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elampiro:
Defenders don't peak until they are 24- 25. And Jones has never been used as a steady centre back.

Three Lions defenders:
Jagielka 32
Cahil 29
Smalling 25
Jones 22 .... Going to 23 on Feb 21.

Except when injured, Jones virtually always started for SAF, Moyes, Gaal and Hodgson. During the holiday, I reviewed how Smalling and Jones came back from injuries in 2012/13 under SAF. Jones was always sent back into the starting team on return from injuries. I think the coaches have a high opinion of him. Whether he is deteriorating, that I don't know because in my eyes he is doing well for his age. I believe he needs games to get to that level SAF expected of him.

why is smalling performing better than jones? jones has always been the better defender. he was the one many touted to become a future captain at the club but he has been exposed this season as a mediocre player. as at 10/11 & 11/12, jones was putting a better performance than gary cahill - so what's the excuse?

Odunharry:
seems evry1 is fit..

i just finished watching LVG's presser - he said he's happy to answer questions on our injuries and for the first time in his career at man utd, we only have one injured player. he said all but one player is fit & available for tomorrow's game.


who didn't know this will happen? once the transfer window opens, every player becomes fit. kompany, aguero & dzeko miraculously became fit too. van gaal should not be fooled by this antic. these players would go back to their injuries again once the window shuts. ship out the sick notes now.

SetrakusRa:
Jones ain't wack.. Infact, only Smalling has proved to be better than him. Haven't seen much of Rojo to judge him.

jones is wack!
this is the player SAF had so much hope for and said he would become another duncan edward. he has not lived up to that promise and he keeps deteriorating.

he's a pretender....
from the first look, you would think he's very busy and doing a lot but whe you take a second or a 3rd look, the flaws become very obvious. jones & evans are tii lightweight to protect de gea.

Darkrebel:
I thought Americans Replaced their T for D ?
like Wader instead of Water ..
and British pronounced their T's most times

except some words like battle, bottle e.t.c can be pronounced as -- Ba-ill or Bo-ill
the ill sound?

Explain ..
cos For the two/ Forty two sounds perfect In American accent not British
British-- Forty two- ForTI two

no one would notice this if you are rapping fast and even if they do, they would understand it's just your accent that was getting in the way. these things happen!

Darkrebel:
@bolded ..
Coogar...
is that wordie forced if its rapped in a British Accent?

perfect rhyming!
acceptable both in audio & written.

Darkrebel:
Conceited is American..
DarkRebel is Nigerian
We have different Accents and pronounce words differently.

you said it was a reach.....it's not!

What does Pastor or Black Church has to with the person Conceited was brawling?
same thing with mine ...all that matters is creativity and connectivity.
Shikena!!

the pastor/black church was the set/up to the prayer part. the prayer part was the wordplay to the shooting part.

the connectivity is 100%

Darkrebel:
I know what a ratchet is..
I meant all those Pastor-- Pass the. etc

maybe because its Vocals..it must have sounded way better

pass the = pastor(perfect rhyming)
do you pronounce pastor with all your jaws? every word in that bar rhymed well with what he meant in the second and it conveyed 2 different meanings. that's a classic double entrede - put together by 7-8 puns.

Darkrebel:
you have been doing entendres before I was born?
of course...You were birthed before me.
Truly Captain Flash didn't have anything to do with Giyaz but I manipulated it and connected it ..
Captain flash's nick was used by me ..
Abducting the Captain -and making Giyaz remember his previous loss to me- without giving Giyaz Flash back ...I.e without releasing the abducted captain..and it also means ''Flash Back"
..Different meanings "!
what's difficult in understanding or disjointed in that..

since you have agreed captain flash had nothing to do with your opponent then you are admitting you reached. we can all put puns that don't connect in a bar and claim twin-quintuple entredes.

the puns have to connect to the message and the message must have 2 different meanings when you read it through. you may use 30 puns to build the message - the meaning of the message is the key.

You included Blaqbones in your brawl with siddogg..
what does blaqbones have to do with siddogg..nothing!! but you connected it and that's exactly what I did too

siddogg & theblaqbones battled, didn't they?

Darkrebel:
that's a quintuple entendre.?. but the reaches make it seem forced and unappealing to me ..

there's no single reach in that bar. one of the best bars of 2014. you should see the way fans reacted to the bar. what's the reach?

a ratchet is a gun!

