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Odunharry:
someone shouldnt tell me Rvp,Rooney and Wilson are the strikers we will rely on come next season..

RVP should leave next season.
falcao, rooney, chicharito & reus would be enough. we should get reus - he knows where the goal is......

mikuz:
Same old humdrum. Giyazz murdered you in cold blood on here. Keep deceiving your self.

giyaaz?
if you put all NLers on one side against me, i would murder all y'all without breaking any sweat. i have been putting social reprobates like yourself in the pits since the spermcëll that made you flagellated to the ovüm.

GIYAZZ:
It's your useless father who is a lunatic!!! An air head who has contributed in fulfilling the End Time prophesy by creating a child-molester like you! A useless old fool! Shebi you have deceived that poor girl to come visit you in your house? Wicked man!!! You wanna rape that innocent girl and kill her, abi?? I don't blame you, na the iddiot I blame. . . A c0ck-hungry bbitch with no dignity!!!! Fools

when idiöcy & stüpidity made the mistake of having unprotected sėx, you were the product of that union. you are so poor in spirit, you don't see colours in your dreams. what a bästard we have on our hands here - why do you crave attention so much? was it because you lost your virginity to your foster dad?

I look like an armed robber? Hahahahahahaha!!! Dumbest comeback ever!!!
See who's talking, a nigga who couldn't display his identity because of his extreme ugliness, an ape personified!!!
Think I don't know you? You short shitty nicompoop!!

Keep hiding yourself o, real niggas here can't stand your ugliness, it'd knock us out!!!

says the fool that looks like an armed robber that has just finished robbing a house and räping all the pet animals in there. if ebola has a face, you would have a striking resemblance with it. how do you manage to even get close to any woman? you look the type that would have a putrescent odour.

Shutup m0ron!! You've been exposed, stop crying and accept your fate!!!
The ugly fool Teddybitchasi did the right thing for the first time in her life by taking you outta her list before you bump your bobby jobby due to too much masturbati0n whenever you view her ugly Pro pics!! Mumu. Don't you have respect for yourself?
Leave that 17 year old hoe alone and go find your mate! Tufiakwa!!!

you must have been conceived via anäl sėx - this is why you are manifesting the characteristics of a serial arsëhole. where exactly in your life did you derail, you pasty cünt bucket.

gay-aźz, no wonder you chose that name. young da naval told me your foster dad used to cüm in your bütthole & sück the sëmen out again to get a feel of the aftertaste.....you hail from a family of imbëciles. this is what happens when a boy has a daddy that fücks him.

chrisley024:
^
Someone should tell them we don't need young inexperienced defenders anymore.

we need defenders....
van gaal is too stubborn. even guardiola would never have tried a back-3 with a player like rooney in the team.

you need to hug possession by 70% to survive with a back 3 when playing at top level. a player like rooney in the midfield losing at least 25-40% of his passes does not suit s back 3.

elampiro:
I can clearly count 13 red passes (failed) passes from Coogar's chart, yet he is counting nine of them as possession lost. Ukwu!!!

Common sense would tell he received 50 passes, he was dispossed 1 time. Then he was trying to make 5 more passes from duels won and balls he intercepted. Is this not simple enough?

See you at night jor.

you are a glorified simpleton!
so if rooney intercepts a pass meant for the opponent, it is counted as a pass received? why are you such a dullard? all the 50 passes received by rooney were from man utd players. not a single one of them was an interception or ground duels like you are shamelessly claiming.

the stats of all the players that passed to rooney is right there if you need it. unless you are telling us rooney is intercepting passes from his own team mates or duelling with his own team mates then you have failed woefully to defend why rooney lost 9 times while in possession of the ball. he attempted no shots throughout the game so what did he do with the ball?

•dispossession
•poor ball control
•idiotïc vision
•lack of awareness of time & space.

elampawa, try again.....

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someone should help elampiro count the number of passes united players fed to rooney before he lies again that rooney was intercepting passes from southampton players.

elampiro, lying since moses fled egypt.

jukeblam:
So much for packs....lol. If only one could buy the coins vs. points, maybe I could be swayed to spend on the team.

