₦airaland Forum

tng:
LMAO. Na your time.

Chestar5:
i dont need it for now

Chestar5:
BRING BACK OUR SAMSUNG

sinizia:
It can only get worse for shekpe from here.

At the rate this division one-made club called shekpe is going down, their season might actually next season while slugging it out with likes of Bolton Wanderers at Coca-Cola Championship.

sinizia:
Shekpe fans: our season starts next week.

raumdeuter:
Chelsea's greatest problem right now according to their fans is

MEMPHIS DEPAY

raumdeuter:
LOL

Where is the DJ

Tval, A40

Play mi Oyinbo repete

Nihilist:
Hideous Hazard

airmark:
Hogwash. The fact is a ghost goal was allowed to knock out a team in the semis, which was not to be. If it happens to any other team too, i will criticise it.

I am not surprised at your comments because you are used to wayo wayo things, just as pdpish man utd. The football world governing body are not fools to have included the goal-line technology after all those unfortunate goal-line incidents of the past.

AdeLaNa1:
The same goal line tech that has failed teams. Or wasn't Chelsea the latest victim of Goal Line Tech last weekend??

SAMBARRY:
lies and fables

Leyqute:
How many teams got red carded against EPL clubs when England dominated Europe? How many penalties did they get?

ElFenomeno1:
Coogar wont admit he goofed on this Depay matter!!!
Depay still getting rested weeks after the dutch game....................

airmark:

You have come again with your nonsense talk. which soccer rule said chelsea must score in 180 or even in 210 mins before she could qualify for the final? Most times you just type rubbish thinking you have made a point.

Your team in early 90s played 0-0 both legs in uefa cup and got knocked out by one unknown team via penalties. Assuming they had awarded a ghost goal to man utd, it would never be on record that you were beaten by such team.

When you want to raise a point, ensure it is not a fallacy. It's getting tiring. You lose credibility on per post basis.

StarBoard:
Shekpe logic as peddled by fans on this thread:

a 10 man Barca were lucky to eliminate Chelsea despite having more attempts and possession.

It gets better.

They were lucky Barca only got a draw. This revisionism is getting ridiculous.

funlord:


The boy is nothing but comic relief to me! The chap is just trying to escape from his hunger pangs and the endless sting of poverty! Even those who steadily benefit from each and every government are not as sycophantic as this _moron! He is clearly in it for "more porridge" just like oliver twist! Lmao!

StarBoard:
And Michael Ballack evaded the ball from Iniesta instead of taking the block to the body.
These peeps funny die.
Luck my a$$.

barackohandso:
Now this is an objective epl fan
Cc: adelana1 mourinholic leyqute

Beremx:
The protection seeker have been responding to other threads with his anti-igbo rants. he might not respond to this.

I have been around my love,sometimes i view without commenting. Nothing do you my dear!

funlord:

This "failed blogger" called barcanister and him crew don suffer for this nairaland sha! Since last week na scud missles and all sorts of missives dey land for the nigga skull! Anyway that is the lot of "political prostitutes" the world over! A lack of principle only equals ridicule! Too bad for "suffernista".....................

raumdeuter:
How come its only EPL fans and team that are complaining about UEFA

We havent seen Chelsea fans complain that Oscar dived to get Zlatan sent off last season

They are used to whining. Someone asked why isnt Bayern complaining about Giroud scoring with his hand and I replied we Bayern fans dont moan about results

We leave that to lesser clubs like those EPL teams

Beremx:
Coogar honey,how have you been? long time o!

Politics section have been boiling since last week when my Igbo brothers realized that the protection seeker is anti-igbo. No be small gbege o!

Me i no get anything to talk jare! I don talk the one i fit talk. Hope to see more of your posts in this section o! I miss your posts die!

AdeLaNa1:
;DD Squawka ve no chill...

Wayne Rooney

Another week goes by and it’s another really poor performance from Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney. It is simply astonishing how far Rooney has fallen and there can’t be many left, apart from Louis van Gaal, who feel that he still deserves a place in the United first team. The fact that Rooney is 86 on FIFA 16 anyway is a joke and he needs to be taken down to 83, maybe even lower.

http://www.squawka.com/news/5-up-2-down-7-players-who-need-their-stats-changing-on-fifa-16-this-week-2/500529

Beremx:
Today is another day of laughter.

I am so loving the drama.

*returns back to viewers section*

SIRcumalot:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Elko_B/status/658556579403403265

StarBoard:
Not buying it.
Ronaldo started at 16 at Sporting. Moved to United at 18. He is 8 months older than Rooney but doesn't appear to be in decline.

StarBoard:
My point is Vardy is 28, just two years younger than preggo. At 28 Rooney was already running on fumes yet he was given a second bumper package.

To me it seems he cannot go beyond what he has already offered us.
Yesterday he kept bumping into Herrera, falling back to retrieve the ball instead of making runs into the opposing box that would keep Otamendi or Kompany busy, thus nullifying Herrera. When your own player blunts other offensive weapons then I can't think of wha else to say. That was why Otamendi could be free to double up on Martial.

I don't want to call for his head but he isn't offering anything for us at this point.
Did you see the pass Martial gave to Lingard?
Rooney was closer to the area but Lingard out sprinted him to get the attempt. Instead of Rooney to anticipate a follow up for a simple tap-in,he just stood there when Lingards effort came off the woodwork and put his hands on his head.

At that point I knew this guy no longer has the drive and hunger anymore.

