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Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 5:49pm On Dec 27, 2014
TheMadame:
I am only trying to make peace Kulyie, I am not a hypocrite. Let us learn to accept and tolerate divergent views. We are all different individuals. Please let us be tolerant. I beg you,please let it go.
so an unprovoked personal attack against me is what you deemed divergent views? you shouldn't be on NL, you should be a mediator in the gaza strip. grin
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 5:47pm On Dec 27, 2014
cao:
True, it's unfair, but these big corporations can be downright twats sometimes. Oh well, I wish y'all luck.
agreed.....
they are worse than downright twats. sony's PR is the worst on the planet. it took them 24 hrs to acknowledge they were attacked by the lizard squad. it's all about the revenue, never about efficient security to ensure the smooth running of their products.
Romance › Re: Your Boss & Your Spouse by coogar:
tpia003:
Aye e ti baje sha.
grin cheesy grin
just because i said you are too old to serve any purpose to me? tpia, accept you are geriatric and stop pursuing me.
Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 5:44pm On Dec 27, 2014
TheMadame:
Coogar,
Why not be a man and let it go,in the spirit of the season....please.
being a gentleman with a wild animal like tpia doesn't work. i will not let a rabïd bïtch like her disrespect my manhood.


SAMBARRY:
Exactly. When she was busy ranting kulyie up and down nobody said this is the season of peace now that the consequences of her actions have fallen upon her head and she has opened up a can of worms some people are there saying season season of peace. Where were they when I was trying to make peace with her

I am tired of her b.s and her thinking she can talk anyhow about anybody whenever she feels like. Even jesus doesn't condone hypocrisy and double standards. Whoever loves her should warn her because any day she mentions my name all helll will be let loose. Nl will not contain us so she ad better enjoy the ride
don't tolerate bullies!
she is a bully - she waits for people to log out and then attacks them like a coward that she is. where's she now to come & defend her brainless comments. if you log out, she would suddenly come back with more heresies & baloney known to sociopaths of her ilk.

give it back to her in equal measure. let her know no one here is like the people in her family she can curse at will. if she's tired of life, there must be plenty of wet transformers in her area she can go hug. don't relent until she pack her bags and flee this zone like a leprous woman.

Wendy80:
LoL. Wicked. I can't stop laffing cheesy
it's not an insult - it's a real fact!
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 5:19pm On Dec 27, 2014
SAMBARRY:
and spends 20hours on nairaland Like she has no life outside nairaland. In fact if not that you shunned her she wants to do amateur sek with you. She is only pained you didn't give her face grin
20hrs on NL & more than 2,000 usernames to troll everyone. what a miserable life tpia must have?
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar:
cao:
It would appear that Microsoft & Sony need to pay more attention to their security, they've got the money, especially Microsoft since they've been charging folks from the inception of Xbox Live with that 419 scheme called Gold.
so pissing off everyone including innocent children is the right method. i hope every member of the lizard squad gets caught and sent to taliban areas of afghanistan. a lot of kids got new games as presents and were denied playing throughout the last 3 days.

it's unfair.
Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 5:13pm On Dec 27, 2014
TheMadame:
Please,you guys should take it easy with the insults,I beg you all.
In the spirit of the season,lets sheath our swords,please.
where was this appeal when the worthless heifer went around posting my name in every thread to sound relevant? when the fly bites the man, no one talks. when the man decides to smash the fly then people suddenly remember the spirit of the season.

SAMBARRY:
exactly. I can equate her brain to a 3 year old swine grin
she has the brain capacity of a pübic louse. tpia hailed from a firewood background. she lacked the required protein needed for a child to blossom mentally. this is why she has been acting rabid throughout her miserable life. she's old enough to be my mom but her brain power is that of a slug.
Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 5:07pm On Dec 27, 2014
AdimGreat:
choi!! coogar take am easy nau. Abeg sofri dey offload the insults. She's still a human being abeg.
Coolu tempa


...and Sambarry too
what makes you think she's human?
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 5:06pm On Dec 27, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Amen and may she die in misery grin
she lives in misery - dying in misery is already guaranteed for tpia! i dunno why the brainless obnoxious woman would dedicate 90% of her cursed life to chasing me everywhere on the forum. no wonder she has a fishy odour vägina. grin
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 4:59pm On Dec 27, 2014
tpia003:
It means your mama is a f.ool.

That's why you possess your extra chromosome.

