini, herrera, mata, di maria all fit?

BTW, can you provide that soton goal gif, I want to re-watch how it happened.

it's a stupïd goal to concede. blackett & LVG should take all the blame for that goal. blackett's headed clearance was stupïd. then his positioning was wrong and he failed to clear off the line.


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Lastly, Jones should be flogged!

the most useless defender on the night - got räped by elia all night.

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Karleb:
In short, Mata wasn't clinical enough and Rooney was no where to be found because he was in the hole hehehehe ain't that impressive?
Why substitute Di Maria? An Herrera for RVP and Rooney in the hole is the biggest joke I've seen heared in a while.

rooney lost us the game.
i have never seen any player so useless in a red shirt. mata offered options for valencia all night, rooney didn't do the same on shaw's side and he left shaw too exposed whenever southampton bombed forward.

we have been told here rooney would do a better job than RVP if played as a striker. last night revealed rooney is useless as a striker. it was mata that was playing as a striker, getting into the box and making runs behind the southampton defence, rooney was nowhere to be found. the attacking play collapsed when RVP got subbed. his brilliant hold up play was highly missed.

rooney has no football intelligence to wait for the ball. he goes searching for it & when we break and put the ball in the box, rooney is not there to connect the crosses. he's lost the striker instinct and he's the reason players like falcao & di maria can't really get going. di maria gets played out of position & falcao can't even get into the line up.

3-5-2 isn't the problem, rooney is the problem!

Odunharry:
d match sweet ma belle ehn...Zaha really impressed..

We must take 3point 2mao

LVG should bring zaha back & loan januzaj to crystal palace. zaha beasted today but he needs to work on his decision making. he could have assisted 4 goals today in the last 6 minutes.

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teddybiyasi:
this forks are really tempting

teddybiyasi - what it do?

chrisley024:
Valencia then plays where?

he's just coming back from injury, he won't be rushed into the game. he's hardly match-fit.

Nihilist:
What are the chances of you lot fielding a diamond tommorow? I need to know for FPL reasons.

i dunno how LVG might handle it. he might still go back to 3-5-2. he's too stubborn. matter of fact, it's risky to buy any united player now.......you never know who might start or stay on the bench.

Speaking of, Coogar gwan with your UFPL?

i have been knocked out of the top 100. i failed to get di maria & the managers who had him in the early months just took awoof points here & there. UFPL is very difficult - you only transfer twice in a season - like when using your wildcard on FPL.

chrisley024:
My line-up on Sunday:

...........De Gea........

Val...Jones....Smalling....Shaw

.........Carrick...Herrera.........

...Di maria...Mata....Rooney...

.............RvP.....................

subs: GK, Rafael, Rojo, Blind, Falcao, Fellaini, Januzaj

falcao will start.
jones or smalling will play as RB. one of them and rojo will play as centre backs.

SailorXY:
Gundogan make I no talk too much. even Hummels himself is injury prone. I'm not sure Madrid will sell anyone to us now without asking for de Gea.
maybe we can look @ another defender?

we should buy quality players when they are available. £16m for gundogan is a steal. i don't care if he plays once a month. he's just 24, one of the best passers in europe. he will rival cesc if he comes to us.

chrisley024:
I pray we say the same this time next week

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ashley young is a clown.

SailorXY:
actually I only get jealous of Anderson nigga be ballin' hard just sitting his azz on the padded sofas of Manchester #gaddamn that's fvckin' epic!

anderson has never passed LVG's fitness test. there's no hope he can ever succeed.

however, the club has to chill if we are to recoup some cash from player sales. Moyes' tenure made the whole squad almost valueless in the transfer market, so maybe a rep build this season will help. a typical example is Young & Valencia. let's see if Evans improves a little before the summer.

LVG doesn't look like he wants to chill. i think bids have been made for hummels, gundogan and varane. LVG didn't say so but some sources are claiming the story is true.

SailorXY:
there's no need shipping out anyone to me. we can add one or two more quality if the opportunity arises, but sales & proper balances should be checked in the summer based on the overall assessment of the squad by LvG

why should we continue to pay players who love the hospital bed more than playing for the team? football is the only profession where people can fall sick for a year and still get paid. they are bleeding the club dry - do you not get jealous of chelsea squad management?

only young is injured(hamstring)....the future looks bright.