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Idowuogbo:who you want make i vote? rokiatu? ![]() |
i vote rozzzay & jennima yeyenatu, happy now? ![]() |
Lagunna:your sister? she deserves my vote then. you are my main man, here! have you seen charlie clips vs t-rex? that's the bodybag of the century. charlie clips is without a doubt the best battle rapper in the world now. he's unbeatable! |
Lagunna:who is rozzay? let me check if she has what it takes once more. yeyenatu:you never jam! if i don't see your craw-craw face, i ain't voting. i am disappointed in you & teddymiyaki for not participating. one opportunity to represent our section and you guys blew it. ![]() |
SIRcumalot:he excelled in 2 games and you still don't want him to play where he's excelled & he's given us strength? let van persie + falcao + rooney fight for the 2 attacking spots. fergie never even used yorke + cole + sheringham + solksjaer at the same time....2 of them sit on the bench & 2 of them play. fellaini should be in the hole - he's played himself back into the team. blind & carrick are the pivot men. marouane is too clumsy to play there, he would give fouls away in that position and it's too close to our danger area. let him give his fouls away far from our box. |
yeyenatu:not a single one of those contestants would get 2/10. are you serious about the fact that this is supposed to be a beauty pageant? it's true - the beautiful ones are either dead or yet unborn. tell rokiatu to give up already.... she would be celebrating her 10th year anniversary in these contests and yet she has never won it. what's the point contesting every year when there's no single chance of winning? |
LooNat11kk:bodybag? even ibime would slap you for saying he put me in a bodybag. no mortal can put me in a bodybag - the votes were split almost equally & that means it was debatable. you on the other hand are a fool. going on every forum to constitute a nuisance while your age mates are looking for the next invention to change the world with. how do you live with yourself knowing you epitomise a steamy pile of shyte? |
yeyenatu:i don't believe you... i need a pictorial evidence. |
where's debosky? ![]() |
arsënal are a useless side. from 3-0 to 3-3. ![]() |
joeace2020:https://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/uh_wtf_gif.gif |
PietroRico:that's how to tell the people who have actually watched the premier league for years & those who started in 2013. hull, blackpool, swansea have had similar runs in the past only to slip into mediocrity. southampton? serious challengers? osuofiason has a better chance shaggïng beyonce. |
elampiro: coogar: he scored plenty of goals in that role at everton. he's the man of that position. the way his chest captures the ball & kills the ball dead can be used effectively to batter opponents. elampiro: elampiro: coogar: 11 goals/5 assists from the hole @ everton in 12/13? no freekicks, no awoof penalties. i think he's more than justified to be played in that role. elampiro: SailorXY: coogar: you make sense, bro.elampawa should bow his head in shame for doubting fellaini's ability. ![]() |
elampiro:fellaini isn't a setplay specialist - if he's created 5 assists from open play & scored 11 league goals then some credits should go to him. you can be sure he had more than a dozen assist of assists that season with his knock downs. i only said fellaini should be used in tough away games where teams have been bullying us this season. we lack physical players in the squad & you need a bit of that in premier league games. fellaini is the man to call upon in such games. |
elampiro:11 goals/5 assists from the hole @ everton in 12/13? no freekicks, no awoof penalties. i think he's more than justified to be played in that role. even your holy grail(whoscored) agrees with me. 12/13 was the only season fellaini played in the hole & that's his best season in england so far. [img]http://164.177.157.12/img/blog/2014%2f11%2fFellaini.jpg[/img] |
he scored plenty of goals in that role at everton. he's the man of that position. the way his chest captures the ball & kills the ball dead can be used effectively to batter opponents. fellaini should play in the hole in tough away games. |
yeyenatu:5ft 8? is that with your high heels or without? how can you be 5'8"? you are probably 5'1". ![]() WARRIBLOOD:warriblood, where have you been? ![]() |
joeace2020:just shut your fücking mouth...who cares about bystanders? i hate bystanders, i sometimes wish bystanders get shot by stray bullets. speak to me only when spoken to - you have not earned the stripes yet to quote me & demand a request. when you finish your potty training, then you would know. next time, mind your goddamn business! elampiro:apart from the first 30 mins in the first half when rooney was useless with his zombie passing, i thought he took the game by the scruff of the neck and tried to make something happen. that chance though was painful & shoulda been taken. hart was criminally out of position & rooney could have rolled the ball into the net. Garry Neville needs to go review the number of chances RVP has missed this season to know how much he has depreciated in goal scoring. RVP and Mata were wasting Di Maria's passes from the midfield earlier in the season. Neville has suddenly forgotten all these.it's not the number of chances that matter to me, it's if we are creating enough for our strikers to score goals to win games. neville did a good job highlighting those things we often miss during the games. fellaini shoulda slipped that through pass. blind should have dinked the ball like alex song was doing in arsënal for RVP. yes, that might be asking too much from blind but we need a midfielder who can look up & tread a slide-rule pass to a forward making the run on the shoulders of the last defender. |