And why your father never cared to know you.
which of us has a foolish mom between us?

you that went to dig out a post of 2012 or me enjoying christmas to the fullest with friends & family?

you are a bastärd - you are a product of a levirate marriage & i hope and pray the remaining days of your life be 10 times as painful as the last few seconds of gadaffi in the hands of the libyan rebels.
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 4:53pm On Dec 27, 2014
cao:
Both Xbox Live & PSN were attacked [apparently] by the Lizard Squad (http://kotaku.com/hackers-explain-why-they-supposedly-took-down-psn-and-x-1675448709 ), to be honest I didn't notice, since I spent my PS Christmas on BBC iPlayer. At least I now know why my account was signed off for most of the day. Yippie, my laziness saved me from online gaming wahala.
it's been a power struggle in the last 3 days. the lizard squad D-DOSed PSN & xbox just for the laughs. they said they want sony & microsoft to spend more money on their security and they figured out the best time to do it was the christmas period. grin
Family › Re: Man Fights Wife Cus Dad Bought Her A New Car by coogar: 4:12pm On Dec 27, 2014
tpia003:
Se ori pe ori e daru sha?
whatever that means......it has been re-configured and sent back to the donor/recipient of your x-chromosomes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:01pm On Dec 27, 2014
chrisley024:
When will Jones stop being a donkey angry

Just spoilt the clean sheet
when i said he couldn't defend, the trolls were gnashing their teeth. he just ruined another deserved clean sheet for de gea by sticking out a leg after he was beaten. another defender was covering up for him, why did he choose to stick a leg out & cause a needless penalty?
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 3:57pm On Dec 27, 2014
eemalex:
Yeah I opened Cavani in Christmas package
i opened lahm, falcao, ramos & reus. grin

PSN ruined my christmas after they were attacked by hackers. EA released the 100k megapack on christmas day(12 rare gold players) but i couldn't connect online to get it.
Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 3:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Gbam. With wrinkled skin grin

face she no get. Body resemble pig own character zero grin

you sef try as you dey tolerate am grin
seriously considering getting a restraining order against her. this whöre stalks my life on a daily basis - she's been on my case since the interview thread 2 years ago. she's never seen a guy so hot.

oloshious woman, she is!
when her mates were busy choosing partners in their early 20s, she was pretending to be a bride of christ. menopause has set in & now she is desperate to hook a guy up before 2015.

someone should give her pawpaw's email. midgets should date midgets. grin
Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 3:43pm On Dec 27, 2014
SAMBARRY:
grin with her huge stomach and asss.her obesity is irritating sef. If you see the fats dripping from her arms with stretch marks around them ehen grin
not to mention her bleaching that has caused sun burns on her face and multi colours all over her body grin
body odour nko and her love for colour riot that makes her look like a clown.if you see the hair sef you go vomit. E thick pass majek fashek own. If you know how many years ago comb Don touch am.you go sorry for am.gono carrier grin lipsrsealed
tpia is exactly what every young nigerian woman should pray never to become. she's ugly, fat & vertically challenged.

Hexzyz:
Love is blind they say.
love isn't blind near me.
tpia? of all the maggots on this forum? she's almost 50 for fück's sake!!!
Family › Re: Married Women Using Their Father's Name As Middle Name by coogar: 3:41pm On Dec 27, 2014
tpia0003:
how does it concern you for goodness sake.
can you ever learn to mind your own business?
tpia0003:
obviously you never mind yours, so its understandable why that is not an option for you.
you are a worthless heifer.....

while everyone was busy celebrating christmas with friends & family, you had to go back to 2012 thread to quote? are you that lonely that you even find it difficult to be sane in this festive period?

you have gone from being a christian charlatan to a gangster to a sket all in your bid to get my attention. only a foolish woman like yourself would keep trying the same method over & over again and expecting different result.

your life is full of broken dreams & empty promises.
Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 3:36pm On Dec 27, 2014
Hexzyz:
I think tpia is in love with coogar.
how can a woman in her menopause be in love with me? cheesy
Family › Re: Tpia Is A Godfearing Person, I Dont Find Cheating Attractive. Caveat Emptor by coogar: 3:29pm On Dec 27, 2014
tpia0003:
the original caveat thread, incidentally, was opened because of coogar, who is a born liar and rumour monger.

he usually heads the pack of pathological liars here.

his lies usually involve him mistaking his wet dreams for reality, he lives in a delusional universe.
it shall not be well with you & everything you hold dear. why are you such a sourpuss? who gives a rat's ašs about you? when will you understand my type don't associate with your types. do i have to put it in a yoruba subtitle or something? why can't you just stop copping erëctions for me?

you are too old, too ugly, too short & too idïotic to stand a chance. you didn't open the original caveat thread because of me, you opened it because of the curses placed on you by your father's numerous wives & angry mistresses. let this be the last time you mentioned my username - you accursed village witch.
Family › Re: Christmas Recharge Card Give Away by coogar: 10:03pm On Dec 22, 2014
damiso:
Aunty/uncle stellx if it was indeed the new glo that CC just attached I thought you had loaded before??

