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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:50pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: If you cant read simple sentences then I dont think you should be using the internet and if youre having eyesight problems you might ant to check a website you can use braille


1999? WHy not tell us what happened in 2001, 2010, 2014. 3 times in a row Manure has been sodomised by Bayern. You stand no chance.

Leverkusen finished 30points behind the table leaders, Leverkusen have never won the Bundesliga in over 100yrs. Thats the FACT

A goalkeeper is as good as the defence in front of it. Yesterday Totti used EPL best defender to break a record
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dayo, save your annual salary & sue UEFA. you are nowhere near the premier league in the ranking coefficient. not even close. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:42pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: WHy 10yrs? WHy not 5 yrs?
Lets have the number of EPL finalist in the same period.
chelsea & man utd were finalists in the last 5 years.

10yrs is too long to make any meaningful judgment. 10yrs ago Ronaldinho and Shevchenko are the best players in world football
what an arsëhole!
in statistics, the bigger the sample size, the more accurate deductions you would get.

in the last 10 seasons, 4 premier league teams made the finals. only 2 teams in germany have achieved that same feat in the same period. your league is shytë!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:38pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: Leverkusen qualified as 4th in the league 30points behind the league leaders, 10 points behind 2nd. And most importantly they are a team who have never once again NEVER won their domestic league
what has winning their domestic league gotta do with their form in europe though. liverpool haven't won the premier league & won the champions league from the 5th position.

you are a fool, raumdeuter. a big big fool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:36pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: Morron, And Chelsea was EPL champs when they won it?
that wasn't the question you asked, you dolt. you asked the last time an english team played in a final & i cited 2 seasons ago.

United was the EPL defending champion last season and they played against a team who has NEVER, I repeat NEVER won their league. Sure its a thing to celebrate when United 20 time EPL champs beat a team who has NEVER won its own domestic league. When they met a team who have won we know how it ended. Mauled as expected
idiota!
the above is laughable as the same united team destroyed your treble dreams in 1999. ossei kuffour nearly had a heart attack.


And Leverkusens position was not interim in that period? Bragging about beating a Leverkusen who ended up almost 30points behind league winners that same last season.
how is it interim? are you an idiòt? leverkusen maintained the 2nd position until february/march. none of swansea/southampton would be in the top 4 by november. none of them would finish 4th to qualify for europe next season.

that's the difference!


You are a disgrace to football not only punditry even viewership
no wonder you are getting destroyed all day. answer my other question......how old was giggs when he impregnated germany's best goalkeeper in history? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:27pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: WHat makes league performance? Is it not isolated team performances that aggregate into a league performance?

In the last 2 yrs We have Bayern and Dortmund making the CL finals
why chop & shop to last 2 years?
in the last 10 seasons, arsënal, chelsea, united & liverpool have played in the CL finals.

let us have the number of german teams in the same period.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:24pm On Oct 01, 2014
chrisley024: Tweak it! Tweak it!! cheesy
don't mind the fool!
leverkusen is like swansea & southampton my foot! how did they qualify for the champions league if they are like southampton? they qualified last season, they qualified this season and they are like swansea?

i am not even sure dayo has any common sense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:16pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: When was the last time an EPL champion made the CL semi? That shows how useless the EPL is
you are a fool. did chelsea not win it 2 years ago? so 2 years ago is a crisis?

United were EPL defending champion and deservedly beat a team who has never won the BUNDESLIGA in history
if united were playing like defending champions, how were they 7th in their league? before we decapitated the 2nd best team in leverkusen, united had lost to west brom, and the other league minnows & yet david moyes side scored 9 goals in the tie.

you are a disgrace to football punditry.

Leverkusen being 2nd is like Swansea or Southampton in 2nd place as at today
this is foolishness!
united slaughtered leverkusen in germany in november ending. nearly half of all bundesliga games had been played by then. how can you liken it to swansea/southampton who are interim in that position?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:56pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: Meanwhile these same Bundesliga players and defenders dominate major tournaments while the EPL players always look like Monkey post players

Nomination for UEFA best players, when was the last time an EPL player made it

In the past 5 seasons how many EPL teams have made the CL finals?

Last season you mentioned Bayern mopped the floor with ALL EPL teams that they faced from Arsenal to Chelsea to City to Manure without sparing any. DOrtmund and Bayern have done the same this season
when was the last time a team that finished 6th in bundesliga won the champions league? that's the strength of the EPL.

united were 7th on the table when they scored 9 goals against 2nd placed leverkusen. let's face it, your league is substandard.
Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 5:51pm On Oct 01, 2014
GIYAZZ: He's a Nigerian, And he wrote that script himself.