coogar, do you want to do me ni? Like I said, show me your dîck! If not, dey your lane. tongue grinyou are too short! i don't do midgets - my còck is probably longer than your torso. |
teddybiyasi:stop faffing around and post the picture - are you scared of yeyenatu? don't worry, she won't bite your head off & if you are tribal-marked, use foundation to cover it. ![]() |
AirborneLacer:yet the idiòtic statements keep coming out. what has the number of games united have played this season gotta do with players getting injured? players only get injured during match days? Southampton are involved in more competitions than you lot this season yet they're having their players kept fit and are doing perfectly fine.another proof that you are a rëtard! what has the number of games gotta do with the injuries? you mean it's only on matchday proper that footballers can get injured? they cannot get injured in training? It's the manager's call to ensure that his players stays fit. It's also his call to devise a way out when the injuries comes calling.of course, because managers are gods! they can determine who should get injured or who shouldn't. jose lost only petr cech in 06/07 and he blamed his inability to win the league title on the injury of one goalkeeper. We've had Mikel, Schurrle, Ramires, Costa and Remy sidelined thus far this season, but that has gone unnoticed cos the manager is doing a great job with the rest of the squad.and united have had more than 20 players injure this season. you are counting 5 - many of which cannot even make the starting line up even when fit. mikel's injury is the same as bebe going on loan. even if fit, what does he add to chelsea? we have the best striker in europe injured & you are mentioning mikel, schurlle & ramires. players that are relatively unknown outside england. how many trees have they pulled? the value of these players in real money is less than 5% of falcao's market value. Look who's good at analysing football.if he wasn't tired, why did he miss preseason completely? if he wasn't tired, why was he not in the squad on the opening day of the season. There's no debating it, Chelsea fans on this board are intelligent.they are the most useless on this board. ![]() They pointed out to y'all what your manager was getting wrong before the season kicked-off. Their claims have been justified. I'm proud of them.after 10 games, their claims have been justified? like they justified their league title claims last season only to finish the season trophyless. i am starting to think you are still emotionally scarred from watching your darling club räped by athletic madrid last season.There are no holes in your back line?the holes the almighty chelsea couldn't find? 4 shots on target in 90 mins against a hole-ridden defence. that says a lot about your attack than the defense you are criticising. I need his stats mate, stats please!do you have carpal tunnel syndrome or you have whitlow on your fingers? you cannot dig the stats yourself? ![]() At the moment, LVG sucks, he's still holding down the Utd's job cos of what he's been able to achieve in the past.and why is jose still holding the chelsea job? what did jose win last season? please remind me. ![]() At the moment, Jose, Pep and some other younger managers are damn better than LVG.at the moment - pelle is better than rooney, my dog is more intelligent than you are, rachel yankee is better than willian. only a fool use at the moment to judge players. form is temporary......class is permanent! |
AirborneLacer:you are simply deluded.... it's either you are a plonker or you have been pronounced a vegetable by a medical doctor. mourinho has never managed a team that has finished below 2nd. what's shrewd about that? LVG picked up a team that didn't qualify for europe & you are comparing to hiddink, RDM & jose. do you know the psychological blow not playing on europe have on a team like man utd? where do you bush chelsea fans come from? Error of judgement? Nigga simply shut up.and what's that back up plan? clone another rooney or turn you into a rooney. you must perpetually swim in the rivers of idiöcy every morning if you cannot bring up a single backup plan that can solve the problem of an injury-hit squad. show us how clued up you are on the subject and stop reaffirming my stance that there are less than 3 intelligent chelsea fans on this forum. what