Na wa o allow others now..please now wink not saying that cos I also gave out some (how much is it sef) its just that its only fair to give others who have not had any a chance to get one.
damiso.....

no lebara recharge card for ituku citizens? share this wealth reach enugu nau.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:51pm On Dec 22, 2014
nateevs:
What do you expect from a fan of the shortest team in the PL? grin
keky na arsenal fan?
i thought he's chelsea o. grin

can anyone explain how nigeria failed to qualify for nations cup? bloody hell - who will i support next month?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:33pm On Dec 22, 2014
nateevs:
Freaking id10t. He coudn't even jump out of the way.
there's no way chelsea wouldn't have scored from that position. 3 chelsea players versus one stoke defender.

jose's reaction was epic - i think he spoke yoruba. grin

Keky:
I dnt rate assists 4rm cornerkicks sha.
if they are consistent as cesc's, you should start rating them. this is no coincidence or fluke. cesc gives any team extra 15 points from his set-play delivery.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:24pm On Dec 22, 2014
this referee just ruined a classic chelsea counterattack. i woulda slapped him if i were cesc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:21pm On Dec 22, 2014
back to the chelsea game....

what a save from courtois!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:17pm On Dec 22, 2014
buffon saves....
sudden death...if juve scores now, they take the cup.

chiellini is a twät!
he loses the advantage.

buffon saves again.....
let's see if they take advantage this time

parreira loses the advantage again for juventus


napoli wins!
what a dramatic & enjoyable game. this is the best shootout ever.

buffon saved about 4 penalty kicks and still lost. juventus players are useless.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:11pm On Dec 22, 2014
CFCfan:
What game is that?
italian super cup - hosted in qatar.
juventus vs napoli.

2-2 after extra time.
they are in the shootout now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:08pm On Dec 22, 2014
fücking hell....

buffon saves, tevez misses....

arturo vidal to take his shootout....

vidal scores, 1-1.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:05pm On Dec 22, 2014
nateevs:
Can we conclude that Mikel has displaced Oscar from the first team line up?
oscar<<<<<<mikel grin

are you watching the game in doha on skysports 5? tevez + evra + de guzman + pogba are a class ahead of their peers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:55pm On Dec 22, 2014
SetrakusRa: Really Getting Bale won't stop us from getting quality defenders.
excellent point!

yes - we need defenders.....but we cannot wait until we get defenders before spending on the other departments in the team. players like bale don't become available every season - if there's an opportunity to sign him, we should. getting players like him is more difficult than signing defenders.
Family › Re: Discussing Financial Troubles In Marriage by coogar: 8:49pm On Dec 22, 2014
maclatunji: As a man how would you seek to manage a situation where your wife earns more than you do? If you currently experience this and you don't mind, kindly give us insights into how your relationship in terms of finance works.
as a man, you just shouldn't accept that position....regardless of what the wife says. 99% of them will snap back after bearing the burden for 2-3 months. it's the worst situation any man can find himself. tony should have travelled to another state or city to find any kinda job.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:35pm On Dec 22, 2014
parrotibaba:
we don't need bale n besides we wanted him last season n were willing to pay more Dan Madrid but he chose Madrid n I don't think he's eager to leave just yet ...


what we need is a rock in d midfield n three defenders, a right back n d odas central defenders
we need bale!
di maria is the only player with genuine pace we have upfront. rooney/RVP/falcao don't have any sheer pace. this is one of the reasons wilson gets to make the team.

van gaal doesn't see rooney as a striker. rooney's position keep going backwards - from the striking position to trequartista and now to central midfield.....RVP turns 32 next summer. falcao can't sort out his injuries. surely, there's a vacancy for bale to fill in our squad.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:16pm On Dec 22, 2014
Seun:
Which threads do you want on the home page?
the battle threads!
we get marginalised here - and this is by far the most intellectually-stimulating section of the forum. we write creative poetry every time - something the so called artistes in the music industry in nigeria struggle to achieve and we hardly get to the FP.

yet, we see loads of tonto dikeh & mr ibu threads on the FP. many writers here are young and they intend to take their rap career to the top. give them the recognition by putting some of their works on FP. you never know which producer would read their works & contact them for a record deal. oga seun, please tell your mods to give us a look once in a while too.

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