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Family › Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by coogar: 5:36pm On Dec 06, 2014
chaircover:
Mba!
If someone has given you a reason not to trust him/her, then its normal human behaviour to want to know what is going on as you cant really relay on what that person tells you from that point on.
why get married to someone who has given you a reason not to trust him/her? na by force?

If you were looking for a spare set of house keys in your wifes handbag and you find a condom in her bag; she does not work for the NHS where they give out free condoms o!
Will you not rummage through her bag and look in her phone? I'm I know you coogar . . .you will turn that bag upside down and even look in the lining tongue grin grin
You will even install a tracker on her car and hire a private investigator . . .
stop forming cool hubby here o!
Lemme go and call Jaybee3 sef grin
condoms in her handbag won't even get me started. she might have be given by all those health workers milling around offices & special events. look in her phone? God forbid!!! i have never looked into any woman's phone.....that's her privacy abeg. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:31pm On Dec 06, 2014
shooowthem:
You know one could rili mistake u for a God..! Only dat u is a God of foo.....huh?ls and imbec1les....
your biological father is a god of retärds & simpletons. it shall not be well with you & your faggòt username.

oloshious baboon!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:29pm On Dec 06, 2014
3-2!

gooners can salvage a point here. the ref has completely turned the game with a ridiculous decision. stoke thought they had scored the 4th goal & the goal was chopped off.

arsënal got a penalty via cazorla & ramsey scored from a corner. 3-2 & there's still time for pataki & co to cancel the party set on their thread this evening.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:27pm On Dec 06, 2014
AirborneLacer:
Coogar can chat poppycock at times.

Chelsea are a useless team b'cos they opted for a long ball tactic against a team that had eleven men in the box?
it's obvious you didn't watch the game.

When it got obvious that stringing passes together was not going to break down a magpies' side that had too many bodies behind the ball, wasn't it ideal to opt for a different approach?
no!
the passing angles were working & tearing newcastle apart but hazard was as useless as ever & he wasn't burying the chances he got.

Drogba is an aerial threat. He came on to drop those aerial balls for Costa to finish. We were close to grabbing a goal with that.

How gidigba is that?
so how are you different to stoke?
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 5:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
Chillisauce:
Akuko. You have been chasing her since from one thread like that . Crack house has join.

He is so happy hearing kandi share her story and multiple 0rgasm . I'm sure his trouser don rise sef. pardon my French, I'm working on it
lol@chasing kandiikane.
how can a whole coogar(the highly respectable husband of sister sarah) chase after kandiiikane?

chillisauce, don't scatter my marriage o. grin
Family › Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by coogar: 4:57pm On Dec 06, 2014
iyaakanran:
What privacy are you talking about in Marriage?snooping is allowed o
snooping isn't allowed!
snooping is simply lack of trust, if you have to snoop to keep your partner in check then you must have married the wrong partner.
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 4:55pm On Dec 06, 2014
Chillisauce:
Ma Niccas be fantasizing on kandi s honey pot.

Crack house and Coogar!
kandii's honeypot? nah!
we are just discussing the possibilities of her claims. if anything, we are concerned about her oxytocin, not the honeypot. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:51pm On Dec 06, 2014
i heard KSA & KWAM-1 have landed in the other london party. guys, don't leave this one too soon. in the spirit of togetherness, please grab a plate and eat as much as you want.....

https://www.allaboutnaijaweddings.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/558c4e1836a835916035b30f2ad5cdd0.jpg
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 4:48pm On Dec 06, 2014
helen4:
Coogar i dnt support it in anyway, the msg am trying to pass across is, boys are suppose to be circumcise, people are in support of this. If girls are suppose to get circumcised, people wouldn't have kicked against it.
huh??
boys are supposed to be what? who made this decree? how? how can a movement claim equal rights for both genders and then cut boys indiscriminately and protect the girls? grin

As per the village issue, how wide is a boy genital zone? What do they stand to loose? Their champion can easily be wrap with herbs, can u wrap a girl's core with herbs. Boys can easily be taken care of, can u do dat to a girl without damaging another thing. Female genital is very sensitive and prone to so many things.
a wound is a wound!
what applies to men also applies to women..... the woman's clït is chopped off, the man's foreskin is completely removed. if we base it on the amount of flesh removed from both genders then boys actually suffer more.

crackhaus:
As unbelievable as it sounded, I chose to go with it because it's possible somewhat.
Kandii fit be yam o, we no know.. grin
until kandii sends me a video of herself copping multi-orgašms, i won't believe her. cheesy kandii is african - she eats too much carbohydrates & thus too stiff to carry out what she's claiming. cheesy
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 4:43pm On Dec 06, 2014
crackhaus:
Lol @oozing vaginal odour, this will have to do more with personal hygiene.
it does but then if there's no precupe where vagïnal discharge can hide, the incidence of bad odour would reduce. uncircumcised men are also at risk cos they don't get enough patience to clean the bits around the foreskin. imagine the amount of cüm sediments or the last drops of urine hiding in there.

