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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:17pm On Dec 10, 2014
afrodoc:
LVG is unlikely to start McNair in d nxt match against Liverpool esp since he pulled him out in the last one for lack of confidence
i think he will start him again. LVG is obsessed with young players. he took paddy out to protect him from the wrath of the media who would have given him bad press had we lost or dropped points.

the liverpool game is a new chapter. blackett did worse @ leicester & he strolled back into the team after completing his suspension. paddy wasn't that bad on the night - a lot of the so called old players were found wanting too. only young, van persie & de gea played well.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles Top 10 Netcees Of 2014 by coogar: 2:11pm On Dec 10, 2014
Ibime:
Darkrebel, Ksslib and Jigsaw were the most consistent in dropping bars, the rest just chatters although Darkrebel did plenty chatting as well, he brought many bars also.

Oldies şuch as myself, Mikuz and Emaprince were slowing down this year.

Coogar cannot make any list for dropping 2 legitimate verses in the year (against Sid and Me). His verse against Mikuz. . . well, I don't want to open old arguments but 75% of that verse was bitten.
craze dey worry you!
i should be #1 on anyone's list if i want to be arrogant. the battle that got this section on FP was by coogar & my homeboy(sid). the best battle verse this year was by coogar. what's the point writing for newbies who stand no chance to win against the vets in the first place?

only battlers with a low self esteem like mikuz can join the king's tournament to beat newbies who mostly aren't seasoned enough to win tourneys. i could have joined the tourney and freestyled to win it. i had 3 top-tier battles this year - it's much better than the 50 or 88 battles you & kim had respectively.

the battle against mik had no single bitten verse from it. kim Kardashian angle, fadeyi oloro angle, fabrice muamba angle, chibok/C4 angle, etc are all scripted from the poison pen of coogar. you cannot find them anywhere. y'all bullies can keep battling the newbies but those kinda brawls are worth less than a steamy pile of shyte.
Family › Re: Woman Attempts Murder Of Husband By Poisoning Her Vagina by coogar: 1:28pm On Dec 10, 2014
echobee:
angry angry angry. If i give u e-slap tongue
even if you jump & take a swing at me, your arms wouldn't reach my knee.
Family › Re: Why Do Divorce Laws Discriminate Against Men? by coogar: 12:40pm On Dec 10, 2014
Timbuktou:
The percentage difference accounts for those instances where the women would be worse off after divorce. Trust women at your own peril.
lol....i'd rather trust a mamba. my problem is with the men who are this wealthy & still decide to marry. after a certain threshold, millionaires who marry are setting themselves to a big plunge.

Scott Young is a dummy. Once he knew he couldn't win, he should have just settled out of court, even if it meant forking out more than he wanted to. The ex wife + divorce machinery > ex husband. Fact.
it must be the psychological effect. he managed to beat the £300m payout to a mere £25m but it cost him 6 years of legal battle & a 6-month prison term. many people still think he had that money stashed somewhere - that's why his suicide shocked the world.

Per women being more virtuous in the past than now, I'd have to disagree. The truth is back then, society had an effective system of checks and balances on behaviour and relations between the sexes to account for the nature of both sexes. Today, there's some sort of deregulation in theory(but really a regulation for men and subsidisation for women entering relationships) and as a result, men get the short end of the stick. Manginas are fvcking it up for men daily and the dating/marriage market is one fvcked up venue.
women were still virtuous back then. check the behavioural attitude these days compared to then. these horrible divorce laws were existing then too but many women prefer to be married than remain single - due to the social stigma.
Family › Re: Woman Attempts Murder Of Husband By Poisoning Her Vagina by coogar: 12:33pm On Dec 10, 2014
echobee:
hmmmmmm? lipsrsealed who re d headmasters them? tongue
you are one of them.....a seasoned headmistress!
Family › Re: Woman Attempts Murder Of Husband By Poisoning Her Vagina by coogar: 12:18pm On Dec 10, 2014
poison in the vägina?
well - all ye headmasters......be vigilant when deciding to dive down there. women ain't messing about these days. grin
Family › Re: Why Do Divorce Laws Discriminate Against Men? by coogar: 12:12pm On Dec 10, 2014
Timbuktou:
Women will go to the source of most comfort, it's in their nature. What I don't get is why brothers still set themselves up for failure with the misguided notion of love and making honest women outta them.
brothers who set themselves to fail have their mothers breathing down their necks to get married. our mothers have forgotten that the virtuous woman died in their generation & what we have these days are advanced gold-diggers.

