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Ibime:
Oya send me the password. I done tire to stream.

Wait, I no get iPhone or iPad. The thing dey work on PC?

it's a phone app!
it won't work on PC. they moved on from the PC era few years ago. i don't miss any action when i am not at home. na 4G data go suffer am.

see the screenshots - na HD!

Ibime:
I haven't watched a peep of European football this season as per se I no get SKY TV this year. But Bayern match wey I attend for Etihad, I saw two young boys in attacking midfield on pitch and Shaq on bench.

broke asš nigga!

if you have skygo on your i-Phone/iPad, i can give you my access so you can be watching live games anywhere in the UK. the only condition is - promise me you won't go to pörn channels & order pörn movies.

GIYAZZ:
Shhh

Shawty, When you battled me I was still learning the ropes, besides you never won that brawl. . . You only got lucky because ppussy obsessed niggas like Cooger had to vote. Try battle me now and I'd naked you with bars

gây-azz!
may the most aggressive thunder destroy your hamlet. you & who are püssy-obsessed. teddy killed you and ate your tësticles. you should be ashamed of yourself.

teddybiyasi:
oya who's bragging here


your W against kim was something beyond mere words
but to me you're not d0pe you're the first I'm brawling this February since I whooped on bbm by kicking your a$s off my list first so I wanna give you a rematch with BARS

#alreadydugmygrave# shaaa

teddy...in your dreams!


i can freestyle right now & destroy any of your written. before you get a chance to battle me, you must beat Pein first. word on the street is that he's the king on facebook these days - catching bodies and putting niggaz 6-feet under.

mikuz:
Mumu

kim....you know i am your boss in this rap game.

another big flaw of yours is line compression. kim, cut that shytë off. it ruins your flow completely and it shows you off as an amateur.

keep the lines short - dem no teach you summary in school? you stretch so much, one can see stretch marks on your t-shirt. you need a complete tutorial on how to pen bars.

teddybiyasi:
nah ideas are many it's just that!!! if I use them coogar & sir ibime may retire. kr0ne & Emaprince will totally forget about NL infact nL will totally turn to hhi



teddybiyasi will be officially back this February
& I'll release my brawl fixtures on Sunday

hehehehe
teddybiyasi bragging - let me catch krone ghostwriting for you. i would shoot you guys and bury your corpses behind kim's house in sapele.

FUT15 is my guilty pleasure these days. text battling is officially in a freezer until summer. the will to write isn't there for me anymore. no new members here spitting flame. all i keep seeing is cal they run, team mar ya & marco van bars-thin.

mikuz:
If you read it that way it wont make sense. Same way this ' we all puke at the value the Cedis' does not make sense.

Besides, I just wrote that bar the war it came, no time to think shiii cos I coulda still said ' when they see my "cal, they run" and I aint refrencing Athletic's Madrid's stadium'. So shut tha Bleep up!

but you didn't say it - that's the point!
the idea wasn't totally wack but your choice of words in the punchline epitomised wackness.

you shoulda written it like above - that's a nice bar out there cos now you meant the opposite of what you wrote earlier. the word ain't totally converted your bar from wacky to decent.

mikuz:
Noted,

Hehehe . . John Da Don is wack! Cooger is a rretard.

JJDD is PG.
that's exactly what i called you. with 2 weeks to write, i will destroy JJDD. he's not top tier but art least his line made some sense a bit even if it's a reach.

yours was "when they see my cal they run like athletico madrid stadium" even if you were born brain dead, you would know the bar made no sense.

people don't run when they see the calderon - the stadium isn't a monster or a bomb threat. learn to articulate your bars.

mikuz:
I have told you our plans for this year. It is not a threat. Unless you won't battle ever again. I ll personally see to it that you are disgraced and chased away from the section like your predecessors. No space for biters this year, you hear that? So if you know that you can't battle without biting better retire and save us this stress of chasing you away. This is RAP section, If you must bite, go to vampire section, we ll no longer tolerate biters in our midst. Enough is enough.

you bit cex.
he came to dispute a bar and you locked the thread. if you lie there, thunder might melt your intestine.

i don't have your time. i destroyed you and everything you stood for. not a single soul here sees us as peers. all the battles you had after i killed you were all controversial. you have never ever beaten anyone hands down in the history of this place - despite stealing lines from cex.