Darkrebel:
I can see you are a learner... how can one do an entendre without making use of Puns.
click on this link and read up-- http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre

here's an extract from this link--

A double entendre may exploit puns to convey
the second meaning. Double entendres generally
rely on multiple meanings of words, or different
interpretations of the same primary meaning.
They often exploit ambiguity and may be used to
introduce it deliberately in a text.

i have been writing double entredes before you were born. don't show me wiki to explain what double entredes mean. the message must carry 2 different meanings. your message is disjointed - everything you included had nothing to do with your opponent. what has captain flash gotta do with giiyaz?

** Can you see? Puns can be used in composing A double or triple entendre .
Flash back is a literary device that enables the audience remember or like a trip down memory lane.
Flash is a different entity(Barry Allen)
and Captain Flash was creatively and expertly included to compliment that
,plus i connected it all using multis throughout and didn't have to repeat end rhymes ..

that's a triple entendre and you can't refute it
and its plain genius.. that's me thinking outside the box

you can put 70 puns in a bar. if the puns don't change the bar to have 2 different meanings then it's no double entredes - you are just punning around. the conceited example has destroyed your argument - he had about 8 puns in that bar but it only has 2 meanings.

pastor praying
and gun spraying.

the amount of puns is irrelevant!

Darkrebel:
Arrant rubbish!!!
what is a Pun and what's a double entendre--. double meaning or ambiguous in nature.
and what I did meant three different things..unless you didn't understand.. and they make sense either way/

you just cranked 3 puns together and to you it's triple entrede? i can show you 4 puns in a bar i have done and they aren't triple entrede.

*abducting 'captain' and making Giyaz remember his previous loss without giving him 'Flash back' (releasing the hostage and "Flash back),-- this is a double entendre
*, I included Barry Allen(The Flash)..that makes it a triple entendre..
if you can't bring an example of your definition of triple entendre then your suggestion is Null and Void

go and learn the meaning of triple entrede. your message didn't have 3 meanings. what's captain flash doing in your bar. what has it gotta do with the guy you are battling?

mikuz:
There's no different between the two. Its like you do not know what a triple entendre is. DBR played "On tha mine" trice, and conceited played "Captain Morgan" thrice too. So what's the difference. Are you daft?

i saw undermine & on the mine. which is the 3rd pun? are you an illiterate? you want to compare conceited to the guguru & epa basic stuff you write here? cal they run? till today you haven't explained what cal means.

this is conceited newest double entrede.
pay attention.....

I'll even go to black church, with a pastor, ratchet / The deacon be singing, "Let Us Pray" / Bow your heads, and we Amen /

Slow it down! I just dissed you!.....

I said, pass the ratchet, the D can be singing, let us spray / We'll bow your heads when we aimin'/

pastor ratchet = pass the ratchet
deacon = D can
let us pray = let us spray = lead'll spray
bow your heads = "bow" your heads
aiming = amen

to Mikuz, this is quintuple entrede?

mikuz:
That DBR bar I posted is a typical example of what a triple entendre is.

"Cos a "god's blunder" is more lethal than mere mortal's minds/
so Step Up to me, Blow to dust cos they Un-der-Mine/"

'Step up to me, blow to dust cos they undermine
Step up to me, blow to dust cos they on tha mine
Step up to me, blow to dust cos they ON tha mine'

This is classic, this DBR does it better than Conceited even.

this is a 3 in 1 double entrede
it's not a triple entrede. you are a bush man. DBR played the same word 3 times, its a 3 in 1. the body of the message didn't change 3 times.

conceited is the best in the game! he would pack 4 puns in 1 bar and it will have 2 distinct meanings.

you guys wanna take shots then captain morgan comes out./
you guys wanna take shots get capped and more guns come out./
you guys wanna take shots get capped & 'em organs come out/

this is a triple entrede!

JayKayMaybachz:
Yeaah i know that..... What do you think bout Falcao's deal?

falcao should be signed asap!
he's worth every penny - he just came back from a long lay-off. these injuries can take up to a year before one completely recovers from them. i see him turning it up this year, i really do.

SetrakusRa:
Jones is going no where... Why would any Man Utd fan want Jones out?

cos he's wack!
evans & jones should be shipped out. smalling is our best CB. the jury is out on blackett and paddy mcnair.

mikuz:
Who can spot the difference between a pun and a double entendre? Someone should help Cooger here.

all of una just dey make me laugh.

3 puns in a bar isn't a triple entrede. the message in the bar is what is counted, not the number of puns you can pack into the bar.

darkrebel's claim is laughable - he only had puns, not a double entrede sef. the entire message must have 2 distinct meanings.

i have read from all the vets here - none of them has ever penned a triple entrede. only conceited is capable of those things - y'all are too basic to attempt it.

