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Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 5:53pm On Oct 29, 2014
countsparrow:
Yeah, I hope I can do dis, cos I find it very difficult to dribble... My defense is good to and extent, just dat I don't score enuff
don't dribble - just pass the ball.
look for a man that is free & pass the ball. if no one is pressing the player in possession, then hold on to the ball.

once one player approaches you, it means there's a space elsewhere. use the small radar at the bottom of the screen to see your free players. once you get to the halfway line. press triangle & L1 for an overhead throughpass......your striker would be making a run to beat the offside trap & if he succeeds, a goal is likely.
Family › Re: My Relatives Are Gossiping About My Pregnancy by coogar: 5:50pm On Oct 29, 2014
Phema:
Yes. . . Sadly angry angry cheesy
wow!
anyways, what's done is done. make sure you attend the traditional wedding of leb0gang coming up in december.

make us(NLers) proud. grin
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:47pm On Oct 29, 2014
crackhaus:
I suspected, I can sense her sex-pheromones from here.
your nostrils must be very huge. grin cheesy
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:45pm On Oct 29, 2014
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:44pm On Oct 29, 2014
freecocoa:
Nah, you wouldn't even be in my parents house at odd hours and I love me some odd hour $sex.
afternoon sėx is the daddy of them all
that short period when we would be left alone in the sitting room. cheesy grin cheesy
Family › Re: My Relatives Are Gossiping About My Pregnancy by coogar: 5:43pm On Oct 29, 2014
Phema:
You are doing a good job at that already. Will reserve my energy for better other things. You do know I've four children to care for. . .

Oya, Coogar, stop derailing. cool
4 kids?? grin grin
come - are you allergic to condoms? cheesy grin
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:41pm On Oct 29, 2014
crackhaus:
A goat on the same internet as you are, one which you quoted and unnecessarily shinning your teeth for.

I guess this means you're a nanny goat/doe on heat.
and you would be very correct.
kandii is always on heat. grin cheesy
Education › Re: Man Beaten For Molesting OAU-Ife Student by coogar: 5:40pm On Oct 29, 2014
OAU students & their militant attitude.

it serves the rapïst right....if you are hörny, go & hire a prostïtute.
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:37pm On Oct 29, 2014
freecocoa:
I forgot you are a rebel.

My stubbornness no reach this level, I respected my parents that much.
so if we were in a relationship, you wouldn't let me have a round in your house because of respect? come on - it's one of the things i must tick in my bucket-list. grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:35pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
Obviously...abi you wan duck again? Last night you were posting pix of how you beat Chelsea 6-0 with Manyoo



You're better off physically burning your cash as opposed to betting on coogar...at least you can get some warmth out of your blazing cash.

The only thing you'll get out of backing coogar in this case is a broken heart.
i just had to ask cos falcao loves the blue shirt. every time i start him against the blues, a hatrick is inevitable.
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:31pm On Oct 29, 2014
freecocoa:
Why didn't they use the front door to and fro? Why did they have to climb through the balcony like criminals?
it's more fun when there's a high degree of risk in it.....the adrenalin rush alone is almost as good as the orgäsm.
Family › Re: My Relatives Are Gossiping About My Pregnancy by coogar: 5:26pm On Oct 29, 2014
Phema:
Yea yea, i'm feisty like that. Who knows, you might be one of them's father sef. You no get money, I for claim child support. wink cheesy cheesy
if the paternity test agrees with your assertion, why not? cheesy grin

instead of you to cull the OP & tutor her about what lies ahead, you want to drive a mallam's dagger in her belly.

women - their own worst enemies. grin
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:24pm On Oct 29, 2014
freecocoa:
Ofcourse they know I'm having $ex, that doesn't mean they should hear me doing it, coogar don't tell me you've shined Congo ontop ya mama nose.
where else would i take the chic to? in the bush? of course, i did it in my house. i used to make them climb a ladder into the balcony outside my room. after a while, i moved to the BQ to fully establish my ministry. grin cheesy
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:19pm On Oct 29, 2014
freecocoa:
Many things will be wrong, firstly I don't see how someone can be comfortable knowing her folks could hear her shagging.
there's an air of inevitability about it....
you are a woman - every woman would be shaggëd. even if you do it far from them, one day they would see you with protruding belly - you think they wouldn't know then that you have shägged or na burger make your belle big? grin cheesy
Family › Re: My Relatives Are Gossiping About My Pregnancy by coogar: 5:15pm On Oct 29, 2014
Phema:
Harsh? Maybe, but I don't like it when people in her shoes play the victim. She wasnt rap€d. She very well knew what an unprotected sex could lead to. If she couldn't handle it, she shouldn't have done it. She should brace up and handle the criticisms and all.
the deed is already done. negative criticism & gossip will not undo the pregnancy. if the negative vibe gets to her & she attempts abortion, you would criticise her too & even use the kingdom of hell to threaten her.