Ksslib:
Ronaldo don win and suddenly, it has become politics. Story for the gods.

Ronaldo had a very nasty injury that thwarted his performance, plus he was also fighting a spiritual battle against that Ghanian babalawo that refused to allowed his joint rest.

Not only was an injured man playing with teamates who weren't the best bunch performance wise, he was also fighting physical injury coupled with spiritual problem.

How many players can do that?

ronaldo deserves the award.
i dunno what elymax has been smoking lately. messi's form has dipped. even this season, ronaldo has been the better player.

Odunharry:
Robbie Savage: Man United’s defenders are pathetic and vulnerable

the defence did well until the subs.
it's a 3-man defence, they needed protection from the midfield, didn't they?

RVP made 4 ball recoveries in the 60mins he spent on the pitch. rooney, in 90 mins, made only 3 recoveries. RVP had 100% tackle success.....rooney did not make a single tackle in 90 mins.

so we have a match that rooney neither attempted any shot nor make any tackle & an ogogoro addict here claims rooney was outstanding in the game. i need help.

Odunharry:
i jus saw that gif and i am disappointed...

Rooney couldnt make that thru pass to Rvp..it even better to shoot
honestly it just as if he passed the ball to d opponent..

but we are constantly told here that RVP was lazy and rooney is the don. look at RVP's hands begging for the ball when rooney took the first touch in that gif.

it's a basic angular pass that any of us would make here. rooney decided to play it straight to southampton's defender. is that seriously a through-pass? no wonder england hasn't won a pin. rooney is the problem to the team. i hope he breaks a metatarsal that keeps him away from the team.

mikuz:
if NL was other sites like Letsbeef or Insignia you coulda been chased outta here. All your wins coulda been stripped from you and given to the opponent. As a matter of fact as from this year onwards, any netcee who's caught stealing bars like you will be forced to go on a compulsory exile plus all his battle wins ll be stripped from him.

i don't steal bars, i pen bars.
bars often get replayed cos it's possible for 5 textcees to have the same idea about a particular punchline. there's nothing i can do about that.

you stole from cex.
when he registered his complaint, you closed the thread and nuked NL. even with your stolen bars, no one considers you a vet.

2014 was a bad year for you - i rose like the towel of babel and you fell like the twin towers. kim, you are not on my level of creativity. you have never written any verse as dopë as any of my bars of 2014.

i challenge you and every one in your village to produce one script of yours that can rival my battle with sid or bis. i will let the neutrals judge which was dopër. of course, you know you can never match it.

my blood components alone are BARS.

it's not even debatable anymore, wazza is uber-useless.

passing stats
89% - mata
82% - RVP
76% - rooney

mata received 52 passes in total and managed to pass 49 of them accurately to a team mate. it means he was dispossessed 3 times.

RVP received 15 passes in total and was able to pass 14 of them to a team mate. he was caught in possession only once.

rooney received 50 passes, he was only able to pass 41 of those passes. rooney was dispossessed 9 times. fat bästard lost nearly all our good moves with his idïotic football brain & his lack of technique.

mikuz:
See who's talking, you do not have a single win in textrap, are you not supposed to hide your head in shame?

but i cooked you with onions.
basic bars like fadeyi oloro destroyed you. mikuz, you are a disgrace to battle rap.

elampiro:
Coogar said Ronaldo was our striker. What were Saha, Tevez, Berbatov, doing?

Somebody give him panadol now.

it was 4-3-3 in the year of the holy trinity. ronaldo scored majority of his goals in the box. where was rooney when ronaldo was scoring these goals?

tevez went on to win the golden boot for city. berbatov did for man utd. rooney won nothing yet again. the only season berbatov was trusted as the main man, he delivered.

rooney has been the main man for years and he never delivered. fergie got fed up, got the best player in the league named RVP. he quickly got a golden boot as well. it's so clear rooney has been super useless at man utd.

a player with 11 seasons under his belt playing with world class players and yet he never topped a scorer's chart once or provided the most league assists is a useless player.

wayne rooney puts the l in liability.

elampiro:
Rooney should have won everything at Arsenal had he be there plying with Fabregas behind him. He would have won the UCL too. Fabregas, Walcott, Ramsey, Song. Just imagine!

rooney that couldn't win the league when he had been the main man at united will win it at arsenal that had inferior defense to united?