scott young fell to his death yesterday after his wife wanted £300m payout & £27,000 per month in child maintenance....he was treated awfully by the family court. he was forced to cough out £25m for the wife within a month, he went to jail for 6 months cos the court claimed he refused to disclose all his assets....

now that he's dead, i hope his ex-wife is happy that her daughters no longer have a father cos of her greed. she dragged him from one court to abother for 6 years.....£27k per month in maintenance fees? the average salary per year in britain is £30k & a woman got £27k a month? cheesy grin

i am surprised the divorce rate isn't 95% already. women are slacking. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:58am On Dec 10, 2014
aguero out for the next 4-6 weeks....silva also out till next year. we can catch city if we get our wounded lads back into fitness. it's time to take advantage, mr. LVG!
Family › Re: Why Do Divorce Laws Discriminate Against Men? by coogar: 11:54am On Dec 10, 2014
Timbuktou:
Lol. The cheek.
without the big divorce payouts women mostly get, the divorce rate would be much lower. if there's any means to make more money, people(especially women) would take advantage of it.
Family › Re: Why Do Divorce Laws Discriminate Against Men? by coogar: 11:47am On Dec 10, 2014
Timbuktou:
Lol. I guess she's got some value only the billionaire saw for him to concoct such an elaborate scam. The courts are foolish for once. She does deserve two-thirds of his assets. Bloody thief.
you are right!
she deserves 90% of his wealth. imagine a billionaire duping a young innocent woman into marriage. she went through a harrowing experience of having twins for him only to discover he had a first wife somewhere. grin cheesy
they shoulda given her everything he owns.
Family › Re: Why Do Divorce Laws Discriminate Against Men? by coogar: 11:39am On Dec 10, 2014
Timbuktou:
Nna mehn, no be small thing. Let's assume she didn't really know, na half him assets be fair and just compensation? grin
Women make me laugh, but these pvssy niggahs make me wanna cry.
who wouldn't know a billionaire is married? come on.....the lives of rich people are like an open book. everyone knows them - it's like saying we don't know dangote has a wife.

imagine a nigerian woman saying she was duped into marrying a billionaire, a woman that doesn't have $1 next to her name was duped into marrying a wealthy man? grin
Family › Re: Why Do Divorce Laws Discriminate Against Men? by coogar:
Timbuktou:
Because of feminism and the manginas that protect feminists. Any man that marries in the west without adequate protection of his assets is an ediot. Marriage is a slave house for men in the west and the female sheep here want to make it so, let's see how it goes.

Women only divorce if there's anything to be gained from it, disincentivise divorce and watch marriage become instantly better and fair.
take the case of that fraudulent mrs ogbedo - she claims she was duped into marrying a nigerian billionaire - she wants half of his assets cos she never knew the billionaire had a first wife.

can you imagine this level of stupidity? how can anyone claim they never knew a wealthy billionaire had a wife before marrying them? the british courts used their common sense for once, they have asked her to pay back £100,000(his legal costs) & she gets nothing in return.

any skank can get married to mike adenuga secretly then claim she never knew he's married with kids thus she was duped into marrying him. she wants a divorce in a british court & she wants half of his assets. grin

fraudulent money-hungry twäts!
Family › Re: Why Do Divorce Laws Discriminate Against Men? by coogar: 9:22am On Dec 10, 2014
70% of all divorces are initiated by the women & you have to think the reason most of them do this is because of the incentive attached.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles Top 5 New Netcees Of 2014. by coogar: 10:05pm On Dec 09, 2014
teddybiyasi didn't make it?
Family › Re: Why Is MARITAL RAPE Considered To Be A CRIME? by coogar: 9:29pm On Dec 09, 2014
SAMBARRY:
same way your colleagues do @n@l sek with goats and sheeps


chilli sauce where's that pin shore again sef grin
and your own colleagues don't shäg horses & pigs? cheesy is bestiality restricted to men? sambarry, you need nutrients!
Family › Re: Why Is MARITAL RAPE Considered To Be A CRIME? by coogar: 4:00pm On Dec 09, 2014
Lordabas:
A husband has rights over his wifes body and similarly a woman has rights over her husband's!
Sömetimes wives deny sex to their husbands to blackmail them forcing them to take this step.
Its better to rape your wife than to visit a prostitute or have extramarital sex.
If a woman dutifully fulfills her responsibilities, such a situation wont arise where a husband has to force himself on her.

I feel marital rape shouldn't be regarded as a crime, and the courts should see the reason why the husband was induced into taking this drastic step!