ewwwww!!! grin


At the end of the day, there are pros and cons to it but it seems the massive influence of western opinions which preach discrimination against females at the expense of males, has taking a grip on the general attitude towards female circumcision.
I'm having a hard time referring to it as Female Genital Mutilation since it's the same cutting and clipping that goes on in males, yet that one isn't called Male Genital Mutilation.
as usual, feminazis hijacked the practise and they cannot be bothered about baby boys who suffer the same pain. that to me is hypocrisy.

I'm sure you've seen her response already, straight from the horses' mouth. grin
i saw it quite alright but kandiikane is a fantasist. she doesn't look to me she even knows what orgäsms are. maybe minor contractions like clenching one's büttcheeks is what she's referring to as örgasms. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:35pm On Dec 06, 2014
arsenal 2 goals down at britannia...

it's the apocalypse for london clubs. cheesy grin
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 4:29pm On Dec 06, 2014
helen4:
Coogar dear, u shud no dat boys are circumcise in a cleaner environment( modern hospital) but no hospital will want to partake in FGM. In other words, MGM IS FULLY SUPPORTED WHILE FGM IS NOT.
so if baby girls get taken to the hospital for circümcision then you would support the practise? it then means your problem with the practise is hygiene, not because of lïbido. grin

then again, what about the boys in the villages who are still getting diced by crude tools? should we ignore those ones or does every male child have access to clean environment for the process?

crackhaus:
Damnnnnnnnnn, multiple orga.sms within seconds of each other? shockedshocked
Double damnnnnn, now that's something... Whoever's the man hitting it must be feeling like a man-god by now grin
Yes you answered well enough: less sensitive, easily bruised, and painful when you need to wee...but sex feels the same basically with a healthy sex-drive.
It does sound like more cons though, but I'm assuming this may not be the situation with the majority.
Err, about the pro - so was yours done right, it looks pretty? tongue
Much respect for being able to talk about it openly BTW ...that's nice cool
i don't believe kandiikane until i see with my nakëd eyes. orgäsms within seconds, na yam? is she rachael starr or alexis texas?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:15pm On Dec 06, 2014
Family › Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by coogar: 4:13pm On Dec 06, 2014
i dunno why you people misunderstood what mutter was trying to say. all she said was - sometimes the signs are there for the female during courtship but they still forge ahead to marry a serial womaniser.

some women married the guy they stole from another chic - and they expect him to remain faithful. if he was unfaithful to his ex, why should he be faithful to you? if a man was cheating before marriage to a woman's knowledge and she still decided to marry him then she shouldn't complain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:09pm On Dec 06, 2014
StarBoard:
please don't drink too much.
It looks like we will give the shekpe people a break.
Another party is in the offing at the other side.
Arsenal down in 20 seconds.
we can be at both venues at the same time. until 5pm, this is where the party at? cheesy grin

ivanovic is a disgrace!
i cannot count the number of times ayoze, sissoko & ameobi took turns to sodomise him. how does he earn a living at chelsea?
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 4:06pm On Dec 06, 2014
helen4:
Coogar a beg wise-up. Is it every woman that go for check-up. Let be realistic there are women who believe in natural herbs, who will not go to hospital no matter what, who believe check-up will create problems for them or they are too poor to do this. No be every woman dey do check -up . Apart from wat I've read personally i don't support the idea of FGM. ;DCoogar a beg wise-up. Is it every woman that go for check-up. Let be realistic there are women who believe in natural herbs, who will not go to hospital no matter what, who believe check-up will create problems for them or they are too poor to do this. No be every woman dey do check -up . Apart from wat I've read personally i don't support the idea of FGM.
biko, i don't disagree with your choice of not supporting FGM....that's entirely your own prerogative. my point is why support MGM and not FGM? do baby boys find cïrcumcision pleasurable or are they HIV-resistant to the village tools used to dicë their genitäls?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:03pm On Dec 06, 2014
StarBoard:
Any deejay in tha house?

please nack me the apkako by terry g.


all the noise on this thread. couldn't even score except via a set piece against 10 men.

