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countsparrow:don't dribble - just pass the ball. look for a man that is free & pass the ball. if no one is pressing the player in possession, then hold on to the ball. once one player approaches you, it means there's a space elsewhere. use the small radar at the bottom of the screen to see your free players. once you get to the halfway line. press triangle & L1 for an overhead throughpass......your striker would be making a run to beat the offside trap & if he succeeds, a goal is likely. |
Phema:wow! anyways, what's done is done. make sure you attend the traditional wedding of leb0gang coming up in december. make us(NLers) proud. ![]() |
kandiikane:i like you kandii but you are an apple farmer. |
freecocoa:afternoon sėx is the daddy of them all that short period when we would be left alone in the sitting room. ![]() |
Phema:4 kids?? ![]() come - are you allergic to condoms? ![]() |
crackhaus:and you would be very correct. kandii is always on heat. ![]() |
OAU students & their militant attitude. it serves the rapïst right....if you are hörny, go & hire a prostïtute. |
freecocoa:so if we were in a relationship, you wouldn't let me have a round in your house because of respect? come on - it's one of the things i must tick in my bucket-list. ![]() |
Nihilist:i just had to ask cos falcao loves the blue shirt. every time i start him against the blues, a hatrick is inevitable. |
freecocoa:it's more fun when there's a high degree of risk in it.....the adrenalin rush alone is almost as good as the orgäsm. |
Phema:if the paternity test agrees with your assertion, why not? ![]() instead of you to cull the OP & tutor her about what lies ahead, you want to drive a mallam's dagger in her belly. women - their own worst enemies. ![]() |
freecocoa:where else would i take the chic to? in the bush? of course, i did it in my house. i used to make them climb a ladder into the balcony outside my room. after a while, i moved to the BQ to fully establish my ministry. ![]() |
freecocoa:there's an air of inevitability about it.... you are a woman - every woman would be shaggëd. even if you do it far from them, one day they would see you with protruding belly - you think they wouldn't know then that you have shägged or na burger make your belle big? ![]() |
Phema:the deed is already done. negative criticism & gossip will not undo the pregnancy. if the negative vibe gets to her & she attempts abortion, you would criticise her too & even use the kingdom of hell to threaten her. @bolded; I did. Reason I've four kids out of wedlock by different fatherswhy ain't i surprised? you have always looked like a feisty chic to me. phema-phema, obirin bi okunrin ![]() |
Nihilist:which team do you normally use? chelsea? |
freecocoa:what could be wrong in having sex with you in your parents' house? at least, they know who the culprit is if you get knocked up. better for them to know you are already sexùally active than getting the shock of their lives. |
Nihilist:me ke? 5G-wifi toh badt! my speed is nothing less than 100mbps. ![]() 12 is the best time for me.... less calls to pick, no one comes at the door to ask for blender or parking arrangement. less interference & 100% focus to kill you. ![]() |
Phema:this is just too harsh! swear you didn't have unprotected sex in your first year.......there's nothing really wrong in getting pregnant at her age as long as the partner has accepted his responsibility. don't crucify her like she has committed murder. leb0gang:why should you care about what people say about you. if you are a virgin as well, they will stay negative things about you - can you control what people with a high nuisance value have to say? pay no mind to such nonsense. your health & that of your child is the most important thing now. get some money from your parents, go & do some serious grocery shopping. eat well, exercise well, take your drugs and ensure safe delivery. |
Nihilist:if you work 9-5, shouldn't you be free by midnight abi na night shift you dey do? ![]() |
TV01: **does anyone have any insect repellant? There's an annnoying buzz around here. Or is it an oink cheesy!**i have got a full RAID can to snuff out the attention-seeking irritant. if it fails to work, there's a potent congo rat-killer as well. ![]() |
JAMIE OLIVER SET TO BE SUED West Africans are passionate about two things and two things only; football and jollof rice. Countless friendships and marriages have ended over jollof disputes. To misrepresent jollof in any way, shape or form is to misrepresent a West African’s very essence.let the post mortem begin.... how did he get it wrong? what was he thinking? i am sure chaircover shall be in court for this one as the chief consumer of jollof rice in the northern hemisphere. |
TV01: There is a school of thought that pins civilizational downfall to the emergence of female power. Women cannot build civilisations. In the same sense that they do not build homes, merely hang pretty curtains[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/damm-ice-cube-chris-tucker-friday-film.gif[/img] |
pickabeau1:https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Arsenio-Hall-Eddie-Murphy-Shocked-Look.gif |
Nihilist:anytime after 5pm. i'm watching football games this evening with my mates though. so it has to be between 5 & 7 or around midnight. |
Nihilist:after work - you are getting annihilated! ![]() |
Mondisweets:she wasn't attacked by anyone - stop believing the tales of a liar......why did she buy the pen-knife 2 days before the attack? why did she send a text message to someone that she was going to kill? why did she stab his attacker in the back? stop being so sentimental and biased, use logic. Oscar raised self-defence and his charges punishment was reduced to culpable homicide and he was only given 5years imprisonment. This woman had a valid reason why she did, probably more valid than whatever Oscar raised, but she gets the capital punishment for what?oscar shot through the door - his excuses are tenable that he didn't know or couldn't see what he was shooting at. oscar didn't buy the murder weapon few days before the attack & there was no text message on oscar's phone where he told anyone he was going to kill his girlfriend. If it ever happens your teenage daughter, we hope u will expect her to keep her "pen knife" to herself.i will not raise my teenage daughter to buy a pen-knife & murder an intelligence officer that is also a family man. the man had invited her to talk business about interior decor & this evil woman murdered him. go & read about the case before talking out of emotions. she's a murderer & she deserved to die! gidjah:yes.... i don't submerge myself in endless streams of emotional büllshyte. they should donate her organs to laboratory monkeys. she's as guilty as a whistle - she changed her statement twice. she said the man attacked her & wanted to räpe her & then she said somebody else in the house was guilty of the crime. which is which? |
austinebode:70 year-old men play computer games in my post code & you are talking about quitting? this is when you even need it more - it's a mental exercise. alertness, sharpness, etc. one research even said its the equivalent of walking few miles. if it makes you happy, continue playing. don't let any idiòt spoil your joy. if my vision permits me, i am going to play till i clock 120. |
countsparrow:you are playing the game the wrong way. don't be too eager to bomb forward & score. learn to keep possession......just play the game like a normal game. retain possession, look for 4-5 yard passes. the more you do this, the more frustrated your opponent or the CPU.....your opponent would try & come for you & thus create an opening which you must exploit. lob a through pass to your striker & you are one on one with his goalie. get a finesse shot & you would score 4 times out of 5. when you are leading too......you can either go defensive & park the bus. don't dilly-dally at the back. don't use a defender to make short passes. don't let your goalie roll the ball to a defender. be extra cautious & you will start winning(clean sheets) |
Nihilist:10 x's the feline obsession is better than being obsessed with nihilism. ![]() countsparrow:the game has been re-modified so you have to use some football intelligence to outwit your marker. using the pace of bale to wear out your marker is too basic. try use the 1-2 ball, use the through-pass, or just create passing triangles. |
Nihilist:PS4.... sphinxxxxxxxxxx is my team name. |
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