#jokeoftheyear.

elampiro:
Which players have even missed the highest number of CCC?

* Hernadez is better than Rooney, so said Coogar.
* Welbeck is better than Rooney and will outscore Rooney this season for Arsenal as striker and Rooney for United as striker.
* Kagawa is better than Rooney.

10 years, Rooney has outlived many strikers. Saha, Tevez, Berbatov, Welbeck, Chicharito.

rooney outlived ronaldo then rooney must be better than ronaldo too. you see why many people here think your brain is made of yellow pap?

Rooney is captain and Manchester United legend. Coogar, go and hang.

so being a captain now means what?
a captain that cannot lead his wards to victory. the most overrated player in the universe. his peers were at the ballon d'Or adding glory to their clubs. rooney is probably at home now adding more calories to his obese self.

rooney is our most useless player.

elampiro:
You see the difference between useless RVP and Wayne Rooney? When RVP is playing as a lone striker, he doesn't have the sense to drag the centre defenders away for others to score or attempt. When Rooney plays, chances abounds. This was why RVP never won anything at Arsenal. No one else knew how to score 'cos the hyena blocked them out from the box. If not for SAF amnesty to save RVP trophyess career, he would be at Arsenal with zero trophy and Giroud, Ramsey and co wouldn't lean scoring methods to win trophies. RVP left and they won.

this is the most ridiculous claim ever.....
so you think rooney woulda won anything at arsënal if he was there since 2004?

RVP didn't win cos arsenal were wack. henry didn't win anything in 05/06 & 06/07 and he's 100 times better than rooney. arsenal won last season cos they brought in few decent players after RVP left.

https://giant.gfycat.com/BaggyOptimalAndeancat.gif

yet again, another world class cross from daley blind. a striker with common sense & anticipation would be loitering at the near post to add a simple touch to mata's miscue.

hernandez scored plenty of those goals for us at anfield & stamford bridge(i think last season under moyes). wayne rooney was behind the play as usual and watching like a spectator.

elampiro:
RVP and Mata lost us the game. Rooney did his work as a CM. What did RVP do for 60. Mins? Zero over zero.

RVP & mata had many attempts, rooney had zero.

RVP & mata held up play and provided incisive passes in the game. every final ball from rooney was a faulty pass.

rooney played the last 30 mins of the game as a striker & he registered 0 shots, provided 0 key pass and he made more wrong passes in that period than anyone else on the pitch.

rooney is the problem with the team. he offers nothing creatively or defensively.

elampiro:
Coolie-guy Tortoise,
All the while Mata was doing tap in for us inside the box, where was RVP?
RVP is useless. Shame.

ekwe sample, RVP had left the pitch by the time mata had those 3 chances. this is how to know fans who actually watch the game and the ones who heard 3rd hand news from larry izamoje.

kr0ne & emaprince would eat mikuz like puff puff. FYH murdered mikuz aeons ago. which of mikuz's battle in the last 12 months was a flawless victory? they are all enshrouded with controversy, voting fraud & all types of politicking.

elampiro:
Rooney did not play rubbish. He did his job- cover Carrick, offer defensive cover, pass the ball forward to Mata, Di Mari and RVP. Rooney left the midfield and Herrera couldn't protect or cover Carrick's flaws. Something Fellaini and Rooney had done well so far.

rooney was rubbish!
he was poor in every aspect of the game & when we needed him to lead and take the game by the scruff of the neck, he disappeared from the game & it passed him by. it was mata popping everywhere to take our chances - rooney was neither doing the build up or shooting on target.