Bunch of pussycat pissants.
Abeg who is in charge of canopy?
it was baffling....
with the amount of talents on the pitch, colback ate all chelsea midfielders alone. jose had to borrow moyes' tactics in the end pumping long balls into the box - i thought hazard is the next ronaldo, he did nothing to save his side from losing.

this chelsea side is vulnerable - we shoulda beaten them at OT but for some profligacy in our attack. we created the chink in their armour. sunderland widened it a bit last week & alan pardew completely exposed them today.
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 3:53pm On Dec 06, 2014
helen4:
@ coogar, according to the research of the doctor, he said foreign bodies are introduce to the child's body through dis act and a woman's internal body can house infection for as long as possible without it being diagnose or the woman feeling anything. Women are prone to infection. Regards ur question, our lifestyle, feeding, act or any other things we do now are not what dey do then. Am sure thousands of girl child would have died from dis act alone cos in some tribes dey circumcise their daughters after first menstruation and not wen dey are babies.
that doctor needs to show us where he bagged his certificate. surely, women who go for annual medical checks would have discovered this "infection" - and that is even if we assume foreign bodies get in during FGM.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by coogar: 3:51pm On Dec 06, 2014
chaircover:
Fishbrain tongue grin grin grin grin
So its when she finds out that he is cheating, becasue he didnt let wifey know the things that were bugging him; giving them an oppourtunity to work on the issues together, that her "fragile ego" wont be hurt abi?
he's past caring about working on the issues.
he must have given up that nothing can be done to fix issues & he's chosen his path(if he perishes then he perishes).

ask yourself why a man continues to cheat even after getting caught twice.....the ship of working to fix issues has already sailed. the OP is just assuming the hubby lacks nothing - if he lacks nothing, he won't be out there cheating.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2014
chelsea are the most useless side in the league. at the end, jose's gidigbo football took over. too many long balls pumped in, it looked like stoke vs bolton.

cïsse sub, cisse brace!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
red card for taylor....
what a bummer!

chelsea getting dïcked all over - title race blown wide open again.
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 3:15pm On Dec 06, 2014
helen4:
Coogar hv u ever seen an uncircumcized guy bf and see how ugly it is? I hv a 27yrs old younger brother( child of my mum's friend) that got circumcised last year cos his girlfriend run away wen she saw dis thing. It's a beauty for the boys but for the girls hmm i am scared. There was dis article i read that said FGM might lead to infertility in women though i don't no the authenticity of the research but i knw it's not wat anyone shud do to her babygirl.
FGM leads to infertility?
what about all those women in africa back in the days? cheesy

as per the son of your mom's friend, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. another woman would put that ugly thing in her mouth & play sax with it. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:12pm On Dec 06, 2014
hahahaha

chelsea getting bummed by cissē yet again. a lot of peops would be on a suicide watch if the result stays this way.
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 2:46pm On Dec 06, 2014
alutacontinua:
Besides, coogar, I think we men tongue enjoy sex a little too much already anyways grin tongue
That your argument about foreskin increasing the pleasure isn't really necessary cheesy
men have learnt to cope with which side they find themselves(cut or uncut). women should do the same & stop whining.

i don't think men enjoy sėx a little too much already. why restrict them when they can get more out of it? is that not controlling their libïdo like the pro-FGM crew are doing for the females?

alutacontinua:
That must be her labia minora, the pleated one lipsrsealed some labia minoras make a man-woman like me wanna turn to a woman back cheesy
However, there are clits that really do look like a dick (no exaggeration), in such cases lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
so what should unlucky boyfriends with such girls do? once a babe starts competing genital length with her man then there's fire in the mountain.

An average clit don't cause distraction/disruption/ugliness, no need cutting such cool
there's nothing like an average clït - many clits you must have seen & you thought are average have been snipped. there are different kinds of cïrcumcision - partial, full, quarter, etc. normally, they all come with huge lengths.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:38pm On Dec 06, 2014
Emaprince:
I hope ivanovic and co are not drunk today...newcastle are even scared of nearing azpi..instead they deemed iva as the weak link and its some how paying them.
ivanovic is a weak link - always a weak link.

AirborneLacer:
Jose is laying emphasis on performance not tactics.
He opined that ''these teams play their hearts out'' when they meet Chelsea not that they're set up 'differently' when they meet Chelsea.
Take a closer look at these statements:
‘When Newcastle play against other teams they look like they're playing friendlies' [Performance]
''Something that, with Chelsea, I try not to do. With my players I try to make them have the same ambition, focus and commitment against whoever they play' [Performance]
it's the same thing!
performance is linked to tactics. the matches you play via parking the van are matches you take seriously. you think parking the bus is an easy way of playing? it drains the players - every one of them is concentrating, no margin for error, etc.
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 1:51pm On Dec 06, 2014
alutacontinua:
I have to say, uncircumcised diccks are ugly cool There should be nothing hanging on/covering that dicck-cap cos that's the beauty of the dicck embarassed
And I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you that my SON is getting circumcised cheesy
I want his wife to shower me with blessings in future wink cheesy