JayKayMaybachz:
That's why some players don't wanna come to the EPL..... Mtcheeeeeeew

monaco is about the only club that can afford him but the owner is going through a bitter divorce & he's no longer interested in football. monaco is tax-free. what you get is what you take home.

JayKayMaybachz:
How?

the taxes in england are disgusting.
rooney's £300k/week wages is only £150k/week(take home pay), the queen eats the rest as her share. if you earn more than £150k per annum in the UK, the tax eats 50% of your salary.

messi won't take a pay-cut to play in england. his take-home pay in spain is more than £200k/week......which would translate to about £400k/week in england.

chrisley024:
How's 200 mil cheap Who has been sold lately even @ 100 mil?
Ronaldo @ 23 and world best player didn't even cost half of that, so how's Messi @ 27(that looks like he's regressing) worth 200 mil?

150-160 max.

messi will cost about £500m to any team in the premier league. it's a bad investment. his buy-out clause is about £250m & there are spanish taxes attached to that. then his wages a year would be £20m(net)....which is £40m(gross in the UK). a 5-year contract means £200m on his wages alone.

it's a pipe dream......

chrisley024:
Unbelievable!

Robin van Persie (the hyena) has covered the most ground for Manchester United.
-Daily mail.

this information might drive elampawa to suicide. you mean rooney the saviour actually covers less distance than van persie?

Caveatemptor:
What is the difference between Amya and tpia?

amya - sane
tpia - insane

amya - young
tpia - too old.

amya - fit
tpia - flabby & wrinkled

JayKayMaybachz:
I concur

It seems he wants to ship off lindergaard
WHO'S COMING IN?

ANY IDEA

we need godin + hummels in the defence. sack jones + evans. we need vidal/strootman in the midfield, sack fletcher & anderson.

MrTA:
I dont like the horrible feeling about DDG's future this Valdes signing gives me.

chelsea have cech & courtois. before then it was cech & schwarzer and there was a time they had cech & cudiccini.

every big club needs 2 world class goalies. odin forbid de gea breaks his shoulder, who would we rely on then? LVG cannot be that daft to offer de gea like a lamb.

de gea will be here till 2020.

r231:
seems like they are about to shoot DDG off to marid for the right price

they can have him for £100m.

Emaprince:
Lol @coogar...please somebody should ban WARRIBLOOD!!

warriblood is very very important in this community, abeg! if he has offended anyone on this section, i apologise on his behalf.

TV01:
I actually meant in terms of being a playa and triggering attration responses in women. It's so ridiculously easy if you know how. Such men can enjoy a wonderful variety of sexual partners, without getting married, and at relatively low risk compared to marriage.

marriage would soon be a thing of the past & i think the government like it that way. the only time a woman can be rewarded directly by the state is if she is separating from her husband. if you are happily married, you get no tangible support from the state.

Here I meant in regulating the kind of women you allow into your orbit. If high quality/status men refused to engage the wrong sort of women, they'd have to shape up. All women typically desire the top 20 -30 % of men.

the women want the ring.
these days, they do anything humanly possible including pretence to get the ring. once that hurdle is out of the way, the man should start praying. there are many wolves in lamb's clothing out there. they have covered their furs with wool.

Ultimately we stand or fall together. This cannot continue or society will not remain as we have known it.

TV

all man for himself, abeg!
damned if you take responsibility, damned if you don't. at this rate, i'd rather take my chance and fight for myself.

mikuz:
You don't know what a cal is? You have started again this new year. What is wrong with you?

you wrote a stüpid bar.....
if your double entrede doesn't make sense both ways, it's a shyte bar.

nor be by force to wordplay....
take your mgbeke verbiage back to facebook. we will not tolerate shytë written in 2015.

why would seeing the calderon make one scamper for safety? is it a gas chamber or a football ground? even after studying my lines for the past 12 months, you still dunno how to write bars - you disgrace edo people with this watery bar.

TV01:
Long-term men, women and children will suffer the fallout. Yes, individual men may play smart, forsake marriage and just live life. Afterall sex, which was a major dividend for men in marriage, has effectively been divorced from it. A man who appreciates the male-female dynamic and moreso is at least solvent, will have a field day. The only snag would be if he wants children and the best long-term outcome for them.

there's hardly any man that doesn't appreciate the male-female dynamism. that is why he proposed to the woman in the first place but men continue to bear the biggest chunk of the brunt in the west. if he's not losing 50% of his wealth, he would lose the house, cars & even the pet dogs. if she's the mean type, she can even put a restraining order against him to see his kids or the house.

