₦airaland Forum

Timbuktou:
Says the girl who pasted her labia on nairaland. Your class is so plentiful, it is the only thing we can see.

i see it differently....
one thing you cannot take away from kanwulia is her consistency. she talks the talk & walks the walk. what you see is what you get. i sincerely believe her love for chimamanda.

in one of chimamanda's musings, she criticised the fact that girls had to be constantly told to cover their legs in public. kanwulia simply followed the guidelines of her role model when she posted that picture.

the real hypocrites here are the ones who call themselves naija feminists(disciples of chimamanda) and still had the gall to criticise kanwulia's actions on that thread. what is decent or indecent is subjective - consistency is the key.

SirShymex:
Lol, hopefully, Seun will include the ignore button soon. You have kids who still live off loose change from their parents, and male friends - yet they have opinions on everything. And they tout independent woman everywhere. They just need to stay away from my posts.

hahahaha - bunch of trust fund babies!

When you meet a married woman, with wealth of experience, on how the institution works - you will know. A girl can never do a woman's job.

plenty of "fake" wives abound here. just go with the flow & know which comment to take serious.

For Xmas, I'll be in South with the fam from 24-27th. I should go to the cinema on the 26th to watch "Exodus" and probably hit the clubs after that. Have you got any plans?

that exodus movie is epic.
ridley scott is a genius - the preview blew me out of my seat. dunno why it took so long for these producers to start picking out stories from the bible.

i'm defly seeing that movie on boxing day. a colleague of mine has a small bash at roof gardens that night as well so it's a pretty tight schedule. where exactly will you be in the south?

Sealeddeal:
Marriage was invented by man to check the competition that arise in search of mating partners. People should understand it and have it at the back of their mind that the so called god's injunctions on marriage are lies. Marriage is not a do or die affair.
I am forced to write this because i have noticed that alot of people are aversed to divorce due to their so called belief that divorce is sinful. People,especially,women have died in their bid to save their marriage,some others have been disfigured in their quest to make their marriage work. You will be destroying the time you need to be happy trying to get married or save your marriage. Having a partner is good but you must not be married and you must not remain married.

so what do you suggest?
just harangue a woman from the streets & put her in the family way?

GANJAFARMER:
I don't want these overzealous mods to hit me again.It is illegal in Nigeria but you and I know that Nigeria's policies on these substances are weak and poorly executed.

Though there are still certain amount that is allowed for recreational use but most Nigerians don't even know their right hence the police will always use them to shine even with one drag of weed.

Though I'll always advice people to avoid being apprehended because the Nigerian police is not sincere ,imagine being caught with just one wrap only for the papers to carry it with pictures of one sack of weed ....They will then say you have the intentions to distribute.

may the gods of ganja be with you....

GANJAFARMER:
Animal dung purely.
Naturally the area itself is fertile we only add the animal dung to facilitate growth.

I'll soon open a thread about it and pictures let's not derail this thread.

Somebody already harassing me about using another moniker,my old moniker and ip address was banned for promoting this peace pipe on nairaland.

don't worry about derailment - the thread got derailed from the first page when the sadducees came out en masse with foam in their mouths.

is ganja legal in nigeria?
do you have to carry a certain weight on you to be legal or any possession of it is illegal?

Danhumprey:
Let's assume that these transfer news/rumours making the rounds,are anything to go by,


Question is,do we really need Gareth Bale at Old Trafford?

of course, we do!
we have to start spending all that money we get from our sponsors. i would rather we get bale & ronaldo than glazers children buying another estate in florida with united's profit.

GANJAFARMER:
Outdoor mostly. They are quality ,grown in the rural areas.

grown with fertilisers or animal dung?

kaboninc:
Some wise posts have been written but the foolish ones just overshadow them.

it's unfortunate there are more foolish comments than the wise ones.....

GANJAFARMER:
Naturally we don't sell it in the farm - But if you want to take it home then you'll have to pay five wraps for 100 naira only.

too cheap to have any quality.
where do you grow them? indoor or outdoor?

GANJAFARMER:
And if you can't smoke Ganja.

Lock yourselves in one room and play this music and find peace within your innermost soul and you can never curse or wish anyone harm.

ganjafarmer - how much do you sell your ganja?

chaircover:
I totally agree
I have more blame for the FIL
He is the elder and should be wiser.

i don't think the FIL is educated.
this is why one must screen one's in laws before walking the aisle. all those money-miss-roads who think they can control everyone because of some ill-gotten wealth. May God deliver nigerian marriages.