He got two albums already, or more sef. Just go to google and dig him. Tweet him: @BoogeyThat

Guess what?

He's featuring on NL audio cypher too! wink
i am impressed.
industry niggaz in naiija are very wack - this is a breath of fresh air.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:45pm On Oct 01, 2014
afrodoc: Yankee and Jand are declining but they still better pass Zimbabwe.
Most Bundesliga defenders have a clause in their contracts which forbids good defending.
I watch 2 to 3 Bundesliga matches every week and i see those defenders fulfilling their contractual duties week in week out.
The basket of goals Shalke,Bayer and even Bayern(last season) have conceded should open d eyes of the visually impaired.
Last season when United was struggling to get shots on target we know how many baskets Bayer used to pack their goals.Same with Shalke a few years ago.
The rapë the defending champions Bayern suffered last season AT HOME is second only to the pillage of the Roman Empire by Attila the Hun.
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Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 5:26pm On Oct 01, 2014
GIYAZZ: Yo Coogar, talking about who got hard punches and core lyricism, I think you should call Boogey. He one of the few rappers in Nigeria that be keeping it real with lyrical extremism. Damn!!!
are you sure a naija rapper wrote that script? that's the best i have seen in terms of pen game from any industry rapper in nigeria.

do you know if he's got any album?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:18pm On Oct 01, 2014
•raumdeuter is trying to force his punches by going with a rapid-fire jabs. most of them aren't landing at all.

•elfenomeno is consistent with his direct jabs to his adversary's face but he is yet to land the haymaker.

keep it clean, boys.

FIGHT!!!!!
Family › Re: A Thread For "Everything Polygamy"! by coogar: 3:16pm On Oct 01, 2014
Shirley07: I'am and I know it. That's one conviction.
what was your CGPA in that useless state polytechnic you attended? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:15pm On Oct 01, 2014
hahahahaha

raumdeuter getting slaughtered as usual. did anyone notice how he stylishly avoided the question i posed to him?

if not for the village scholarship he got luckily from the state governor, dayokanu would have been a professional palmwine tapper. grin
Family › Re: A Thread For "Everything Polygamy"! by coogar: 3:09pm On Oct 01, 2014
Shirley07: Yeye dey smell for your body.
That said, I don't intend repeating myself cos the reason is already in my previous post. If you can't digest it, you can as well regurgitate it. That's what you do better by the way.
comot for here.....world class mumu!
i don't even understand how you intend to convince anyone that you are smart.

your intelligence has the showmanship of a doughnut. grin
Family › Re: A Thread For "Everything Polygamy"! by coogar: 2:48pm On Oct 01, 2014
Shirley07: Case closed then.
By the way, I don't plan to concede to you.
that was meant to be conceive, mumu!

honestly, you do a big disservice to women when you reason like a slug. women willingly seek polygamy these days due to their age, infertility, house chores, etc. so how is polygamy anti-women?
Family › Re: A Thread For "Everything Polygamy"! by coogar:
Shirley07: It's still a wonder how daft both you and Coogar can be to not understand what Logicboy01 meant by polygamy being an anti-woman union. We all know that in most cases of polygamy, the first wife's opinion isn't sought before the mistress is brought in. Even a kid can understand that..
we cannot understand it because you epitomise acute stüpidity. your foolishness isn't only mental, it's also spiritual. even after lifting out few examples of women who entered into polygamy willingly because of their unique circumstances, you are still hugging your village mentality concerning this issue?

it's very sad your intelligence doesn't stick out like your nipplês do.

You know what, I would really love to see the offsprings both you and Coogar would make, I'm sure they will be one hell of dumb kids!
don't you just worry yourself about that when you lack any intelligence yourself - you are a patient zero for swine flu. i am sure a competent GYN would have advised you not to conceive cos if you attempt it, all your products would be brain-dead, you sweaty pigskin piece of shyte!
Family › Re: Man Divorces Wife For Keeping Bad Friends by coogar: 2:16pm On Oct 01, 2014
freshdude2: This is extremely hilarious. Foolish woman.
the sėx she woulda served her husband that night would be epic. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:34pm On Oct 01, 2014
raumdeuter: Bale is a 24yr old world record transfer and one of the best in the game right now

Tottis peak was over 10yrs ago yet didnt stop him from molesting EPL best defender like every single striker has been doing
how old was ryan giggs when he scored against neuer (german's best goalkeeper in history?) grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:41am On Oct 01, 2014
ElFenomeno1: Here we go again....................... You are eternally foolish!