3-1-4-2 doesn't mean the central midfielders are on sme line just as 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-3 or 4-5-1 or 3-4-1-2, etc. What do you watch?

they are all on the same line.
rooney played as a striker in the last 30 mins of the game. how many shots did he attempt(let's even ignore shots on target)?

rooney was useless, abeg.
i saw his performance stats and i was enraged. if rooney cannot make attempts against southampton's defence, why is he even starting games for us?

another beautiful cross from daley blind.......

https://giant.gfycat.com/SingleAbleHake.gif

rooney was hiding yet again & mata(CM) was our most advanced player in the box.

teddybiyasi:
you must be in basic 2 class
waec may/june are you high on carbonIIoxide

he must be high on shekpe.
WAEC may/june? pay no attention to these runts who are yet to write JAMB exams. sokrates looks like someone who is still taking integrated science classes.

daley blind - he came back like he never left. he was too good yesterday. all his deliveries were on point and it was odd mata didn't make the most of those passes. he was one of our better performers last night including tony valencia(final ball was rubbish though), smalling & mata.

mikuz:
SMH . . .

kim, why would your opponent & his crew see your cal and run like athletico's stadium?

can a stadium run?
achebe of rap, lyrics fall apart.

raumdeuter:
The FIFPro is a joke

Lahm who hasnt played Left Back for about 6yrs is voted as the world best left back and Sergio Ramos who doesnt play RB voted as the best right back

they just name top 4 defenders, top 3 midfielders and top 3 forwards. it's nothing to do with positions or sub-positions.

how come hazard isn't on this list? i thought eden hazard is the heir to the throne. when will he get there?

MrTA:
You have time for Keky sha. The ultimate failure. I'm just surprised he hasnt commited suicide.

he amuses me.
all he does is troll every club thread & constitute a nuisance there.

Darkrebel:
You guys should have a Rematch and deadline should be next week Monday
that's more than enough time...
if Mikuz wins, then its a draw(since coogar has won him in the past)
If Coogar wins then Mikuz would agree coogar is superior
Mikuz vs Coogar. -- Rematch ....
30 lines ...
First big match in 2015 ....

mikuz vs coogar ke?
charlie clips will not battle vector. i would battle warriblood, teddy, ksslib, etc before i can give kim another chance to fame. he's wack. animal dung wack!

until kim beats a vet we all respect here, he's not top tier. he's a PG nigga and he's been PG for 4 years now. he's stagnant.

Darkrebel:
WTF? Abeg don't bring Pronunciation ish here?
Every Linguistics Student would tell you that different Countries, Tribes e.t.c has different ways of pronouncing words in English Language --( Variations)
How Mikuz Pronounces Astom Martin can be overlooked -- His set of sounds(Phonology), Articulatory gestures, Reasoning, Facial expressions e.t.c is that of a NIGERIAN ...
besides he may not have had the opportunity to live in U.S or U.K for a long time like you..
so why you dey yab my homie?

everywhere on the planet, aston is /as tin/. in any english speaking country, the words are pronounced the same way. mikuz musta learnt his öral english from asari dokubo.

Take your time oooo ..
besides if you live where warrobloood or Mikuz lives, I swear you will lose all your British accent in 12 hours
e possible to speak in Nottingham Accent for Ajegunle ?

so why is mikuz rapping?
he's surrounded by water - can't he buy a fishing line and take the profession of his forefathers instead of pretending that he can rap?

* Teddybigyanshi? Maybe
Yeyenathree .... no wayyyyyyyy.

i will soon promote a brawl between teddy & kim. last year, my mission was to prove kim is a bïtch-ass twït. this year, my mission is to completely humiliate him till he relocates back to facebook.

mikuz:
If there's anyone who's a disgrace in textrap then it has to be you. You aint got any iota of skill in this art apart from the prowess to bite and recycle other people's punchlines. No wonder you hardly battle on here. It takes you roughly 6 months to write a battle verse.

you are not worth my time.
why should i script bars for a stark illiterate like yourself? my battles with sid & bis had a period of 1 week between them. that's 2 top tier battles in 7 days. something you have never achieved in your miserable accursed life.