Pls Share Your thoughts huh huh
if your wife doesn't want sëx, go & fùck someone else. i doubt she would complain about it. marital räpe is a crime. even if it's not listed as a crime, it's ethically & morally disgusting. why will i want to have sex with a woman that doesn't want me? how do some men get to do the deed knowing the woman resents the act?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:52pm On Dec 09, 2014
AirborneLacer: Coogar I'd appreciate it if you'd stop quoting me. I have a huge respect for you here but then, I only wish to relate with mates who understands what a good debate is, not dudes who tend to indulge in snide remarks and insults when defeat lurks their way.
you sound like you are on your first day of your menstrual cycle. when you open your mouth like there's no nervous system controlling your senses, you seem to forget anything you say can be used against you.

don't cry now cos you were undressed publicly? look at how nihilist is taking the ribbing like a gentleman. just bide your time & wait for when you will have a say. don't get bütthurt cos you got lashed sharia style.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2014
StarBoard:
the one who can't tell his thumb from his elbow?
Hardly surprising.

The one who mutated from El Goato giving us MNF class punditry.
Priceless comedy from another monkey pretending to be a football fan.
cheiiii, there's no chance airbornelacer would recover from these haymakers. have mercy, biko.
Family › Re: S.O.S. Saving The 'Black Family' From Extinction. by coogar:
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:39am On Dec 09, 2014
PietroRico:
why so much emphasis on yesterday's match?
Yea, his confidence could be on and off.
This happens when he gets injured
No one can deny that a jonny evans with confidence is a terrific defender.
i was one of evans' biggest fan some seasons back. he's the most comfortable in possession even when we had vidic & rio. when he's on his shyte, he's a terrific lad but the poor days seem to be outnumbering the good ones in the last 2 seasons or so.

Van gaal has got even the youngs and fellainis of this world to play decent football.
young, RVP & de gea were our best players yesterday. they were almost flawless.

Even smalling is no longer afraid of the ball.

We'll all be here to see evans chew strikers up for launch in a short while.
can't wait to have him fit & firing. we need a constant figure in that back line. we are 80% worse off when we don't have rafael. he needs to get back. if we can keep rafael, rojo & evans fit for the festive period, we can beat everyone till january.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
PietroRico:
shocked how many times has he even played this season?
that's exactly why i criticise him.
to whom much is given, much is expected. after the departure of the old guards(rio + vidic + evra), you expect evans to step up & be the natural leader in that back line but what do you get?

even when he's fit, he plays heart attack football. he nearly gave southampton a penalty with a useless tackle in the box when paddy gave the ball away. how difficult can it be to defend? his confidence is off & on. he's too unreliable.

PietroRico:
grin grin
That looser abi lacer dude is full of crap.
I'm patiently waiting for him to come and embarrass himself further in an attempt to save face grin
he will have something to say - "united were lucky, the ref helped us again, eclipse of the moon & sun favoured united & reh reh reh"

no one remembers southampton themselves scored from a goalmouth scramble. ricochets, pinballs before the ball fell for pelle to strike the equaliser.

nihilist has given up already - we have turned him from a vocal poster into a timid mouse. he only observes from a distance these days - van gaal proving critics wrong since 1689. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
PietroRico:
Lol
grin someone just called koeman and his team serious title challengers grin grin grin

My belle oo
coogar: that's how to tell the people who have actually watched the premier league for years & those who started in 2013.

hull, blackpool, swansea have had similar runs in the past only to slip into mediocrity. southampton? serious challengers? osuofiason has a better chance shaggïng beyonce.
https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/1184#27732004

we didn't even wait till january to prove airbornelacer is a novice about how this league works. who has seen him since yesterday? is he alright? this negro practically laid his life on southampton becoming chelsea's closest rivals.

chelsea fans are mostly knuckleheads...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:07am On Dec 09, 2014
if we want to dry-snitch like you renties, we would report bimfo's deliberate trolling to the mods but snitching isn't what we condone here. we can rib people and we are not proud to receive ribbings as well.

this is why we are the REALEST here!
Family › Re: Radical Feminism: PIV(Pen1s In Vag1na) Is Always R*ape. by coogar: 1:47am On Dec 09, 2014
Stillfire:
See what I just found about the husband from wiki...