@bolded; I did. Reason I've four kids out of wedlock by different fathers wink
why ain't i surprised?
you have always looked like a feisty chic to me. phema-phema, obirin bi okunrin grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:10pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
Ok nigga.

I shall catch you at midnight.

Tonight you die. angry
which team do you normally use? chelsea?
Family › Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by coogar: 5:09pm On Oct 29, 2014
freecocoa:
Someone asked what the consequences of living with one's parent as a young woman are, I laugh at himgrin.

So y'all will be cool having $ex in your parents house? Yes I said $sex.
what could be wrong in having sex with you in your parents' house? at least, they know who the culprit is if you get knocked up. better for them to know you are already sexùally active than getting the shock of their lives.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:04pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
So I no go sleep for the next day?

Anyway, as it turns out I'm off for the rest of the week on holiday...but I just wan make you know say your proposed time is ludicrous.

Abi you dey use MTN sim do midnight call for your broadband? grin
me ke?
5G-wifi toh badt! my speed is nothing less than 100mbps. cheesy grin

12 is the best time for me....
less calls to pick, no one comes at the door to ask for blender or parking arrangement. less interference & 100% focus to kill you. cheesy
Family › Re: My Relatives Are Gossiping About My Pregnancy by coogar: 5:02pm On Oct 29, 2014
Phema:
You fell pregnant as a fresher in the University and expect people to cheer you on? You are definitely not serious. You lost your parents and instead of you to have common sense and face your studies, you were busy following one man. Are you even up to 18 years?

You've made your bed, now jejely go and lie on it. kiss
this is just too harsh!
swear you didn't have unprotected sex in your first year.......there's nothing really wrong in getting pregnant at her age as long as the partner has accepted his responsibility. don't crucify her like she has committed murder.

leb0gang:
Am south african but dating with an igbo man in south africa where we are currently residing. Am now 5 months pregnant for him. Apparently now my cousins and their mother, my aunt are talking negatively about our relationship and pregnancy. I dont know if this is because I got pregnant for a nigerian or because am pregnant. Her kids have fallen pregnant in school but with me its a different case. Am done with my secondary school, i've already registered with a university for a civil engineering degree course. Its been a year since my parents passed away( they knew about my nigerian bf). My aunt is the only person I thought I had support from. With me she claims to care but they spread negative things about me... how can I see myself through with this situationhuh? cry
why should you care about what people say about you. if you are a virgin as well, they will stay negative things about you - can you control what people with a high nuisance value have to say? pay no mind to such nonsense.

your health & that of your child is the most important thing now. get some money from your parents, go & do some serious grocery shopping. eat well, exercise well, take your drugs and ensure safe delivery.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:57pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
You don start with the early ducking....even after I've posted my itinerary

I work a 9-5 mate angry
if you work 9-5, shouldn't you be free by midnight abi na night shift you dey do? cheesy
Family › Re: How The West Corrodes Our Morality by coogar: 4:51pm On Oct 29, 2014
TV01: **does anyone have any insect repellant? There's an annnoying buzz around here. Or is it an oink cheesy!**
i have got a full RAID can to snuff out the attention-seeking irritant. if it fails to work, there's a potent congo rat-killer as well. grin
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 4:46pm On Oct 29, 2014
JAMIE OLIVER SET TO BE SUED
West Africans are passionate about two things and two things only; football and jollof rice. Countless friendships and marriages have ended over jollof disputes. To misrepresent jollof in any way, shape or form is to misrepresent a West African’s very essence.

It is therefore no surprise that a group of Ghanaians and Nigerians have dragged the famous British chef Jamie Oliver to court for “cooking jollof without Maggie cube,” an act considered an abomination in the eyes of every true West African.

The group, determined to fight for justice on behalf of all West Africans, has hired the services of a London based law firm with a long track record in taking up controversial cases. They want London’s High Court to force the millionaire chef to publicly apologise for “cooking the famous jollof rice without Maggie cube and for posting the misleading jollof recipe on his website.”

“They want to destroy us but the devil is a liar. They’re killing us with ebola and now they want to disgrace us by cooking our beloved jollof in this shameful manner. Chai, diaris a God oh,” raged one Nigerian.

A Ghanaian member of the group revealed that Jamie Oliver will also face the charge of “serving the jollof rice without a portion of the scorched bits- which happens to be everyone’s favourite” and an additional charge of “serving jollof without the mandatory bottle of ice cold Supermalt or Malta Guinness.”

The group also appealed to all West Africans to join hands to preserve “our beloved jollof.”
let the post mortem begin....

how did he get it wrong? what was he thinking? i am sure chaircover shall be in court for this one as the chief consumer of jollof rice in the northern hemisphere.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:34pm On Oct 29, 2014
Tval:
anyone? add me up on fifa "teeval-ibile"
fifa 15?

