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SIRcumalot:sterling - £50m KDB - £59m and so on & so forth. the market has gone crazy.......what used to be big money is no longer so in the transfer market. hazard would attract £60m plus everyday of the week. |
funlord: Mr gaal? Time to try something else other than your "philososhite"!had rooney scored when martial put him through, cabaye and dann wouldn't be saying all that. we have players who can create these chances but a fat cow playing up top can't shoot to save his own life.... |
Debroslink:hazard isn't even better than that french rookie in bayern(kingsley coman)....how can he better than koke? na yam? the marketability is in england because of the amount of billions involved. gareth bale went from a £25m winger to £86m overnight. the hype was generated by the british media! |
sinizia:you better don't give yourself HBP cos it's about to get worse. adidas is about to sign rooney in a multi-million pound deal so he's about to get even more appearances. ![]() |
SIRcumalot:they will get £60m/£70m for him very easily. he's still young & he has a lot to still offer. the problem is - hazard isn't better than what madrid/barca/bayern have currently. unfortunately, these are the only clubs that can afford him. |
“I learnt a lot from Sir Alex, too. One of the terms that I still remember today is 'decision- making'. ‘You are great, but you don't have decision-making. Pass the fücking ball.' He always told me that. 'Cristiano: pass the fücking ball." someone should mail this bit to ibime. ![]() |
coded01:hazard is a useless player..... he's the one fücking eva carneiro & he's been brooding ever since jose sacked eva. he makes millions of pounds a year & he wants to forfeit all that cash because of a piece of aśs! how worthless can a player be? in one of the biggest games of the season for chelsea, hazard produced nothing against liverpool. let's look at the stats, shall we? 0 - chances created 0 - shots on target 0 - number of crosses 0 - number of players beaten with a dribble. yet, ibime & co are blaming mikel & ramires. so it's mikel's fault that hazard has lost his skills? if the ball won't stay long in the final third before its lost, the midfield & the defence would be constantly put under pressure. football is a team game! no team can really afford carrying a passenger like hazard in it & then expect to do well. put hazard on the bench and let players who are still hungry take his place for a while & things will improve. rooney has been utter shyte this season but hazard's stats against liverpool is a new low. it's the lowest of low. if he doesn't want to play for mourinho again, he should tender his resignation & fück off to madrid/PSG. chelsea didn't turn shyte overnight......it's the undesirable elements like hazard that is making the team look like shyte! |
Ibime:ibime likes to exaggerate! zouma can do a job in the midfield. actually, he should be played permanently there till the next transfer window. if jones could do it at united, i see no reason why kurt zouma wouldn't thrive there. it is only if you let him do the complex stuff that he would be found out. give him the job to tackle, dispossess & play a simple pass to a team mate and chelsea are well sorted. the job of a DMF is the simplest task ever. do not overcook it. play it simple as makelele did and the rest is pretty much a cake-walk. zouma is 40000 times more intelligent than phil jones. you are being disrespectful to claim zouma cannot play & excel as a DM. |
Chelseafan1:how many goals has hazard scored this season? ![]() airmark:chelsea were a shitty team those days. you had malouda & a host of useless players and the tactics to get the best out of torres was rarely used. my analysis was spot on back then. later, cesc joined chelsea & he exposed what chelsea had been missing for years. you can never catch me giving idïotic assertions like you do. i have been watching games with an analytic mind long before you started rolling tyres on the streets with toilet flies buzzing around your waist. |
airmark:any idiöt that is combative would partner matic excellently & provide that cover for your back four. that area of the pitch isn't your problem. hazard & begovic are your biggest problems. 90 + 10 = 100%, mr. airfart! you got pummelled last week & you are being obliterated again first day of the month. which kind soap you dey take bath? omo detergent! ![]() |
Bimffo:drop yours.... my secretary will bring it to me. ![]() |
Chelseafan1:the spine of a team is the key.... courtois--zouma--matic--cesc--costa. this spine is good enough to haul chelsea back to the top-4. build the team around cesc.....forget hazard, he's a flash in the pan. hazard himself has confessed he will never be a ronaldo/messi cos he's contented with 1 goal in a game. airmark:the only reason you still have the gall to post on this forum is your lack of decorum. after the public flogging you got last week, i was expecting you to deactivate. you lied to us robben won the EPL at 20. your lie was called out, you disputed that you wrote such baloney. the evidence was produced that you actually did........then you did a houdini disappearance. from thread to thread, you get pilloried. you have the swag of a gang-rapë victim. nearly everyone here has peed in your face. it's obvious football punditry isn't your forte.....why don't you find a palm tree to climb instead of masquerading you have what it takes to discuss the intricate issues in football? airfart......if you marry a tool like you, you shall produce idïots. |