On another note, if one gets a PS4, will one's current profile, FUT team et al on Origin show on the new console? Or it's a fresh start from division 10 on seasons and FUT??

which console were you using prior to getting a new PS4? if it's PS3 or PSP then you are good to go. if it's xbox or PC then you are starting all over.

nateevs:
Ofcourse you can stream Youtube if the video quality is down to a mere 360p. SkyHD though? Impossicant on the measly bandwidth offering in Naija. I don't use Skygo so I don't know about the settings. Me, I am streaming on my Sop-cast, anytime any game, on Android. Surprised you boys have not jasi.


Meanwhile how is Coogar streaming SkyHD content all the time on 4G ? Which kain subscription you get? A full game without pre and post-match analysis will chop at least 2G of bandwidth allowance. Only 3 does unlimited 3G with fair policy usage. With Vodafone, O2 and EE, your 4G bill must pass my house rent.

all the games are in the evening(weekdays) and weekends. i use virgin megia to stream when i am too lazy to get out of bed to watch on TV. whenever i am on the road, it's 4G and that's once in a while(monday night games or UEFA). so it's a mixture of broadband or 4G.

RuuDie:
LVG still doesn't know his best 11?

i don't think he does.....
jose knows his best 11, pellegrini does too. LVG doesn't know his best 11, this is why he makes stupïd selections & daft subs.

look at our defence....rojo is fit but he's not playing. rafael is fit, but not playing. the other day, falcao was left out of the 18 selected and we had wilson(who's yet to score nor assist) on the bench + rookie defenders & johnny fücking evans.

blind in the last 30 mins against southampton showed us shaw has a long way to go in even commanding a shirt in the first team. blind is our most intelligent player after carrick. he is just too good & extremely versatile.

brb, staff meeting in 4 minutes....

Nihilist:
lol I was showing that you can watch it on your pc regardless jor...

nah.....
the issue is lagos state. you know it used to be called sky player or so in the past. i had that app and i used to pay to watch per games. then they changed it to skygo. i never knew PC folks were given the luxury as well, i thought it was only for phones, tablets and phablets..........but that's by the way.

i checked your entire activity over christmas & you did not view any sky throughout your stay in nigeria. all i saw was hundreds of pòrn sites, nairaland and BBC sports.

elampiro:
* You don't know ball. Inaccurate passes and inaccurate crosses are different from possession lost. Stop lying.

OPTA has it that Rooney was dispossessed once, Mata twice. May be you will say DDG was dispossessed the most because keepers have the highest inaccurate passes. Or Young got dispossessed the most when he had 66% pass accuracy and 2/8 correct crosses.



* Rooney played as CM and Mata AM. The interception stats, clearances and dues won say it all.

stop talking, bushman.
rooney received 50 passes & completed only 41 of the 54 passes he attempted. pass accuracy isn't what we are talking about here but the number of passes rooney received.

if rooney received 50 passes and only passed it along 41 times, what did he do with the other 9 passes when he made no shot on/off target? did rooney eat the ball like he eats his burgers?

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elampiro, come and argue with OPTA stats or call ibime to explain the difference between pass accuracy & passes received.

you have 15 mins to defend your idïocy....

nihilist, the date says jan 13th - you are back in the UK.

do you have a screenshot of soccer AM while in nigeria?

Nihilist:
Guy bone this silly talk...

That's my devices tab with my laptop and ps4 registered there....and my girlfriend's younger brother's xbox too.

As for speeds, Spectrenet use 4G Mi-Fi Routers.

Do you need any more proof?

where does it say you were watching skysports on the image you uploaded. connecting isn't the issue, watching it is the koko.

i just checked all the latest activity on your PS console in the last 3 weeks and i found this.....

nairaland
pörnhub
youpörn
pörnhub
xxxvideo
nairaland
pörnhub
yöupörn

for a young man, you wänk a lot.

mikuz:
You can never beat me. I might as well just write a light keystyle and still win cos I know that you ll bring bitten punches to the table once again.

kim, anything else?
if no, please fück off! fadeyi oloro bars räped you and you are yet to recover from the trauma. you need a shrink, little boy!

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Nihilist:
Is this one jonesing?

You only need 0.5mbs to stream videos online

you are clueless!
you need more than 1.5mbs to stream live channels from a VPN.

go and sell this lie in idumota.

ElFenomeno1:


I have munched this. May God keep us beyond the end of the season.

united will go on another winning run again for 7 games & drop points again. the inconsistent results would fade out once we know our best 11.