Back to topic, don't let anybody do such thing to your DAUGHTER! angry
and uncircumcised väginas aren't ugly?
the last one i saw when i was dating this jamaican chic in college - she looked like she had her own pënis down there. the clït was longer than my middle finger.....and it had several lines too, like a pleated skirt. cheesy
Family › Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by coogar: 1:38pm On Dec 06, 2014
lifenocks:
@coogar he even admitted to me dat he had not been faithful in d past but promised he wld never cheat on me again. D real number he didn't tell me, but d ones I know is two.
ahaaaa.....
so he's a serial cheat? what's the attraction then? how did you end up with him? don't tell me you never noticed this behaviour in him while dating.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:37pm On Dec 06, 2014
AirborneLacer:
It's very easy to hate Jose Mourinho mehn.

Man says it the way it is grin grin grin

We know them, don't we? Sunderland, Aston-Villa, Crystal Palace. . .
so jose himself don't park the bus or change his normal tactical approach when he faces a bigger opposition? what would you call his approach in the european supercup against guardiola's bayern.

hypocrisy is jose's middle name.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by coogar: 1:29pm On Dec 06, 2014
lifenocks:
@mutter i totally disagree with u because there is absolutely nothing he lacks at home. I just can't understand y a man wld want to loose d peace over such issues as this
how do you know he lacks nothing at home? men, for what they are, rarely complain. they bottle their feelings so as not to hurt your fragile ego.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Flirting.... by coogar: 1:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
lifenocks:
Below is a conversation I saw on my husband's phone with a girl he once asked out, which he claimed that d said lady didn't date him.

He told her he is always picturing her face everyday and she is d wife he never had.

I confronted him and he says that d conversation meant nothing and apologised. And also said if he knew the conversation would make me angry he would ve deleted it from his phone.

But my point hear is dat he is flirting he has cheated on me about twice that i am aware of and it looks as if he won't stop. I need maturity advice. Is the the above statement just a mere conversation or is there more to it. Thanks.
flirting isn't cheating!
he's just saying what the other woman wants to hear. if we isolate this incident on its own, you have nothing to worry about....

then, you mentioned the fact that he's cheated on you twice before.....if this is really true then a pattern seems to emerge & the flirting incident becomes something to bother about.

did he really cheat twice - he admitted to it & was remorseful or it's just your intuition & imagination getting the best of you? i will like to hear about the incidents to be sure.
Family › Re: Curcumcision Of Female Children by coogar: 1:15pm On Dec 06, 2014
Chillisauce:
oya coogar stop whinning, come let me stitched back the skin. Its never too late grin
just confess you want to see my kinni, badt babe! grin

crackhaus:
Compelling opinion I must say, I can't even presume to know much about the pros and cons of FGM...but the popular opinion is that the only negative side-effect is reduced feeling during sex and ultimately a low sex drive.
from what i have gathered, it's mostly a cultural issue. some cultures insist on both genders getting cut. others restrict it to the males & can't be bothered about females.

in some islamic society, they argued that uncircumcised females would ooze vagïnal odour as secretions from the labïa minora have places to hide in the prepuce.

On the other hand, I've heard some women themselves debunk this opinion.
So what really are the pros and cons of female circumcision that makes it far worse than male circumcision, this is what I haven't yet fully understood.
that's the key!
western culture has no protection for the boys. it's only the female child that gets this protection. cïrcumcision poses the same risks to both genders but where's the campaign against MGM? you won't find any - what we are told is health benefits for the male & no benefits to the female. the research in
tanzania showed females with FGM have half the HIV rate of infection in comparison with women that weren't cut at all.

so which is which?

Kandiikane, your knowledge here will be helpful - I know you have said something on this forum before, regarding the myth (or truth) behind low libido/reduced sexual feelings for circumcised women... Come share, no? gringrin
really?
i am yet to see kandii's musings on this issue. is she cut too? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:04pm On Dec 06, 2014
Nihilist:
Coogar I agree that the position in the log is key, and to be honest I have no interest in any silly argument when the table shows manyoo in 4th place...and I said as much many moons ago

But when Baba Go-Slow aka Captain Me too insists on constant shade throwing and ad hominems, then I have to come with it....
nice!
over to the chelsea thread then....ayoze is waiting to impregnate your defence.

christ - chelsea named the same back 5 for the 10000th time this season & yet that nonsense airborn laser would tell us injuries are part of the game. remove ronaldo, bale & rodriguez from madrid & let's see if they won't feel their absence & drop to 6th position.

i envy chelsea's clean bill of health.

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