airmark:mr doofus.... if it's not up to 1%, it is zero. ![]() bloody hell, how did you survive infancy with this level of stüpidity? Chelseafan1:hehehe.... you are a verminous cretin. i saw more intelligent donkeys at the opening ceremony of the last olympic games. We know about Squawka, who scored, opta stats and the rest who come up with sensible stats.Maybe he wants to start his own Hazard ratings and stats companyhazard stats? he's scored a total of 0 goals in 11 games. hazard's game per goal ratio is undefined in math. even the much derided falcao has scored this season. hazard is the only "world class" player yet to score in the planet. perhaps if you go to a t-junction and dance näked by 12 midnight, the gods of your ancestors might open the goal gate for hidden hazard. ![]() |
Kimoni:don't get excited just yet, skimoni. ![]() men are actually the better multi-taskers! however, women are considerably better at seeing repetitive tasks through to the end. in other words, women have a superior attention span. |
Bimffo:be quick while the offer lasts..... airmark:you are a disgrace to formal education. if cesc gets moved to play in the hole, who would play in cesc's original position? come on, airmark.......we know you are a cretin but don't stretch the borders of deftness further than what we know you are capable of. How i wish ibime could inflict him with curses tonight for saying that rami is the key now. Next time he would think twice anytime he types rubbish before clicking submit button on this thread.what happened to your own hands? have you been cursed with polio. i am your nemesis on this forum. from this section to the battle rap section, i will always pound you to death. preys like you were created so that an apex predator like me can survive. ![]() Coogar, Mr. 90%+10% <100%do not hold me responsible for your poor comprehension. ![]() |
Chelseafan1:you should be happy if i actually take your pics to my shrine. it means your kerosene background that has shrouded your entire life is about to be transformed. Everyone on here knows my age, you are the old fool who has no iota of shame left in him, your self esteem has hit a new low, the only platform to display ur senseless bravado is on Nairaland.they can only know what you told them. you are older than the book of kama sutra. do the mental arithmetic yourself, you wrote WAEC in 1979. how old do you think you would be in 2015? Coogar, you are finished!finished? not even close. i am full of life.....re-energised to put you chelsea roaches in your place. you are a boil on the arse of humanity. |
nonsoroyalty:he's the slave-boy here. even his fellow comrades shyte on him constantly. i am just putting the icing of shame on his cake. |
nonsoroyalty:and i am just warming up o...... these losers have been gagging to be put down like rabid dogs. who the fück is chelseafan1 in the comity of intellectuals on this forum? he's so dull, he cannot form an O with the base of a beer bottle. Chelseafan1:nothing peeves me more than you mere mortals telling your god that you are done. you cannot be done until i say so. bow down & apologise right now before i invoke belzeebub to splatter your blood. When the team gets back to winning ways with Hazard influencing games, I'll call for you to disgrace you yet again.you have a better chance impregnating beyonce than hazard influencing games for chelsea. your idol is done......we have been vindicated that hazard should be doing houseboy job in neymar's town house. |
Chelseafan1:living wretched? ![]() my dog has a better quality of life than you do. after all said & done, you are going back to bed tonight with your mosquito coil & an oil-lamp(the same ones used in the parable of the 10 virgins). you better PM me so i can sponsor what is left of your impoverished livelihood. you are so poor in spirit, the images in your dreams appear in black & white. ![]() |
Bimffo:chelsea can't go down. they will finish 6th. matter of fact, if hazard tears his ACL tonight, you might finish 4th. the team needs to be built around someone else. hazard has now exposed his mediocrity. he's consistently been chelsea's worst player this season. |
airmark:look at this mumu! your problem is 90% hazard & 10% begovic. cesc needs to play behind costa & any plank in your club can sit next to matic. that's job done........as long as you get rid of hazard. |
