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PresVA:


Mother ko, grandmother ni

as long as the job is done......
her grand-dad can join in as well.

SAMBARRY:
yes you are right except in cases where I'll or tired.we're all human beings na.In a case where you compelling her to mop when she's tired and she slumps nko?

the husband could have slumped all these years too.

Saylawchar:
What other ways can she be contributing please?

domestic chores!

Saylawchar:
My friend told me that he even employed someone that comes to the house and washes their clothes on weekends including the wife clothes and the baby's clothes. He also employed a cleaner that comes home every weekend to clean the house.

your friend should sack all those people. the wife has lost the rights to be spoon-fed. if she's not contributing to the family financially, she doesn't deserve house-maids.

That the wife claims she doesn't have the strength to be doing both considering her work schedule and she wakes up 5am to bath for the son and get him prepared for creche.

work schedule?
she brings nothing home from the work schedule.....what's the point in going to work when her salary does not add a single dime to the family? your friend should make her tender her resignation at work & become a full time housewife.

My friend further said the wife doesn't make him breakfast nor keep food for him to eat. He cooks for himself most times.

tell him to cut out all those incentives.
the wife is taking the piss......your friend has been taking care of all the utility bills & that simply means he can cope even if the wife is unemployed.

Odunharry:
Rooney's first touch is awful and most times I pray they don't pass the ball to him cause we all kn he can't control and even if he attempts to, the ball will be with the opponent or yards away from his feet

rooney is a liability.
the less said about him, the better.

Rvp, chicharito and Nani were never as poor as Rooney is currently...
now I'm missing Nani.... the guy who can play from left or right and still be effective...

even kagawa would have improved us greatly on that left channel. he's doing wonders again at dortmund & they are now back in the 2nd position in bundesliga.

yet, we have a fat cow drawing millions of pounds per month @old trafford and putting up the performance of a player still playing in the nigerian principal cup.

Van Gaal and United board need to apologize to those players listed above..

it's just so sad!
we lost the wrong player to a long term injury. rooney should have gotten the shaw injury - i can bet we would be on top of the table now with about 5 points clear.

Kimoni:
I saw this video on my FB wall and I remembered the discussion we had here sometime back on household chores and one of the conclusions reached (I think Nashville suggested it)is that women should always ask for help when required instead of formenting trouble unnecessarily
Judge Lynn seems to be in agreement too. God help us all



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7N50F1zFcg

kimoni, you no well o.....

judge lynn is silly for making it sound as if men are a bunch of bumbling oafs. men are mostly practical beings. point the problem to us and we would endeavour to apply logic to solve it. we are not palm readers to second guess what a woman's problem is.

Odunharry:
Louis van Gaal has admitted he doesn’t
know where Anthony Martial’s best
position is yet.

he should play him next to mike in the defence. LVG is an idïot!

ElFenomeno1:


Coogar mate what are your chances of landing a major silverware this season?

I think you ain't got none.

we are winning the league......
the moment rooney pops his hamstring, we would go back to the top of the league.

ElFenomeno1:
Scummies how market?
What is going on?
Who are we blaming today?

we are blaming your common sense.

Odunharry:
Rooney , from one of my favourite United stars to most hated..
Can someone tell Jones or Val to injure him in training next time??

he's self-centred!

surely, he must know from his own performance that he's hindering the team. he can take himself out of the team & ask for a month's leave to cool off somewhere in barbados!

martial would have scored at least 5 goals in the last 3 league games if he had played as the centre forward. we are just wasting our biggest threat by playing him as a winger.

Odunharry:
How did Rooney Miss that clear chance?? And d idiots feet didn't even touch the ball

adipose cells!

SAMBARRY:


You sef

So an elderly woman WIll leave her own house to come and clean the daughters house and then one thing WIll lead to another. Abi you no dey hear of son in laws sleeping with their mother in-laws

if she cannot trust her own mother to keep her legs closed then she'd better not put herself under the weather.

a wife that cannot contribute financially must find other ways she can contribute to her family. that to me is the fair deal!

sephia:
Hazard has been carrying his team until this season. I wouldn't compare him to Ronaldo or Neymar but he is good. He is the reason we did well last season and the one before.
The way u guys slam him is unreasonable. It's not only Hazard that is poor this season, the whole team is shiit.

he's not the reason you did well last season. just confess to us already that hazard gives you nocturnal orgäsms!

cesc & costa were more instrumental to your victory last season than hazard ever did. chelsea without hazard would still have won the league.

enough of the hazard còck-sucking....
he's an average player at his best.....and he's a shyte player as things stand currently. who is hazard carrying? more like he's carrying his own idiocy.....

mcchewwww!!!