You are pathetic, your frees in FFR are the worst I've seen. Its only newbies and wackerels that see you as a vet. No old head ever read your battle verse without pointing out at least one punch that was bitten.
Against me you bit 'broke @ss bitch punch, against Sid you bit 'worst bars possible' punch and against Ibime you bit resist arrest punch. Are you suffering from a generational curse? You deserve to serve a minimum of 70 years in prison cos this is a case of crime against humanity. Suacooger!!

mikuz, you lost woefully to me.
bars i composed within 50 mins demystified your greatness. how can you lose to fadeyi oloro bars? i was the underdog in that brawl cos you were more known than i was as at then & yet, not a single voter thought you won.

even your girlfriend voted for me & told me she's told you to stick to truckpushing or riding okada for a living. rapping isn't your forte. just because you see gods like us putting pen to paper should never make you imitate. the power of words was given to me by lucifer himself.

even in my sleep, i would eat you raw with bars.

teddybiyasi:
dunno

any university close to your crib?

precise where do you base in the UK's

west london - the best city in europe.

elampiro:
You no know ball? You are confusing formation with tactics.

Rooney and Mata don't play on same line. Rooney maintains CM position while Mata maintains AM position.

they play on the same line. whenever rooney plays rubbish, you quickly offer an excuse that he is too deep to influence the games. what happened when rooney was moved upfront? did he even scare the goalie?

Someone like you would say Fernadinho and Yaya Toure play same on same line when you see City play 4-2-3-1 or assume Herdenson, Coutinho and Sterling played on same line when Liverpool deployed them behind Suarez and Sturridge last season with Gerald at the base. Or Matic and Fabregas on same line in midfield on Chelsea's 4-2-3-1.

football is fluid.....
you are the one offering stupïd excuses for rooney's performance. was he not in the midfield 4 when he got a brace against newcastle? and it was mata that was ahead of him that was supplying the key passes.

rooney was wack last night - don't offer any cheap excuses for his poor performance. his passes were wack

* You brought Rooney's gif, did RVP not have a similar chance? Did he score? Mata missed from 4 yards.

the pass was wack & it was from rooney. at least VP took a good shot that was blocked. if rooney had treaded the pass diagonally instead of placing it behind VP, he would have gotten a better chance of scoring.

RVP needed an extra touch cos the original pass was slightly behind him. rooney can't make short passes, he's too fat to measure and place short passes. ronaldo will be 30 in 3 weeks time and he's still beasting his peers. rooney at 29 is worse than giggs at 39.

shame!

teddybiyasi:
Jesus me goat issokay

we'll see around may/june I'll beat you ehnnn

are you serious? may/june?
where exactly?

Donjay007:
team of the year

FUT app is down.
i guess everyone is trying to buy packs now to lay their hands on the players in TOTY.

Darkrebel:
Been chilling with my babe watching Ballon d' or

Lmfao...Air Dissing - Edison

Our Brother in Christ in the Person of Achebe Eze Mikuz is guilty of Comical Ridiculous Wordplays..
Its due to his Over Reliance of Wordplays..especially football plays thus his scripts seems Rigid and very Predictable.
Too much of Something Spoils the body of work..
Too many Ajinamoto Salt ruins the Egusi.
Shebi I told you that Mikuz likes doing too many Football plays and should reduce them
..You said Nigeria is a football nation and I was a bitter Hater..
Even Mikuz knows what I was saying was correct and he has reduced his excessive soccer plays and taking to the advise ...
That Team mar ya especially generated a lot of ridicules, criticisms..e.t.c it was the talk of the town
or should I say-- The Talk of the Net ..NL and FB
Am sure Mikuz has learnt his lesson
besides I think I told him in my last verse - that a Good name is better than Riches


Notwithstanding, let's not forget those Epic and Deadly plays he has done in the past--
* Sporting life -- Complete Sucker
* The Champions League Leg scheme against ibimi
* the Heart Land scheme against FYH


come on Coog ...tell me you didn't feel the brutality of the last two puns .the CL scheme and Heartland scheme

i have been reliably told he stole the heartland scheme from FB......a nigga known as cex claimed full ownership of that bar.

once in a while, the faggöt writes some decent bars but then what do you expect? he copies my styles so he cops ideas every now and then. even a broken clock is correct twice in a day.

on the grand scheme of things, kim isn't better than teddybiyasi or yeyenatu. kim just writes idiôtic football bars that make no sense.

"cos like marco van, your bars thin."

he even tried rhyming aston with "van your". you know he's a village boy. he pronounces aston as /as-torn/ instead of /as-tin/