Nihilist:
Lol coming from the guy who claimed Skygo was only available on mobile phones?

so iPad is a mobile phone?

It's good job you mentioned VPN, as I use a paid VPN service anyway.

Out in Nigeria, I managed to get router from an ISP called Spectranet which offers wifi connection with upto 1.5mbs download speed...

So Yes COOGAR, I used my skygo on my PS4 from Abule-Egba, Lagos

i still don't believe you.
1.5MB will not stream live channels from sky. too slow to even load after you log in.

tell us another lie jor.

mikuz:
That's the only bar that rightly belonged to you, and it was not even a punch. Every other punch was hijacked. Are you a car snatcher? I won't be surprised if that's what you do for a living.

buhahahaha
kim kardashian line was snatched? from who? prove it.

kim, let it go. you lost and i did you dirty. it's been more than 7 months now & it's still apparent that you have been copping sleepless nights over that brawl.

go & improve your creativity - then we might have a rematch this summer.

mikuz:
Its not coincidence that you keep making reference to that bar cos its the only bar that actually belongs to you. Every other punch in your verse was bitten. CooSuarez

it's the only one i can vividly remember....

the one that named you kim kardashian was the opener. that bar was fire. i used you as an analogy to kim while you were making overused solange references....

then the identity theft bar, the copy punches like fresh prince bar. the bar that got people spinning actually was the boko haram/chibok 4 help bar.

uncle mikuz, you took one hell of a beating. if you were in the UK, your mother could have pressed charges against me and she woulda won a substantial amount in damages against your person.

Nihilist:
Are you a joneser?

Skygo works on laptop and PS4 in addition to mobile devices. When I went to naija this Xmas gone, my PS4 was effectively functioning as my skybox

you cannot watch skygo abroad. even if you use VPN, there's a limitation with slow broadband speeds(which is the best you can get in lagos) which is further slowed by the VPN connection.

wipe the side of your mouth.....

ElFenomeno1:
Hahaha... Bro, i am always on the move .... no time. Its more convenience for me... I dont enjoy posting via my phone.

#bigboy

United's top four chances?!
It will be a monumental failure if you fail to make CL with all the investments made... #JustSaying

united's top 4 chances are better than arsenal's. worry more about your club. united will finish 2nd or 3rd.

mikuz:
I'm better than you in every aspect. The only area you can best me is in the biting department.

so how did i decapitate you?
i had battled more than 300 guys in the past but yours was the easiest. simple schemes like fadeyi oloro bars killed you.

mikuz:
Are you an iidiot?

after calling out your cal they run bar, you should be thanking me for giving you free tutorials. you stretch so much, you defied hooke's law.

sleeping on mats = ignoring hummels!

i was on twitter last night and #teammarya was trending.

ElFenomeno1:
Hahaha... Been in Lagos and Abuja......
No time here you know....

starboard is in abuja, christinec is in lagos. they all post here every time. where in abuja were you that internet wasn't available. abi na the prisons of abuja & lagos you dey?

Darkrebel:
Am going for technical drawing class in 5 mins
I will be done by 2:30pm..
I will search for the links and give you at 3pm

hahahaha.....
so you do TD? never liked that course. i remember always bringing a classmate to draw mine for me. it's the most boring 3-hour course ever.

mikuz:
No be today e start. You have always been hyping wack biters since sliced bread. E.g Limerick.

you are wack & you have bitten plenty of people and i still don't hype you. apart from maybe darkrebel, warriblood, FYH & lord coogar himself, all you hungry goats write exactly the same like ibime.

it's sometimes pathetic reading from you lots. carve your own niche, loser. my writing style is unique. even a blind man can tell my written without seeing it. yours is just copy-copy. you bite styles, you bite rhymes, you bite swag - hell, you even tried to bite sleakid's girlfriend.

shame on you!

moonraker:
To be honest, i just wanted to try my luck one last time. well seems i will not be using any TOTY players.

perhaps you have to spend a whole lot more than that to get the top players.

this dude spent 1 million coins and he got nothing special.