Driven:
I wont be happy if my husband ran to his mum to get packs of food just cos I couldnt cook for him one day. Moreso, when it wasnt discussed. By the same token, if I were the husband in this case, I'ld get really angry if my wife showed up at the door with this sort of surprise from her father.

It's simple, if you cant give up the goodies you got from your very rich dad, dont get married to someone who cant give them to you! Stay with him till your mum chases you out.

As a dad, if you cant respect your daughter's marriage, or respect the man in your son-in-law, dont give her out in marriage! A diplomatic dad would have called the daughter aside, told her his intention and asked her to confer with her husband first, as he would only go on to get the car if the husband was okay with it. Anything else is total disrespect of the son-in-law/their marriage.

Life is not that hard; it's simple. Cant stop eating from daddy? Dont get married. Cant stop being your daughter's head? Dont give her out in marriage. Simple.

Lastly, here I am shaking my head in total repulsion at posts like those of chillsause and carefreewannabe. May God help any woman who listens to what they/their like say about marriage on this forum.

edwife:
CC you know i have been reading this thread since yesterday,i just didn't want to comment because of the way the thread turns out(punches) from every angles,don't wanna be caught out in it.
This is not about the car causing an issue or not,but the approach needs to be wise.As a father ,if you know that your daughter is in a good marriage and want to help the young couple,all you need to do is to call both kids and present them with the gift.
I have been there before,and mostly i will be the last to learn what my dad sent to us,not because he is my dad,but because he consider both as his children.
For me,when a father notice that his SIL can't afford a second car for his wife,the best thing to do is to call your SIL and chat with him.....Just try to find out if he is in financial trouble or just not ready to cope with the expenses of a second car,by then he could let him know that he wants to buy the car for his daughter,not to ask for his permission but to inform him of his intention.I don't see how any man will refuse such ...
I don't know,but that's how i see it....

the sane people have finally arrived.
i cannot believe it took 20 pages for the words of wisdom to start pouring in. i was starting to think i am in the land of philistines.

SirShymex:
Lol, a real married woman has spoken.

I'm out!

by their fruits you shall know them.
we know the ones straight from harrods & the ones from oyingbo market.

meanwhile, where are you spending your christmas? any wild party for your geezer?

njokusboy:
Dat smelly kitty cat thread has been giving some people sleepless night oh....
The shoe seems to fit

it's a sensitive topic.
i am surprised that thread hasn't been locked yet by the rants of the whistleblowers. you guys should tone it down a bit before your actions put these divas on a suicide watch.

cococandy:
honestly I don't even know about the incident. But it is obviously cooked up .

You mind yaself

you don't know about the incident but you think it's cooked up? for the second time of asking.... coco + candy, mind yourself o......

Tellmeurmind:
Please I need your advice. Am a married man with kids. Am involved in an extra -marital relationship with a lady in my office.She is an early 30s. Am so much involved with her to the extent that I cannot sleep without seeing her in a day. We have both known that we can’t marry each other but always be together. Any slightest quarrel with her always affects my family at home. She is praying for a Husband and she always tell me about any man who comes her way but with my selfishness ambition I always condemn them. I don’t always want to see her with any man or hearing that a man is calling her. With all these, I still have a strong mind that am blocking her from settling down with her Mr right. I always feel like letting her go but I find it difficult. Please, what do I do to let her go?

if you feel that strongly about her, why not eat your cake & have it - marry her or keep her as a mistress. i don't see any bondage here, she's a full blown adult with the mental capacity to consent. you are in love with another woman, your first step to redemption is admitting you have been bitten by a love-bug.

does your wife know her?

arsenal - 35% possession in a 90 minute game. their lowest in 11 years or since OPTA started compiling stats.....yet they got a point at anfield.

when are we going there?

cococandy:
oh oh . So you heard it via hearsay at the foot of the elderly ones ehn?
Ok.
But i'm sure you added a few twists to what you heard so that it will very palatable for cases like this.

Imagine your big fib. Ladies begging him to be the mother of his kids even the married ones?
Coogar fear God. Today is Sunday

there's no single fib in what i posted.
how are you even sure we are talking about the same incident? cococandy, mind yourself o.....

cococandy:
@ bolded
If I was a prepub then , then I'm sure you hadn't been born then as EVERYONE knows that i'm older than you .
So where did you hear the story from?

everyone knows you are older? really?
if you put an ear to the ground, sit at the foot of the elderly ones here, then you are bound to hear about the urban legend of the last half century.

cococandy:
Chai coogar. What do you gain from exaggeration and lying

you were still a prepubescent girl when the incident happened. you wouldn't have had access to the internet then.