is the back up plan when half of the senior players are injured going into a big derby game? Mate you're having a bad time convincing a negro like me that LVG isn't clueless at the moment. RVP was tired? Another phucking funny story for Sango.costa was a passenger in brazil. rooney was one too. balotelli got dumped earlier as well. aguero couldn't even make the squad. RVP was the only premier league striker to constantly feature in all the games & he played the same number games as the finalists Tell me why Muller and Robben who were virtually involved in all Bayern's games last term, Germany's and Holland's WC games aren't tired this season?which of these ones play in the premier league? yet another idiôtic assertion. apart from the fact that bundesliga started a full week later than the premier league, the intensity of the english league is way higher than the guguru & epa bundesliga in terms of physicality. Best buy in the league? Delusion knows you by name.Falcao should be carrying Southampton's Pelle's gears to the pitch.when pelle achieves 10% of what falcao has achieved, you can bring up another daft assertion. chelsea fans are mostly retardëd & you are one of them. Shaw has been good all season cos he reduced Willian to a blah blah blah?i was home-schooled - no formal education but it's still abundantly clear that you are one of the rêtards that claim to support chelsea. I Celta Vigo defenders must be having a terrific season cos they stopped Messi and co from scoring in Nou Camp.shaw has been very good. he played reasonably well against chelsea. he has not made a big mistake like the fools you parade as defenders in your club. he's only 19--he's not the finished article yet but he has done well considering the circumstances surrounding the club. And he's back to the fitness talk. Iand since you are the personal adviser of united's CEO, why haven't you recommended for LVG to be sacked then like chelsea sacked mourinho for losing to ashley young's villa? Injuries are part of football, losses are incured in big firms, they make up the system. Stop giving me these lame excuses mate.injuries aren't part of football - only a complete ïdiot, and can i say, a rêtard can make such a daft statement. a team has lost 92 days of injuries to their players while their rivals have 26 days and you think this wouldn't somehow affect their results or their position on the league table. even if your cranium is made of the regurgitated garbage of a ruminant animal, i would expect you to still see why LVG has been hindered. if chelsea have had what united have dealt with this season in terms of injuries, you would be in relegation. ![]() |
https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedZigzagDolphin.gif see fellaini & rooney looking like spectators...... |
SailorXY:when you watch that clip, you would change your mind a little. now i wish we had signed alex song or fabregas - players who can look up and dink a through ball over the midfield & find van persie's run. we miss carrick of yore or scholes in that regard. the chance he got - no united player made himself available. it was a disgrace considering RVP took his time to beat 2 markers....fellaini & rooney just stood at the edge of the box instead of making the runs where they could be found. van Persie & Rooney are better corner-kick takers, the reason those duties have been abandoned for di Maria is still a mystery. see the two wasted corner-kicks @ the death from di Maria, it was so heartbreakingeven carrick takes good corner kicks - i dunno why none of them couldn't shoulder the responsibility and let di maria be in the box to attack the corner. things would soon be ok but we need to get back to our winning ways. |
incredibleone:LVG is better than jose...... jose only works for big clubs or the biggest spenders in a league. what he couldn't achieve in madrid, carlo achieved with aplomb. fergie has longevity, carlotti has a way of making a difference everywhere he goes. guardiola loves to reap where he didn't sow but he's bent the laws of tactical football to rise high on my list. jose is the lowest on the list. SailorXY:van persie played well. actually, he played damned too well. we failed as a team to give him quality service. gary neville did an analysis last night and i almost cried. we are pants these days from the midfield when it comes to spotting van persie's run. please get some MB and watch this analysis.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxtP8E847F0 is van persie doing anything differently now than 11/12 & 12/13 season when he was the top scorer in the league? the answer is a big no. he's still the same - we have just been less creative in the midfield to find him the service he requires. he made the right runs every single time on sunday but the service was very very poor. |
