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Bimffo:

bimffo, the tea boy!
if nihilist isn't going to drink the tea you prepared, bring me a cuppa please.

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van persie is a genius....
to bring this long, high ball down with his left leg & score from an acute angle is just pure ingenuity. i just realised the chance wasn't as easy as it looked during the game.

StarBoard:
for once since the fergie era we have something positive to shout about.
I hope Liverpool remain in the funk they are in right now.

we might draw the game - this is their champions league final - liverpool can lose to all the teams in nigeria but they will still give united a tough game. we only stand a chance if di maria & rafael get back into the starting XI.

off topic,Where is debosky who was talking about CL and limousines?

he's probably crouched behind a setee wishing jesus would come back.

StarBoard:
cant say anymore.
at the end if the day it's the result that counts. so far van gaal is getting them despite the issues he has to deal with.

Moyes is already displaying his ineptitude at Sociedad. I wonder why people think he was hard done by at United when his results were nothing to write home about.

moyes needs rooney, valencia & jones @ sociedad to excel in spain.

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from 10th position to 3rd - after 5 consecutive league wins. we must beat liverpool this weekend - not because i want us to catch city or anything but because of what they did to moyes' team last season.

vengeance on my mind.

StarBoard: all van gaal does is write notes at the sideline so he is not good enough to be united manager because he doesn't prance around the sidelines like a crazy grasshopper.

5 wins in a row - no one is talking about van gaal not leaving his seat again. chelsea fans dunno better - they have a mourinho who acts like a street urchin in the technical area - no wonder they expect a gentleman like van gaal to be screaming like a rhesus monkey on the touchline.

upon all moyes' standing at the technical area, he was 6 points poorer at this stage last season. we are the most in-form team in the league in spite of the crippling injuries to the squad. what's not to be happy about?

StarBoard:
not a fair comparison.
moyes didnt spend £160million.

that's true o!
moyes had grade B players - he had no single support from woodward. fergie took all the players that won the league the previous season into his retirement. all moyes had was büttner, fellaini & varela.

before nihilist causes more distraction with his "luck" theory, this is the situation report....

moyes
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van gaal
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david moyes is a genius.

BinghiNya:
Rooney is still his captain as I am typing this piece

bwahahahaha
rooney will win a ballon d'Or for being united's captain.

nyabingo, it's time to roll that ganja again and tell me what position we are occupying right now.

BinghiNya:
Coogar said he won't see me cos RVP scored a brace, where was he all these days, rooney was self-service but his delivery got united the winner, that was his first game coming back from injury

he's scored more league goals than rooney so he's been around - you have not noticed cos you are probably his hater.

StarBoard:
im thinking the back four should have gotten used to playing with different players week in week out

if we have a consistent back four with injury curse in midfield/attack, our play would have more fluency. i just pity de gea - having to play with different defenders every league game must be horrific for him.

meanwhile did you see Moyes destroy Villareal yesterday?
We are really missing him.
A lot of stupidity has been perpetuated on this thread of late.

moyes will win manager of the year - it takes some kinda heavenly brilliance to crash the champions of england to 7th place & still get paid for it

as per the stüpidity brewed on this thread by the unbelievers, what do you expect from pundits with goat-brains? the same people told us de gea will never make it at united - they said he was poor with ball-handling.

StarBoard:
fella is grinding out results.
but I think he needs to rejig the squad. Fellaini is starting to become something of a liability. We need our regular fbs as well. they provide fluidity.

fellaini had his good moments & really shïtty ones to be fair to him. however, 70% of the team had a poor performance.

young, RVP, de gea are the only players that can walk with their heads high. we need a consistent back four. until then, expect more painful performances like this one.

chic2pimp:
. Who hijacked your account?

rooney ran with the ball for 40 yards.....he even bent his run diagonally to allow the fullbacks to catch up & support him & the indolent valencia just stood there ball-watching. if you see how rooney screamed at him, valencia woulda shat his pants.

StarBoard:
tricky run if you ask me.
but we definitely need to improve.

by the way, I hope van persie is good enough to play for United given the criticism he's recieved here.

you won't see nyabingo now....
on a night rooney was ultimately shyte, van persie delivered the goods again. his control, hold up play & runs were magnificent. if rooney has 10% of van persie's first touch, he would be better than ronaldo.

Danhumprey:
Bwuahahahaha! Some Chelshit fans are gonna experience heart attack!

See how they have all gone quiet. Smh.

we let our footie do the talking - it wasn't pretty but let's give van gaal some credits. who else can play 2 wingers, 1 DM & 1 newbie centre-half in the defence and win 5 league games in a row?

this is the first time we have won 5 league games in a row in more than 2 years. however, i still believe moyes would have won all the 15 league games this season if we had kept him.

Odunharry:
Nihilist our friend

he gets too emotional over LVG.

LVG keeps breaking his heart - by the time we beat pool this weekend, i expect nihilist & the pro-moyes crew to be put on a suicide watch.

Nihilist:
Naaah...I have gone to baff with Ice cold water. I am still in shock my guy.
I never see this kain luck before. Even sky commentator just said it now.

when united win, it's luck. when hazard dives to win a penalty that becomes the winner for chelsea, it's brilliance.

how come moyes didn't have this luck? scratch that, moyes woulda won 6-0 tonight with the same squad.

nihilist - are you drinking your tea now?

codedguy1:
De Gea earning his pay!

if we had a defence half as consistent as chelsea, de gea wouldn't have conceded any goal this season. we make him work harder than he should.

van persie & young have been the best outfield players.

valencia is a bastärd - why didn't he support rooney's run there - he nearly let southampton get an equaliser there.