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Darkrebel:
if I slap you
which pain?

is it not the same pain that lost 2 brawls in 2 weeks recently and brought the most generic and stale bars ever?
if you want link to the brawls I will give you
You didn't even mention ink ...
Stop hyping Wack rappers !!!

please post the link......

elampiro:
Coogar cannot even differentiate between dispossessed and inaccurate passes.

Mata was dispossessed 2 times.
Rooney was dispossessed 1 time.

Ayagayagayagayayo hei.

you are a goat!
rooney received 50 passes in total. he lost the ball 9 times in possession due to dispossession and lack of ball control or even brain färts.

rooney's passing stats is a different thing entirely. the stats i work with is straight from OPTA, not your dodgy stats pulled out of the arsë of a baboon. how many passes did rooney receive, how many did he give back?


were you not lying through your teeth that rooney played slightly behind mata in the midfield. so he played in the midfield and he refused to make a tackle for full 90 minutes? you are a disgrace.

chrisley024:
You should be grateful he didn't send it to Valencia
Why can't he make intricate passes with his team mates at the final third without backing them and sending it to the flank.

he gets jealous when he hears scholes is the best player united have produced so he's copying scholesy's method but rooney's IQ is just too low to be scholes. all his diagonal balls on sunday were inaccurate.

rooney had van persie & di maria in front of him for more than one hour. he played just one semi-accurate pass to RVP & no single pass to di maria. how mortally useless can rooney be that he cannot pass to the players who are meant to score goals for us.

GIYAZZ:
May your sperm congeal inside your short testicle!!!
Was it not Teddy herself who disgraced you yesternight? She said you were buzzing her grill too much!!! You couldn't control your useless hormones. . . You keep coming up with lame lines tryna make her like you romantically, but she kicked your sorry @ss instead. *spits*

your father must have had a profound influence on you - he was a lunatic. the same teddy that would be spending her entire academic year in the UK in my crib? this is how you mörons peddle nonsense gists just to satisfy your devilish urges.

A 17 year old ugly woman deleted a papa like you from BBM, you should be ashamed of yourself bro, you should veil yourself before you take a walk outside the ghetto you live, cos you're a DISGRACE to man-hood and Hip-Hop combined!!!

Blue balled wannabe Gangsta

no wonder you look like an armed robber. one close look at you in that picture suggests you just finished robbing a house and räping all the grannies there. you are a disgrace to every y-chromosome carrier on this planet. oloshious bästard! don't go & find a job, sit on NL discussing who kicked who out.

teddybiyasi:
giiyaz are you high on carbon IV oxide

nah, he's high on the ashes of the cremated còck of his lunatic father. was it not you talking crap about battling me on BBM & killing me there? mind what you say to these rats. they are too stüpid & they believe everything.

moonraker:
Yep. Dont judge me!

you should get 12,000 points for that na. everytime i buy 10,000 points, i get 2,000 points extra as bonus.

moonraker:
10k fpts and my best player has been IF clichy who is like 150k. hmmm dont know how i am suppose to feel now...

10k fifa points?

GIYAZZ:
Shut the ffuck up bbitch!

You've been following that ugly hoe since you saw her around, you added her on BBM but she deleted your h0rny @ss after your continuous plea for her ppussy!

Are you not ashamed of yourself?? A 35 year old man like you chasing one 17 year old girl. . . You should be locked in kiri kiri till you die for child abuse!!!!

it shall not be well with you & your lies...
abi dem swear for your papa? who's begging who for pušsy? you better talk straight before i put a luger in your ears. even teddy herself would slap you for making ridiculous claims you cannot back. i am not in the habit of pedophïlia like every member of your household. don't you fuckïng ever in your miserable life say such stuff to me.

i don't joke with you like that....i dunno you from adam.

You sef know say Teddy never won me, you know, yes you!
Agbaya!!

maybe your father na agbaya.
don't lump me in the same category.

mikuz:
Kikikikiki . . . So Teddybigyanshi disgraced Cooger on BBM?

see this mumu....
you think i am like you? your khimwhyte story is still there. didn't you even say you were ready to use your junior brother for rituals to buy a dress for khimwhyte?

Ibime:
Your phone battery dey fit last with all these data so?

Just 5 mins, my phone battery dey die anyhow.

I done vex for all these phones. Na LG G2 I dey buy next. I hear say that one battery fit last 5 days!

i carry my charger everywhere.
just sit near a socket, plug & watch away.