But that's from a selfish individual perspective. Long term society will come close to collapse. Men built it, men have to take responsibility for turning the tide and retrieving the situation. Setting high standards for ourselves as men, husbands and fathers and demanding high value from women is the way to go.

TV

when you try to take responsibility & demand high value, you would be promptly labelled a brute, bully, domestic abuser. it's a lose-lose situation.

^{**after clearing all the hurdles to getting married and then taking on the huge burden that comes with it, why do men need a busy-body state, or interfering - typically unmarried - types, adjudicating on the intimacy between them and their wives; and with nebulous crap about consent !**}

it's a mad mad world.

mikuz:
Tell your negros they weak/ but I'm feared since every gee knows I'm sick/
My arms make 'em scamper . . cos when the see my 'Cal, they run' . . like the 'home turf of Athletico Madrid'!/

rubbish!
what's see my cal?

what's 'cal? and why would seeing the calderon make any one scamper?

TV01:
Societal flourishing demands it.
Civilisation as we know it cannot persist without it.

I am fully aware of it's low value proposition for men in the West - especially from a legal standpoint - but all told, society works best with men and women harnessing the complimentary natures to raise healthy families.

You can literally opt out of the current value-proposition and create your own. You just need to find a woman that shares your worldview or at least gets it and buys into it. Long-term it's nest for her too.

More widely, a society requires a bithrate of around 2.2 to regenerate itself. Almost all Western societies are unable to meet this as they retreated from first religion and then marriage. Hence the need for massive immigration. With no way of importing like for like - as they are all suffering the same problem - they have to allow in cultures and religions that clash. Long-term unworkable. Or do you think yesterdays attacks were not clearly forseeable?

Even Nigeria with all it's problems would make much headway if we had good solid nuclear families. How many of the current generation can hold decent unions together?


Faith & family

TV

•marital rape
•no fault divorce
•child custody battles
•ridiculous divorce payouts
•prenup, etc

all these things have crashed the value of marriage institution & men are mostly the victims. i can't even see it getting any better as there seems to be a force out there determined to swallow marriage values completely.

wonlasewonimi:
Could you please climb out of my asss, could you just do that for me please? I only gave you a suggestion that you could chat on skype and discuss rooneys first touch for 24hrs non stop.

only a jobless fool like you would leave your chelsea thread & come to another thread to offer a moronic counsel. i am not breaking any forum rules discussing united players on a united thread. if you don't like what we do, there are several wet transformers in your village - go & find one to hug.

Amya:
Why would I want to do that. please go through my all my comments in this forum and see if I'm the unserious type of person. I'm not one to make up stories for the fun of it. Thank you.

P.S. If you truly believe my stories are too incredulous to believe, that's the more reason to think my life has been really interesting.

you are wasting time.....
call these people and see what they want. if others don't believe your tales, i do. ignore the doubting thomases.........all i want is the feedback.

stop slacking!

wonlasewonimi:
You soiled your nappies again pele

you are a faggöt then!

elampiro & coogar are arguing over various points. if you don't like what they are discussing, go to another thread. if you want to discuss your own issue, post your comments and i am sure someone would reply your comments. 50 different issues can be discussed at the same time on a thread -

stop using coogar/elampiro debate as an excuse not to contribute on this thread - onky homöerötic tools do such.

TeeFee01: I also see it as a slur on marriage, which is actually safest for women. People are free to pursue the rape epidemic, I continue to defend marriage.

it must be asked though....
why do you defend marriage when it's clear as daylight that men are being short-changed in the institution? in the western world, is there any merit for men to get married?

wonlasewonimi:
Have you guys considered using skype to continue your unending arguments?

and how is it your business what we talk about on our own thread? if you don't have anything to contribute, there are millions of vagïnal-related threads you can comment on - that's the threshold of your intelligence.

any other idiöt that comes here to complain about my comments deserves to be shot! my discussion with elampiro does not stop any of you retärds from discussing fückever you want to discuss........and if you reply this post then you are a faggöt!

elampiro:
When Coogar resort to fetching social comments from blog, know that his own his finished. Hohohoho

Bye Mr Coogar. Enjoy your new year.

Good news, Falcao personally put on his facebook wall he is happy at Manchester United.

social comments or a bleacher-report article? you are a disgrace to football punditry. when you get beaten, you quickly run away with the excuse you have something to do.