Nihilist:
Midnight ke?
yes.....
anytime after 12.....
Family › Re: How The West Corrodes Our Morality by coogar: 4:31pm On Oct 29, 2014
TV01: There is a school of thought that pins civilizational downfall to the emergence of female power. Women cannot build civilisations. In the same sense that they do not build homes, merely hang pretty curtains grin

It takes the structured ways of men to design, build construct and expand. To maintain order. Feminising it ultimately leads to ruin. It was Adams failure to grasp this and act in his capacity as a male lead that led to the fall.
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Family › Re: How The West Corrodes Our Morality by coogar:
pickabeau1:
carefreewannabe.. dont u get tired of trolling

You have been shouting all through the forum yet you cant seem to get the message.. no one is interested in what you have to say

And your antics on the PMgate shows how matured you really are

Even when u were told to drop it.. you still went ahead

I feel sad for u now


Just drop it.. dont bother responding as i will not
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:48pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
Oya what time?

I get home at 7pm. I wont even takeoff my coat before I boot up my console.
anytime after 5pm.
i'm watching football games this evening with my mates though. so it has to be between 5 & 7 or around midnight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:42pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
Coogar are you still down for a game of FIFA tonight?
after work -
you are getting annihilated! grin cheesy
Family › Re: Hanged Iranian Woman Leaves Heartbreaking Last Message by coogar: 3:30pm On Oct 29, 2014
Mondisweets:
was oscar given life imprisonment? So a woman should allow herself to raped even if she finds a way freeing herself?
she wasn't attacked by anyone - stop believing the tales of a liar......why did she buy the pen-knife 2 days before the attack? why did she send a text message to someone that she was going to kill? why did she stab his attacker in the back?

stop being so sentimental and biased, use logic. Oscar raised self-defence and his charges punishment was reduced to culpable homicide and he was only given 5years imprisonment. This woman had a valid reason why she did, probably more valid than whatever Oscar raised, but she gets the capital punishment for what?
oscar shot through the door - his excuses are tenable that he didn't know or couldn't see what he was shooting at. oscar didn't buy the murder weapon few days before the attack & there was no text message on oscar's phone where he told anyone he was going to kill his girlfriend.

If it ever happens your teenage daughter, we hope u will expect her to keep her "pen knife" to herself.
i will not raise my teenage daughter to buy a pen-knife & murder an intelligence officer that is also a family man. the man had invited her to talk business about interior decor & this evil woman murdered him. go & read about the case before talking out of emotions. she's a murderer & she deserved to die!


gidjah:
MAY BE YOU HAV SOME INFO WE DO NOT HAV,i kinda see some sense in what u just said.we all shouldnt be over emotional!
yes....
i don't submerge myself in endless streams of emotional büllshyte. they should donate her organs to laboratory monkeys. she's as guilty as a whistle - she changed her statement twice. she said the man attacked her & wanted to räpe her & then she said somebody else in the house was guilty of the crime.

which is which?
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 3:23pm On Oct 29, 2014
austinebode:
Nice bro. You're right. Come to think of it. I have been playing PS (PES & FIFA)for agess now. I'm 40Years and I thing I'm getn too old for the game. What is your take? Do u think I shld stopp palying? Hmmm love too much!!
70 year-old men play computer games in my post code & you are talking about quitting? this is when you even need it more - it's a mental exercise. alertness, sharpness, etc. one research even said its the equivalent of walking few miles. if it makes you happy, continue playing. don't let any idiòt spoil your joy. if my vision permits me, i am going to play till i clock 120.
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 12:48pm On Oct 29, 2014
countsparrow:
Infact, my thumb hurts... D game is too fast also, and I find it very difficult to score, then what can u say about d defencehuh And d pitch looks to LARGE... FIFA 13 is still d best
you are playing the game the wrong way.
don't be too eager to bomb forward & score. learn to keep possession......just play the game like a normal game. retain possession, look for 4-5 yard passes. the more you do this, the more frustrated your opponent or the CPU.....your opponent would try & come for you & thus create an opening which you must exploit.

lob a through pass to your striker & you are one on one with his goalie. get a finesse shot & you would score 4 times out of 5. when you are leading too......you can either go defensive & park the bus. don't dilly-dally at the back. don't use a defender to make short passes. don't let your goalie roll the ball to a defender. be extra cautious & you will start winning(clean sheets)
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 12:25pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
How many x's?
I shall add you once I reach home tonight
Oh and your feline obsession is very unhealthy by the way....
10 x's
the feline obsession is better than being obsessed with nihilism. grin cheesy

countsparrow:
Fifa 15 on Ps3 is rubbish, kai... I find it very hard to score, infact the camera setting sef isn't favorable for me, defending is rubbish, and u can't exploit ur opponent with ur pace, imagine I can't use bale to run down d flanks... And lastly, d ball control is RUBBISH
the game has been re-modified so you have to use some football intelligence to outwit your marker. using the pace of bale to wear out your marker is too basic. try use the 1-2 ball, use the through-pass, or just create passing triangles.
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 12:10pm On Oct 29, 2014
Nihilist:
See this palmwine tapper from Ituku Ozalla.
Are you on Xbone or PS4? I will add you and show you how it happens grin grin
PS4....
sphinxxxxxxxxxx is my team name.

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