SAMBARRY:
gbam. Seconded at least if she cant contribute financially she should be able to contribute domestically except when she's sick or tired.compelling her to work when she's sick or tired shows insensitivity and lack of consideration for the wife's feelings

the husband has never used illness/sickness not to contribute financially to the family. why should the wife hide behind illness to avoid responsibility?

if she's really sick then she should call her mother to stand in for her while she's recuperating. the house must be squeaky clean at all times.

SIRcumalot:
Chelsea don teach me the evils of gambling.

I think say dem go beat liverpool today.

you put money on chelsea to win?

Saylawchar:
A very close friend came to my house today and discussed this with me.... He said he met his wife sometimes July, 2013 and after few weeks, he impregnated her and this led to Introduction ceremony which was held late September same year. Hence the wife works with one of these new generation banks as TSR (Teller) while my friend is a federal civil servant.

They had their wedding early December same year. Immediately the wife moved in, my friend said he started noticing strange things like change in attitude, most of the things she once told my friend about herself and family background before their marriage were lies.

Be informed that my friend single handedly sponsored their intro and the wedding proper in which he spent millions because the wife claimed she is into contribution (Ajo) as a result of which she doesnt has anything left from her monthly take home.

Between when they met and now, my friend said he doesn't know how the wife spends her salary because all she keeps saying is her money goes to monthly contribution and she has never brought a penny home being the proceed of the contribution since they met. My friend said he is the one running the expenses of their home as the wife doesn't support him. In addition, they have a son now who is 18 months old.

The question is should my friend continue with this marriage or file for divorce considering the fact that the wife doesn't support him even buying of baby's food and paying of house rent and creche money and other family expenses, the wife doesn't support him at all. What can he do please

he should continue with the marriage & he must make sure the relationship is symbiotic instead of the parasitic relationship your friend seems to be having. your friend should go back to the tactics board......

he's a man & he should be proud that he can provide for his wife & family. since the woman isn't bringing any bacon home at all, she must contribute in the form of domestic service.

washing, cooking, ironing, etc must be the exclusive preserve of the wife. illness or tiredness isn't an excuse. she must be available at all times to contribute her quota to the family.

AdeLaNa1:
U are right. Even mesef no think say WestHam and Liverpool na straight win against Chelsea. U never esperedit!!

hahahaha.....

you are shytting on the idïotic chelsea fans & their fake prophesies. misery loves company - a club stuck in the relegation zone in the last 7 weeks would want another club to join in their aroma of shyte.

Stillfire:
Lmao! No be science be that? To find the cure for wandering di.cks? In fact that needs to be patented.

goodluck, stillfire......

we will be here when NAFDAC starts arresting you guys for vagïnal poisoning.

sihom:
Lol, you know I'm being honest Coogar don't try to act innocent now.

I mentally cringe every time I see you take someone apart for some misdemeanor.

And I'm like - girl just stay out of Coogar's sight & fire

this must be a case of mistaken identity....

coogar is the perfect gentleman. i cannot recollect any of the things you are talking about.

sihom:
I read a lot of different threads and posts on NL for fun & information.

That's how you caught my eye with the good English thing, you and a host of others like Bukatyne, Cococandy, Coogar etc.

Coogar could do with a mouth wash though jeez the guy can sha insult ooo.

jesus wept!!!

tess1:
This man is really crazy.

LVG on Martial's best role is: "We don`t know yet"

anything to protect rooney would suffice.....

you guys need to send me a dozen malaria-carrying female anopheles mosquitoes so i can unleash them close to rooney's house. few bites and rooney would be hospitalised for the next 6 months at least.

Stillfire:
Lmao! TV01, why are you such a party pooper?
Don't worry. I will be the person to pour water on you when you faint as a result of hearing about the many inventions by Nigerian girls.

there are few inventions already....
nigerian girls have already invented aristoism & the art of washing their bits in the food of their intended preys so as to put them under a spell.

https://giant.gfycat.com/BestOffensiveAmericanwirehair.gif

young is a boss!

on the bright side...

it's another clean sheet!

the rooney defenders will still have excuses on his shambolic performance today. what a waste of flesh! he can take off his pants & defecate on the pitch and he would still play 90 mins.

we have to call on phil jones to break rooney's testicles in training that would put rooney out for 12 months. for how long are we going to continue with this shyte! we have wasted 4 points in the last 2 games.

sinizia:
Like you predicted, he retained Rooney and took off Darmian for Young. Worst Gaffer ever!!

rooney has a must play clause in his contract. after SAF left him out of the biggest games in 12/13 season, his agent managed to get a contract that will not exclude him from any game unless he's unfit.....think about it!