AirborneLacer:shrewd gaffer? what's shrewd about mourinho @ chelsea? mourinho has always been the biggest spender wherever he goes. yes, he's brilliant but abeg - enough of the hyperbole. he won nothing last season. Guus Hiddink and RDM at Chelsea.di matteo was also shrewd? why not add benitez and scolari to your list? hiddink didn't win the league at chelsea. di matteo didn't win the league at chelsea. what's shrewd about them? Rooney has been fit all season. RVP was banging in goals at the WC, it's simply inane to blame Moyes for his current loss of form. Most of the names you put up there hardly cuts it for Gaal.if rooney then gets himself sent off for 3 games then LVG should be blamed for that error of judgement? van persie was banging in the goals & was too tired when the season started proper.....he didn't start in the first few games we played this season. Falcao is topping the pundits' flops of the season chart. He's been uber-shit.he's the best buy in the league. in the little time he's played, he's done pretty well. how can falcao be the worst buy when mario is still alive. i think you lack a retentive memory.... Shaw has been good? Same over-priced unproven usual suspect?shaw has been very good.....he reduced your £30m willian into an okada association chairman the last time they squared off. it baffles me that this LVG team outplayed jose's chelsea only few days ago and you are here typing nonsense..... Albeit you're right with the assertion that the transfer market of 2004 isn't thisame with that of 2014, you'd still have to agree with me that spending £150m in a single transfer window is still crazy and has to be backed with decent results.if you think i am right then stop arguing.... spending £150m isn't crazy if many of the players can't stay fit. how do you judge players who are not playing. koeman's players have mostly stayed fit - you cannot say the same for united. you have seen the injury list - united have used about 30 players this season because of injury issues. the money spent is meaningless if the players are unfit.... Keoman's Southampton didn't need up to £150m to build a team that would mount a serious title challenge. Hombre make a logical case for your demi-god and stop blaming Moyes.and we ask you again to exercise your deductive reasoning. how many of those players bought for £150m have played 8 games out of the 10 league games so far? if you cannot answer this question then you are a faggòt! No! By lifting your plan B.stop pissing in the wind. what's this plan B? recruit women & dress them up as men to play for united? united players have lost a whopping 90+ days to injury to 26 days(chelsea/city) and you are talking plan B & C. you are not very good at analysing football.....better start following women's cricket. When some sensible Chelsea fans were questioning Gaal's weak chain of thought when the transfers were on, you and some other deluded ninnies were of the opinion that Gaal's acquisitions were spot on and that you lot have got a team that'd romp over everyone.sensible chelsea fans? that's an oxymoron. it's like saying "educated iliterate". the word chelsea alone means daft, idïotic & simpletons. adding sensible in front of it just kills the whole sentence there. Don't phucking push me into lifting posts.there are no holes in the defense - there are injuries. theres a big difference. when we had a defence unit of 4 fit players, you could only score through setplay - your entire strike force was neutralised completely. we lost to city cos of the red card & the injuries to rafael, jones, etc. If Gaal never had the time to make the best signings, where did he phucking get the time to make the wrong signings like Falcao's?how's falcao a wrong signing? really? the same falcao who would have probably got jose sacked if he had faced chelsea at OT? And how does this eliminate the fact that LVG is incompetent for not managing well his team that is laden with injuries?if LVG is incompetent then no manager is competent. he won a champions league with teenagers. close your eyes and let that fact sink into your head for a second. there's a reason jose got up to pay him respect at OT the other night. man utd are everything chelsea are trying to achieve. |
dopeJemi:fellaini played better than hazard at the world cup. hazard is largely overrated. he's just a tiny upgrade over stewart downing. |
kr0ne:when did she say this? you see why it's true you guys live together as hubby & wifey? ![]() |
incredibleone:i can see you just escaped from a psychiatric ward. hazard that only scores from awoof penalties is being compared to di maria? ![]() the person that compared chelsea fans to okada riders was spot on. only few of you people have common sense. |
incredibleone:take your pitiful stats to your thread & celebrate hazard's take-on stats that is giving you a hard-on. this place is for united issues strictly - only united fans are allowed to discuss other issues here, not rent boys like yourself. |
kr0ne:everyone claims to have seen her pictures but you can post them......none of you have the balls like those castrated men in the oba of benin's palace. |
incredibleone:how is costa better than ronaldo? are you an idiòt? you came here to post hazard's stats on a united thread & you don't think you deserve to be insulted? |
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