SirShymex:
Dayuuuum!!!
Coogz, don't tell me the women on this forum are that desperate and dumb?

majority of them have the emotional make up of a 9-year-old girl. they are easily impressed.

Who's that nyggah? - he has to be the greatest dream seller to ever walketh on NL!!

Definitely a first ballot hall of fame candidate!

the nigga cleaned out....
money, gadgets, several invitation letters to UK/USA from the gullible desperate women you see around here.

annawhite:
cougar ........

you wanna know what rhymes with annawhite? the loff of my life.

where have you been? merry christmas in advance. i might pay you a visit before the new year so keep my beers chilled.

olivia pope has given all these dirty side chics a voice. gone are the days side-chics remain in the shadows - in this day & age, side chics are more vocal than the main chics.

5minsmadness:
Also it shows the futility in being straightforward in a relationship. Most girls will say no if you ask for sex outright; but tell her she's pretty and buy her nice stuff and show her you are not afraid to be the alpha male and take charge of her and before you know it you are in her bed. Then after when you want to move on she'll start shouting why you didn't ask for sex outright. Duh, cos she would have said no!

All it takes to get into a man's bed is to ask. A girl doesn't even have to be pretty, just have basic assets and that's it

that's exactly the point, my brother.
did you see the chic that poured chocolate drink on the dude? women think it's disrespectful when you ask them for sex point blank. when men lie their way into their undies, they still think it's immoral.......

what exactly do women want?

LordReed:
Don't worry I will hire you to wash it then I'll collect the hug, LoL!

odin forbid!
that task is your forte. patronising the weaker sėx to get your napë rubbed is the main objective of any skët-saving captain.

you remind me of a folklore i heard about years ago. there was this dude(i was told) on this forum with your attitude. he would defend the womenfolk to the hilt. he even confessed to having washed undies of his partners in the past & reh reh reh.

few weeks after his self-confession, about a dozen chics bombarded his email begging him to have their babies. some of the dozen chics included married women & a 44-year-old tpia. as far as the dude was concerned, it was mission accomplished.

few months later, same chics came on NL to cry how they have been scammed by the dude. half of them withdrew their students loans & personal savings to consolidate their union with this dude. in the end, they got burnt with multiple gnashing of the teeth.

the brainless bimbos consigning your comments & copping clïtoral erectiöns with your comments don't deserve my pity. don't get me wrong - i ain't saying you are a scammer & even if you are one, it's not my intention to knock your hustle. the whimsical coogar just wonders if history will repeat itself......scratch that, the cynical coogar wants history to repeat itself.

elampiro:
Offiside trap is not an intelligent play? Ukwu!!!

Jones has been our highest rated player since August ending till date.

by the virtue of the weak teams he faced in the early parts of the season when most of his teammates in the defence were out injured. swansea? sunderland? burnley? my granny will score high points those type of teams.

sell jones, buy varane!

elampiro:
May be u didn't see his offside traps. They were pefect and helped to reduce threats on us.

which stûpid offside traps?
that's the incompetence of a defender, relying on traps to catch offensive players instead of reading the game intelligently.

Beteke only ate him once, and that was a misunderstanding between Jones and anther of our player.

he was eaten throughout the game. mcnair & blackett have both given better performances than jones.

Before the arrival of Rojo, Jones was the best central defender in our team after Gaal had tried Evans, Smalling and Jones in the middle of three man defence. Jones was the only one who was composed in 3-5-2. Smalling was shaking shaking.

smalling was the MOTM at arsënal & he was surrounded by rookies & makeshift defenders. he passes the ball better than jones & he wins more aerials than jones.

Remember too, Jones came into the middle when we needed o go look for goals. We not been behind in score before, since return of Carrick. This is just one match. Too early to conclude.

jones is wack....
after all his training & watching rio/vidic, he hasn't learnt jack. he just runs around like a fool. he doesn't know how to lead & command his area. the only quality jones has is when he travels with the ball, other than that he's a defensive liability.

* Smalling was so good that DDG always won the MOTM?

smalling was the MOTM at the emirates - he gave a world class performance that night. against hull, smalling clocked 8.36 rating via his performance - a number jones hasn't smelt yet this season.

Chillisauce:
Coogar, can I have the grass you are smoking that keeps you agile 24hrs.

Your fingers no dey pain you ni??

it's bolivian cocaine....100% pure.
however, i am not sure you are over the legal age to take some......so stick to your snuff for now.

Ilekokonit:
In other words, women don't like men who are sincere with them but will adore a man who pretends he is giving them what he is not. And to think that women have always being like that even since 1748.