Stoltenberg was life partner to Andrea Dworkin for thirty-one years (eventually marrying), although he considers himself gay grin
i told you. grin
no normal man would put up with andrea. i doubt they had sėx throughout that 31 years. grin
Family › Re: Radical Feminism: PIV(Pen1s In Vag1na) Is Always R*ape. by coogar: 1:36am On Dec 09, 2014
Stillfire:
Just checked wikipedia and she was married till her death in 2005 shocked. In fact she was married twice. Wikipedia lists her husband as a radical feminist too. I'm sure she's your type of woman, you like them fiery and plump.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Dworkin_on_After_Dark.JPG
her husband?
are you sure her husband is not a woman with a permanent strap-on around her groin?

no wonder she's a feminist - she's morbidly obese. who would sleep this whale? she's so fat her blouse has stretch marks. grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:13am On Dec 09, 2014
YoungDaNaval:
hahahahahahahaha oga ah dan miss you die. Abeg wetin dey xup?
kim got bodybagged by warriblood! grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 12:59am On Dec 09, 2014
YoungDaNaval:
This Erigga Blood Dey Hot oh! Abeg Who Missed Me? Where Ma Niggaz @?

Gladys how far?
young da fücking naval....
for going on exile without letting me know, you owe the house 600 tubers of yam, 60 cows & 35 virgin babes from babcock university.

you have 2 days to pay up...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:50am On Dec 09, 2014
Bimffo:
1stly, we will still get our revenge.. Just put that 1 for 1 side..

2ndly, Ruudie got himself banned without our help.. None of U ordered for Music after Saturday night.. Ruudie was just searching for Videos related to the post, Which was Senseless and fūcking Childish..

I was not pained about Chelsea loss.. Nah!!! 1st Loss of the season.?? It was going to come 1 time na.. It was expected..

Ask Odunharry, I already predicted a Wearside thrashing for Chelsea..
he got under your skin....that's enough joy for all united fans.

ruudie - wherever you may be, you are a legend for putting these rent boys where they belong. cool
Family › Re: Radical Feminism: PIV(Pen1s In Vag1na) Is Always R*ape. by coogar: 12:48am On Dec 09, 2014
Stillfire:
Sorry, didn't mean to be harsh. Anyway the ideology was first propagated by Andrea Rita Dworkin in the 80's and she was molested. It is not new.
On the other hand, these are first world tete a tete while sipping tea.
In our country, we are still fighting for things like a woman reaching her full potential without seeking permission to reach self actualization from her 'master' husband or people measuring a woman's hymen and debating if she can wear white on her wedding day.
i am surprised you even know who andrea dworkin. she's at least responsible for 90% of the bad press feminism gets. she's a lunatic.

this quote of hers still makes me laugh...

all heterosexual intercourse is räpe because women, as a group, are not strong enough to give meaningful consent.

this woman must think women are dorks. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:30am On Dec 09, 2014
StarBoard:
Seriously Ruudie got banned because of them?
No wonder. One of them was asking me why I wss taking their loss "so personal". Surprisingly its the one person you would respect from their end.
They talk a good game but can't take what they give.
shame on chelsea fans....
they cannot take ordinary ribbing - they know how to camp on this thread & arsënal thread to dish out ribbing. just one loss & they dry-snitched ruudie.

StarBoard:
not sure we would buy this January.
Woody says we are unlikely to spend.
By the way whats with the glazers selling their shares?
LVG will be stupïd not to bring in at least one more defender, i have no single confidence in those british boys at the back. evans is like a chicken. smalling is a fowl & jones is a malnourished turkey. we should get rid of these lads & buy unbreakable defenders.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:26am On Dec 09, 2014
StarBoard:
I think we should focus on consolidating a top 4 slot. The reality is that Saturday's result vs Newcastle would be hard to repeat though no one knows for sure.
Im just glad we arevgetting results.
top-4 finish will be satisfactory for me.
i am no oliver twist....this constant change in the defence with make-shift or unfit players means we need 2 or more goals to win every league game. that's a tough ask!

i hope LVG sorts out this defence in the next window. even if it means going to serbia to buy 5 solid centre-halves @ £5m each. he should then send jones, shaw, smalling & evans on loan to oldham fc till the end of the season.

https://giant.gfycat.com/WigglyDelectableHeron.gif

who else thought this boy took too long to cross the line? grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:19am On Dec 09, 2014
Bimffo:
Enjoy ur time while it last na.. grin

Just know the day U lose, I will be here and I will Co-DJ till you play another match.. wink I will also serve U tea that time.. There is NO tea today. grin
bring your DJ anytime you want....
it can't be as bad as what we endured last season, can it? i am just happy you guys didn't get the revenge you wanted after the extensive damage ruudie did to your thread. y'all got bütthurt, you were even begging mods to ban him.

ruudie(poster of the year - 2014) cool

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