LVG's hands are tied!
he has sacked plenty of players for 10% of the shyte rooney has served us this season. moyes/woodward should take the blame for this mess.

even if rooney deliberately scores an own goal 5 times in a game, he would start the next game & it shall remain so till 2019.

sinizia:
A few secs ago, Martial fed him another one and he couldn't even trap it. Why on earth did Ferguson give us Moyes? He'd have stayed, sold Rooney and then retire. This is not United I used to know. I'm switching my channel to another match. I can't bear this torture.

rooney is shyte!
as shitty hazard has been this season with 0 goals in 16 games, rooney is worse than hazard. rooney is conveniently the worst striker on the planet.

does LVG have the balls to take rooney off for young so that martial can play up front? i doubt it. it's been 300 minutes since we last scored a goal. if we don't win today's game, LVG should be stoned to death!

sinizia:
Oh, much better. Thought it was nepotism on Gaal's part.


How do you see thi match? Any chance of us nicking it?

we won't score any goal with rooney up top? you saw the golden pass martial fed rooney, didn't you? rooney's adipose cells slowed him down and he decelerated instead of accelerating.

the other day raumdeuter was showing us a stat of our poor chance creation. how can we create chances when the fat cow cannot even shoot the ball when put through on goal?

sephia:
Shut up son.
Even you know Hazard is amongst the top ten ballers in the world.
The problem is the manager. You play to a good players strength. Hazard cannot be d player Mou wants him to be.

top ten baller? where?
hazard isn't in the top 30 in the world currently? who is hazard better than? a forward that is yet to find the net in 16 games this season is in the top 10?

your standard must be very low to think hazard is a baller.

sinizia:
How is Blind better than Jones for fúck's sake?

jones is in the red zone....
same as memphis & valencia so they ain't starting today.

FBS:
Actually thought he was going to score twice today, alas, he was the WORST player on the pitch.

He will be back to form though.

hidden hazard is a fraud!
pack his bags & send him to the after life. the moment he said he never feels like scoring more than a goal in a game & he will never score as many as messi/ronaldo was the day i knew hazard is a fraud.

i am tired of partying here every weekend. wetin sef? na every week una dey do burial for this thread?

can someone tell me whether hidden hazard scored today?

dickoflife:
Your words reek of judgement my dear. Anyway each man to his own...

unfortunately, that's the world we live.

deal with it!

edwife:
Why are you wasting your time?
Someone moniker starts by dick and you think they will say otherwise?

i was just being charitable.

dickoflife:
I see but if na d woman die u won't see a bad thing in the man remarrying after 2 months.. Look let's face the fact, the dead is dead. Their memory is in our brains and minds, judge yourself and not others.

she has children so she would be judged for behaving badly before them. it's that simple. all these judge yourself comments are starting to get on my nerves.

If she wants to sleep around fine.

our society is broken!
so you would rather be a moral coward & keep quiet rather than say the truth?

So if it was your sister you would agree she be stoned to death? People and their standards of judging others lives.

my sister won't itch to shag multiple men barely months after losing a loved one. that is the exclusive preserve of a nymphö!

So if I am in the situation and I can't hold body for more than a month make I cut my dickk off abi?

if you are in the situation & you cannot hold your body, find a whorëhouse far away from your house & do the needful. don't bring your pröstitutes to your house where your kids would see them.

dickoflife:
you are absolutely funny. You are after the feelings of a dead man and forget his live wife also has feelings both within her legs and without. Stop being a masochist. Most men aren't faithful. I am part of that group so stop critisizing women without cause.

the dead should be respected!

a man died....barely 6 months after his death, the wife is already out there servicing various men and defiling the matrimonial bed her husband once slept......about 400 years ago, the woman would have been led to the borders of the village & stoned to death by 12 able-bodied women.

darefestus:
Stop trying to make me defend Rooney.

I'm with the Full time devils guy though, he isnt finished, but he is thoroughly out of his depth now.

when a player is out of form for 2-3 months, that can be excused. rooney has been totally shyte in the last 2 years. it's got nothing to do with form, rooney is officially finished!