In fact, the man is also saying that only weak men trust women. Now that is scary.

if you are sincere with a woman, you would get burnt. give her an inch & she's taking a mile. women often say men lie a lot but can women really really handle the truth?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyySRgrYsU

that's a social experiment for you.

Truckpusher:


They call them 'IYOROBO'

iyorobo?
what does that mean?

LordReed:
Thanks!

colonel save-a-sket!
i am sure you are copping nocturnal erëctions with all these psyches. na your types dey wash undies for woman so she can give you a hug.

LordReed:
LoL chei coogar make you try use some of that logic wey you dey always yarn about now. What is the thing you use in consumating a marriage, bicycle riding? Bwahaha.

you just love arguing against logic to reiterate that you are the undisputed colonel save-a-sket. various factors can undermine the self confidence of either of the partners. that is set in stone.

Nope but that is not the point. Your mother coming into your house and determining what you will eat is not undermining your wife's competence but your authority as the man of the house.

how does the mother feeding her son undermines the son's authority. there you go again with your uncanny ability to argue against logic. son sits in the living room watching a football game & mother cooks for him - and his authority is questioned?

if this is true, how come your FIL buying your wife a car doesn't undermine your authority? you don't know how to argue. it's as if you are one of those gold-diggers that rely on your FILs for handouts.

Car and food are on the same level because they are both gifts. Is a second wife a gift? Is a second wife a utility item? Is a second wife a piece of good that can be put in storage or used by any member of the family? Apparently the qualitative analysis you were taught was how to make imaginary scenarios.

car & food aren't on the same level.
how much is food? the mother bringing food to the house doesn't necessarily suggest you lack food in your house or you can't afford food. your FIL buying you a car puts your financial responsibility into scrutiny. he bought it cos you couldn't afford one = which also means you aren't a competent hubby = which also means you are infidel that cannot provide for family.

now, that's qualitative analysis!

SAMBARRY:
So why is this same issh not applicable to mother in law issh coming to your house to dictate when to cook what to cook when you should go out what to wear. Why mother in law versus daughter in law issh full here with the same old tolerate her story. Why you no advice her to lash her mother in law for intruding into her home affairs

you would never see me egging on MILs to bully housewives. MILs should stay in her hubby's house and should only visit when invited. the era of nosey parents invading homes is well & truly over.

i don't even tolerate fathers of girlfriends putting their nose in my business, let alone FILs. he would get verbally lashed if he questions my authority. if i ain't good enough for his trust fund babydaughter, he should never make the mistake of giving her to me. once i cross that bridge, there's a limit to his interference & visits.

my house, my rules, my headship!

elampiro:
You canno judge with one match, particularly someone's first match in a position. When Samalling got a red card the other day, it was like the worst reader of a match. Then he bounced back.

Jones showed today he understood best how to catch opposition with offside traps. That was what Rafael didn't understand the other time we played 2-2. Blackett and Evans line up with Jones and we got it right 3/3 to prevent great threats against us.

jones is a lunatic.
who was he catching offside? he's a deer in the headlights. smalling didn't perform badly against city, he only mistimed a tackle & got a red card - something rooney(with all his experience) has also been guilty of this season.

jones on the other hand doesn't fill you with confidence. he cannot defend & he cannot lead, he just runs around like a bumbling oaf. benteke just ate him up today. something smalling couldn't have allowed in the central defence.

smalling is our best central defender
jones & evans are global liabilities. benteke just shat on them throughout the game.

can't wait for smalling to get back.....

LordReed:
You and the crackhaus comparing cars to second wives are the ones with the simplistic minds because all you think about is fucking.

you are the one that brought sėx into this issue. no has mentioned anything about sėx.

I think is height of disrespect to watch your mother come in and take over your home. Are you a man for crying out loud? How does your mother come IN TO YOUR HOME to come and start determining what you will eat? The FIL on the other hand has not invaded your home or made any decision for you, he gave a gift. The best comparison for MILs is her bringing food stuff so you will now get angry that your MIL did not call you to say I am bringing food for you guys o. What kind of childishness is this for Petes sake?

so it's until someone invades your home that one undermines your competence? it's baffling that you compare food to a car. how does any food calls out your competence as a hubby? were you starving before your MIL brought in the food? come on, man - did you skip qualitative analysis classes in school?

Ilekokonit:
He probably saved his son from many a heartbreak.

he must have saved heartbreaks & stopped loads of bastârds brought in by cheating partners.

they almost adore that man who talks more seriously to them, and who seems to consult and trust them; I say, who seems; for weak men really do, but wise ones only seem to do it."

this bit carried a powerful message.
in other words, make it seem you are doing it without doing it.