Slovenian minnows, NK Maribor scored against Schalke last night and almost smashed them to smithereens

Bayern laboured to a 1 - 0 win in Russia against a fading former giant of Russian football....

Let me hear or see you come and glorify that Sh...itLesliga and the useless teams who compete in it on this forum again!
we all witnessed how gareth bale destroyed the memory of hitler last season in munich. he won't talk about that. defending champion losing 0-4 at home must be the biggest disgrace ever in the history of the competition.
Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 11:55pm On Sep 30, 2014
Cranium: Coogar, lol, m shocked....a renowned and top lyricist lyk u should know dat if artistes were to.be judged by discography, Mode 9 would be da best hands down...u gat an innate aversion for MODE9 datz y. m sure even M.I knws he's nt close to MODE 9.....Pls, ave u watched the 9JA B.E.T CYPHER??
my dog would do better than any of the cats on that shyte. it was an embarrassment to me that nigerian rappers couldn't do better than that crap.

don't get me wrong - MI's freestyle is weak but his pen game, performance, cadence, flow and the clarity on the mic is better than modo.
you can't even argue that - MI just sounds better.
Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 11:47pm On Sep 30, 2014
Cranium: Besyds, COOGAR, ur major prob with MODE9 is his PUNCHLINES....we all knw rap aint all about punchlines....righthuh.... even tho u see MODO as useless and wack, we all know in a placed filled with blind people, the one-eyed man is king. In dis case, Modo remains de ONE-EYED man cos still no oda KNOWN nd RENOWNED naija emcee to level-up with him......
i believe MI is better than modo. there's nothing modo has in his discography that can come close to what MI did on safe....everything MI spat on that joint hit & that was a commercial track.

biko, MI is gold!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:43pm On Sep 30, 2014
Shirley07: Keane didn't become great overnight. Don't forget the players listed are young players with great potentials.
Infact, the likes of Pjanic, Verratti and Kovacic have the potentials to be better than Keane, if not already better. These players are midfield orchestrator compared to Keane who was just an engine. His job was all about providing energy, defensive stability with an added bit of creativity in midfield. In short, Keane was just a rich man Khedira.
roy keane?
he was a one man wrecking ball. in his prime, he was just the best. he was fearless, focused, talented & he can swing both ways. you want clean football, keane is capable. you want fractured foot, keane is also at home with it.

none of the players you mentioned can clean keane's boot. vidal is very close to him though. vidal is another tireless mean machine if he is fit. pogba is young & he also has the potential to be like keane or even better.
Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 11:38pm On Sep 30, 2014
iamaromolaeran: but no acapella is allowed here.....acapella is easy ish...even if one misses a flow....one can correct it and no one would know....but if one misses a flow when rapping on beat ...damn...dont forget thats what people are there for....to see your single mistake.......
battle rap on beat is so 1979. you would never get away with long multis & crazy set-ups on a beat. who still does that? so if you start your league, how would your performers adapt to the standard obtainable in other parts of the world?

if it's on a beat then it would be #light bars galore. mostly mono/bi-syllable like i am rapping to r-n-b song by boyz II men.

anyway i would like to hear your vocals....i wonder why you dont wanna post here despite the fact that ve asked you before...or dont you want me to hear you spit? or do i have to pay for it? smh
i gave up on that audio shytë long time ago, bro. moving from place to place also lost me some tapes. i just write leisurely when i feel like it - most of the members of my posse have left the country to marry, work as expats or probably in prison somewhere. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 11:19pm On Sep 30, 2014
iamaromolaeran: lol....if you flow off beat...how do you expect to win ...when the basic of freestyle rapping and rapping itself is knowing how to flow.....huh grin