StarBoard:
Jamie Vardy may be a one season wonder but he's full of running and always on hand to put defenders on their toes.
Dude has 10 goals in 10 league games on a salary that would be less than a sixth of our resident pregnant hippo.

codedguy1:
When you called him a fraud it sounded like he had been a fraud all his career in United. We wanted to separate what he serves now with his exceptional service to United in previous years before this shameful displays in recent years. I guess Moyes and Woodward where still high on osogbo Vodka when they agreed to the ridiculous pay for him.
If there is bounty on Rooney right now I would get on the job ASAP, some are ready to do it for free sef.
I see Rooney in our lineup these days and get so irritated.

parrotibaba: E be like say Rooney de drop like €50,000 for el jefe every Friday so that he go de start and finish matches any time he's fit. How can a player be this bad and yet for some reason still starts?

ifyalways:
How come it's always those that married as virgins that always have such problems? I've never seen/heard single but dating virgins have issues with popping the cherry?

It's . I was not a Virgin when I got married but I can't remember having any issues besides a little sweet pain on my first time.

@ OP, sorry o. Engage in more of pre-intimacy and maybe some lubrication . Hope he's putting it into the right hole?

StarBoard:
*sigh*
Like I said I'm wondering what it will take for anyone defending Rooney on these pages to see the light,
The truth is that he is a scam, earning wages that are not commensurate with his output or those on far less pay..

StarBoard:
They don't know jack.
If anything it's the opinion of former players that is most suspect.
Jamie Carragher prophesied that no player outside Chelsea could get into that squad at the start of this season. Neville claimed he didn't see anybody challenging Chelsea for the title.
Do we need to go back to Peles prediction about an African nation winning the World Cup before the end of last century?

What I see in the above mentioned blokes are people too scared to criticize one of their own.

It is obvious Rooney is nowhere near the force he was early in his career when he should be peaking at his age.

SIRcumalot:
G.neville,scholes and hagreaves know more about rooney than some guy who probably never played before.
Why do you all have this sick need to see those three tear rooney a new one ?

funlord:

The tide seems to be turning @ last! I think next summer the club is going to break the bank for either "lewandowski, muller or some other supreme striking force waiting in the wings"! This season is rooneys last chance saloon and I know for a fact that van gaal is going to drop him @ some breaking point this season! He should ask rivaldo, mario gomez or luca toni!

funlord:

When Wayne Rooney scored at Goodison last
weekend, people queued up to tell us why, actually, this is why you don’t write off the man. The last 2 games have demonstrated that, in his current guise, disappointment is the rule, not exception.

It’s not just that Rooney is offering nothing to
United’s attack; he is hampering it significantly.
Martial, Mata and Herrera can do all they can to take attacks so far, but at some point their team-mate needs to get involved. Then all promise turns to dust.

It is as if Rooney is playing with lead weights under
his shirt, labouring around the opposition half like a
35-year-old League Two striker telling everyone
who’ll listen that he’s still got it. He completed nine
passes in the first half, and gave the ball away
seven times. There is an increasingly familiar Old
Trafford groan reserved for a Rooney pass
straight into touch. It is becoming the soundtrack
of his decline.

The bizarre thing about Rooney is just how much goodwill he retains from those within the game, he is effectively immune to criticism. Here is his game in numbers: No shots on target, No chances created. A passing accuracy of 55% (the lowest on the pitch). Lost possession 28 times (highest on the pitch). One touch in the opposition penalty area.

Yet the only reaction from Gary Neville was to
twice praise Rooney for his defensive work, while
Martin Tyler remarked that he was “defensively
responsible at 30”. For a striker, that should be
the ultimate damnation by faint praise. The person with the most faith is Van Gaal, who still starts Rooney to the detriment of the team. Depay has struggled to settle in during his early months in England, but at least with Depay, age provides reason for patience.

More importantly, playing Depay on the left would
allow Martial to operate as a central striker. For a manager who demands movement from his forwards, it is difficult to see how dropping Rooney wouldn’t assist United’s creativity. Van
Gaal must surely now be at least considering that
option.

In terms of this game, the biggest crime was that
Rooney stayed on until the final whistle. He may
once have been United’s magic man, the player
who could conjure something out of nothing to win
you the game, but that time has passed. He was
a 90-minute passenger.

“Sir, I have to talk every week about Rooney,”
said United’s manager to a journalist in his post-
match press conference. “Why? I don’t give any
opinion. Sick of it. You have your opinion, write
it.” Not as sick as some United fans are at the
free ride given to the captain.

When having faith that Rooney could rediscover his greatness, bear this question in mind: What did he excel at? The 3 most obvious responses to that
question are pace, power and positive aggression.
Not only do all now look lost, but these are
impossible characteristics to switch on and off.
You can’t just decide to have more pace or add
ten times more power, and the aggression in
Rooney’s game has been reduced to swearing in
the direction of the officials. He has become a
parody of the jaded striker, a brightness dulled by
the rigours of his career. He is the old fighter still
stepping into the ring but now being punched from
rope to rope.

So the question to Rooney’s backers is this: What
are you waiting for? Rooney isn’t naturally fit
enough to regain his missing athleticism. He’s
played too many career games to find the spark associated with his early years at United. He has never been the type of striker who you would expect to redefine his style in order to prolong his career. It’s all very sad, but there’s a shell of a player where Wayne Rooney used to be. Van Gaal is one of few who must still have faith, and even that is waning.
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Daniel storey nails it hardcore.................