Odunharry:
Super De gae
Rooney is something else

can't blame rooney there - that run needed support from the fullbacks....

Odunharry:
Evans should never be use in any of our match again

he brought the uneasiness into the defence. he's very useless. i hate his guts these days.

Nihilist:
Why do you keep bringing Chelsea matter into Manyoo vs Southampton?

because you are bütthurt that United are closing down on your position.

van persie shames you again!!

Nihilist:
What kind of luck is this for God's sake?

so it's now luck?
not the number of attempted shots?

Nihilist:
So it's idiotic to expect Rooney+RVP+Mata to score against Fonte(Who?)+Yoshida(Who?)+Clyne+Bertrand(Chelsea and Villa reject)?
It's idiotic to expect Fellaini(£27 million)+Hererra(£28 million) to compete against Steven Davis(£880k) and Victor Wanyama(12.5 million)?

it's not idiotïc to expect costa(£30m) + hazard(£35m) + cesc(£30m) + willian(£30m) to subdue a newcastle side whose defence is worth less than £10m.

Omo see excuses....

what has money gotta do with having make-shift defenders covering 75% of the defence unit?

Tval:
^^Before the match you never said that oga ade

cos i knew smalling was going to be injured before the game, didn't i?

mumu!!!

wayne rooney is a disgrace - if that is what £300k gets you from a corner then jesus should come back.

rooney is worthless!

united have:

valencia(winger)
young(winger)
carrick(defensive midfielder)
rojo(centre-half).....

.....in the defence and some idïotic rivals expect us to steamroll southampton. yet, these yeye fans had their best defenders on show on saturday when cisse impregnated them with a twin of bush babies!

coded01:
Luck!!!

there's no luck in football...
if van persie didn't anticipate the defender was going to pass back to his goalie, he wouldn't have scored. that's football intelligence!

Nihilist:
2 shots all half! TWO!!!!

What an improvement

it's not the number of shots or possession that matters, it's the chance conversion that counts.

this was the stat of your decapitation at st james' park on saturday & you left there with zero points. by your logic, chelsea shoulda won 4-1.


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igbsam:
Not just rooney, where is mata ? Haven't see much of him.

the problem is the distribution...
if we can't pass it from the back, just let de gea locate fellaini with a long ball...:we keep inviting pressure on ourselves & southampton are exploiting the lack of confidence in the defence.

Nihilist:
Southampton has 56.9% posessesion and 6 shots.
Manyoo has 43.1% and 1shot from that awoof goal.
Improved play under LVG
Bimffo abeg on kettle for tea jor.

was that why your team lost to newcastle?

johnny evans is a disgrace!

igbsam:
I dey tell u. British players are damn too lazy.

Are you guys seeing what's happening to our defence ? Lawd have mercy o!

they are mostly indisciplined.
it cuts across all levels in this country. they drink they smoke they do drügs with a huge sense of entitlement even when they don't deserve it.

if john terry @ 34 is starting all league games plus the other competitions they play, our young lads have no excuse. johnny evans is a püssy. see how the defence became porous the moment smalling left.

we need to score 2 goals or more in every game to cop 3 points. rooney has been shytë in this game.

igbsam:
Its time we overhaul our defence. Sell all of them and replace them jor! What is this ? One match, one injury

in the next 2-3 weeks, the transfer window will open. sell all the british defenders minus mcnair & blackett. they are all sell-outs & none of them can complain they weren't given their chance.

chrisley024:
Good assist

van persie was already running towards the goalie before the pass was made.

smalling injured again? all these players should be sold. they are not made for this league.

van persie is a witch....

what a goal!

intelligence extraordinaire!!!!

rooney has no vision.
twice now, young has made himself available with loads of space, rooney keeps passing it to crowded area. he can only make passes to the direction he faces.

igbsam:
He is using both of them upfront. The midfield looks impressing too and Carrick seems to fall back behind the midfielders with support from fellaini (not sure though).

we just have to pull through this - hopefully, di maria gets back next week against liverpool. if we can avoid stüpid mistakes & go for it then we should be fine. there's loads of creativity in that midfield & attack....the bench isn't bad as well.

sublimes:
Seriously I don't know why Van Gaal is so stubborn. What is it with this 3-5-2 formation? Anyways 3points for us this night!

we don't have RB & LB....
give this guy a break for feck's sake - we don't have any personnel in the full-back department of the defence so using 3 defenders makes sense....do any of you trust valencia & young as full-backs? if rafael & shaw are fit, we wouldn't be playing this formation.

Ibime:
Just watched the Diz vs Cass battle

Cass came with a lot of generic rhymes but still enough to take the battle cos Diz is corny

1st round - Cass
2nd round - Diz clearly
3rd round - Cass

he's not battled in 12 years....
he will not know which bars are generic or which isn't & this is exactly why i expected diz to crush cass cos cass should normally struggle with the new era of battling.

well, diz gave an interview after the brawl & admitted he was sloppy & cass was smoother & cleaner with his bars. he gave excuses that he woulda won clearly on the first day & loads of other shyte people like us will never know was going on - he was referring to street gangs interfering with the battle behind the curtain.

diz is bítch-made - he always moans!