lol....there's a dude here in unilag..art department....his name is cypron ...to be honest this dude is a demon when spitting incorporating foreign and local metaphors to diss......he hasnt lost for once in the ongoing mtn rap basement that holds every friday....i haventbrawled him in any of my 4 brawls here ....but i dont think you can beat this dude.....you may be able to craft bars better but ON THE MIC,,....his flow ..hooks and pauses ...wows the crowd.....exactly what i do when rapping on beat....matter of fact coogar...forget text...you cant murder me face to face in a brawl if you plan on rapping offbeat......especially in this unilag....so forget about beating modo...he will skin you alive ....lool ...no pun intended grin grin grin grin
i am smart - i would ask the DJ to pause the beat then go loaded lux on whoever i am facing. the first bar would have the crowd jumping off their seats. the rest is easy from there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:17pm On Sep 30, 2014
Shirley07: I disagree.
There are quality midfielders out there. Kovacic is an example and Pjanic is another. The likes of Koke, J. McCarthy, A. Iturraspe e.t.c are also quality midfielders that can walk into any top team.
which of these players can stand next to roy keane in his pomp? the closest player i have seen like that was essien in 2005 circa. a player who can play pretty if the opposition demands it & can go dirty if the opposition wants it. a combative box to box player that will sweat blood for the cause.

my friend, europe lacks such players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:10pm On Sep 30, 2014
Shirley07: This.
His worldcup performance didn't impressed me either.
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Sports › Re: Manchester United by coogar: 11:07pm On Sep 30, 2014
Lily4star: That team can stand any team in the world anytime, anyday, anywhere. The only P is the defence which LVG failed to strengthen during the transfer window, not his fault though, not being in any Europe competition made World class defenders like hummels and a host of others look the other way. Now ask yourself then why allow Vidic, Ferdinand and Evra leave, could ve kept them and allow them and leave at the end of the season, their experience woulda helped. I just pray we can hold on, not loose toomany matches till the transfer window opens come January. Its breaking my heart to see us loose to smaller teams when we should be gathering points.
why are you people here? this isn't the official united thread, come over to where brilliant united fans dwell & educate yourselves....

come here......
https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/1059
Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 11:03pm On Sep 30, 2014
iamaromolaeran: please explain this line....

"even if you put your leg up, and hit the referee's assistant with your right foot, you wouldn't kick the linesman"

this was what you mentioned me with .... modenine was intelligent with that bro...give him the props..... i swear i have seen some eminem wordplays scripted badly..... i can bring some examples here.... even eminem admitted he has to learn how to rewrite and pen lyrics cos he wasnt coming up with ideas at a time and his bars were losing the horror core humor theme that made him popular...... tongue tongue
modenine is ddope..... i wanna ask you a question...
if by chance you meet modenine probably at a function where a lot oif emcees are....paparaazi...camera action...crowd cheering...

and you were both giving a crazy asss beat to brawl with.......

would you win himhuh grin grin
his career would be over that day.
on the mic, i am a spitting cobra. i would pack more than 60 bars in one minute the way i would approach the task & most likely flow off-beat.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:58pm On Sep 30, 2014
SailorXY: true about Carvahlo, his ball distribution sef is not up there with the best angry i was considering his age & prospects tho, but that lack of agility... chances he wont do well in EPL seem high
we should just look past him, we deserve better! step forward Strootman and Vidal
but then he has pawa grin
i was already dreaming of having him + phil jones + cattermole in our midfield in january. grin

Odunharry: ya...i agree he is slow bt he knows how to tackle bt he lost d ball many times to the oppont
i think quality midfielders are scarce everywhere these days. who's the equivalent of scholes & keane in this era? even kroos has been exposed in la liga, vidal's knees are dodgy, strootman rarely plays & fernandinho prefers the blue side of manchester.
Rap Battles › Re: Dopest Modenine Barz by coogar: 10:53pm On Sep 30, 2014
iamaromolaeran: ohh wait bro....i think i understand now....lol.... grin grin maybe if i had heard the intonation he voiced the lines man ..then i would have understand stood faster....but because its text i didnt grab what modo was trying to say.....
lemme explain -- what he meant was even if you hit the referee's assistant with your right foot...that you wouldnt kick the lines man...
its a double entendre bro.....he must have pronounced the lines man differently....
he meant lines as in---lines ....you dig?? lines as in bars?? so you wouldnt kick the bars man ...you wouldnt kick the lines man

its just like saying ...even if you bla bla bla to the referee...you wouldnt kick these lines man...

you dig?
actually, he said you wouldn't "kick a lines man"

so kicking lines means spitting bars? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:42pm On Sep 30, 2014
Odunharry: Nice play Nani...Carvahlo tried too by providing cover 4 d centre back bt he gave away the ball many times..

Kudos sporting
carvalho looks slow to me. everything he does seems like a task. it's like playing football is not natural to him. i don't rate him at all.

nani was good in parts but he wasn't as good as their last CL game. in fairness, that chelsea side is a strong side. they would take some stopping in europe.

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