Chelseafan1:the DM position can actually be filled by ramires or zouma. it's not a problem that is even up to 1%. however, you were born feet first - your brain was overcooked/fried before the midwife was able to deliver you. rational thinking was never encoded in your genes. Coogar is a joke, he's too dull for a pundit, always typing nonsense.i am smarter than all the losers that have sprouted out of your family tree. my toe alone packs more intelligence than all your ancestors cloned together. He obviously wasn't in his right senses when he typed those nonsense up there.you are a fool! every week, the sensible chelsea fans have laid it bare that your hazard is pure poo! we know you have his nakëd pictures in your room that you wänk to - so it irks you severely when raumdeuter & i tear your idol into shreds. like ibime have tutored you, hazard isn't in the top 20 players in europe. he has been finally exposed even in his league by kevin de bruyne, david silva, alexi sanchez, aguero, etc. don't even mention him next to neymar, bale, james rodriguez, reus or muller. how does it feel that your hero is being disrespected by coogar? may amadioha, in his infinite mercies, impregnate you with 5 albino ewoks, you stinking swine. ![]() airmark:says the fool that lied robben won the EPL at 20. the way you ran away from that thread like the flatulence of a leprous wïtch reminds me of harry houdini. when you were an infant, you weren't a baby, you were a pikin. your memory bank has been defrauded. in other words, you have been rendered intellectually bankrupt! ![]() i don land here - it's time to cop a squat on you. |
Ibime:it's called the english captain immunity...... they will never fault anything he does. it's always the fault of everyone else. They said it's not his fault . . . that he hasn't missed any chances . . . and blamed his teammates for not creating chances. I laugh say how come chances are automatically created when Martial is playing no9.ask them o..... if that was a foreign player, they would tear him into shreds. however, it's rooney - no credible sports journo can criticise him. they are all queuing up at his gate so he can grant them interviews. Reminds me of those who said Torres wasn't missing chances, rather his teammates were not creating for him.i would take torres right now over rooney. in short, i would take emenike sef over rooney. we are playing with 10 men. it's even a miracle we are still in the top 4. |
AdeLaNa1:it has never been rooney's fault.... if he plays as a #9, his fans will complain he should be a #10. if he plays as a #10, his fans will complain he should be a #9. when he fails as a forward altogether, his fans would say he should be in the central midfield. when he doesn't score, his fans will complain his teammates don't create the chances for him. when he serves shyte for months, his fans will say it takes him time to become fully-fit & we should be patient. if you protest, they will remind you that he will soon catch bobby charlton's record. it's never rooney's fault! |
Pataki:check the tenses.... how is is - present tense related to what happened last season? So how can Hazard be 90% Chelsea's problem this season when you seem to think he was not (totally) responsible for Chelsea's success last season? Is this not some sort of ferhoodle of thoughts?he won the player of the season & he was hyped through the roof. the rest of the team started believing in him to dig them out of the mess but he's too mediocre to shoulder that responsibility. chelsea didn't just become shyte overnight? cesc can still deliver those long raking passes, costa can still find the net. hazard has done nothing this season & chelsea's tactics seem to be centred around him this season. if you put your trust on a player that has zero output, what outcome do you hope to get from such? answer on a postcard, please! get rid of hazard, get courtois back, move cesc behind costa & find a competent DM next to matic and this team would bounce back. |
raumdeuter:no need for exegesis..... chelsea's problem is 90% hazard & 10% should be blamed on courtois' injury. begovic is a 4th-tier goalie. 80% of the shots aimed at chelsea's goal seem to find the back of the net. back to hazard...... he's a flash in the pan. chelsea rely on him to provide the creativity but it's obvious he's not as good as the responsibility he's shouldering. he's not a game-changer & his mental strength is weak. in a nutshell, he has no ambition to be the best! |
NashvilleTN:go where? every chelsea fan owes their life to him. chelsea wouldn't be where they are today without jose.......... |
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bukatyne:no way is she a model wife to me. a model wife brings something to the table. the wife in the OP is a certified liability! |
sephia:you are a consummate troglodyte! cesc faded out in the middle of the season? how's that even a valid point even if you are accurate with that assertion? cesc assisted many goals........without those goals chelsea wouldn't even be on top to start with. if you want to compare cesc's contribution to hazard's awoof penalties then your sanity needs to be questioned by a lobotomist. it was when cesc & costa joined chelsea that you won the league. before they arrived, hazard was bested by juan mata. you are a disgrace to footie fans with your piss-poor punditry! |
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